This One Querstion Would Convert 99% Of Spur Fans To Laker Fans

[Koolaid_Man]

If You Had To Choose Between Duncan and Kobe To Mirror Your Life...

Which destiny do you choose?

Cheater vs Cuck


:lmao There's no getting outta this one Spur fan

[ChumpDumper]

if you don't think Kobe is being cucked now, you're stupider than I thought.

[Koolaid_Man]

if you don't think Kobe is being cucked now, you're stupider than I thought.

it's not what you know it's what you can prove :hat

[Trainwreck2100]

it's not what you know it's what you can prove :hat

But you've been going off hearsay the entire year

[ChumpDumper]

it's not what you know it's what you can prove :hatNo, it's not.

Kobe's wife will stay with him until a season or two after he retires. It's all business now.

Women don't forget when their husbands rapes white girls.

[Koolaid_Man]

But you've been going off hearsay the entire year

Your noogah is gay

[Koolaid_Man]

No, it's not.

Kobe's wife will stay with him until a season or two after he retires. It's all business now.

Women don't forget when their husbands rapes white girls.

that's fine you can have that...I have...

Kobe Cheated
Jimmy Cuck Corn

[ChumpDumper]

that's fine you can have that...I have...

Kobe Cheated
Jimmy Cuck CornKobe raped.

Kobe begged.

Kobe paid.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe raped.

Kobe begged.

Kobe paid.

you can have that I have

Jimmy got fucked

Jimmy got cucked

Jimmy 6

[ChumpDumper]

What do you mean "you have."

You don't know these people.

You aren't associated with these people.

If your sense of self is dependent on strangers who don't give a shit about you, that's the saddest thing I have ever heard.

[Katherine Robinson]

Pro Bryant
- Greater wealth
- Diverse future
- National & international fame
- Can do no wrong

Con Bryant
- Married to a ticking 50% time bomb
- Will always be compared to Jordan and fall short

Pro Duncan
- Single
- Taller
- Local hero
- Cemented legacy as greatest in his position for the time being

Con Duncan
- Not much diversity in future after basketball
- Will mostly be known for shortcomings from 6
- Incredibly socially awkward

[spurraider21]

it's not what you know it's what you can prove :hat
Ironic, coming from the guy who wanted Zimmerman behind bars, and makes claims about Duncan's sexuality

[Arcadian]

Unlike you, I don't spend my time daydreaming about being another man.

But - if you put a gun to my head - Tim for sure. As we know from Socrates, the contemplative life is the greatest kind of life. At least Tim is more intellectual than your average NBA player.

So fuck off faggot.

[Captivus]

Koolaid has a small dick.

[Trill Clinton]

kobe no doubt. timmy d is my dude but he is a straight up geek and a square.

[elmanutres]

I wouldn't want to be in kobe's position. His marriage is a ticking time bomb. Soon he will lose half of all his shit. Duncan fell through but got prenuped. But kobe, oh boy. I would like my stuff thank you.

[Bynumite]

I wouldn't want to be in kobe's position. His marriage is a ticking time bomb. Soon he will lose half of all his shit. Duncan fell through but got prenuped. But kobe, oh boy. I would like my stuff thank you.

Even if Kobe loses half his shit, you act like he will be living under a fucking bridge :lol You would suck thousands of dicks to have half of his fortune.

[irishock]

Even if Kobe loses half his shit, you act like he will be living under a fucking bridge :lol You would suck thousands of dicks to have half of his fortune.

God that was such a dumbass comment :lol...

[CitizenDwayne]

Yes, I would choose Parker. Next question.

[Thread]

I wouldn't want to be in kobe's position. His marriage is a ticking time bomb. Soon he will lose half of all his shit. Duncan fell through but got prenuped. But kobe, oh boy. I would like my stuff thank you.

Every marriage is trial & tribulation. It's work. Hard work. It never ends.

I was pleased as punch that they forged a reconciliation. That is rare. You're never going to hear this part of their story, because it's not what Media wanted. Just the opposite. But, let Duncan & Amy reconciliate and they'd be on Oprah.

[Rogue]

always choose God over whatever else, tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

kool makes a thread and disappears as usual

the worse thing to happen to a married man is losing half his assets to a trophy housewife who has never worked in her whole life or brings nothing to the relationship to begin with

getting cucked doesnt do shit to a man as long he still has his money, he can get any pussy he wants even if his been relegated to beta male, a beta male with money is way better then broke ass wanker or man with already loss half

kool thinks his pride is worth more than money, go back to africa u sad fck and tell me does ur pride put food on the table, provide shelter? gtfo with the man pride shit...u sell ur family out just for a bucket of kfc and watermelon

[SpurSwag]

Congratulations OP you have officially made the worst thread of all time

Do I pick kobes life? Probably, he's made more money and can get ass from anyone. I'm not gonna sit here and say those things aren't kind of important to me considering I'm in college lol but that in no way makes any argument

id much rather tims body of work tho

[Katherine Robinson]

always choose God over whatever else, tbh.

Rogue, does Kobe Bryant being God not imply he is the only one worth of inseminating your Goddess?

[Rogue]

God is one of the few guys in the world worthy of plowing our Goddess, others including Chris Evans, Robert Downey and Barack Obama etc... anyone of them would be so much better than a no-name French fag tbh :depressed

[Budkin]

What do you mean "you have."

You don't know these people.

You aren't associated with these people.

If your sense of self is dependent on strangers who don't give a shit about you, that's the saddest thing I have ever heard.

It seems like this would be obvious but I've been having to remind myself of this quite a bit since 6. Sucks being a diehard sometimes.

[RsxPiimp]

I wouldn't want to be in kobe's position. His marriage is a ticking time bomb. Soon he will lose half of all his shit. Duncan fell through but got prenuped. But kobe, oh boy. I would like my stuff thank you.

Considering Kobe's net worth is 5x that of Duncan, Kobe's half is still a lot more than Duncan's .:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Congratulations OP you have officially made the worst thread of all time

Do I pick kobes life? Probably, he's made more money and can get ass from anyone. I'm not gonna sit here and say those things aren't kind of important to me considering I'm in college lol but that in no way makes any argument

id much rather tims body of work tho

^ are we talking behind closed doors :lol

[apalisoc_9]

kool makes a thread and disappears as usual

the worse thing to happen to a married man is losing half his assets to a trophy housewife who has never worked in her whole life or brings nothing to the relationship to begin with

getting cucked doesnt do shit to a man as long he still has his money, he can get any pussy he wants even if his been relegated to beta male, a beta male with money is way better then broke ass wanker or man with already loss half

kool thinks his pride is worth more than money, go back to africa u sad fck and tell me does ur pride put food on the table, provide shelter? gtfo with the man pride shit...u sell ur family out just for a bucket of kfc and watermelon

:lmao

[King Emmanuel]

kobe, obviously and i'm a Spurs fan. Kobe is just the better player

[SpurSwag]

^ are we talking behind closed doors :lol

come on man lol

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

I'd rather be Duncan, and engage in consentual coitus with white women.

[TDMVPDPOY]

nothing beats going home and looking for ur shit to be thrown out by ur parents...lol cobie

signing a 48m extention yet and all these endorsements...cant afford to shower his parents gifts, but has no problem buying a $5m ring to trophy wife after walking away with half

talk about a bastard child, his parents probably wish they lay an egg instead

[AussieFanKurt]

talk about a bastard child, his parents probably wish they lay an egg instead

:lmao