Hotter Daisy: Catherine Bach or Jessica Simpson

[whottt]

Which Daisy would you like to um..Duke....

Jessica:


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/_group_photos/jessica_simpson1.jpg
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg
http://members.aol.com/celebsmack/jsim.jpg
http://graphics.sonymusic.com.au/gallery/medium/JessicaSimpson009.jpg
http://64.238.110.206/images/gt/doogie22/Jessica%20Simpson%20Daisy%20Duke.jpg
http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album187/abs.jpg
http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0506/jessica-simpson-pink-bikini-05.jpg
http://big.supereva.com/gallery/Cantanti_Straniere/Jessica_Simpson/Jessica_as_Daisy_Duke___3.jpg
http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0506/jessica-simpson-pink-bikini-04.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1226138~Dukes-Of-Hazzard-Daisy-Duke.jpg
http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0506/jessica-simpson-pink-bikini-01.jpg

[whottt]

Or Catherine:

http://www.kimdutoit.com/ee/images/uploads/catherine_bach000.jpg
http://images.allposters.com/images/MMPH/173389.jpg
http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/cathybach/daisy4.jpg
http://dogsnot.net/mt/images/daisy%202.JPG
http://ctoe.bolt.com/images/daisyduke.jpg
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-005.jpg
http://www.paris-hilton-sex.com/c/Catherine_Bach/cb_catherine_bach_0143.jpg
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-014.jpg
http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20050404/12/d/c/4/dc49ecd76733184e4eab86faf814256d0_full.jpg
http://www.polarblairsden.com/catherinebach01.jpg
http://www.paris-hilton-sex.com/c/Catherine_Bach/bach009.jpg
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-011.jpg

Patriotic Bikini pictures

I love patriotic women BTW.

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0705/jessica//00001v.jpg
http://www.celebstation.org/actresses/catherine_bach/Catherine_Bach-015.jpg

Head to Head

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/09/15/daisies.jpg

[SWC Bonfire]

Catherine Bach, no contest.

[bigzak25]

that's great work whottt.

i still have to say jessica, but cat bach and those legs really make it hard.

[whottt]

BTW men...I went through great hardships to bring you these Catherine Bach photos...when you google her name you get recent pictures of her. I am giving you fair warning right now that you do not want to do that.

For the love of god don't do it.

[SWC Bonfire]

BTW men...I went through great hardships to bring you these Catherine Bach photos...when you google her name you get recent pictures of her. I am giving you fair warning right now that you do not want to do that.

For the love of god don't do it.

Thanks, whottt, you are a scholar and a gentleman. :tu

[Spam]

that's great work whottt.

i still have to say jessica, but cat bach and those legs really make it hard.

Easy big fella...TMI.



Jessica Simpson because of her nice fun bags.

[bigzak25]

i don't know whottt your talking about...google came through like a champ!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/165381.jpg

http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/cathybach/bach3.jpg

http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/cathybach/Cbach7.jpg

http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/cathybach/cathbach.jpg

[SWC Bonfire]

I can't believe I am the only one who voted for Catherine Bach. Her legs are twice as long as Jessica Simpson's.

And Jessica Simpson looked better before she lost weight.

[Horry For 3!]

Jessica wins.

[whottt]

I am still kicking it around SWC...I am trying to get the recent images of Catherine Bach out of my head so I can make an unbiased choice.

I mean she doesn't look absolutely horrible...I've seen women that aged worse...but damn, she's a loooooong way from the days she could get away with wearing those shorts. It's depressing.

[timvp]

Whottt has never been the same since he saw Duff's sig with the car wash scene.

:)

[JackLalanne]

Catherine's much more my age.

[Manu20]

Jessica Simpson

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CATHERINE

at least catherine doesn't look like her face is distorted every time she smiles

[ObiwanGinobili]

Catherine


her legs are so long and smooth looking.. and she has a pretty girl next door kinda face.

[Marcus Bryant]

Both have (er, had) great bodies. But I cannot stand Jessica Simpson. The bitch is fucking annoying.

[JoeChalupa]

Even though I love brunettes over blondes I'm going with Jessica on this one and I know I could make her smile......and purr.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

if the catherine bach pictures were not shitty quality, and had modern day camera and airbrushing

this poll would be more towards Catherine's side

[ObiwanGinobili]

if the catherine bach pictures were not shitty quality, and had modern day camera and airbrushing

this poll would be more towards Catherine's side


:tu agreed.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

plus her smile makes her face look prettier, not vice versa

[TheMrPeanut]

I'd bust a nut with either one of them and I'm sure they both give great face.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[Sportcamper]

Catherine Bach had to do a little acting to get the part...Plus she kind of invented that cut-off jean look when she auditioned for the part... (They wanted her in a mini skirt)...

Jessica Simpson just had to look gorgeous....Does anyone care if she can act or not? Advantage....Jessica... :lol
http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/bill7924/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jsmtv4.jpg

[ZStomp]

Bach...Simpson's face is weird..for lack of a better word.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Jessica Simpson hands down

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Bach...Simpson's face is weird..for lack of a better word.


:tu yup
glad im not the only one


i mean i love titties
i guess you can say im obsessed with them

and hers are large and in charge

but you cant totally ignore the face

besides i also have a thing for chicks of older fashions

[Flea]

Catherine, hands down.

Jessica is annoying and I can't stand her.

[SpursWoman]

Bach...Simpson's face is weird..for lack of a better word.




transvestite is the word that always pops into my head.


I think Catherine is much more attractive.

[SWC Bonfire]

Bach...Simpson's face is weird..for lack of a better word.


She does kind of have a mannish face in some photos.

[Flea]

transvestite is the word that always pops into my head.


I think Catherine is much more attractive.


That's it! I always thought she looked kind of wierd too but could never figure out why.

[whottt]

Hey! Catherine is getting jobbed on the votes...MB and SW both said they like her better but neither voted for her.

[JoePublic]

Jessica.

When Catherine smiles she looks she's smelling something funky.

How anybody can say she looks manly is whack.

[KEDA]

Catherine Bach


Jessica is hot only becaues of the modern day tools such as Photoshop, and an airbrush.

Catherine Bach didnt have those lovely toys and still looks hotter!

[SpursWoman]

Hey! Catherine is getting jobbed on the votes...MB and SW both said they like her better but neither voted for her.


Sorry, I hadn't voted at all....that better? :lol

[SpursWoman]

How anybody can say she looks manly is whack.



No, it's because you aren't looking at her face. Even Rue Paul has titties. :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Catherine Bach


Jessica is hot only becaues of the modern day tools such as Photoshop, and an airbrush.

Catherine Bach didnt have those lovely toys and still looks hotter!


preach on

[whottt]

Yes SW and thank you. We don't want any voter recalls here.

Interestingly enough...TimVP didn't exercise his right to vote...I wonder why :fro .

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Jessica Simpson... manly?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! most hilarious thing I've ever heard! The only thing that could possibly even remotely resemble a manly feature on her face would be the chin, but even that doesn't make her manly.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'd hit it.


Who? Catherine Baaaaaaaaaaaaach


In my opinion Back is def. hotter, now i just need to invent a way back machine

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Jessica Simpson... manly?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! most hilarious thing I've ever heard! The only thing that could possibly even remotely resemble a manly feature on her face would be the chin, but even that doesn't make her manly.


she does have a manly chin with a manly cleft though

i think the close poll is a testament to Catherine's hottness

[TOP-CHERRY]

How can you look at this face and not think she's 10 X more gorgeous than Jessica?

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-005.jpg

Jess is hot and all, but she's nothing compared to Catherine's beauty. (in her younger days, ofcourse)

[PizzaFace]

They both help me do it.

[ElMuerto]

Jessica por favor.

[ShoogarBear]

Bach, no contest.

And for those who may be penalizing her for her age: try for even a nanosecond to imagine Jessica Simpson and her Joker face in 30 years.

I melted a few synapses before I could get that image out of my mind.

[ShoogarBear]

LOL



View Poll Results: Which one is the hotter Daisy?
Jessica Simpson
2Blonde, 2pac, Big Pimp_21, bigzak25, cmc$purs, CommanderMcBragg, ElMuerto, Fonzie, foofida, Horry For 3!, JoeChalupa, JoePublic, Manu20, MaNuMaNiA, Obi wan Ginobili, PizzaFace, Samr, snyderman, Spam, Sportcamper, tekdragon, TheMrPeanut, tlongII, tw05baller
24 51.06%

Catherine Bach
BishopRyan, Cant_Be_Faded, danyel, Extra Stout, Flea, greywheel, Guru of Nothing, Ishta, JackLalanne, KEDA, midgetonadonkey, nkdlunch, ObiwanGinobili, samikeyp, Sense, ShoogarBear, SpursWoman, SWC Bonfire, TOP-CHERRY, Trainwreck2100, Useruser666, Zombie, ZStomp
23 48.94%

[Mark in Austin]

For a few hours of fun? It's a tie. Barely. Jessica stays close only because she has been embracing her inner freak with such vigor lately.

If I have to talk to her or in a relationship? Catherine by a loooooong mile.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

For a few hours of fun? It's a tie. Barely. Jessica stays close only because she has been embracing her inner freak with such vigor lately.

If I have to talk to her or in a relationship? Catherine by a loooooong mile.
Obviously! but we're not talking relationship material, we're talking HOTNESS!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_4.gif

[B.AlMighty]

Catherine. Only because of the longer legs.

[Sense]

Jessica has no ass..


When she sings... she gets overwhelmed...and starts making too much facial expression.


I don't know Bash but she's better.

[ClintSquint]

Jessica has no ass..


When she sings... she gets overwhelmed...and starts making too much facial expression.





http://www.gawker.com/news/jsimpsnose.jpg

You think so?

[duncan_21]

catherin bach, hands down...or whereever I want to put my hands. I think for hotness it's a tie, but unfortunately for jessica I've heard her talk.

[Zombie]

Jessica is a no wearing Daisy Duke!
Her ass is not made for short shorts as posted above, Jessica has no ass!

[timvp]

Yes SW and thank you. We don't want any voter recalls here.

Interestingly enough...TimVP didn't exercise his right to vote...I wonder why :fro .

Well if Jessica Simpson is the one who was in that calender posted a while back, then I'd vote for the other chick. I wouldn't want to vote for the male.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think I've ever seen a poll in here so close before.

[whottt]

Yannow...I've kicked it around in my head all day long...because this is an important and potentially life changing decision....

When I first started this poll I exected it to be a heavyweight fight and I expected Simpson to be just too strong for ole Cate......I mean Jessica Simpson has stepped up her game lately, she's been working, she is bringing it, and she has my attention. She also has 25 years of improved production, photography and cosmetic standards behind her...not to mention probably a 150 million dollar budget.

Sportcapmper said something that caught my eye and I got something different out of the point he made than he was expecting....

Catherine Bach invented that look and when they call those shorts Daisy Dukes it is a tribute to her.


When you are dealing with two powerhouses like these, the questions must ask yourself...

1.Which one makes you want to throw her in the hay and get down business.
2.Which one looks like they'd actually like it in the hay.

Now while Jessica is a force to be reckoned with in that Pink Bikini(and you guys that don't think she has an ass need to take a closer look)....and while I think Catherine Bach is being seriously under-rated by the forum in the rack department...because she is no slouch there...


What it all boils down to is this:

Round 1
Catherine Bach's looks make me want to put her in the hay, and more importantly she looks like she'd be willing to do it..and she might even look sexier if she was laying in hay.

Catherine takes it.

Round 2
Look at those fucking legs on Catherine Bach. Is there an end to them? Look at that ass. And it's not like she's flat chested...she's got a great rack there and she's got that great 70's Breck Girl hair also.

As Sportscamper mentioned...They call those Daisy Dukes because of Catherine Bach...it's 20 years later and they probably spent a million dollars on Jessica trying to recapture that look of Catherine Bach in those shorts...I bet you those shorts are hand sewn by an entire team of people to bring out the absolute best in Jessica's ass...

And it's not even fucking close, she can't wear those shorts as low cut as Catherine Bach...and those shorts Bach is wearing, hell her whole wardrobe, look like someone just went into K-Mart and bought them for her...And she doesn't even look like she has much makeup on in some of those pictures other than eyeshadow(always a key when going for that trailer park look).

Jessica is working hard and she is very glamourous...it's close when you put her in the bikini and get her all soaped up(I want to put her up against the Car Wash girl in Cool Hand Luke)

But she shouldn't have even tried going up against Catherine Bach in shorts. She does not look as pretty or sexy when she's going up against Catherine Bach in shorts...and Bach's sky high legs make her something to behold in her bikini as well, even without suds and a beautiful car prop.

IMO...the winner and still champeen:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-011.jpg


Face it....the way those shorts rode up Catherine Bach's ass was a gift to all mankind. A gift that keeps on giving up to this very day.

Catherine Bach is the one who put the Daisy Duke in the Daisy Dukes. If you had stuck Jessica Simpson in those shorts 25 years ago I don't think they'd be as icnonic as they are now. I know they wouldn't.


Catherine Bach...the original Daisy...because you just can't beat a classic...and an icon.

[timvp]

Classic. :spin

This thread is going places.

:smokin

[Horry For 3!]

Pretty close.

[David Bowie]

Bach. I always thought that Jessica was made out of plastic anyhow.

[Sense]

I can't believe we have pretty even minds among us.

[ShoogarBear]

Are the returns from Florida in yet?

[GoldToe]

Jessica by a nipple.

[Jimcs50]

Jessica has no ass!

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0705/jessica//00001v.jpg


http://64.238.110.206/images/gt/doogie22/Jessica%20Simpson%20Daisy%20Duke.jpg

WTF do you mean, she has no ass????

How much "ass" do you want, anyway????

[HB22inSA]

Catherine

[Sportcamper]

I wasn’t going to mention it but both Jessica & Catherine are booty-licious challenged...
http://www.haitianconnection.com/USERPIX/casa-Serena_Williams.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

Wow!

[whottt]

So Joe...how about what jump over to the political forum and talk about the validity of the exit polls in the 2004 Presidential Elections...

I say the Crats cooked the exit polls, as it is their tendency to cook polls...what do you say?

[MI21]

Jessica Simpson of 5 years ago was gift from Heaven.

Now she is just a gift from transvestite heaven.

I'll take the other chick.

[Jimcs50]

http://music.yahoo.com/video/play/?showtext=Y&cid=1&vid=20812189&sx=&ps=0&bw=&fs=0&tw=lmv&vo=&redirectURL=http%3A//music.yahoo.com/musicvideos/lists/top.asp%3Fp%3D2

[50 cent]

jessica

[Fillmoe]

the first catherine bach picture is kind of drag queenish.........

[dallaskd]

Simpson, but her sister is a bitch.

[leemajors]

CATHERINE

at least catherine doesn't look like her face is distorted every time she smiles

the mask.

[loveThe23]

Simpson, but her sister is a bitch.

why? cause of all the plastic surgery?

[Ballcox]

I have to go with Bach, I guess because I was a kid growing up when that show was on and I was................how should I say................'coming of age' as a boy at that time?

Anyway, Bach just did it for me.....one the earliest entries into the fantasy rolodex (and a well used member I might add). :smokin