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Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 01:21 AM
What do you guys think of this hipster bullshit. It's all encompassing and pervasive here in Cali even though I'm pretty sure Lumberjacking is not a very common trade here. Probably over 50 percent of the male 20/30s population has one. Has this phenomenon reached the outer limits of San Antonio and other cities of note across the nation? Also, how does one go to a job interview with this mess on his face? Discuss.

http://www.gamingtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Lumberjack1.jpg

Floyd Pacquiao
03-12-2014, 01:24 AM
Seen alot of thoes fags in austin, few here and there in SA, tbh...

TE
03-12-2014, 01:25 AM
Those kind wouldn't last here tbh.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 01:26 AM
It's crazy here. The chicks actually think it's a good look in Cali - how backwards is that.

HarlemHeat37
03-12-2014, 01:28 AM
This isn't new, it has been like 3 years now, tbh:lol..

I visited Austin for the 1st time 2 weeks ago, and I must say, it's the most hipster city I've seen so far, despite the fact that I'm in NY at least once every Summer:lol..

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 01:31 AM
The only people i seen with that shit are white male liberals. Of course beards aren't limited to one race so i have seen mexicans and blacks etc. with beards. The difference is the white guys with these beards always seem to be annoying ass hipster fags.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 01:32 AM
This isn't new, it has been like 3 years now, tbh:lol..

I visited Austin for the 1st time 2 weeks ago, and I must say, it's the most hipster city I've seen so far, despite the fact that I'm in NY at least once every Summer:lol..

You're right, it's been awhile but it has reached the tipping point to the where it can't be ignored as mainstream conformity in CA. The Hipsters were originally trying to be different but now, if you're not a self-professed hipster with a lumberjack look, then you are an interloper, to be ostracized and banished to another state.

HI-FI
03-12-2014, 01:33 AM
Seen alot of thoes fags in austin, few here and there in SA, tbh...
one of my oldest friends in Austin has grown it like that. I saw some guy in a co-op in Austin with Civil War mutton chops. smh.

i'll admit, i do want to grow a beard like that, my granddad had a ZZ Top beard at one point and I have the same hair gene, for better or worse. But now that it's a fad, I'll just wait it out.

TE
03-12-2014, 01:33 AM
This isn't new, it has been like 3 years now, tbh:lol..

I visited Austin for the 1st time 2 weeks ago, and I must say, it's the most hipster city I've seen so far, despite the fact that I'm in NY at least once every Summer:lol..

Austin is at the top of being a hipster city, tbh... anybody should know that tbh

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 01:36 AM
Austin is at the top of being a hipster city, tbh... anybody should know that tbh

in the middle of one of the most red states in the nation.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 01:36 AM
The weird thing is, many of these lumberjack looking dudes are employed - else the unemployment rate would rise above 40 % here in CA. My question is, if not lumberjacks, then how do they actually hold down jobs? Construction might be an option...

HI-FI
03-12-2014, 01:38 AM
Austin is at the top of being a hipster city, tbh... anybody should know that tbh
back in the day, i'd refer to Austin as sleepy, stoner or hippie. But somehow it turned into hipster. Maybe it was hipster all along but I didn't think so, it was more low key. sigh, I miss that Austin. maybe it was douches from Cali moving there or just inevitability.

TE
03-12-2014, 01:39 AM
in the middle of one of the most red states in the nation.

That's the irony, tbh. You could cut it with a cocoon's sharp edge.

Katherine Robinson
03-12-2014, 01:41 AM
The weird thing is, many of these lumberjack looking dudes are employed - else the unemployment rate would rise above 40 % here in CA. My question is, if not lumberjacks, then how do they actually hold down jobs? Construction might be an option...

They are part of unions, perhaps, and employers are afraid to fire a union worker.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 01:42 AM
Then there's this guy. Can a black guy be hipster or no?

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/IFWT_James-Harden-beard-4.jpg

Floyd Pacquiao
03-12-2014, 01:43 AM
one of my oldest friends in Austin has grown it like that. I saw some guy in a co-op in Austin with Civil War mutton chops. smh.

i'll admit, i do want to grow a beard like that, my granddad had a ZZ Top beard at one point and I have the same hair gene, for better or worse. But now that it's a fad, I'll just wait it out.
Does your friend also wear plaid shirts and thick framed glasses? :lol

Tbh you can always rock the beard though, just don't go full hipster douche imo...

TE
03-12-2014, 01:43 AM
back in the day, i'd refer to Austin as sleepy, stoner or hippie. But somehow it turned into hipster. Maybe it was hipster all along but I didn't think so, it was more low key. sigh, I miss that Austin. maybe it was douches from Cali moving there or just inevitability.

I remember going to Austin in 09 and smoking for the entire month of June... now it's just a bunch of faggots, tbh...no offense

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 01:46 AM
being that austin is that weirdo liberal city in a hardcore red state, is there a city in california that is known to be hardcore republican?

dirk4mvp
03-12-2014, 01:54 AM
Then there's this guy. Can a black guy be hipster or no?

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/IFWT_James-Harden-beard-4.jpg

Blacks actually get bonus hipster points tbh

ezau
03-12-2014, 01:55 AM
Is Chimpbrook a hipster?

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/russell-westbrook-gq-magazine.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1080760/thumbs/o-RUSSELL-WESTBROOK-ESPN-570.jpg?6

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/russell-westbrook.png

http://static.businessinsider.com/image/528cecd86bb3f7d567969d28/image.jpg

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 01:58 AM
Is Chimpbrook a hipster?

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/russell-westbrook-gq-magazine.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1080760/thumbs/o-RUSSELL-WESTBROOK-ESPN-570.jpg?6

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/russell-westbrook.png

http://static.businessinsider.com/image/528cecd86bb3f7d567969d28/image.jpg
More like a swag fag if anything

HarlemHeat37
03-12-2014, 01:59 AM
Blipsters are a different form of hipsters, tbh, there are subtle differences..I see you, redzero, my guy..

HarlemHeat37
03-12-2014, 02:01 AM
Austin is at the top of being a hipster city, tbh... anybody should know that tbh

I had heard that, but I thought it was overblown, tbh, and that Austin would stand out as more hipster just in comparison to the rest of Texas..I wasn't expecting it to be at this level:lol..

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:13 AM
being that austin is that weirdo liberal city in a hardcore red state, is there a city in california that is known to be hardcore republican?

There are a few. There's Fresno, Bakersfield and Stockton which are all extremely red (almost can't tell the difference bt them and a Southern State), then there's Sacramento which is surprisingly "reddish" for the CA state capital. All the biggest cities though, SF, LA, Oakland and San Diego are total flaming liberal / hipster central. It's a weird state overall with a serious amount of variation and worldviews.

Kidd K
03-12-2014, 02:15 AM
Ain't this shit a fad now because of that stupid ass wrestler Daniel Bryan? Hipsters love that geek. He's been rocking that ugly ass beard for awhile now and they even try to market it to hipsters.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/DanielBryan2013.jpg/225px-DanielBryan2013.jpg

http://zerepwrestling.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/dbry_beard-ep1.jpg

GuerillaBlack
03-12-2014, 02:17 AM
Austin with that forced liberalism tbh. Trying way too hard imo. All of the hipster children from Houston and Dallas run to Austin to try to be different with all their other white friends.

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 02:18 AM
Ain't this shit a fad now because of that stupid ass wrestler Daniel Bryan? Hipsters love that geek. He's been rocking that ugly ass beard for awhile now and they even try to market it to hipsters.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/DanielBryan2013.jpg/225px-DanielBryan2013.jpg


This has been going on waaay before daniel butthole bryan

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:18 AM
Is Chimpbrook a hipster?

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/russell-westbrook-gq-magazine.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1080760/thumbs/o-RUSSELL-WESTBROOK-ESPN-570.jpg?6

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/russell-westbrook.png

http://static.businessinsider.com/image/528cecd86bb3f7d567969d28/image.jpg

Chimp's skinny jeans or leggings whatever they may be scream hipster or blipster. But it's cool as long as he doesn't mess up Acne's game.

Gummi Clutch
03-12-2014, 02:20 AM
anyone that thinks Austin is the top hipster city has never been to Seattle. Jesus Kryst it is bad over there.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:20 AM
This has been going on waaay before daniel butthole bryan

I think people looked like this in the caveman days tbh. It's finally back...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kppzg3zytk1qz7l0ao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1394695199&Signature=iPKzhwkhNxSDJVg98WOWG8giZF0%3D#_=_

Gummi Clutch
03-12-2014, 02:20 AM
Is Chimpbrook a hipster?

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/russell-westbrook-gq-magazine.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1080760/thumbs/o-RUSSELL-WESTBROOK-ESPN-570.jpg?6

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/russell-westbrook.png

http://static.businessinsider.com/image/528cecd86bb3f7d567969d28/image.jpg
Aww how cute. Dressing chimps now a days too.

Kidd K
03-12-2014, 02:21 AM
This has been going on waaay before daniel butthole bryan

How long? Daniel Bryan beard shit has been around for a couple years I think right? I don't keep up with wrestling very much anymore though so I don't know how far back it goes exactly.

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 02:23 AM
How long? Daniel Bryan beard shit has been around for a couple years I think right? I don't keep up with wrestling very much anymore though so I don't know how far back it goes exactly.

the hipster beard thing has been around as hipsters themselves. Daniel is just a victim of that. All he's doing is spreading his hipster fagness to our children who are the main viewers of pg wwe

Gummi Clutch
03-12-2014, 02:26 AM
Like I said...Seattle is the capital of the hipsters, thats probably why they lost their NBA team too.

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 02:27 AM
anyone that thinks Austin is the top hipster city has never been to Seattle. Jesus Kryst it is bad over there.

No i'm pretty sure it's just as bad. I've been to la and austin and austin looks like a wannabe west coast city. I'm talking about the hipsters themselves of course

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:27 AM
They are part of unions, perhaps, and employers are afraid to fire a union worker.

Ok, but what about when they walk into a job interview. Maybe the answer is that in Cali, it's more likely that someone with this kind of beard gets hired...? But no way, it can't be. If it is, how times have changed.

Gummi Clutch
03-12-2014, 02:28 AM
No i'm pretty sure it's just as bad. I've been to la and austin and austin looks like a wannabe west coast city. I'm talking about the hipsters themselves of course
The austin hipsters are obnoxious I'll give ya that, but Seattle looks like it was built to suite the douchebag scarf wearing queer needs. Hipster food is pretty fucking good though.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:29 AM
The austin hipsters are obnoxious I'll give ya that, but Seattle looks like it was built to suite the douchebag scarf wearing queer needs. Hipster food is pretty fucking good though.

Hipster food? lol, what do they eat. This should b enlightening.

Gummi Clutch
03-12-2014, 02:34 AM
Hipster food? lol, what do they eat. This should b enlightening.
Dude its pretty fucking amazing. Its pseudo exotic and healthy at the same time. They are super high maintenance about their food because they feel its an extension of the "hipster self" . I never thought I would like any veggie dishes but I got a burger that tasted better then any chicken I've had before only to find out it was all veggie...twas a secret recipe. Every restuarant in Seattle was amazing and everybody that lives in Texas knows how awesome Austin food is. Whenever I goto visit I always make food runs for the week.

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 02:34 AM
Ok, but what about when they walk into a job interview. Maybe the answer is that in Cali, it's more likely that someone with this kind of beard gets hired...? But no way, it can't be. If it is, how times have changed.

Probably the more liberal culture there. In texas, 90% of the companies here are run conservatively. Dress professional and If you got facial hair, that better be stubble, or if you are gonna grow it out, it better be goatee. But in the west coast, they got alot of tech companies and most of them are run liberally. You see alot of tech companies like say Valve, the video game company, that don't even have uniforms of anything.

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-yqFRumTqFWg/T-NdLnqw3YI/AAAAAAAAAfg/BhQEtHfGcQ8/s1600/Valve+Corp.+employees.jpg


Note the guy with the plaid shirt and the liberal beardtard on the right

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:41 AM
Probably the more liberal culture there. In texas, 90% of the companies here are run conservatively. Dress professional and If you got facial hair, that better be stubble, or if you are gonna grow it out, it better be goatee. But in the west coast, they got alot of tech companies and most of them are run liberally. You see alot of tech companies like say Valve, the video game company, that don't even have uniforms of anything.

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-yqFRumTqFWg/T-NdLnqw3YI/AAAAAAAAAfg/BhQEtHfGcQ8/s1600/Valve+Corp.+employees.jpg


Note the guy with the plaid shirt and the liberal beardtard on the right

Nice points.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:41 AM
This is what the hottest women are generally going for here in Cali tbh. A couple of these beards are decent but overall - smh.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t6qgXp2Zbk

elmanutres
03-12-2014, 02:48 AM
the large texas cities are starting to become more liberal. texas may soon become blue because of one main reason.












Mexicans.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 02:56 AM
the large texas cities are starting to become more liberal. texas may soon become blue because of one main reason.






Mexicans.

I'm no political expert on Mexicans or otherwise but I often find it surprising how many US citizens of Mexican descent are republican. Not saying it's wrong but I just don't think it's in their best interest given their typical socieconomic situation.

Trainwreck2100
03-12-2014, 02:58 AM
Yeah but Mexicans can't grow beards for shit

Trainwreck2100
03-12-2014, 03:00 AM
I'm no political expert on Mexicans or otherwise but I often find it surprising how many US citizens of Mexican descent are republican. Not saying it's wrong but I just don't think it's in their best interest given their typical socieconomic situation.

It's the fucking gays most older Mexicans put God before themselves and the right has done a bang up job making religious people feel like victims. Helped by the left mind you

GuerillaBlack
03-12-2014, 03:07 AM
the large texas cities are starting to become more liberal. texas may soon become blue because of one main reason.

Mexicans.

The large Texas cities, aside from sa, have always been liberal. Austin just gets the most publicity because its a tech city and media darling. The inner loop of Houston is the OG spot for Texas liberalism. Dallas inside loop 12 is similar.

Jacob1983
03-12-2014, 03:13 AM
Why are you talking about guys' faces? And why doesn't Westbrick just admit he likes men? The NBA could make millions off that. The media blitz would last a lot longer if he came out than the circus that happened when brave hero Jason Collins admitted he likes men.

Kidd K
03-12-2014, 04:21 AM
the hipster beard thing has been around as hipsters themselves. Daniel is just a victim of that. All he's doing is spreading his hipster fagness to our children who are the main viewers of pg wwe

Good point. Sad times

scanry
03-12-2014, 06:15 AM
anyone that thinks Austin is the top hipster city has never been to Seattle. Jesus Kryst it is bad over there.

You may find hippies in smaller towns like Spokane or Olympia, but Seattle is alright.

baseline bum
03-12-2014, 07:12 AM
Fucking hipsters ruining the UNIX beard. smh

Katherine Robinson
03-12-2014, 07:33 AM
Ok, but what about when they walk into a job interview. Maybe the answer is that in Cali, it's more likely that someone with this kind of beard gets hired...? But no way, it can't be. If it is, how times have changed.

Well, California is very strict about discrimination towards hetrosexual and homosexual whites by employers.

lefty
03-12-2014, 08:15 AM
I'm working in the video game industry, so I see those fuckn hipsters with beards and plaid shirts everyday

urunobili
03-12-2014, 09:06 AM
Portland>Seattle>Austin tbh

ChumpDumper
03-12-2014, 09:14 AM
Probably the more liberal culture there. In texas, 90% of the companies here are run conservatively. Dress professional and If you got facial hair, that better be stubble, or if you are gonna grow it out, it better be goatee. But in the west coast, they got alot of tech companies and most of them are run liberally. You see alot of tech companies like say Valve, the video game company, that don't even have uniforms of anything.

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-yqFRumTqFWg/T-NdLnqw3YI/AAAAAAAAAfg/BhQEtHfGcQ8/s1600/Valve+Corp.+employees.jpg


Note the guy with the plaid shirt and the liberal beardtard on the rightUm, what videogame companies have uniforms?

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 09:28 AM
I'm working in the video game industry, so I see those fuckn hipsters with beards and plaid shirts everyday

Yeah, it's like a uniform with them tbh. You must stick out like a sore thumb without the skinny jeans, plaid and beard.

Calispursfan11
03-12-2014, 09:38 AM
Dude its pretty fucking amazing. Its pseudo exotic and healthy at the same time. They are super high maintenance about their food because they feel its an extension of the "hipster self" . I never thought I would like any veggie dishes but I got a burger that tasted better then any chicken I've had before only to find out it was all veggie...twas a secret recipe. Every restuarant in Seattle was amazing and everybody that lives in Texas knows how awesome Austin food is. Whenever I goto visit I always make food runs for the week.

That actually sounds pretty good, I'll need to seek out some hipster food in the area now.

DeadlyDynasty
03-12-2014, 10:19 AM
I've got mutton chops on my dick tbh

The Gemini Method
03-12-2014, 10:25 AM
I rock a beard, am employed, and don't consider myself a hipster. The gf likes it and I personally think its pretty cool looking. I hate PBR but I do like craft beer. I listen to everything no matter if its popular or is avant garde. Firstly, Calisportsfan should realize no one refers to California as 'Cali' unless they're non-native. That's like calling San Francisco by the weird San Fran. I think the populace here hides their hipsterism more than they lead on...

lefty
03-12-2014, 10:28 AM
Yeah, it's like a uniform with them tbh. You must stick out like a sore thumb without the skinny jeans, plaid and beard.
Pretty much

And there are also some fucking weirdos

Like I just hired that chick


She used to be a man

Then she brought her partner to a company's happy hour; used to be a girl ... has like 3 hair on the chin


wtf man :lol

The Gemini Method
03-12-2014, 10:30 AM
Pretty much

And there are also some fucking weirdos

Like I just hired that chick


She used to be a man

Then she brought her partner to a company's happy hour; used to be a girl ... has like 3 hair on the chin


wtf man :lol
Where the fuck do you work? This shit is more a fad like blipsters and wiggerism...

lefty
03-12-2014, 11:29 AM
Where the fuck do you work? This shit is more a fad like blipsters and wiggerism...
I won't name the company because you never know who might be lurking here

But yeah, strange world :lol

lefty
03-12-2014, 12:26 PM
Then there's this guy. Can a black guy be hipster or no?

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/IFWT_James-Harden-beard-4.jpg
Here :lmao


http://vimeo.com/31937226

urunobili
03-12-2014, 01:18 PM
Portland>Seattle>Toronto>Austin tbh
Fixed