Kobe Out for Season ****SHOCKER****

[Sybok]

Kobe Bryant Expected to Be Officially Ruled Out for Season by Lakers This Week :wow

LOS ANGELES — The words are about to become official.
Kobe Bryant (http://bleacherreport.com/kobe-bryant), out for the season.
The Los Angeles Lakers (http://bleacherreport.com/los-angeles-lakers) are expected to declare Bryant out for the rest of the 2013-14 season later this week, according to team sources. Bryant is not accompanying the team on its trip to Oklahoma City and San Antonio (http://bleacherreport.com/san-antonio-spurs), staying back to be reexamined by team doctor Steve Lombardo. And considering where Bryant's level of discomfort remains with the fractured lateral tibial plateau in his left knee, barring an unforeseen change, the team will finalize the decision that Bryant will not play again this season.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1989532-kobe-bryant-expected-to-be-officially-ruled-out-for-season-by-lakers-this-week?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t2

[Rogue]

God is doing his team a big favor by staying out imho, so they have an excuse for playing so bad.

[skmblz]

the season for the lakers is done, so ain't no sense for a comeback tbh

[Sybok]

All that talk about competitiveness. He's just another TMac.

[Clipper Nation]

Kirby quitting on yet another season, no surprises there....

[Katherine Robinson]

There isn't post-season for the Lakers, no reason for him to come back outside of selling tickets.

[Thread]

All that talk about competitiveness. He's just another TMac.

+ 5 NBA World Titles.

[Thread]

Kirby quitting on yet another season, no surprises there....

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Calispursfan11]

The emotional vulcan with the goods.

[Clipper Nation]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
The shitbag belongs to Kirby now, on James' orders.

[Katherine Robinson]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

You just better hope the Spurs end up shining shoes with you & DUNCAN come June, Dale. Lightning doesn't strike twice and the shitbag is looking into your bowl for scraps.

[Bynumite]

According to ST, Kobe was holding MVPau back and stealing his touches, so Kobe hands him the keys to the kingdom and MVPau ends up getting swept and leading the team to a .300 record.

There's no point in coming back this late in the season and to a mess he didn't create.

[Thread]

The shitbag belongs to Kirby now, on James' orders.

Nope. That belongs to your Tim Duncan. He's the charter owner.

My bag. My concession. My designation.

[Trainwreck2100]

Shoulda amnestied his ass.

[Thread]

According to ST, Kobe was holding MVPau back and stealing his touches, so Kobe hands him the keys to the kingdom and MVPau ends up getting swept and leading the team to a .300 record.

Mighty

Yep, yep...Pau had his chance. Oh, it was going to be a new beginning. Pau & Nash were going to grant on Media & show the world that they could rule the waves without Kobe. Shit, they couldn't even scratch.

Big shots.

[Thread]

Shoulda amnestied his ass.

That's 6 talking.

[Clipper Nation]

Nope. That belongs to your Tim Duncan. He's the charter owner.

My bag. My concession. My designation.
Nope. James forced Kirby to don the shitbag after the clock struck 0:00 on 6, and by God, he's donning it.

[Dex]

http://www.ridethepine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jack.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

That's 6 talking.
'cept I was saying it before 6. Amnesty him, and he shit out for the year. He sat our for the year anyway

[Katherine Robinson]

http://www.ridethepine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jack.gif

Old Jack is thankful for his Alzheimers, forgets the state of the Lakers every morning.

[Thread]

Nope. James forced Kirby to don the shitbag after the clock struck 0:00 on 6, and by God, he's donning it.

No. It's my invention. My bag. My concession. I'll dole it out as I see fit. And your Duncan is resplendent in it.

ha & ha.

[Clipper Nation]

No. It's my invention. My bag. My concession. I'll dole it out as I see fit. And your Duncan is resplendent in it.

ha & ha.
Sorry Dale, but the bag has been reassigned.... it is now Kirby's property to bear.

[Thread]

'cept I was saying it before 6. Amnesty him, and he shit out for the year. He sat our for the year anyway

Then it was 5-4 Kobe over the tired old shit bag Duncan talking.

[Thread]

Sorry Dale, but the bag has been reassigned.... it is now Kirby's property to bear.

No. I'm the steward of the shit bag, idiot. I get the say. It's my responsibility. Until your Duncan wins not 1, but 2 more NBA World Titles (and is able to hang on to them unlike last June) then he'll continue to wear the shit bag as he's worn since I had it made out of 3 feet of colon taken from my MIL's innards.

[Budkin]

Why would he come back? Better to just let em tank.

[Clipper Nation]

No. I'm the steward of the shit bag, idiot. I get the say. It's my responsibility. Until your Duncan wins not 1, but 2 more NBA World Titles (and is able to hang on to them unlike last June) then he'll continue to wear the shit bag as he's worn since I had it made out of 3 feet of colon taken from my MIL's innards.
James redistributed the bag to Kirby by way of 6, that's it and that's all.

Let us proceed....

[Dex]

Who cares? He's done anyways.

[Thread]

James redistributed the bag to Kirby by way of 6, that's it and that's all.

Let us proceed....

Nobody can designate the bag except for me, CN. It's my fuckin' bag. When it's time I will be the one to reassign it. Me. It's my province. Mine & mine alone.

[Thread]

Who cares? He's done anyways.

Said the same thing when he was on his way to Sing Sing after he raped.

[ElNono]

http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/kobe-bryant-contracte-extension.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

Nobody can designate the bag except for me, CN. It's my fuckin' bag. When it's time I will be the one to reassign it. Me. It's my province. Mine & mine alone.
That bag is stuck to Kirby & it's never comin' off.

[Sybok]

Mighty

Yep, yep...Pau had his chance. Oh, it was going to be a new beginning. Pau & Nash were going to grant on Media & show the world that they could rule the waves without Kobe. Shit, they couldn't even scratch.

Big shots.

They were doing peachy until the cancer came out of remission pre_Yule tbh

[Sybok]

Nobody can designate the bag except for me, CN. It's my fuckin' bag. When it's time I will be the one to reassign it. Me. It's my province. Mine & mine alone.

Power of Attorney over your affairs has been granted to CN as you've been found incompetent in your old age. Just hesh up now and finish your oatmeal.

[Raven]

i think everyone knew this was happening since the second "injury", even lakerfans...

[Technique]

rip in peace

[Sybok]

+ 5 NBA World Titles.

World?

[Blake]

Vanessa ordered him to sit the rest of the season out, didn't she.

Those diamond rings don't buy themselves.

[The Gemini Method]

What a crappy 2 years its been...meh, this was inevitable w/o the amnesty...oh well, still watch this team that is donning the Lakers unis.

[LittleCriminal]

http://i.imgur.com/02RcNQm.jpg

[Juggity]

Lakers paid Kobe $5,075,634 per game this season for each of the six games he played.
$30,453,805 down, $48,500,000 to go. Looking like a great decision to give that extension.

[kobe4life]

God is just testing us right now and he wants to reward us with a lottery pick by not playing. Like I said next year a healthy God along with a lottery pick = 2015 champs.

[Gummi Clutch]

:lmao

[z0sa]

:lol called this shit last season, tbh

[spurraider21]

He made over 360k for each point scored :rollin

[Thread]

World?

World.

[Thread]

Vanessa ordered him to sit the rest of the season out, didn't she.

Those diamond rings don't buy themselves.

& in the bitter end it was Amy who broke Timmy's ass. Yeah, you fuckers sat there for years throwing that sweet ass Duncan & the whore Amy as the model marriage. It was fake, an arrangement to conduct Tim's homosexual lifestyle and she sold her soul to it. Then didn't have the decency to see it thru and sold Tim out.

Big shots. Gonna show everybody how it's done, huh? HA!

[Thread]

They were doing peachy until the cancer came out of remission pre_Yule tbh

They was gonna be big shots without Kobe. Gonna show the world. Gonna show Kobe.

Big shots.

[whitemamba]

rest up mah nigga

[ambchang]

According to ST, Kobe was holding MVPau back and stealing his touches, so Kobe hands him the keys to the kingdom and MVPau ends up getting swept and leading the team to a .300 record.

There's no point in coming back this late in the season and to a mess he didn't create.

Kobe missing the playoffs with Lamar Odom and Caron Butler as his sidekick, and the legendary two-time champ Rudy Tomjanovich as coach is OK.
MVPau missing the playoffs when he is way passed his prime with Jodie Meeks and whoever the hell else you have as his sidekick, and the legendary (for the wrong reasons) three first names as coach is unacceptable.

Bravo, Laker fan, bravo.

[Clipper Nation]

443792777000669184

Fred:lol

[Thread]

443792777000669184

Fred:lol

Though without Jim Buss we're light a back-to-back.

[DPG21920]

Your regrets are your own.

[Thread]

Your regrets are your own.

Next time you come for Dale, come hard, motherfucker.

lmvictoriousao!!!

[Brazil]

God is just testing us right now and he wants to reward us with a lottery pick by not playing. Like I said next year a healthy God along with a lottery pick = 2015 champs.

what a freaking shitty troll

dear god

[Brazil]

World.

Stupid.

[Brazil]

Next time you come for Dale, come hard, motherfucker.

lmvictoriousao!!!

he got you old fart... you abandonned your capri injured in the battlefield... you took the rescue transport and left him alone

[Clipper Nation]

Though without Jim Buss we're light a back-to-back.
With Fredo, you're light a future.

[Bynumite]

Kobe missing the playoffs with Lamar Odom and Caron Butler as his sidekick, and the legendary two-time champ Rudy Tomjanovich as coach is OK.
MVPau missing the playoffs when he is way passed his prime with Jodie Meeks and whoever the hell else you have as his sidekick, and the legendary (for the wrong reasons) three first names as coach is unacceptable.

Bravo, Laker fan, bravo.

Boiled down...

0-16

&

.300

... without Kobe.

[Mal]

Great season for Kirby. Forcing his comeback, played very bad for couple games, frauds Fredo into new fat contract, calls it`s quit right after, all getting paid 28mil and Lakers on the bottom.

[ElNono]

Time for a new nickname, tbh... "Fragile" Bryant... he even has the italian backstory to tie in with A Christmas Story...

[ElNono]

Maybe "USPS" Bryant? Mailing it in for over a season?

[spurraider21]

fwiw i'm glad he started breaking down after giving himself that vino moniker

[Mugen]

fwiw i'm glad he started breaking down after giving himself that vino moniker

:lol the Charles Shaw of vinos tbh

[Bynumite]

fwiw i'm glad he started breaking down after giving himself that vino moniker

Jim aka The Big Fundamental, showed little to no fundamentals when he missed an easy layup and tip-in over Battier... tee, hee.

[HarlemHeat37]

As much as I've hated him over the years, I never thought he would be completely finished at age 35, tbh..

His post game and overall skills were supposed to translate to old age and lead to longevity, but his body didn't co-operate, obviously..Kobe just couldn't reinvent himself once he was past his prime, unfortunately..

Who would have thought that Derek Fisher would be more effective in his current role than Kobe, Pau and Bynum, tbh:lol..

I also wouldn't have bet that in 2014, Trevor Ariza would be the best player from the 2009 championship Lakers:lol..

[Thread]

Jim aka The Big Fundamental, showed little to no fundamentals when he missed an easy layup and tip-in over Battier... tee, hee.

Mighty

[Bynumite]

As much as I've hated him over the years, I never thought he would be completely finished at age 35, tbh..

His post game and overall skills were supposed to translate to old age and lead to longevity, but his body didn't co-operate, obviously..Kobe just couldn't reinvent himself once he was past his prime, unfortunately..

You're at your best when you're making phaggy poster of the month lists and also posting dick pics of NBA players. Rewriting history... not so much.

[Thread]

As much as I've hated him over the years, I never thought he would be completely finished at age 35, tbh

Sure. You never "thought" that but you damn well [hoped] it.

[HarlemHeat37]

You're at your best when you're making phaggy poster of the month lists and also posting dick pics of NBA players. Rewriting history... not so much.

How am I re-writing history?:lol..

Wasn't Kobe supposed to last until his late 30s?..I also thought he would, there was no reason to think otherwise, considering his skill-level and work ethic..

[Thread]

You're at your best when you're making phaggy poster of the month lists and also posting dick pics of NBA players.

Mighty is right, Har, that is your forte.

[z0sa]

As much as I've hated him over the years, I never thought he would be completely finished at age 35, tbh..

His post game and overall skills were supposed to translate to old age and lead to longevity, but his body didn't co-operate, obviously..Kobe just couldn't reinvent himself once he was past his prime, unfortunately..

Who would have thought that Derek Fisher would be more effective in his current role than Kobe, Pau and Bynum, tbh:lol..

I also wouldn't have bet that in 2014, Trevor Ariza would be the best player from the 2009 championship Lakers:lol..

Really let's one know how Kobe would have faired if he was forced to lead a sub .500 team Jordan style for several years. Dude would have been another T-Mac.

[Thread]

Boiled down...

0-16

&

.300

... without Kobe.

Killa handed the Savage Over & Under to Mighty this morning.

I God's!!!

[Thread]

Really let's one know how Kobe would have faired if he was forced to lead a sub .500 team Jordan style for several years. Dude would have been another T-Mac.

Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!!!!

[Thread]

With Fredo, you're light a future.

Been 7 years since you rung. Because of Jim Buss we've went back-to-back in that time span.

ha, ha.

[spurraider21]

Jim aka The Big Fundamental, showed little to no fundamentals when he missed an easy layup and tip-in over Battier... tee, hee.
he didn't give himself that nickname, like Kobe did... tee, hee

[Thread]

he didn't give himself that nickname, like Kobe did... tee, hee

At home though, 21?

[spurraider21]

At home though, 21?
i don't follow. your senility has me concerned

[Clipper Nation]

Been 7 years since you rung.
^ O & 45 talking


Because of Jim Buss we've went back-to-back in that time span.
Nuh uh, that was Jerry Buss, Ronnie Lester, and MVPau. In the time span of Fredo without Jerry, you've had Chazz, The Achilles, The Sweep, The Begging, The Rejection, The Tank, The Contract & 48.

Let us proceed....

[Deuce Bigalow]

According to ST, Kobe was holding MVPau back and stealing his touches, so Kobe hands him the keys to the kingdom and MVPau ends up getting swept and leading the team to a .300 record.

There's no point in coming back this late in the season and to a mess he didn't create.
Well Spurfan are legit retarded people possibly.

[spurraider21]

Well Spurfan are legit retarded people possibly.
interesting sentence structure while making a statement like that. i usually dont care for that kind of stuff in forum talk, but if you're gna make intelligence insults, cmon

[Deuce Bigalow]

At home though, 21?
In my home! My home!

[Thread]

^ O & 45 talking


Nuh uh, that was Jerry Buss, Ronnie Lester, and MVPau. In the time span of Fredo without Jerry, you've had Chazz, The Achilles, The Sweep, The Begging, The Rejection, The Tank, The Contract & 48.

Let us proceed....

Ain't near to O & 45!, daddy-O, but, you're 7 years light.

ha, ha.

[Thread]

i don't follow. your senility has me concerned

I was just checkin' to see if you was payin' attention to me.

[spurraider21]

I was just checkin' to see if you was payin' attention to me.
well aren't you just adorable :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

interesting sentence structure while making a statement like that. i usually dont care for that kind of stuff in forum talk, but if you're gna make intelligence insults, cmon
Cmon man, "MVPau" when Kobe won MVP while Pau led his team to a 10-29 record before being traded. You need to see a doctor with claims like that tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

Ain't near to O & 45!, daddy-O, but, you're 7 years light.

ha, ha.
& you're light a future. You can thank Fredo & Kirby for that.

[Deuce Bigalow]

^ O & 45 talking


Nuh uh, that was Jerry Buss, Ronnie Lester, and MVPau. In the time span of Fredo without Jerry, you've had Chazz, The Achilles, The Sweep, The Begging, The Rejection, The Tank, The Contract & 48.

Let us proceed....
Isn't this a zero timer talking?

Lakers also have 16

[spurraider21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orsbX3HrUmE

[Deuce Bigalow]

^ give me that stats that game...

[Clipper Nation]

^ give me that stats that game...

Here's some stats for you:

http://swishnba.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/photo.jpg?w=300&h=300

MVPau :worthy:

[spurraider21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aYFniAWMhU

[Deuce Bigalow]

Here's some stats for you:

http://swishnba.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/photo.jpg?w=300&h=300

MVPau :worthy:
Who do you think is better, Kirby or The Homosexual tbh?

[spurraider21]

Who do you think is better, Kirby or The Homosexual tbh?
you should probably give 2 different choices

[Clipper Nation]

Kirby or The Homosexual

They're the same person, tbh....

[baseline bum]

Who do you think is better, Kirby or The Homosexual tbh?

Magic is way better than Kobe, nigga.

[Thread]

The Homosexual

Bam Bam

[RsxPiimp]

Here's some stats for you:

http://swishnba.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/photo.jpg?w=300&h=300

MVPau :worthy:

I've seen worst :lol

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20NBA%20Record/Lebron%20James/aka%20big%20choker/lebron-james-2011-nba-final-4q.jpg

[elmanutres]

http://s30.postimg.org/vuhjeddy9/kobecontract.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

I've seen worst :lol

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20NBA%20Record/Lebron%20James/aka%20big%20choker/lebron-james-2011-nba-final-4q.jpg

Kirby's averages from the 2004 Finals:
2004: 22.6 ppg, 4.4 apg, 2.8 rpg, 1.8 steals, .6 blocks, 3.6 turnovers, 38% shooting

Shaq's averages from the 2004 Finals:
2004: 26.6 ppg, 10.8 rpg, 1.6 apg, .6 blocks, 63.1% shooting

[Mal]

Please Lakers sign Melo to fat contract. And you can extend Gasol.

[Sean Cagney]

This was already a given.

[elmanutres]

:lolComing back only to get his ass blocked by demar derozan
:lolTOSB legs can't even stay straight
:lol No better than derrick rose
:cry"Kobe is such a fierce competitor, he will come back stronger than ever, it pains him being on the bench":cry
:lol Kobe robbing the lakers
:lolMoney well spent
:lol Duncan putting up impressive numbers for his age and yet according to laker fan he's the "TOSB"

[ambchang]

Boiled down...

0-16

&

.300

... without Kobe.


Boiled down::
Missing the playoffs

&

Kicked out in the first round

without the most dominant frontline in the league.

[Gummi Clutch]

lolakerss. :lol

Handing out 48 like its nothing, and then taking 48 in the ass vs the clippers. You won't see that parrot squawking about it though

[Thread]

Boiled down::
Missing the playoffs

&

Kicked out in the first round

without the most dominant frontline in the league.

Fine, you hold onto that, daddy. Me? I got:::

6

[Thread]

lolakerss. :lol

Handing out 48 like its nothing, and then taking 48 in the ass vs the clippers. You won't see that parrot squawking about it though

It's a 20% pay cut based on 27/6/6.

[ambchang]

Fine, you hold onto that, daddy. Me? I got:::

6

You got a dying comrade in the battlefield while you weaseled away.

[Thread]

You got a dying comrade in the battlefield while you weaseled away.

6 trumps it.

[Trainwreck2100]

443792777000669184

Fred:lol
That doesn't take into accountthe tax hit

[Thread]

That doesn't take into accountthe tax hit

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

[ambchang]

6 trumps it.

Nothing trumps betrayal.

[Clipper Nation]

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

Kirby and the shitbag: inseparable.

[Thread]

Nothing trumps betrayal.

6 trumps it all.

[Thread]

Kirby and the shitbag: inseparable.

I own the shit bag. Mine. My concession. I assigned it to Duncan, and he'll wear until at least June of '15.

Let us proceed...

[Clipper Nation]

I own the shit bag. Mine. My concession. I assigned it to Duncan, and he'll wear until at least June of '15.

Let us proceed...
That bag is stuck to Kirby, & it's never coming off.

Let us proceed....

[TE]

I commend Thread for sticking on this forum given everything that's happened to the Lakers and Kobe. Much respect son.

[Thread]

That bag is stuck to Kirby, & it's never coming off.

Let us proceed....

My bag, asshole. Mine. I've assigned to Duncan and he's stuck with it until June of '15 at least.

Now, drop it.

[Clipper Nation]

My bag, asshole. Mine. I've assigned to Duncan and he's stuck with it until June of '15 at least.

Now, drop it.

Nope.... Kirby's bag.

James' orders.

[Gummi Clutch]

6 trumps it all.
Missing the playoffs and getting pummeled through and through is better than going to the finals? :lol The length fake laker trolls will go to justify their existance.

I'm sure you wish you could have been pummeled in the ass and used as the league's jizz rag again in 04' instead of losing to the Pistons eh? Great logic you got there.

Your withering away, and your showing. :lol

[Thread]

I commend Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) for sticking on this forum given everything that's happened to the Lakers and Kobe. Much respect son.

I can't complain. I've had extremely good fortune.

They didn't need me when they was answering all my prayers. I needed them. And they never once failed me. They need me now, me.

You couldn't drag me away.

[Thread]

Missing the playoffs and getting pummeled through and through is better than going to the finals? :lol

It's better than 6.

[Bynumite]

Boiled down::
Missing the playoffs

&

Kicked out in the first round

without the most dominant frontline in the league.

Boiled down:


Choked a 5 point lead with 28 seconds to go in a title-clinching game

&

Kicked out in the first round by the 8th seed while playing alongside two all stars

[elmanutres]

Kicked out in the first round by the 8th seed while playing alongside two all stars
:lol Laker fan always say manu and parker aren't all stars, now all of a sudden they're all stars?

[spurraider21]

It's a 20% pay cut based on 27/6/6.
You pay guys based on expected performance, which should have been considerably lower.

If you really think they're paying Kobe for the past, enlighten me as to how much the lakers will pay Kobe after he retires

[Thread]

You pay guys based on expected performance, which should have been considerably lower.

If you really think they're paying Kobe for the past, enlighten me as to how much the lakers will pay Kobe after he retires

Your whole hypothesis is ridiculous, 21. & you know it. You're usually above this type of approach.

[spurraider21]

Your whole hypothesis is ridiculous, 21. & you know it. You're usually above this type of approach.
Claiming they planned to make him the highest paid player in the league because he put up big numbers in the past is ridiculous as well. They screwed the pooch by jumping the gun before ever seeing him on the court, and you know it

[Thread]

Claiming they planned to make him the highest paid player in the league because he put up big numbers in the past is ridiculous as well. They screwed the pooch by jumping the gun before ever seeing him on the court, and you know it

You already fouled the floor.

Forget it.

[spurraider21]

You already fouled the floor.

Forget it.
You don't pay players for the past, so take your 26-6-6 and stick it

[Sybok]

Time for a new nickname, tbh... "Fragile" Bryant... he even has the italian backstory to tie in with A Christmas Story...

Agent Zero 2.0

[cd98]

Lakers left to tanking to get better. Kobe injury=David Robinson injury, except Lakers won't get a Tim Duncan most likely.

[Splits]

The Shocker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Shocker&defid=3056436)

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

[Sybok]

Lakers left to tanking to get better. Kobe injury=David Robinson injury, except Lakers won't get a Tim Duncan most likely.
Spurs didn't have a Pau Gasol level player on the floor while David was injured.

[Sybok]

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

[Splits]

Lakers left to tanking to get better. Kobe injury=David Robinson injury, except Lakers won't get a Tim Duncan most likely.

Except Kirbs won't come back and ring. He's done. Kaput. A $48.5 million black hole.

[Killakobe81]

Lakers left to tanking to get better. Kobe injury=David Robinson injury, except Lakers won't get a Tim Duncan most likely.

Most likely? There is no Duncan, best case for Embid a skinny Howard. More likely is a more athletic Hibbert.
There is no Kobe, Lebron, Durant, Wade, Dirk in this draft either.

I am glad we will probably get a good prospect, a potential all-star.
But Lakers need a franchise guy and I am not sure there is one in the bunch.

[Splits]

2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco

[LkrFan]

According to ST, Kobe was holding MVPau back and stealing his touches, so Kobe hands him the keys to the kingdom and MVPau ends up getting swept and leading the team to a .300 record.

There's no point in coming back this late in the season and to a mess he didn't create.:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

Tank mode: ON :)

[POPownsJackson]

It's better than 6.
I is laker fan in 2010 and before when laker win and beat magic, but spur then start win so I root them now. Come to spur, they have parker, gino, Duncan, KL, many good player that goto final again. I sure spur fan no mind if you root also, very good team!!!:whine:whine

[ElNono]

Really let's one know how Kobe would have faired if he was forced to lead a sub .500 team Jordan style for several years. Dude would have been another T-Mac.

It also leaves you wondering what T-Mac would've looked like if he had Dr Buss as the owner and with the right publicist...

[Venti Quattro]

I'm shocked. I wanna slit my wrists because of this news

[Kool Bob Love]

Tank mode: ON :)

The lakers aren't tanking anymore. Team sucks balls brah.

[SupremeGuy]

Kirby quitting on yet another season, no surprises there....QFT, tbh :toast

[Clipper Nation]

Tank mode: ON :)

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:lmao

[FuzzyLumpkins]

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:lmao

:lol I see the 7th pick in LA's future.

[Thread]

Except Kirbs won't come back and ring. He's done. Kaput. A $48.5 million black hole.

I remember that claim after he'd raped.

[dallasmaverickslose]

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:lmao


:rollin

[Thebesteva]

Kobestans be like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/241aa277b6c95bf2d90694512f414af2/tumblr_mfec3ei3VB1qfqjxao2_250.gif

[ambchang]

6 trumps it all.

Betrayal is the lowest form of failure, it's one resulting from cowardice and selfishness, both of which you are known for.

[ambchang]

Boiled down:


Choked a 5 point lead with 28 seconds to go in a title-clinching game

&

Kicked out in the first round by the 8th seed while playing alongside two all stars

Boiled down::

Losing in the finals > Missing playoffs

&

Losing in first round with 2 allstars > Swept with 3 HoFs

[Thread]

Betrayal is the lowest form of failure, it's one resulting from cowardice and selfishness, both of which you are known for.

Boiled down:::

6

[ambchang]

Boiled down:::

6

Boiled down::

Chickenshit

[Thread]

Boiled down::

Chickenshit

6 trumps it.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

That's too bad

[HI-FI]

6 trumps it.
Chickenshit (twice) trumps that.

[midnightpulp]

:lol at Culburn trying to spin this.

Kirby was only supposed to be out for 6 weeks when he first had the injury. But he saw the writing on the wall and now he's doing everything to distance himself from this atrocity. A "competitor" would do all that he could to comeback to the team and help them not be such an embarrassment.

Kobe quit.

Only pussies and assholes quit.

The Quitting

[Katherine Robinson]

:lol at Culburn trying to spin this.

Kirby was only supposed to be out for 6 weeks when he first had the injury. But he saw the writing on the wall and now he's doing everything to distance himself from this atrocity. A "competitor" would do all that he could to comeback to the team and help them not be such an embarrassment.

Kobe quit.

Only pussies and assholes quit.

The Quitting

I wouldn't call it "The Quitting", but rather "The Fleecing"

[midnightpulp]

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:lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I remember when Lakers fans used to give us massive shit when the Spurs tanked for Duncan, always bragging about how the Lakers are too proud to tank.

We can call this

The Hypocrisy

[Thread]

:lol at Culburn trying to spin this.

Kirby was only supposed to be out for 6 weeks when he first had the injury. But he saw the writing on the wall and now he's doing everything to distance himself from this atrocity. A "competitor" would do all that he could to comeback to the team and help them not be such an embarrassment.

Kobe quit.

Only pussies and assholes quit.

The Quitting

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

[Thread]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I remember when Lakers fans used to give us massive shit when the Spurs tanked for Duncan, always bragging about how the Lakers are too proud to tank.

We can call this

The Hypocrisy

Or, 6

[midnightpulp]

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

Only pussies and assholes quit.

Kobe was supposed to be back weeks ago. He quit in '06 against your Suns. And he quit now.

He's a double quitter. Therefore, he's a double pussie and asshole.

[Thread]

Only pussies and assholes quit.

Kobe was supposed to be back weeks ago. He quit in '06 against your Suns. And he quit now.

He's a double quitter. Therefore, he's a double pussie and asshole.

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

[midnightpulp]

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

Quit deflecting.

You've always stated one of your pet peeves is when players sit out when they are perfectly healthy to compete. Kobe was expected to be back in late January. He quit.

And you're gonna have to own up and eat this shit sandwich.

He'a quitter. And a double quitter at that.

[Thread]

Quit deflecting.

You've always stated one of your pet peeves is when players sit out when they are perfectly healthy to compete. Kobe was expected to be back in late January. He quit.

And you're gonna have to own up and eat this shit sandwich.

He'a quitter. And a double quitter at that.

Boiled down you're using the injury card. Only pussies & assholes do that.

[Clipper Nation]

Boiled down you're using the injury card. Only pussies & assholes do that.

Kirby quit, & his shitbag's starting to reek.

[midnightpulp]

Boiled down you're using the injury card. Only pussies & assholes do that.

How am I using the injury card here? The injury card is when you excuse losses because a key player was injured.

Kobe is healthy. He was expected to be back in January. He quit. Quit on his team, the city, and the fans who bought season tickets expecting to see Kobe lace 'em up 41 times this year.

[Kool Bob Love]

http://youtu.be/gpTmoXVO21M

[djohn2oo8]

The Tape
https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1888489_10151899128251367_1524243348_n.jpg

[LkrFan]

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:lmao
http://www.trbimg.com/img-52fd9fb9/turbine/la-sp-ln-kupchak-insists-lakers-wont-try-to-lo-001/600

[Budkin]

They will pay for their basketball reasons?

[007nites]

Tim is only 8 games away from passing Kirby in all time games played.

[Thread]

+ you have that 50 wins per season thing going for ya.

That's the ticket.

[HarlemHeat37]

+ you have that 50 wins per season thing going for ya.

That's the ticket.
Sit down, nigga..

[Sybok]

Dale doesn't put any stock into any basketball stat that doesn't bolster his pitch when he's cruising the interwebs, and only rings bolster pitches.

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-52fd9fb9/turbine/la-sp-ln-kupchak-insists-lakers-wont-try-to-lo-001/600
That's the "fuck, I can't believe I have to work for Fredo" face :lol

[ambchang]

Only pussies & assholes play the injury card.

So ... why are the Lakers sucking so bad this year with 5 timer Kobe?

[Thread]

So ... why are the Lakers sucking so bad this year with 5 timer Kobe?

Sometimes you eat the bear (CWEBB not listening to Adelman out of that TO.)

& sometimes...well, that bear, he just get up all over ya=6

tee, hee.

[Clipper Nation]

Sometimes you eat the bear (CWEBB not listening to Adelman out of that TO.)

& sometimes...well, that bear, he just get up all over ya=6
& sometimes you quit=Kirby

[Thread]

& sometimes you quit=Kirby

& your Rodman and your Diaw and your Jackson as well.

tee, hee.

[AchillesHeel]

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:lmao

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

& your Rodman and your Diaw and your Jackson as well.

tee, hee.
Dale, admitting that Kirby quit.

Let us proceed....

[Thread]

Dale, admitting that Kirby quit.

Let us proceed....

lmcontrollinao!!!

[djohn2oo8]

lmcontrollinao!!!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5626125568/h71D02FF8/

[ambchang]

Sometimes you eat the bear (CWEBB not listening to Adelman out of that TO.)

& sometimes...well, that bear, he just get up all over ya=6

tee, hee.

Can you be more specific? What are the reasons they Lakers are sucking so bad this year despite having 5 timer Kobe?

[Thread]

Can you be more specific? What are the reasons they Lakers are sucking so bad this year despite having 5 timer Kobe?

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

[ElNono]

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

chickenshit

[Clipper Nation]

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.
Dale, dodging the question....tee, hee.

[Thread]

Dale, dodging the question....tee, hee.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Clipper Nation]

lmcontrollinao!!!
lychickenshitao!!!

[Banzai]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120616003315/random-ness/images/9/9f/Darth_vader_no.gif

[ambchang]

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

Another chickenshit moment, presented to you by Cully.

[Thread]

Another chickenshit moment, presented to you by Cully.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Sybok]

Another thread full of Dale's profound basketball analysis.

[Thread]

Another thread full of Dale's profound basketball analysis.

You're full of shit.

[Sybok]

You're full of shit.
It's called "satire".

[Thread]

It's called "satire".

Bend over. I'll show ya a fuckin' flat tire.

[Sybok]

Bend over. I'll show ya a fuckin' flat tire.

^Rife with basketball savvy.

[Thread]

^Rife with basketball savvy.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[ambchang]

Too chickenshit to answer simple questions.

Then goes around parroting

Too predictable.

[Thread]

Too chickenshit to answer simple questions.

Then goes around parroting

Too predictable.

Then you won't mind:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[ambchang]

Then you won't mind:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

I already said I did mind multiple times. Why do you have to post that over and over. You chickenshit?

[spurraider21]

^this is where i get the "he doesn't actually talk basketball" stuff from. its not full of shit. just scroll up and read

[Thread]

I already said I did mind multiple times. Why do you have to post that over and over. You chickenshit?

Because Allen can parallel park like a motherfucker.

[Thread]

^this is where i get the "he doesn't actually talk basketball" stuff from. its not full of shit. just scroll up and read

Your regrets (6) are your own.

[ambchang]

Because Allen can parallel park like a motherfucker.

Good shot. Great shot even. Never said otherwise.

[spurraider21]

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[Kool Bob Love]

^
:lmao