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Trill Clinton
03-15-2014, 08:48 PM
i'm hooked already. gonna try to pull an all nighter and watch the entire seasonhttp://i61.tinypic.com/k1ce2a.pnghttp://i57.tinypic.com/11rglub.gif

Trainwreck2100
03-15-2014, 08:55 PM
There's already a thread

ColinB
03-15-2014, 08:59 PM
Glad you are getting The Club back up to some sort of standard with this fresh, original thread. Keep up the good work.

Koolaid_Man
03-15-2014, 09:04 PM
keep me updated bro that shit sounds interesting...I'm over sifting through my old porn catalog before this bitch comes over to ride me tonight...thus far I've flipped through:

THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES
LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !
CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth ...
PRIME CUTS: YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !
AMATEURS ONLY #129": I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.
SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22: STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ?
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.
ULTRA KINKY #79: BOWLIN' IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.
ASS-HOLE O MIO - You've got to be kidding.
HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky ...
BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.
TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.
MUSIC TO FUCK TO: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a close-up shot of him crying
TITS OF FURY - ... but not this one ...
GERMAN WHORE FARE - Well, I groaned ...
SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN - Sigh ...
TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie ??? You're just making up words now.
PRIME CUTS: ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST - You went to college for this ?
FILTHY FUCKERS #184: POKE 'ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?
RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.
HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !

Trill Clinton
03-15-2014, 09:07 PM
To the two geeks, that other thread is full of spoilers. Ill join when I get done

Trainwreck2100
03-15-2014, 09:07 PM
Germans are the most hit/miss in terms of the porn they make

Trill Clinton
03-15-2014, 09:10 PM
keep me updated bro that shit sounds interesting...I'm over sifting through my old porn catalog before this bitch comes over to ride me tonight...thus far I've flipped through:

THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES
LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !
CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth ...
PRIME CUTS: YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !
AMATEURS ONLY #129": I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.
SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22: STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ?
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.
ULTRA KINKY #79: BOWLIN' IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.
ASS-HOLE O MIO - You've got to be kidding.
HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky ...
BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.
TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.
MUSIC TO FUCK TO: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a close-up shot of him crying
TITS OF FURY - ... but not this one ...
GERMAN WHORE FARE - Well, I groaned ...
SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN - Sigh ...
TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie ??? You're just making up words now.
PRIME CUTS: ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST - You went to college for this ?
FILTHY FUCKERS #184: POKE 'ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?
RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.
HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !


Kimberly kendall, fam.

Trainwreck2100
03-15-2014, 09:11 PM
To the two geeks, that other thread is full of spoilers. Ill join when I get done
Open it, scroll down really fast and enter what you said in the quick reply box. Instead you've invited someone to post a spoiler in this thread.

IronMaxipad
03-17-2014, 12:24 AM
everyone dies