"I don't talk to players on teams that are 20 games below .500"

[Michael Jordan.]

"But I'll sign an extension"

-48.5

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "I won't take a major pay cut under any circumstances, but the front office still better somehow make moves this offseason!" :cry

- 48.5

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't always fuck YAKS...but when I do they must look like male clowns with Candy necklaces: :lmao


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

[scanry]

:cry "I won't take a major pay cut under any circumstances, but the front office still better somehow make moves this offseason!" :cry

- 48.5

So how much does Vanessa get out of all of this?

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

[Michael Jordan.]

So how much does Vanessa get out of all of this?
24,250,000

[Koolaid_Man]

...
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

[Bill_Brasky]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

You love god

God made Michael Jordan and Tim Duncan

You love Michael Jordan and Tim Duncan :rollin

Unless you're some sort of heathen that would spite the greatness that your all knowing lord created tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ paid 168 mlllion

and Tammy ate another man's cum for 3 yrs


Kobe will be winning when he divorces

[Koolaid_Man]

You love god

God made Michael Jordan and Tim Duncan

You love Michael Jordan and Tim Duncan :rollin

Unless you're some sort of heathen that would spite the greatness that your all knowing lord created tbh.



and you love no talented rappers with real fucking titties as your avatar suggest...

[scanry]

You've got to give Kobe props though. Atleast he picks em good.

http://ballerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vanessa-bryant-wife-kobe-bryant.jpg

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/12/17/206474-kobe-and-vanessa-bryant.jpg

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/vanessa_lynne_bryant_2003_12_25.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/111226/vanessa-bryant-300.jpg

[Michael Jordan.]

:cry "I won't take a major pay cut under any circumstances, but the front office still better somehow make moves this offseason!" :cry

- 48.5

:cry Finishing 14 games below .500 in prime with a prime Odom and Butler :cry

-48.5

[Michael Jordan.]

You've got to give Kobe props though. Atleast he picks em good.

http://ballerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vanessa-bryant-wife-kobe-bryant.jpg

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/12/17/206474-kobe-and-vanessa-bryant.jpg

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/vanessa_lynne_bryant_2003_12_25.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/111226/vanessa-bryant-300.jpg

:lol No, she a groupie slut who has him by the balls for half. He could never even make half his shots, at least he'll have half his money.

[Bill_Brasky]

and you love no talented rappers with real fucking titties as your avatar suggest...

Awh man, I figured Rick would be right up the alley of somebody with your intellect. I guess you only like black people and rap music when Trill Clinton is tugging at your nuts.

Either way you think god created him too, you should probably start loving him, or else risk being cast through the gates of hell.

[Koolaid_Man]

Awh man, I figured Rick would be right up the alley of somebody with your intellect. I guess you only like black people and rap music when Trill Clinton is tugging at your nuts.

Either way you think god created him too, you should probably start loving him, or else risk being cast through the gates of hell.


go water your dick with Chia seeds

[spurraider21]

:lol air jaundice

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol air jaundice

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

[Clipper Nation]

:cry Finishing 14 games below .500 in prime with a prime Odom and Butler :cry

-48.5
:cry "I need MVPau to carry me but it's his fault whenever we lose!" :cry

- 48.5

[Michael Jordan.]

:cry "I need MVPau to carry me but it's his fault whenever we lose!" :cry

- 48.5
:cry "I only play on stacked teams" :cry

-48.5

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "I only play on stacked teams" :cry

-48.5
:cry "I demand to play 48 minutes so I can pad my stats and look like a 'warrior,' but it's Pringles' fault when I get injured!" :cry

- 48.5

[spurraider21]

i gotta pay homage... one of the funniest posts of the year imo


I don't know about that son. PETA is still looking for him for moose support payments:

http://www.imjustsayingthough.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MJLaquetta.jpg

He fathered a baby girl calf with this cow and is neglecting his responsibilities. They'll get his Punkass soon enough. SMDH

MJ moose rape: 1
Kobe: 0

:lol

[RsxPiimp]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

:lmao

[Blake]

You've got to give Kobe props though. Atleast he picks em good.

http://ballerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vanessa-bryant-wife-kobe-bryant.jpg

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/12/17/206474-kobe-and-vanessa-bryant.jpg

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/vanessa_lynne_bryant_2003_12_25.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/blog/111226/vanessa-bryant-300.jpg

He picked a predator. He would have been better off just paying her $100k per each late night erection.

[Robz4000]

"I don't always miss the playoffs, but when I do, I miss them in my prime."

- 48.5

[Blake]

:lmao :lmao :lmao moose support payments

[MeloHype]

He picked a predator. He would have been better off just paying her $100k per each late night erection.
He could've just raped her too

[Michael Jordan.]

He could've just raped her too
She isn't white.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao


What possess a man with that much money to fuck something like that...:lmao

[Robz4000]

^Could've just taken it up the ass too

[Michael Jordan.]

:cry "I demand to play 48 minutes so I can pad my stats and look like a 'warrior,' but it's Pringles' fault when I get injured!" :cry

- 48.5

:cry "LeBron, come team with me so you can be the second option" :cry

- 48.5

[Koolaid_Man]

I hear this is the child as a result of his moose rape:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/anotherugly_zps46994c18.jpg

[Jodelo]

Those meltdowns from Capri and the parrot Thread are pretty hard! :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ's Kid:


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/anotherugly_zps46994c18.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ's moose:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

[Michael Jordan.]

34-48

45-37

42-40

[scanry]

"I don't always miss the playoffs, but when I do, I miss them in my prime."

- 48.5

:lol

[Michael Jordan.]

Jackson then added: "Someone told me that in high school, Kobe used to sabotage his own games. So the game could be close. So he could dominate at the end. To sabotage the team process, to be so self-centered in your own process--it's almost stupefying."

:wow

[Clipper Nation]

Jackson then added: "Someone told me that in high school, Kobe used to sabotage his own games. So the game could be close. So he could dominate at the end. To sabotage the team process, to be so self-centered in your own process--it's almost stupefying."

:wow
Sounds like a bullshit excuse for Kirby choking as the first option per par :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Jackson then added: "Someone told me that in high school, Kobe used to sabotage his own games. So the game could be close. So he could dominate at the end. To sabotage the team process, to be so self-centered in your own process--it's almost stupefying."

:wow


Translation Jeannie Fucked Kobe... ;-)

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "LeBron, come team with me so you can be the second option" :cry

- 48.5
:cry "Give me a pay raise and sign LeBron for the minimum or I'm quitting again next year!" :cry

- 48.5

[Bill_Brasky]

I hear this is the child as a result of his moose rape:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/anotherugly_zps46994c18.jpg

:lol MJ and Magic's gay son had a kid???

[Bill_Brasky]

I agree with Kool on the MJ topic tbh this nigga is a joke :lol

[RsxPiimp]

MJ's Kid:


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/anotherugly_zps46994c18.jpg

Looks like an avatar :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

" 'Hey Jim, it's your dad,' " Buss says, mimicking his father's squeaky voice. " 'What an incredible waste of talent. Oh well. The experiment didn't work.' "

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

[Michael Jordan.]

Even after Jackson's hiring Friday, hope remained in Bryant's camp that he would wake up from this nightmare and find Jackson by his side. But times are different in this Jackson-less version of Laker Land, and not for the better.
Kobe's clout isn't what it used to be.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2014/03/14/phil-jackson-hire-new-york-knicks-los-angeles-lakers-kobe-bryant/6436779/

[Michael Jordan.]

2012

Andrew Bynum's performance in 51 games with Bryant this season: 18.3 ppg, 12.5 FGA/g, .583 FG%

Andrew Bynum's performance in seven games without Bryant this season: 23.1 ppg, 19.6 FGA, .467 FG%

Pau Gasol's performance in 56 games with Bryant this season: 17.0 ppg, 13.6 FGA/g, .510 FG%

Pau Gasol's performance in seven games without Bryant this season: 21.1 ppg, 18.3 FGA/g, .469 FG%

[Michael Jordan.]

Bynum was expected to be solely interested in playing for a contender, yet it has been reported he was near an agreement to re-sign with the team who drafted him.

Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/nba/2014/03/15/los-angeles-lakers-rumors-andrew-bynum-was-close-to-re-signing-with-team/?RIk5kVkyIOAjdD2L.99

:lol Fredo

[baseline bum]

LOL 20 games under .500 only because the cancer drove Howard out of town.

[Clipper Nation]

LOL 20 games under .500 only because the cancer drove Howard out of town.
:lol Worst teammate in NBA history

[PingPong]

You've got to give Kobe props though. Atleast he picks em good.

http://ballerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vanessa-bryant-wife-kobe-bryant.jpg




I can fing better stuff for 50 dollars at any prostibule alongside some highway anywhere, tbh...

[AchillesHeel]

2012

Andrew Bynum's performance in 51 games with Bryant this season: 18.3 ppg, 12.5 FGA/g, .583 FG%

Andrew Bynum's performance in seven games without Bryant this season: 23.1 ppg, 19.6 FGA, .467 FG%

Pau Gasol's performance in 56 games with Bryant this season: 17.0 ppg, 13.6 FGA/g, .510 FG%

Pau Gasol's performance in seven games without Bryant this season: 21.1 ppg, 18.3 FGA/g, .469 FG%

Are you stupid or something? Both players were more efficient playing with Kobe & took 6-7 shots more to average 4-5 more points a game. Obviously shows they were far more efficient playing alongside Kobe.

Weak.

[Michael Jordan.]

Are you stupid or something? Both players were more efficient playing with Kobe & took 6-7 shots more to average 4-5 more points a game. Obviously shows they were far more efficient playing alongside Kobe.

Weak.
Sounds like Kobe doesn't it? Want to look at their record during that stretch?

[AchillesHeel]

Sounds like Kobe doesn't it? Want to look at their record during that stretch?

How big of a sample size is that, and who were their opponents during those games? Kobe missed 8 games in 2012. One of the opponents were the Spurs on the road, but they won because Metta was fluking threes & had 26 points, even hit a flat-footed three.

Another win was an OT win against Dallas, where Pau hit b2b threes to seal the game. But the sample size was small & overall the numbers suggest they were less efficient without Bryant. Also, in the Playoffs, both of them disappeared against OKC.

[Thebesteva]

"But I'll sign an extension"

-48.5

:lol

[spurraider21]

How big of a sample size is that, and who were their opponents during those games? Kobe missed 8 games in 2012. One of the opponents were the Spurs on the road, but they won because Metta was fluking threes & had 26 points, even hit a flat-footed three.

Another win was an OT win against Dallas, where Pau hit b2b threes to seal the game. But the sample size was small & overall the numbers suggest they were less efficient without Bryant. Also, in the Playoffs, both of them disappeared against OKC.
conveniently leaving out bynum's dominant performance :lol

[whitemamba]

...
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0-AM-546x400_zps5f8f43f4.png

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/47368942.jpg

[Michael Jordan.]

How big of a sample size is that, and who were their opponents during those games? Kobe missed 8 games in 2012. One of the opponents were the Spurs on the road, but they won because Metta was fluking threes & had 26 points, even hit a flat-footed three.

Another win was an OT win against Dallas, where Pau hit b2b threes to seal the game. But the sample size was small & overall the numbers suggest they were less efficient without Bryant. Also, in the Playoffs, both of them disappeared against OKC.

7. 5-2, yet when Kobe shot less than 21 times, the Lakers were 39-3. Go back and look. Bynum showed up, yet look at the number of shots Kobe hoisted up.

[Clipper Nation]

conveniently leaving out bynum's dominant performance :lol
And Kirby's LOSING record in 2007-08 before the MVPau trade when Bynum was injured and Kirby had to be the first option :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

conveniently leaving out bynum's dominant performance :lol
Of course.

[Michael Jordan.]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/47368942.jpg
The records thread, I can't find you in there.

[whitemamba]

too bad you cant do much about it :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

too bad you cant do much about it :lol
Don't need to, you're embarrassed.

[Clipper Nation]

too bad you cant do much about it :lol
:lol Scurred to face the facts about Kirby

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol Scurred to face the facts about Kirby

bend over and I'll show you facts about Kirby

[Koolaid_Man]

:cry "I won't take a major pay cut under any circumstances, but the front office still better somehow make moves this offseason!" :cry

- 48.5

bend over and I'll show you a major pay cut...

[poeticism707]

"I don't always miss the playoffs, but when I do, I miss them in my prime."

- 48.5

:rollin:rollin:rollin

Robz doing work early, per par.

[Koolaid_Man]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

Robz doing work early, per par.


bend over and I'll show you per par

[Blake]

bend over and I'll show you a major pay cut...

That doesn't make any sense. It sounds like you had your dick cut off.

[Koolaid_Man]

That doesn't make any sense. It sounds like you had your dick cut off.


ohh it makes PERFECT sense numnuts

[Blake]

ohh it makes PERFECT sense numnuts

bend over and I'll show you some numnuts

It's like pig Latin only dumber

[Koolaid_Man]

"bend over and I'll show you some numnuts"

It's like pig Latin only dumber

oohhh I love numnuts ;-)

[313]

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Nick Young on the trash talk he hears from Kobe: "I don't talk to players on teams that are 20 games under .500"

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe is a cold mofo....:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe be shitting on his teammates when they deserve it...this is one of my fave Kobe moments:

LOHpZQ723es

[FkLA]

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/12/17/206474-kobe-and-vanessa-bryant.jpg


Damn Vanessa was a bad bitch before she got fat tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

yeah...Kobe lost interest though and started fucking half of LA's finest bitches minus the stank Ho in Colorado...but at least that bitch in Colorado wasn't a YAK like MJ's man-ho

[Michael Jordan.]

Damn Vanessa was a bad bitch before she got fat tbh.
:lmao average Messican slore

[FkLA]

:lmao average Messican slore

Your little Asian dick wouldn't know what to do with a woman like prime Vanessa tbh.

[Michael Jordan.]

Your little Asian dick wouldn't know what to do with a woman like prime Vanessa tbh.
Prime Vanessa would be around 18, and even then that Vag was probably loose as hell. :lol Messican

[FkLA]

You put pornstars as your sig. A loose vag doesn't make prime Vanessa any less of a bad hitch tbh.

[Blake]

A loose vag doesn't make prime Vanessa any less of a bad hitch tbh.

Mlehph. Does to me.

[Blake]

yeah...Kobe lost interest though and started fucking half of LA's finest bitches minus the stank Ho in Colorado...but at least that bitch in Colorado wasn't a YAK like MJ's man-ho

But then came scrawling back, hands and knees a-begging.

Alpha on court, beta off.

[Leetonidas]

Caprisun getting trolled hard :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

yeah...Kobe lost interest though andstarted fucking half of LA's finest bitches minus the stank Ho in Colorado...but at least that bitch in Colorado wasn't a YAK like MJ's man-ho
You're right, Kobe started fucking men too. Dick in the booty ass nigga.

http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/54443819-kobe-bryant.jpg

[Leetonidas]

Capri talking shit about MJ fucking a fat chick like it matters :lol salty ass faggot. Everyone's fucked a fatty at some point tbh at least Mike didn't have to jerk off when he wasn't allowed to finish one some skank that had 8 semens in her panties :lmao now that's fucking sad

[Michael Jordan.]

Damn, Kobe couldn't even jerk on a fat chick. Sad.

[Blake]

Capri talking shit about MJ fucking a fat chick like it matters :lol salty ass faggot. Everyone's fucked a fatty at some point tbh at least Mike didn't have to jerk off when he wasn't allowed to finish one some skank that had 8 semens in her panties :lmao now that's fucking sad

And MJ made her pay for it.

Nearly $7k in legal fees. Lol.

[Splits]

I don't understand this "smack" at all. First, isn't Kirby part of the team or is he really saying he doesn't talk to himself? And secondly, isn't he the #1 reason they're 20 games under .500 with his Dwert-killing, owner-killing, cap-killing contract, and season-quitting?

[Clipper Nation]

First, isn't Kirby part of the team
Only when they're winning :lol

[KaiRMD1]

Well, at least you're finally admitting you're a faggot.

Every time the ol' sport posts, it's very apparent that he is a homosexual. One of these days, Kool will embrace his true self until then, he showcases his homosexual tendencies through his various posts

[pookenstein]

Every time the ol' sport posts, it's very apparent that he is a homosexual. One of these days, Kool will embrace his true self until then, he showcases his homosexual tendencies through his various posts

Why do you have the Wolf of Wall Street sig under your Gatsby quote, ol' sport?

[KaiRMD1]

Why do you have the Wolf of Wall Street sig under your Gatsby quote, ol' sport?

Because it was a cool clip of Gatsby dancing and that's actually not a quote from Gatsby ol' sport

[Rogue]

he doesn't talk to players on teams that are 20 games below .500... guess that's why he unfollowed all his teammates on twitter, tbh.

[spurraider21]

so how long until kobe stops talking to himself?

[Malik Hairston]

:lol damn, tbh..

[Robz4000]

so how long until kobe stops talking to himself?

Roughly 16 games iirc

[spurraider21]

1/4 of the way there