Game 67: Spurs vs Lakers: Wed. Mar 19, 2014 9:30 PM

[ace3g]

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Thank you LakerHater

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[RD2191]

Have a feeling this will be a close game, Lakers play a lil better at home. Hopefully the Spurs come out sharp.

[Robz4000]

Now THIS could be a trap game.

Spurs only by 20.

[superjames1992]

Will the Red Mamba get another double-double?

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

This will be a slaughterhouse.

[look_at_g_shred]

Everyone playing for the silver and black?

[ace3g]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjHry0vCIAA8YKk.jpg:large

[MeloHype]

Easy win

[Mouth is Bleeding]

Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose calling the game on ESPN. So at least that's something fresh even if most of the talk will probably be bla bla bla Lakers bla bla bla some Knicks and Phil Jackson bla bla bla bla and ignore the Spurs as much as possible.

[tp2021]

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No Melissa, thank YOU.

[Robz4000]

Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose calling the game on ESPN. So at least that's something fresh even if most of the talk will probably be bla bla bla Lakers bla bla bla some Knicks and Phil Jackson bla bla bla bla and ignore the Spurs as much as possible.

Jalen Rose yes, but Bill Simmons should be fine. He loves TD and is a big Pop fan too.

[Mugen]

Jalen is terrible and Simmons is way worse as a TV personality. Luckily, I'll have the Lakers broadcast where I'll have the great Stu Lantz who shits on the Lakers better than anybody on this board tbh.

[spurraider21]

I can't stand Stu Lantz, and Sunderland is probably my least favorite play by play guy out there

[Arcadian]

Get ready for another Laker-beatdown

[Mugen]

I can't stand Stu Lantz, and Sunderland is probably my least favorite play by play guy out there

Stu is the best and Bill McDonald is the play by play guy on TV, who is terrible and is disturbingly orange skinned. I also enjoy Mychal Thompson (Klay's dad) when I used to be stuck listening to radio broadcasts but despise John Ireland who is the biggest prick in SoCal sports talk tbh, even more than Kellerman.

[Venti Quattro]

LA will win

[spurraider21]

Stu is the best and Bill McDonald is the play by play guy on TV, who is terrible and is disturbingly orange skinned. I also enjoy Mychal Thompson (Klay's dad) when I used to be stuck listening to radio broadcasts but despise John Ireland who is the biggest prick in SoCal sports talk tbh, even more than Kellerman.
:lol holy shit, dunno how i confused those two. sunderland hasn't been there since like 2005. yeah i hate macdonald then. everytime somebody gets a layup he cuts himself off mid-sentence WOOOAOAAAAH

i liked joel meyers a lot, but he does pelicans nw

[NASpurs]

LA will win

Fkn wanker

[Robz4000]

So where the fuck is Bruno these days?

[Mugen]

:lol holy shit, dunno how i confused those two. sunderland hasn't been there since like 2005. yeah i hate macdonald then. everytime somebody gets a layup he cuts himself off mid-sentence WOOOAOAAAAH

i liked joel meyers a lot, but he does pelicans nw

Yeah I think he was the immediate replacement after Chick died then it was Joel and now Bill who I agree is terrible at those "wow" plays. I just like Stu because he's less homerish than your average commentator. He slurps kobe of course but he's been pretty funny at shitting on this year's squad.

Meyers always rubbed me the wrong way. I liked the Spero guy who I think does Knicks games now.

Basically, when I heard it was Tirico/Jalen/Bill, I pretty much Noped right outta that broadcast tbh.

[timtonymanu]

LA will win

It would be a funny post game reaction up here if you guys do. :lol

[Mikeanaro]

Lakers must learn from the Sixers and follow their ways into oblivion :flag:

[spurraider21]

Yeah I think he was the immediate replacement after Chick died then it was Joel and now Bill who I agree is terrible at those "wow" plays. I just like Stu because he's less homerish than your average commentator. He slurps kobe of course but he's been pretty funny at shitting on this year's squad.

Meyers always rubbed me the wrong way. I liked the Spero guy who I think does Knicks games now.

Basically, when I heard it was Tirico/Jalen/Bill, I pretty much Noped right outta that broadcast tbh.
Spero Dedes does random NFL games too

[Venti Quattro]

Fkn wanker

:lmao United

But they won today :depressed

[Mugen]

Spero Dedes does random NFL games too

Another casualty of Fredo runnin' the show tbh.

[LakerHater]

446422083669868544

[Juggity]

I'm actually really looking forward to the Simmons/Rose commentary. They have fun with it and often say unexpected things.

[jkid12456]

patty mills gonna go absolutely ham on these fakers. 40 points

[ElNono]

:flag:

[Raven]

damn why such a though schedule for me... having to stay awake until 5-6 am for a beatdown.. granted, it's always a huge pleasure to humiliate the lakers, but still... have some mercy

[NASpurs]

:lmao United

But they won today :depressed

Fkn kents being kents.

I was about to bump your ": lol United" posts but those hairy ass Greeks had to choke.

[TheGoldStandard]

Spurs will win by 20 but it'll be close for the most part till they break it open in the second half.

[DarkGinobili]

:flag:

[Venti Quattro]

Fkn kents being kents.

I was about to bump your ": lol United" posts but those hairy ass Greeks had to choke.

Too busy fucking goats while begging for bailout money from the German government

[LakerHater]

446452741247102977

[ElNono]

WE WILL BEAT THE LAKERS

YOU WILL SEE

http://inciswf.com/8bit.swf

[HI-FI]

WE WILL BEAT THE LAKERS

YOU WILL SEE

http://inciswf.com/8bit.swf
:lol

what is that, Argentinian Xbox?

[Mikeanaro]

:lol

what is that, Argentinian Xbox?
That was rude :p:

[egtonecity]

Daye goes for 15 then goes down to Hollywood to star in Thunderstruck 2.

[downunder]

Go Aussies http://runninginplatforms.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy_babes_2_1800x1200.jpg

[TheGoldStandard]

Go Aussies http://runninginplatforms.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy_babes_2_1800x1200.jpg

Please and thank you

[RD2191]

I expect the Lakers to come out hot from 3, gotta keep it close.

[Captivus]

:lol

what is that, Argentinian Xbox?

Argentinian? Wow...really? Is not Africa you know.

If you want to be racist this is the way:





























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[RD2191]

Argentinian? Wow...really? Is not Africa you know.

If you want to be racist this is the way:





























http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/129342/racist-sacco-screengrab.jpg
:lmao

[Mugen]

:flag:

[Captivus]

This game stars at 11:30pm in Argentina...

[RD2191]

Felton with the fluke 3.

[RD2191]

:lmaoJR Smith

[PingPong]

Go Aussies http://runninginplatforms.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy_babes_2_1800x1200.jpg

Where's the aussies in this pic?

[HI-FI]

Argentinian? Wow...really? Is not Africa you know.

If you want to be racist this is the way

:lol
that's a hilarious tweet. i'm just clowning with ElNono, nothing serious. This place is full of Argie and Manu jokes.

[crc21209]

Paul George has been garbage tonight...

[downunder]

The girls are all Aussies. And they speak like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

[crc21209]

Stephenson keeping the Pacers alive

[crc21209]

:lol Stephenson. Out of control idiot...

[007nites]

nationally televised game

[jkid12456]

A couple of those girls are aussies, Miranda Kerr. shes fine as fk

[007nites]

Standing ovation? lol

[jkid12456]

Go Aussies http://runninginplatforms.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy_babes_2_1800x1200.jpg

2nd chick from the right looks like nelly furtado lol

[crc21209]

Indiana hasnt looked good for the past month or so. Not good for them...

[Mikeanaro]

This game stars at 11:30pm in Argentina...
Yeah, a little late but better 11:30 than 1:30 am, this season we had almost none dawn games.

[PingPong]

The girls are all Aussies. And they speak like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

The Victoria Secret's aussies...

[RD2191]

Paul George has been garbage tonight...
He has been garbage for a long time, overrated scrub.

[ElNono]

:lol

what is that, Argentinian Xbox?

I see you haven't met turkish spurs fan yet :lol

Look up his posts for a good laugh

[PingPong]

2nd chick from the right looks like nelly furtado lol

Thats Adriana Lima..

[TheGoldStandard]

Tons of garbage time tonight on tap.

[007nites]

Tons of garbage time tonight on tap.

Not on MVPau's watch

[crc21209]

Pau really needs to get out of LA..:lol

[timtonymanu]

End this already!

[TheGoldStandard]

Pau really needs to get out of LA..:lol

He will, as soon as the last game of the season hits he'll be at the Airport

[crc21209]

Kawhi!

[007nites]

Bill Simmons is broadcasting?

[timtonymanu]

Damnit NY just close the fucking game. :lol

[ElNono]

daaaany!

[Boomersgold]

Not gonna' lie, I love watching Pau play. You don't see many big men with his talent around the post anymore.

[crc21209]

Gr3333n!

[crc21209]

What a pass by TD!

[TheGoldStandard]

Lakers trying way too hard.. Just accept your defeat

[ElNono]

Tirico-Jalen Rose-Bill Simmons doing commentary.... ugh, tbh

[silverblackfan]

I dread watching the Spurs on ESPN. Especially as the second game of the night.

[Raven]

not a great start

[TheGoldStandard]

Is 48 in the house tonight?

[crc21209]

What the fuck. Come on! No 2nd chances to these scrubs!

[TheGoldStandard]

Damn you Fox Sports SW playing all these Mundo fox commercials. I don't give a crap about Pablo Escobar

[timtonymanu]

Finally!

[crc21209]

The Knicks have won 7 in a row, and yet still trail Atlanta by 4 games for the 8th seed.

[HI-FI]

I see you haven't met turkish spurs fan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23145) yet :lol

Look up his posts for a good laugh
when I first joined here, I thought he was for real, just some strange foreigner. Then I discovered the deep, deep layers of trolling in this place. :lol
I believe that was a midnightpulp troll but could be wrong.

[Captivus]

Yeah, a little late but better 11:30 than 1:30 am, this season we had almost none dawn games.

At 1:30 I wouldnt even try to watch a game.

[LakerHater]

D looks like shit!

[crc21209]

Danny Green does that shit too much, leaves his feet and flies by his man..

[HI-FI]

did Bill Simmons mention his dad yet?

[loveforthegame]

Leonard. :tu

[TheGoldStandard]

12 points in the paint already.. running a drill

[007nites]

SPLITTER!!!

[Raven]

that was nice

[DapDaGenius]

Splitter with the block!! Danny with the 3!!

[crc21209]

Green again! :tu

[loveforthegame]

Splitter block.

[loveforthegame]

Rolling again.

[timtonymanu]

Blow it open now! :lol

[Raven]

splitter noticed they have none under the rim

[TheGoldStandard]

HGH Tiago still showing signs of manhood

[DapDaGenius]

Seems like Splitter is dunking a lot more often than usual.

[ElNono]

here comes the drubbing...

[MeloHype]

Wow, Splitter with a block and dunk

[Spursfanfromafar]

I think the Kawhi anarchy play of steal and open court dunk deserves a nickname.

Propose - "LSD" - "Leonard Steal and Dunk"

[PingPong]

HGH Splitter.

[DapDaGenius]

HGH Tiago still showing signs of manhood

He must be using that testosterone boosting trick that is going around.

[007nites]

game over

[TheGoldStandard]

Tiago must have finally had his quinceanera

[jkid12456]

great.. now i need some patty to make my night.

[313]

"@Monroe_SA: 4 more points for Splitter and we can all hit the freeways; #Spurs 19-0 when he scores in double figs and he's already got 10"

[freetiago]

Splitter should have kept the beard

[jkid12456]

WE DONT NEED PARKER, BOUT TO SLAP SOMEBODY!! REST HIM

[Raven]

green is illegal

[LakerHater]

http://i58.tinypic.com/24bmfr5.jpg

[crc21209]

Damn! That shot by Green was pure as hell!

[superjames1992]

Looks like Verde is having one of those games where he goes off against scrubs that leave him wide open, tbh.

[DapDaGenius]

Geez....that pass looked like a damn 3 itself.

[TheGoldStandard]

Pau's just auditioning that's all.

[Chinook]

That Manu pass...

[crc21209]

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Wait...isnt this wrong? Arent Tim, Tony, and Manu 2nd already?

[Nathan89]

Pau come to the Spurs please

[DapDaGenius]

What the hell is Jalen Rose talking about?

[timtonymanu]

WE DONT NEED PARKER, BOUT TO SLAP SOMEBODY!! REST HIM

Your boyfriend will play. Relax, tbh. :lol

[heyheymymy]

:flag:

[superjames1992]

Wait...isnt this wrong? Arent Tim, Tony, and Manu 2nd already?
Yeah, I thought we got that already. Apparently, someone is wrong.

[TheGoldStandard]

Baynes checking in... someone's getting wrecked

[313]

What the hell is Jalen Rose talking about?

[ace3g]

It's reckoning time!!!

[superjames1992]

BAYNES

[LakerHater]

did he say big ball!?

[jkid12456]

BAYY

[RD2191]

:bang

[ElNono]

manuuuu

[superjames1992]

Manu 333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[crc21209]

Manu 33333!

[superjames1992]

Enrique turnover Wow.

[RD2191]

wtf parker

[RD2191]

terrible defense

[LakerHater]

Missed that wide open?!

[crc21209]

Ugh...Suckre...

[timtonymanu]

Horrible end to the quarter.

[ElNono]

we slackin

[crc21209]

Boris 3!

[superjames1992]

Turnrique. :lol

[Captivus]

Wait...isnt this wrong? Arent Tim, Tony, and Manu 2nd already?

Thinking the same thing

[RD2191]

unacceptable, 29 in a quarter is crap

[timtonymanu]

2nd unit was awful to close that out. Gotta pick it up.

[superjames1992]

Meeks pathetic FG percentage saving scrub on a crappy team.

[crc21209]

The only way the Lakers will keep it close is if the Spurs turn it over and allow them to run.

[TheGoldStandard]

Spurs don't really care.. when the full second unit gets in there it'll be gangbusters.

[DapDaGenius]

Beli was like....where did that guy go?

[timtonymanu]

Yeah that crossover by Henry was nice!

[TheGoldStandard]

This is one of those games where Daye should have been active, our starters don't need to get any more reps

[jkid12456]

props to lakers for not giving in, even tho they have lost a playoff spot.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

wow 29 pts in a quarter to this sorry lakers team?

[TE]

Spurs going through the motions tbh

[007nites]

Meeks pathetic FG percentage saving scrub on a crappy team.

:lol

[RD2191]

2nd round exit if they don't pick up their defense.

[LakerHater]

Solid question Jalen!!

[crc21209]

2nd round exit if they don't pick up their defense.

:lol

[ezau]

http://i58.tinypic.com/24bmfr5.jpg

The spurs have surpassed the Laker trio just a few days ago if I'm not mistaken.

[TheGoldStandard]

Rose handling that interview rather well

[DapDaGenius]

LOL Jalen was like "I swear if this nigga Pop plays me, Imma punch him in his shit".

[timtonymanu]

Jalen held his own there, tbh. Didn't come off as awkward or scared.

[crc21209]

Oh shit Manu!

[DatBoyGood]

MANU!!!

[superjames1992]

Dat pass... Manu. :wow

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Did Pop.......smile? I haven't seen even a smirk since Michael Finley hit a buzzer beater against the Lakers a few years back.

[timtonymanu]

2nd round exit if they don't pick up their defense.

Wrong. They're a 1st round exit. :stirpot:

[01Snake]

Manu....dat pass!

[LakerHater]

cheap call but nothin for parry on the other end!

[RD2191]

:bang

[RD2191]

:downspin:

[DatBoyGood]

Baynes...

[RD2191]

Wrong. They're a 1st round exit. :stirpot:
:lol

[crc21209]

Manu 333333333!

[superjames1992]

Wow, Patty air ball... Manu 3333333333, though.

[LakerHater]

Bad Patty, good Manu!

[Raven]

belinelli's D off the screens is an abortion

[DapDaGenius]

Manu Threenobili

[ElNono]

manuuuuu

[LakerHater]

WTF Patty!

[crc21209]

What a load of shit. Henry gets the call but Splitter doesnt?

[TheGoldStandard]

lol... we're playing really soft

[007nites]

Did Pop.......smile? I haven't seen even a smirk since Michael Finley hit a buzzer beater against the Lakers a few years back.

You mean that buzzer beater by Dyce?

[TheGoldStandard]

Despite our shitty play we're still leading.. lol.

[Budkin]

You mean that buzzer beater by Dyce?

Fin hit one too. I know the one he's referring to.

[TE]

Should get a cushion right now.

[Chinook]

Fin hit one too. I know the one he's referring to.

Sure, but that McDyess tip-in was legendary.

[007nites]

lmfao pringles has no clue

[scanry]

Mike D Antoni melt down. :lol

[HI-FI]

:lol D'antoni's whining. good shit.

[crc21209]

Fin hit one too. I know the one he's referring to.

That Finley 3 to win the game was a deeeep 3...

[RD2191]

:wakeup

[superjames1992]

TIAGO BLOCK GETTING BACK AT LEBRON

[crc21209]

:lmao Henry

[007nites]

SPLITTER has become an enforcer inside

[TheGoldStandard]

This has been a comedy of errors

[crc21209]

You knew these scrub fucks were gonna give it their all after the beatdown they got on Friday...

[RD2191]

:lmaospurs

[ElNono]

yawn

[Hoops Czar]

Spurs haven't scored since Ginobili left. Suprise!!!

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[timtonymanu]

:lol Spurs

How are you allowing this?

[superjames1992]

I mean, this is the Lakers' NBA Finals, so I guess we should have expected them to come out and play. Trap game.

[TheGoldStandard]

No ball movement, and shitty D

[DapDaGenius]

LOL We are just playing like shit.

[Hoops Czar]

Jumpshot after jumpshot after jumpshot

[RD2191]

2nd round exit. GS gonna go in raw.

[crc21209]

Suckre with the lucky heave...:lol

[TE]

Just playing to lose

[Splits]

This has been a comedy of errors

had he been in we'd be down 10

[TheGoldStandard]

2nd unit shitting the bed, lol..

[Raven]

green 9 minutes +10, belinelli 9 minutes -10. story of the game so far...

[exstatic]

:lol Pop, with the "throw" goods...

[itzsoweezee]

God I hate Bill Simmons.

[TE]

Why are they playing down to competition? This is embarrassing.

[DapDaGenius]

Who's the punk ass white boy with the overbite? Guy looks like a douche.

[Hoops Czar]

Nothing hapening with Mills and Belinelli running the offense. Maybe Leonard should give it a try.

[Diego20]

No ball movement, and shitty D

Manu is the heart of the second unit. Some people thought it was either Belinelli or Patty but they are wrong.

[crc21209]

2nd round exit. GS gonna go in raw.

GS may not be as good as last year. No bench. Jack and Landry are gone...

[HI-FI]

the announcing is terrible. Simmons should stick to podcasts.

[RD2191]

GS may not be as good as last year. No bench. Jack and Landry are gone...
I mean in the upcoming game.

[timmy2003]

terrible D so far

[TE]

If this turns into a possession by possession game late and we don't get any offensive ball movement, yeah the Lakers can compete in this game. Fucking get after it.

[timtonymanu]

Simmons is okay. It's better than listening to Reggie Miller's illiterate ass or Jon Barry's anti-Spurs shtick.

[TE]

How the fuck did Tim not get that call?

[313]

That Manu pass was between the legs

[RD2191]

:lmaofukin embarrassment

[crc21209]

The Lakers take such bad shots. All one on one stepback type shots. Horrible shot selection...

[superjames1992]

Simmons is okay. It's better than listening to Reggie Miller's illiterate ass or Jon Barry's anti-Spurs shtick.
Can you blame Jon? The Spurs' best player (Enrique) screwed his brother's wife, tbh........

[crc21209]

There we go! Tony woke his ass up!

[exstatic]

GS may not be as good as last year. No bench. Jack and Landry are gone...

Their starters are elite, but their bench is a horror.

[LakerHater]

MAn thank gawd for Tony!

[TE]

Simmons belongs in the studio. Tbh

[timtonymanu]

Can you blame Jon? The Spurs' best player (Enrique) screwed his brother's wife, tbh........

True. :lol

[313]

Nothing hapening with Mills and Belinelli running the offense. Maybe Leonard should give it a try.

[PingPong]

TD going for a triple-double.

[ElNono]

bs call

[crc21209]

What a fucking late BS call...

[TheGoldStandard]

Before Jeff's dad left for good Ayres was abducted and a ransom note was left, "If you want to see your son again put 25,000 in a black bag and leave it by the old oak tree in the park or else we'll shoot him in the head" The kidnappers showed up and were happy to see the black bag, Ayres eyes lit up because he finally had validation, his father did love him... but much to the surprise when the kidnappers opened up the bag there was a note that read, "go ahead"

[superjames1992]

Obligatory game 6 talk. :lol

[TE]

BS call

[DapDaGenius]

Bill wasn't rooting for us? Fuck you, Bill.

[TE]

Fuck, Game 6 talk

[LakerHater]

http://i.minus.com/iHIpqSM6zftRO.gif

[timtonymanu]

Fuck, Game 6 talk

:lol You knew Simmons would talk about it considering he was in the building when it happened.

[DapDaGenius]

Obligatory game 6 talk. :lol

Yeah, they'll never shut the hell up about it until we when another one.

[007nites]

TP!!!