The 101 most insane stories to come out of my great state of Florida

[DD]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid?bffb


1. Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.
2. Florida man calls 911 80 times to demand Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed
3. Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his
4. Man stabbed in confusion over harmonicas
5. Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate
6. Trapper trying to catch elusive loose monkey gets death threats
7. Sex-doll threesome man gets off
8. Florida man has sex with pit bull in his yard as neighbors beg him to stop
9. Man sprinkled fiancée’s ashes at LensCrafters, causing Florida mall’s evacuation: Sarasota Police
10. Florida strip club offering free flu shots
11. Roommates’ argument over dog ends with (human) bites, deputies say
12. Florida man beats daughter for 40 minutes to the tune of “Blurred Lines”
13. Woman plans to sue philanthropist after donkey attack
14. Largo man arrested for 120th time

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[lefty]

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[spurraider21]

they basically just ripped off the Forida Man twitter account...

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1. Has always stuck in my craw. There is quite a jump there from tracing a child porn download to someone's house and IP and then surmising that person who owns the IP did itPERIOD

I understand there is no other way unless there is a camera installed in every room in every home, but, that ain't my lookout.