Jacob, I found a killer overseas job for you

[Blake]

COLOMBO (Reuters) - Sri Lanka is searching for a new hangman after the latest recruit got upset on seeing the gallows for the first time and quit, officials said on Tuesday.The Prisons Department appointed the new hangman, the third most qualified from 176 applicants, last week, months after two hangmen chosen late last year failed to show up for work."We gave him one week's training, but he resigned after seeing the gallows, saying that he didn't want the job," Chandrarathna Pallegama, commissioner general of prisons, told Reuters."He told me that after seeing the gallows he got upset... Next time, we will show the gallows to the new recruits before giving them basic training."

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBREA2A0VB20140311?irpc=932

Not sure about pay or benefits though.

[DD]

Would love this job if it had good bennies

[Rogue]

My nigga J is too kind a person he wouldn't have no interest in such a job where he would have to kill people everyday, whatever the benefit and pay.

[Blake]

Even though there are death row inmates, they haven't killed anyone since 1976, tbh.

[Jacob1983]

I'll only do it if I get hazardous pay. Gonna have to have get some incentives for working in Tsunami-ville and one of the asshole places of the world.

[Blake]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/21/article-2251227-169CEF85000005DC-27_634x358.jpg

They look happy despite the elephant spit