The Official Ask A Black Man A Question Thread

[Koolaid_Man]

so there it is....Come at me if you care to know...it don't matter...pussy, cars, clothes, the black church... but i specialize in money over bitches...just holla at your boy...

[Koolaid_Man]

If Kobe and Durant are Allied Commanders why is Durant not even looking at Kobe in your pic?

^ If I wasn't a fan I'd say he's just cock eyed...but the reality is a cheerleader was walking by...

[Koolaid_Man]

wtf are you?


I'm what Tiger woods call Cablanasian....but honestly I'm black bro...

[Koolaid_Man]

Have you ever had Cracker Barrel? I ate there today and gave our Black waiter a 50% tip. Oh and why don't black people like the Cracker Barrel, that food is so damn good.

I don't eat at Cracker barrel..If I get lynched by the KKK I couldn't complain because after all the sign on the front door does say Cracker Barrel...gotta respect their honesty...

[HI-FI]

I don't eat at Cracker barrel..If I get lynched by the KKK I couldn't complain because after all the sign on the front door does say Cracker Barrel...gotta respect their honesty...
how much you pay for black pussy, since it's a buyer's market? I'm talking about top shelf Nefertari 'tang, not hoodrat specials.

[hehateme]

How does it feel to be the new Carlton?

[lefty]

Which solar system does your estranged father come from?

[DD]

How fast can you go zero-to-niqqer? Is it more Bryant Gumbel-speed or closer to Max Robinson?

[Rogue]

would you feel offended if someone (who's not black) calls you "nigga"?

[DJR210]

What's it like living in the shadow of the white man, being born into a life of poverty, with the only the only realistic hope of being something being reliant upon athleticism, rapping, or drug sales?

[lefty]

In which KFC do you live ?

[phyzik]

This is a questionnaire, I will ask the questions in bold print, and provide my answers as a white man to those questions.... Please respond accordingly just to the bold text.

Church's or KFC?

As a white man I prefer Church's.

If you ride the bus, do you prefer to sit at the front in spite of the white man or do you automatically go to the back?

As a white man, I prefer the back of the bus to be honest. I havn't ridden the bus since 1998 though. But if I did, I would sit in the back. It makes me feel Cool... that's were all the cool kids sat when I was in High school.


How do you pronounce the Cadillac brougham name? Do you say "bro-ham" or "braum"?

I always wondered why a lot of black people I grew up with insisted on saying Bro-ham for this iconic pimp car.

Do you, or any other black people you know, own a pair of fish tank platform shoes like in the movie "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"?

I always wanted a pair of those..... I always thought I'd be the "blackest" white guy if I had them. Still do, in fact. Still trying to find a pair.

Speaking of which....

Do all black pimps have a cane?

I want a cane, even though I don't need one.... Is it still "pimp" to have one? I want to be a pimp like Macklemore.... He is a pimp, right?

Speaking of Macklemore....

Do black people shop at Goodwill or any other thrift shops even if they can afford to go to J.C. Penny or even Walmart?

I donate my shitty clothes there. If you live in S.A. you are probably wearing my old shit. Hollah!

Besides posting on forums and surfing for porn or looking up your ex on facebook that is about to get you for child support, do black people use the internet for anything else?

OK.... that was racists.... I'm just trying to be funny......

Seriously though.... what do black people do on the internet? Does your gang use google+ to organize gang shootings?

















To all the idiots who read this and took it seriously, this was all satire... chill out.

[Thebesteva]

How many children are you currently not raising?

[Koolaid_Man]

These are all good questions...I'll be formulating answer's shortly...

[Koolaid_Man]

how much you pay for black pussy, since it's a buyer's market? I'm talking about top shelf Nefertari 'tang, not hoodrat specials.



I don't pay for any of it...white, black or pakistani

[Koolaid_Man]

No Doubt, there were a lot of crackers there, but it's usually old ass crackers. Maybe get something to go, you won't be disappointed.

you're really out of your fucking mind...I will never let me repeat NEVER eat a muthafucking Cracker's Barrel I aint trynna get lynched bro....

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol

Yeah but look at Durant's hands, it's not a true brother to brother handshake?

Durant is clearly mesmerized by Kobe...when you're about to get your ass kicked sometimes you just don't wanna see that shit coming

[Koolaid_Man]

How does it feel to be the new Carlton?

pretty dam good...

[Koolaid_Man]

Which solar system does your estranged father come from?

this is the best question yet....we're (me and you) are from different galaxies....I'm actually from Andromeda whereas you guys are from the Milky Way it explains my mental priority over you....I'm from a well known planet in Andromeda called Primeax

[Koolaid_Man]

How fast can you go zero-to-niqqer? Is it more Bryant Gumbel-speed or closer to Max Robinson?

I only do nigga so address me properly if you want an answer

[Koolaid_Man]

would you feel offended if someone (who's not black) calls you "nigga"?

It only makes me fuck more white pussy...it's like fuel for my loins

[Koolaid_Man]

What's it like living in the shadow of the white man, being born into a life of poverty, with the only the only realistic hope of being something being reliant upon athleticism, rapping, or drug sales?

I'd rather live in the shadow of the white man vs. the shadow of the river swimming, grass cutting, refried bean eating, barbcoa making, child molesting, illegal alien Mexican Man ;-)

[Koolaid_Man]

In which KFC do you live ?


I'm more of Popeys kinda nigga

[DJR210]

I'd rather live in the shadow of the white man vs. the shadow of the river swimming, grass cutting, refried bean eating, barbcoa making, child molesting, illegal alien Mexican Man ;-)

How does a river cast a shadow? Typical uneducated black male.

[Koolaid_Man]

How many children are you currently not raising?


Millions tbh...I've drop them off in many a white mouth, pussy and asshole...never seen any of them again tbh...good riddence too...once they leave the comfort and safety of my sac they're on their own

[The Gemini Method]

I like me some black woman as long as they're not ghetto and have some education.

[DD]

I like me some black woman as long as they're not ghetto and have some education.

So you don't like black women

[The Gemini Method]

So you don't like black women

Hmmm haha

[Koolaid_Man]

So you don't like black women

at least try to be creative...Ray Charles could see that lame shit coming

[CosmicCowboy]

at least try to be creative...Ray Charles could see that lame shit coming

Considering you only brag about banging white women it's obvious you are prejudiced against your own (alleged) race, at least when it comes to women. Is this true?

[I. Hustle]

Have you ever had Cracker Barrel? I ate there today and gave our Black waiter a 50% tip. Oh and why don't black people like the Cracker Barrel, that food is so damn good.

I was going to ignore this thread but I read this. How can you like that food? It's bland and tastes bad at the same time. How is that possibeerrrr?

[DD]

at least try to be creative...Ray Charles could see that lame shit coming

Creativity doesn't enter into it. We all saw DMC's dating graphic which illustrates what all races think of black women. If they're lighter-skinned maybe it's a different story, but pitch black broads have baboonish features and are disgusting. They just don't make my penis move.

Why don't black women wear panties at barbecues?

To keep the flies off the chicken!

[The Gemini Method]

DD is on a roll today...They have to be light skinned for me as well. So it is an interesting pitch. Like maybe the darkest I'd go is Lupita Nyongo but that's be cause she got the $$.

[Drachen]

Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?

[Drachen]

meh, just was good on "whose line is it anyway."

I'm sure on his report card in school it said, "plays well with White people."

Why White People Love Wayne Brady: http://youtu.be/ezP77L5jhCI

[Spur-Addict]

Why White People Love Wayne Brady: http://youtu.be/ezP77L5jhCI

Yes, Wayne Brady panders to white pussy, and that corporate money :rollin

[xmas1997]

Where are all the black hockey players?
And what is the deal with collard greens and oxtail?

[DD]

No joke I had collard greens at an MLK party 5 years ago and they were pretty decent:tu

[SnakeBoy]

Which do you prefer, fried chicken or fried catfish?

Also, favorite malt liquor?

[DJR210]

Why do black bitches all smell like armpits and cocoa butter?

[DMX7]

Why am I a racist for thinking that the 3 best college basketball players ever were Larry Bird, JJ Reddick & Jimmy Fredette?

[phyzik]

Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?

Wayne Brady..... Is he the washed up white guy that never shows up on any other comedy shows except that one improv unfunny show that no one watches? or is he the black guy that also shows up on that same unfunny show?

[Koolaid_Man]

Creativity doesn't enter into it. We all saw DMC's dating graphic which illustrates what all races think of black women. If they're lighter-skinned maybe it's a different story, but pitch black broads have baboonish features and are disgusting. They just don't make my penis move.

Why don't black women wear panties at barbecues?

To keep the flies off the chicken!


you're pretty boring...not creative at all..carry on

[Koolaid_Man]

You've probably been licking too much spicy pussy. I understand coming from San Antonio that everything has heat but, I can't help it, the cracker in me loves dem biscuits and gravy and grits.

you get your black ass hung out back don't say I didn't warn you.... fucking around at Cracka Barrels...they're not hiding their intent it seems...

[Koolaid_Man]

Which do you prefer, fried chicken or fried catfish?

Also, favorite malt liquor?

Imma go with the combo meal 6 chicken wings and 3 pieces of catty....and throw in some hush puppies and french fries for a nigga...ohh and hook me up on that Schlitz Malt Liquor and Old E...I like both:



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/OldeEnglish800_zps267f5e65.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/SchlitzMaltLiquor_zps6665a4a7.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Why do black bitches all smell like armpits and cocoa butter?


Birds of a feather.....stop shopping at local Fiesta's and Food-Marts and you'll be fine...step ya food stamp game up son

[Koolaid_Man]

http://image.truckinweb.com/f/features/1008tr_2010_dodge_ram_3500_hd/33362565+w800/1008tr_09+2010_dodge_ram_3500_HD+cracker_barrel_br eakfast.jpg

mmmmm


that looks like some shit prepared in either a hospital, hospice, or old folks home...you're fucking wacked out if you eat a disgusting place like a Cracka Barrel...you are brave man...I bet them KKK waitresses be spittin in yo food and shit...

ummm NO THANKS BRO!!!! It's all yours

[Koolaid_Man]

and look at those drinks..shit looks nasty...are they drinking some kind of fruit pulp....in one of the glasses it looks like some kind of dark ass apple nectar or something..where's the basic coffee..all of that shit looks fuckin disgusting...look at those eggs man...and my dog could cook up some better lookin pankcakes...

[xmas1997]

Still waiting for my answers.

[Sybok]

My question: Why didn't James Earl Ray kill five of you chimps so we could get a full week off?

[xmas1997]

Still waiting.
:lol

[Wiz]

Op is white

[Trill Clinton]

that looks like some shit prepared in either a hospital, hospice, or old folks home...you're fucking wacked out if you eat a disgusting place like a Cracka Barrel...you are brave man...I bet them KKK waitresses be spittin in yo food and shit...

ummm NO THANKS BRO!!!! It's all yours

Fam craccer barrel is gross as fucc. Dry ass biscuits n cornbread...Its nothing but white folks take on Soul food.

Anyways, my question is why is the blacc male often imitated by other races? From our slang, style of dress and music...seems like errbody wanna be a Nigga.

[DJR210]

Errbody that thinks worthless is a good look

[Sybok]

Fam craccer barrel is gross as fucc. Dry ass biscuits n cornbread...Its nothing but white folks take on Soul food.

Anyways, my question is why is the blacc male often imitated by other races? From our slang, style of dress and music...seems like errbody wanna be a Nigga.

Pretty sure no one in America is speaking Swahili, and you coons had English beaten into you so don't pretend it's yours. You cannot take a working product, fuck it up and patent the results. The Micks, krauts, spics and frogs were fucking up the English language long before a black man ever peered out of the hull of a slave ship.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why do y'all stink like wet hay?

[Koolaid_Man]

^^ Looks like the shit from my ptrap.

I no longer eat soul food...I did for awhile until I started sowing my royal oats :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Still waiting for my answers.

hey pussy lips answers to what?

[Koolaid_Man]

My question: Why didn't James Earl Ray kill five of you chimps so we could get a full week off?

because unlike you he realized it's not how many you shoot but rather who you shoot ;-) get a clue Jr...

[Koolaid_Man]

Fam craccer barrel is gross as fucc. Dry ass biscuits n cornbread...Its nothing but white folks take on Soul food.

Anyways, my question is why is the blacc male often imitated by other races? From our slang, style of dress and music...seems like errbody wanna be a Nigga.

:lmao....Cracka Barrel...you already know a nigga like me ain't tyrnna hit up no place like that....shit does look Nasty :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Why do y'all stink like wet hay?

^ Ohh that's from rolling around in the barn with Betsey and Sally Mae while Massa goes into town on business

[Trill Clinton]

aint gonna lie. Love Music from black people.

respect. i don't fucc with country but i like george straight.


^ Ohh that's from rolling around in the barn with Betsey and Sally Mae while Massa goes into town on business

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[xmas1997]

hey pussy lips answers to what?

My questions you asked for.
Guess they went over your head.
Never mind.
:lol