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Aztecfan03
03-21-2014, 04:56 AM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/


“That’s not a diss to the current roster that we have, its more of a sign of respect of the skill that the president possesses.” This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.

AlexJones
03-21-2014, 05:15 AM
Bryant would be the last cut.

Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 05:22 AM
Kobe asking for another bailout, and this time he has no shame in holding back as he is asking the most powerful man in the free world for a bailout.

ambchang
03-21-2014, 06:14 AM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/

This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.

He can replace Kobe in the finals and the lakers will be better off then.

Thread
03-21-2014, 07:01 AM
Hussein Obama, indeed.

Rogue
03-21-2014, 07:28 AM
stupid liberals would cheer for him playing anyway even if he hurts the team as much as he harms this country. CA is a liberal state so it'd be no surprise if he somehow gets a spot on the Lakers roster after retiring from the white house, tbh

Seventyniner
03-21-2014, 07:53 AM
stupid liberals would cheer for him playing anyway even if he hurts the team as much as he harms this country. CA is a liberal state so it'd be no surprise if he somehow gets a spot on the Lakers roster after retiring from the white house, tbh

Naw, not a full-fledged roster spot. I could see Obama in the celebrity all-star game though. They could have the Secret Service as refs.

Dex
03-21-2014, 09:12 AM
:lol Kobe trolling his teammates now.

Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 09:16 AM
:lol Kobe trolling his teammates now.

:cry but he's throwing his D-Leaguers for teammates under the bus :cry

Dex
03-21-2014, 09:24 AM
:cry but he's throwing his D-Leaguers for teammates under the bus :cry

Kobe throws his D-League teammates under the bus.

Tim helps his D-League teammates set Finals records.

:cry TD all class :cry

Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 09:43 AM
Kobe throws his D-League teammates under the bus.

Tim helps his D-League teammates set Finals records.

:cry TD all class :cry

:cry Kobe blatantly asking for food stamps from the government :cry

:cry Pwuease save me Bawack :cry

Killakobe81
03-21-2014, 09:47 AM
:cry Kobe blatantly asking for food stamps from the government :cry

:cry Pwuease save me Bawack :cry

ROFL dont know why that me laugh ...

Dex
03-21-2014, 09:47 AM
:cry Kobe blatantly asking for food stamps from the government :cry

:cry Pwuease save me Bawack :cry

:lmao

Clipper Nation
03-21-2014, 09:48 AM
Kirby still wouldn't win unless Arne Duncan joined to carry him :lol

313
03-21-2014, 09:54 AM
Kirby still wouldn't win unless Arne Duncan joined to carry him :loldude was beasting in the Celeb game

Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 09:55 AM
Kirby still wouldn't win unless Arne Duncan joined to carry him :lol

The good Secretary could take him to school... and I mean a legit 4-year degree.

The_Coyote
03-21-2014, 09:57 AM
This is just fucking pathetic now. It's like 2005 all over again.

UZER
03-21-2014, 10:25 AM
Kobe cant even make the Lakers roster right now.

kobe4life
03-21-2014, 11:01 AM
I trusts God's judgement on talent he's probably right Obama could play on this lakers team. I don't think Obama's jumpshot is any worse than Kendall Marshal's jump shot. God is just not going to accept the crap talent that is on the Lakers.

KaiRMD1
03-21-2014, 12:43 PM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/

This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.

Those numbers look like Kobe's numbers, no wonder he claims it's a "sign of respect of the skill that the president possesses" the president has Kobe's basketball IQ, shoot first and fuck everybody else

poeticism707
03-21-2014, 01:56 PM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/

This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.

The only thing our current "president" is good for, is killing defenseless babies, and getting away with it because his communust puppet masters use a different name for the killing, and apparently the US is too stupid know the score.

KaiRMD1
03-21-2014, 02:02 PM
The only thing our current "president" is good for, is killing defenseless babies, and getting away with it because his communust puppet masters use a different name for the killing, and apparently the US is too stupid know the score.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Barack-Obama-Clapping-in-Front-of-American-Flags.gif

Sybok
03-21-2014, 04:34 PM
At least Obama went b2b

Trainwreck2100
03-21-2014, 05:19 PM
Obama's crime is being just as bad as w when it comes to letting the rich getting their way. Oh noes he kills babies, call me when theyre merican babies