View Full Version : Lakers: Kobe: Obama Could Make Lakers Roster.
Aztecfan03
03-21-2014, 04:56 AM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/
“That’s not a diss to the current roster that we have, its more of a sign of respect of the skill that the president possesses.” This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.
AlexJones
03-21-2014, 05:15 AM
Bryant would be the last cut.
Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 05:22 AM
Kobe asking for another bailout, and this time he has no shame in holding back as he is asking the most powerful man in the free world for a bailout.
ambchang
03-21-2014, 06:14 AM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/
This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.
He can replace Kobe in the finals and the lakers will be better off then.
Thread
03-21-2014, 07:01 AM
Hussein Obama, indeed.
Rogue
03-21-2014, 07:28 AM
stupid liberals would cheer for him playing anyway even if he hurts the team as much as he harms this country. CA is a liberal state so it'd be no surprise if he somehow gets a spot on the Lakers roster after retiring from the white house, tbh
Seventyniner
03-21-2014, 07:53 AM
stupid liberals would cheer for him playing anyway even if he hurts the team as much as he harms this country. CA is a liberal state so it'd be no surprise if he somehow gets a spot on the Lakers roster after retiring from the white house, tbh
Naw, not a full-fledged roster spot. I could see Obama in the celebrity all-star game though. They could have the Secret Service as refs.
:lol Kobe trolling his teammates now.
Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 09:16 AM
:lol Kobe trolling his teammates now.
:cry but he's throwing his D-Leaguers for teammates under the bus :cry
:cry but he's throwing his D-Leaguers for teammates under the bus :cry
Kobe throws his D-League teammates under the bus.
Tim helps his D-League teammates set Finals records.
:cry TD all class :cry
Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 09:43 AM
Kobe throws his D-League teammates under the bus.
Tim helps his D-League teammates set Finals records.
:cry TD all class :cry
:cry Kobe blatantly asking for food stamps from the government :cry
:cry Pwuease save me Bawack :cry
Killakobe81
03-21-2014, 09:47 AM
:cry Kobe blatantly asking for food stamps from the government :cry
:cry Pwuease save me Bawack :cry
ROFL dont know why that me laugh ...
:cry Kobe blatantly asking for food stamps from the government :cry
:cry Pwuease save me Bawack :cry
:lmao
Clipper Nation
03-21-2014, 09:48 AM
Kirby still wouldn't win unless Arne Duncan joined to carry him :lol
Kirby still wouldn't win unless Arne Duncan joined to carry him :loldude was beasting in the Celeb game
Venti Quattro
03-21-2014, 09:55 AM
Kirby still wouldn't win unless Arne Duncan joined to carry him :lol
The good Secretary could take him to school... and I mean a legit 4-year degree.
The_Coyote
03-21-2014, 09:57 AM
This is just fucking pathetic now. It's like 2005 all over again.
Kobe cant even make the Lakers roster right now.
kobe4life
03-21-2014, 11:01 AM
I trusts God's judgement on talent he's probably right Obama could play on this lakers team. I don't think Obama's jumpshot is any worse than Kendall Marshal's jump shot. God is just not going to accept the crap talent that is on the Lakers.
KaiRMD1
03-21-2014, 12:43 PM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/
This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.
Those numbers look like Kobe's numbers, no wonder he claims it's a "sign of respect of the skill that the president possesses" the president has Kobe's basketball IQ, shoot first and fuck everybody else
poeticism707
03-21-2014, 01:56 PM
http://tracking.si.com/2014/03/19/kobe-bryant-president-barack-obama-lakers-roster-nba/
This is the same Obama who shot 2-22 when just shooting the basketball.
The only thing our current "president" is good for, is killing defenseless babies, and getting away with it because his communust puppet masters use a different name for the killing, and apparently the US is too stupid know the score.
KaiRMD1
03-21-2014, 02:02 PM
The only thing our current "president" is good for, is killing defenseless babies, and getting away with it because his communust puppet masters use a different name for the killing, and apparently the US is too stupid know the score.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Barack-Obama-Clapping-in-Front-of-American-Flags.gif
Sybok
03-21-2014, 04:34 PM
At least Obama went b2b
Trainwreck2100
03-21-2014, 05:19 PM
Obama's crime is being just as bad as w when it comes to letting the rich getting their way. Oh noes he kills babies, call me when theyre merican babies
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