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Thebesteva
03-25-2014, 02:25 AM
spurraider21, The most interesting man on the internet and instagram right now is an Armenian professional poker player whose life is envied by every man on planet Earth. I never even heard of this guy but he made it on the front page of CelebNetworth and is on Forbes. There's hope for you yet you hairy beast

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/celebrity/forget-trading-places-hugh-hefner-dan-bilzerian-living-every-mans-dream-life/


Dan Bilzerian is a 32 year old professional poker player who has recently been dubbed "Instagram's Playboy King" thanks to his seemingly never ending stream of photos that highlight a lifestyle filled with private jets, stacks of cash, yacht parties, expensive cars, lavish parties and of course a bevvy of scantily clad gorgeous women. Dan's photos are so insane that Hugh Hefner himself (the actual Playboy King) would probably feel a tinge of jealousy. Not that Hugh Hefner knows how to use instagram (or a phone, or a computer).
Dan first popped up onto our radar a few months back as his following on instragram began to skyrocket. With a little bit of research we discovered that Dan is a semi-successful actor who has appeared in films like "Olympus Has Fallen", "Lone Survivor", "The Other Woman", and "Equalizer". He is also a venture capitalist and the co-founder of a company called Victory Poker. Dan isn't exactly a rags to riches story. His father Phil Bilzerian was a private equity honcho in the 1980s who eventually ran into some very serious legal issues. The elder Bilzerian declared bankruptcy in 2001 claiming just $15,000 in assets and more than $140 million worth of debt! Despite his father's legal controversies, we estimate that Dan is personally worth at least $100 million today. And that number is growing quickly! Earlier this week Dan won $10.8 millionplaying a single game of heads-up, no-limit hold'em, at stakes of $5,000-$10,000. After winning, he immediately took a private jet to Mexico to celebrate. We are going to post just a handful of the best photos from Dan's instragram below. You'll understand pretty quickly why so many men today want to trade places with him.


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spurraider21
03-25-2014, 02:30 AM
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Blake
03-25-2014, 03:12 PM
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this looks awful. I can't even imagine how bad the conversation is.

If that were me, I'd tell them to get naked and/or leave.

The Gemini Method
03-25-2014, 03:15 PM
spurraider winnin' more than the Raiders are these days...props.

TheSanityAnnex
03-25-2014, 05:30 PM
this looks awful. I can't even imagine how bad the conversation is.

If that were me, I'd tell them to get naked and/or leave.

No. You would sit in the corner with your dick in your hand and watch Dan plow them all, old habits and all.

RD2191
03-25-2014, 05:31 PM
No. You would sit in the corner with your dick in your hand and watch Dan plow them all, old habits and all.

:lmao

Blake
03-25-2014, 05:54 PM
No. You would sit in the corner with your dick in your hand and watch Dan plow them all, old habits and all.

I bet your dick is in your hand right now just thinking about that.

HI-FI
03-25-2014, 08:47 PM
No. You would sit in the corner with your dick in your hand and watch Dan plow them all, old habits and all.
:lmao

Holden_Caulfield
03-25-2014, 09:45 PM
nigga won 10.8 mil playing poker? shit im gonna start my poker career now :lol

InRareForm
03-25-2014, 10:07 PM
He will lose a lot of money in future continuing to play those stakes. Self absorbed douche. I heard his pops was a criminal.

Thebesteva
03-25-2014, 10:15 PM
No. You would sit in the corner with your dick in your hand and watch Dan plow them all, old habits and all.

:lmao

Thebesteva
03-25-2014, 10:15 PM
He will lose a lot of money in future continuing to play those stakes. Self absorbed douche. I heard his pops was a criminal.

Yeah I heard he had 2 heart attacks by 30 years old and was broke and owed over $100 million. Hes been on a tear in poker and won millions. I dunno, more power to him.

TDMVPDPOY
03-25-2014, 11:32 PM
enjoy it while u can

cause everybody knows a man without money is below a piece of shit, at leasts shit can be use as feed or compost

spurraider21
03-26-2014, 04:08 AM
guys i'll be just fine :lol

spurraider21
04-11-2014, 03:49 AM
hey man, have you seen my new interview?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wAB11GndpY

HarlemHeat37
04-11-2014, 07:39 AM
I thought Armenians were Persian/Arab-looking niggas, tbh..

FkLA
04-11-2014, 07:52 AM
Lila Rodriguez from A Day Without a Mexican was an Armenian so I think they can pass as Mexicans tbh ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8t8DCSP020&list=RDP8t8DCSP020

HarlemHeat37
04-11-2014, 07:59 AM
A lot of Arabs can pass as Mexicans, too, though..

They actually run Mexican soap operas in parts of the Mid-East and pass them as Arabs:lol..

The guy in the video just looks like a typical White American:lol..I've only ever met 2 Armenians, so I'm curious..