Spurfan, would you rather

[Arnold Toht]

1. Lose an NBA championship after being up 5 with 28 to go in a deciding game OR 2. have a dead wife to pine for?

[benefactor]

http://i.imgur.com/6x5iM1h.png

[King Emmanuel]

lose an nba championship. i thought about it long and hard but i came to a conclusion that our 4 titles are good enough

[scanry]

^ i see you've bookmarked that sh!t for these occasions. :lol