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Koolaid_Man
03-28-2014, 08:17 AM
Trill Man..look out big homie...I know I kid and all at times but I put this on my grandma. RIP granny. :toast

In the midst of fucking with CC's old ass yesterday just for shits and giggles I went out with a friend last night an absolute stunner / spinner. It's true I was the lone black guy in this high end establishment but it's all good...this shit was just made for TV....groups of older white men with several tables of younger couples scattered throughout. I arrive first and wait for my guest...To my surprise initially people aren't really staring except for the female hostesses and male waiters who all looked like they could be from South America...so I'm fiddling around and she's 10 min late...no biggie...she walks in and all heads turn...I was like dam man she is dolled up to a fucking tee...tall and beautiful...she makes a bee-line straight for me gives me a big hug and a quick kiss on the lips... I swear you could hear a mouse piss on cotton it was so quiet...:lmao

As we're talking she's laughing up a storm at all my corny ass jokes...then she steers the conversation to sex and wanted to get my perspective as to why men cheat and what constitutes great sex in my view ...I knew where this was going to I tried to steer the conversation to Geo-politics because it was too early to talk sex...she was interrupting my game plan...but she squared me up and we talked sex...she was smiling and listening intently as I gave her my world views on being single, engaged, and marriage and I gave her some of the dick and pussy talk she wanted to hear...she then out of nowhere said: "You are so beautiful, your skin so smoothed I wish I had black skin"..and all I could say was thank you baby :toast


we had a blast last night...you know I can be an asshole at times so I was taking notes of my surroundings and peoples reactions to us so that I could report this back to you guys :lol and it was as I thought....the hostess was hot and she kept eye-balling...their was a group of mixed age white women sitting right next to us and they kept trying to get a peak at me because obviously my date was hotter than all of them...I could sense their was some uneasiness in the air from all the white guys...and so I was putting on a show...grabbing and kissing her hand at times, stroking her hair....I am such a dam fool...:lmao the bill came and I pull out $300 cash to cover it and she wouldn't let me pay...she was insistent...and I'm laughing to myself but the arrogance in me didn't want the people staring at us to think I was some kind of charity case so I said no...she then said: "it will make be feel better tonight" so I was like cool it's your bill....:lol

full disclosure she's white but not an American :hatI've fucked a lot of American girls but none of them have ever said they wanted black skin...even though they get the black skin:p:

but yeah maybe CC is right...maybe I'm delusional or maybe I'm just a:

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DJR210
03-28-2014, 08:19 AM
Lol didn't read

Koolaid_Man
03-28-2014, 08:21 AM
^ grow up kid. be original

Leetonidas
03-28-2014, 08:29 AM
you're not black

DJR210
03-28-2014, 08:36 AM
^Chill with all that, Hemingway.

Sybok
03-28-2014, 08:47 AM
wall of text = go elsewhere

Trill Clinton
03-28-2014, 09:08 AM
they all read up until they saw you went out on a date with a becky!!!http://i60.tinypic.com/6hupmg.png

you gotta stop making these type of threads, doggie. these white supremacists can't stomach a brotha laying the pipe to their womens. you see what you did to CosmicCowboy? got him going back to his kkk days and called you a nigga for flirting with a woman he has never met. ever since pmgate, he's had a hard on for youhttp://i58.tinypic.com/sb4ilf.png

Koolaid_Man
03-28-2014, 10:51 AM
you're not black

you're such an asshole for the implication...newsflash Leets not all blacks are poor...

Koolaid_Man
03-28-2014, 10:53 AM
they all read up until they saw you went out on a date with a becky!!!http://i60.tinypic.com/6hupmg.png

you gotta stop making these type of threads, doggie. these white supremacists can't stomach a brotha laying the pipe to their womens. you see what you did to CosmicCowboy (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=207)? got him going back to his kkk days and called you a nigga for flirting with a woman he has never met. ever since pmgate, he's had a hard on for youhttp://i58.tinypic.com/sb4ilf.png


LOL...yeah CC is a gotdam fool...poor guy he has no idea the times he's living in..He has no pulse on the desires of these women...and because of that he has to lump it all in with the only thing he's knows which is his personal racism...poor guy it's 2014, he's old, don't have much time left anyway and he's spending it mired in frustration....:lmao

Koolaid_Man
03-28-2014, 10:55 AM
wall of text = go elsewhere

my response...sit, watch, get mad while I laugh :lol

Leetonidas
03-28-2014, 11:07 AM
you're such an asshole for the implication...newsflash Leets not all blacks are poor...

:lol

Michael Jordan.
03-28-2014, 11:24 AM
Read the title of this tread from the main home page and knew it was one of your dumb threads.

Sybok
03-28-2014, 11:34 AM
my response...sit, watch, get mad while I laugh :lol

So your response is to get mad?

InRareForm
03-28-2014, 01:46 PM
tl:dr

DarrinS
03-28-2014, 02:39 PM
In related news

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2014/03/26/darren-sharper-ambien-zolpidem-insomnia-date-rape-case/6930621/

CosmicCowboy
03-28-2014, 02:47 PM
In related news

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2014/03/26/darren-sharper-ambien-zolpidem-insomnia-date-rape-case/6930621/

:lmao

With the notable exception that he actually had REAL women and not imaginary ones..:lol

hehateme
03-28-2014, 11:02 PM
looked like a great copy pasta story up until you posted that shitty ass too short song...come on now you paki fuck lol

xmas1997
03-29-2014, 12:03 AM
More immature juvenile BS.

DJR210
03-29-2014, 12:13 AM
More immature juvenile BS.

What? I thought y'all were boys?

DMX7
03-30-2014, 03:09 PM
Did she ask to see your EBT card?

CubanSucks
03-30-2014, 04:47 PM
my response...sit, watch, get mad while I laugh :lol

why do you get mad?

Gummi Clutch
03-30-2014, 04:57 PM
Is kool over or under 18? Everything points to the latter.

Koolaid_Man
03-30-2014, 05:34 PM
Is kool over or under 18? Everything points to the latter.

what would you say if I told you I was 16 yr old white female....:lmao I'd be lying of course...you can't post like I do and not be true to yourself...my niggas know this...