Atheists: Let's Pretend God Was Real So What Would You Ask Him If He Existed?

[Koolaid_Man]

just curious...feel free to cut to the chase. I have my suspicions why you're atheists to begin but if you don't have an agenda with an axe to grind shouldn't this be a fairly simple question to answer...:lol


#mad@godbecauseyoucan'thaveyourwayorsomeoneyoulove ddied!!!! :lol

[Katherine Robinson]

Why did you give congoids sentience?

[Clipper Nation]

Why is OP such a faggot with shit takes?

[Fpoonsie]

Why he hasn't killed off OP with asshole cancer yet.

[Koolaid_Man]

^ thus far...my suspicions are being confirmed....

carry on

[Blake]

just curious...feel free to cut to the chase. I have my suspicions why you're atheists to begin but if you don't have an agenda with an axe to grind shouldn't this be a fairly simple question to answer...:lol


#mad@godbecauseyoucan'thaveyourwayorsomeoneyoulove ddied!!!! :lol

Which God? The one from the Bible?

[Blake]

I have my suspicions why you're atheists to begin

We were all born as atheists, fwiw

[Trill Clinton]

http://www.religiousfreedomcoalition.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/starving-children.jpg

Why won't you fix this?

read the bible my friend.

[Blake]

read the bible my friend.

What verse (s) are you referring to

[Fpoonsie]

What verse (s) are you referring to

"For God so loved the world..."?

[RD2191]

We were all born as atheists, fwiw
:lmaono

[Blake]

"For God so loved the world..."?

Lol

[Blake]

:lmaono

:lmao :lmao unable to use logic

[RD2191]

:lmao :lmao unable to use logic
your wife:lmao

[Chewbacca]

Our Father, who art in Heaven...

Could you please change my rat face, make everyone stop laughing at me, ban Chewie and lock my EPIC rat face Photoshop thread to stop my embarrassment.

Oh..And can you quadruple my post count?

In Jesus' name. Amen.


:rollin

[Blake]

your wife:lmao

:lmao playing your last card already

[Blake]

:rollin

God damn you're pathetic.

[Chewbacca]

Dear Lord,

Please Bless my wife with 3 strong bulls this weekend. *fingers crossed*

Amen


:rollin

[Two10Whitey]

I wouldn't pretend there is a real God. I'm not 12.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Why don't you fund Churches yourself so pastors don't need to fleece the members of 10% of their income?

[DJR210]

:lmao Last five topics were crap, so resort back to the tired religion thread

[MultiTroll]

What do SpursTalk atheists think started any mass/matter originally?

[RD2191]

:rollin
:lmao

[RD2191]

Blake still blaming the Lord for his wife cheating on him.

[baseline bum]

I'd ask why rape never made it into the 10 commandments.

[Leetonidas]

"The Babel fish, is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
"'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
"Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his bestselling book, Well That about Wraps It Up for God.

[pgardn]

And If my eye
got poked out in this life.
Would it end up
in heaven with my wife?

-Crash Test Dummies

They gots all the pertinent questions.
Made God shuffle his feet thinking about it.

[Jacob1983]

Are we human or are we dancer?

[spurraider21]

i would ask that faggot why he allows babies to be born with fucked up diseases that ruin their lives and emotionally cripple their families

[Leetonidas]

i would ask that faggot why he allows babies to be born with fucked up diseases that ruin their lives and emotionally cripple their families

He's just testing them bro it's all good because they'll be rewarded in heaven!



































:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Why are you so insecure that you had to create us to worship you?

[Jodelo]

Why are there so many dumb people believing you exist/there is a "god"...?

[Sybok]

What does God need with a starship?

[LittleCriminal]

Why do i shake after i pee?

[Koolaid_Man]

Is there taco's in Heaven?

Can I watch Spurs games?

:lmao I'm sure there's something more glorious than Taco's

[Sybok]

"God... if you are benevolent, why do your worshipers have such shitty lives? I am a life long atheist and I know for a fact that my life has been much more fruitful and rewarding than someone like Cedric who only got a job after his father pulled some strings, and who spends his youth on the internet pretending to be someone else. Why would you allow your faithful to be lured in by a transtesticle and to spend the remainder of his Katrina money via Paypal to a guy on said forum, just for pointing out to the God follower that the meat he was chasing was an outtie?"

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

"God... if you are benevolent, why do your worshipers have such shitty lives? I am a life long atheist and I know for a fact that my life has been much more fruitful and rewarding than someone like Cedric who only got a job after his father pulled some strings, and who spends his youth on the internet pretending to be someone else. Why would you allow your faithful to be lured in by a transtesticle and to spend the remainder of his Katrina money via Paypal to a guy on said forum, just for pointing out to the God follower that the meat he was chasing was an outtie?"

Not bad....just remember you believe what I want you to believe :hatthat won't ever change.....poor, black, rich, gay, Cedric, Kevin, stud, white pussy....you name it :toast

[ColinB]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8

Why didn't this win an Oscar?

[Xevious]

Why didn't you lure General Zod away from Metropolis instead of getting into a fist fight downtown?

[Blake]

Why didn't you lure General Zod away from Metropolis instead of getting into a fist fight downtown?

I said recently but I'll say it again: that scene blew