Just so we're clear::: Kobe: 5 - the tired old

[Splits]

Jeesus fuckin christ, I don't have the time or patience to read through 9 pages of 5>4 6 drivel, and hate to even post to promote, but fucking srsly? Dale creates some bullshit parrot thread and there are 9 pages in under 24 hours? This place is more hungry than Kobe's ass is for dick. Pathetic.

Oh, and Dale, play a WGT round with a nigga, stop ignoring my invites

[Thread]

Jeesus fuckin christ, I don't have the time or patience to read through 9 pages of 5>4 6 drivel, and hate to even post to promote, but fucking srsly? Dale creates some bullshit parrot thread and there are 9 pages in under 24 hours? This place is more hungry than Kobe's ass is for dick. Pathetic.

Oh, and Dale, play a WGT round with a nigga, stop ignoring my invites

I never get any invites from you. I look every fucking day, and I see your light on, but, no invites. I thought since your average is so low you wouldn't want to stoop with a duffer like myself, but, daddy-O I've been in the pro shop, big time. I got me 4 Cleveland wedges that I just raise Hell with.

I'll send you an invite momentarily.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Neither does Kobe. Even Dirk is a better playoff scorer than him. And Kobe's rebounding and assist averages are fairly unremarkable, par for his position.

Get rid of rings/Finals appearances. Cousy should not be that high.

And for someone who values playoff stats above all, why are you weighting regular season averages/playoff averages and totals the same?

For per game stats, do this:

30+ ppg - 5 points
25-29.9ppg - 4 points
20-24.9ppg - 3 points
18 -19.9 - 2 points
15 - 17.9 - 1

RPG (we'll rate rebounding a point lower, since it's a less important stat than PPG)

15+ - 4 points
12-14.9 - 3 points
10-11.9 - 2 points
7-9.9 - 1 point

APG

10+ - 4 points
7-9.9 - 3 points
4-6.9 - 2 points
3-3.9 - 1 point

BLK/STL per game

2.5+ - 3 points
2.0-2.4 - 2 points
1.0-1.9 - 1 point

TS%

.600+ - 4 points
.570-.599 - 3 points
.520-.549 - 2 points
.500-.519 - 1 point
TS% I'm assuming you mean .520-.569 = 2 points

But why does apg go as low as 3.0, but rpg lowest is at 7.0? Doesn't make sense. And why no points for 35.0-39.9 ppg?

Anyways, I did it for Kobe.

147 points in the regular season
122 points in the playoffs
269 points regular season and playoffs combined

[ezau]

shit bag Duncan: 5

That's the boiler plate should the homosexual ring this June. I don't want any confusion in the melee should that happen. So I'll repeat for the peanut gallery:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

P.S., I'll prompt this Thread from time-to-time as I see fit.

Sincerely,

- Dale
Thread, 48

[Thread]

Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320), 48

Fine. You take that one. Me?

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Arnold Toht]

Let us proceed.

[ezau]

Fine. You take that one. Me?

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

I'm cool with that, Thread

[Thread]

I'm cool with that, Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)

Then don't ever let me hear you say another discouraging word when I lodge it.

[Deuce Bigalow]

I just did Duncan's playoff averages and got a score of 11.

Anyhow, I'm thinking a 1 to 1 ratio might be better.

30 ppg = 30 points
29 ppg = 29 points

15 rpg = 15 points

etc

Subtract turnovers per game from the overall total (since TOs do indeed lose games, as we saw with Manu) and add in TS% accordingly.
I did ppg+rpg+apg+spg+bpg-tpg+(ts%*100) for their prime averages

Regular season
Kobe 2001-2013 (13 seasons, 973 games) = 93.6
Tim 1998-2010 (13 seasons, 977 games) = 92.2

Playoffs
Kobe 2001-2010 (9 playoffs, 148 games) = 93.6
Tim 1999-2008 (9 playoffs, 146 games) = 95.7

[midnightpulp]

:lol Statfag's schtick getting destroyed on other sites too:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330446

Rofl. Nice find.

I love the Kobe fan's (HoopCityJones) response of "stats paint a pretty picture but who was winning those matchups" when presented with these stats:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4AxqybgHT2w/UzdI18w64OI/AAAAAAAACsc/XP-FkpE2c28/s1600/7.jpg

Nash was winning those matchups against Kobe when they played too.

:lol Head-to-head matchups.

[Arnold Toht]

Ah, June 17 2010. The one that broke the camel's back.

[Thread]

Ah, June 17 2010. The one that broke the camel's back.

Yep, this place ain't been the same since.

[midnightpulp]

I did ppg+rpg+apg+spg+bpg-tpg+(ts%*100) for their prime averages

Regular season
Kobe 2001-2013 (13 seasons, 973 games) = 93.6
Tim 1998-2010 (13 seasons, 977 games) = 92.2

Playoffs
Kobe 2001-2010 (9 playoffs, 148 games) = 93.6
Tim 1999-2008 (9 playoffs, 146 games) = 95.7

Basically a wash.

Again, the main problem with my system here is again it relies on per game stats and will overrate players from the 60's, like Wilt, Oscar, etc, since every per game stat from that era was inflated.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Basically a wash.

Again, the main problem with my system here is again it relies on per game stats and will overrate players from the 60's, like Wilt, Oscar, etc, since every per game stat from that era was inflated.
It gives the big man the advantage imo since the difference in RPG between them and guards is huge.

[Arnold Toht]

Yep, this place ain't been the same since.

Can't imagine how the site would be like today if Ginobili and Kiwi had hit their fucking free throws.

[Wiz]

Can't imagine how the site would be like today if Ginobili and Kiwi had hit their fucking free throws.
You wouldn't be here that's for sure

[midnightpulp]

It gives the big man the advantage imo since the difference in RPG between them and guards is huge.

As it should be. Rebounds are more important than assists. And bigs can affect the game in more ways than guards. Big man stats should be valued more.

My preference for Duncan over Kobe (whose stats are basically a wash when you consider everything) is that he's a big, and when the argument is this close, I'll always choose a big. The only perimeter wing players that I've seen affect the game like a great big on both ends are Jordan and Lebron, both of whom I'd take over Duncan.

[Thread]

Can't imagine how the site would be like today if Ginobili and Kiwi had hit their fucking free throws.

It'd be completely different. SF wouldn't be so damn stove up that's for sure. They've aged 20 years since last we rang.

[Wiz]

Deuce Bigalow come spin thisI like how he just ignores it and start another bad argument with someone else :lol

[LkrFan]

As it should be. Rebounds are more important than assists. And bigs can affect the game in more ways than guards. Big man stats should be valued more.

My preference for Duncan over Kobe (whose stats are basically a wash when you consider everything) is that he's a big, and when the argument is this close, I'll always choose a big. The only perimeter wing players that I've seen affect the game like a great big on both ends are Jordan and Lebron, both of whom I'd take over Duncan.
Not really, but I get your premise. For the record, I'd take a big over a guard as well. That means I'd take Duncan over LeBron if I were building a team. If you recall, I said I would have traded prime Shaq for Duncan in 1999 - so that I could pair him with a then 21 year old Kobe. Kobe would be sitting on 7 rangs, to Duncan's 8*. :lol

[midnightpulp]

It'd be completely different. SF wouldn't be so damn stove up that's for sure. They've aged 20 years since last we rang.

Or if Byner just hung onto that football.

The Cleveland Browns going to the Super Bowl.

Imagine that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8boPbIfG0M

Or imagine if they coulda stunted Elway's march a year earlier.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rL9RPAuFI

Your Cleveland Browns coulda possibly been back-to-back World Champions.

[Thread]

Or if Byner just hung onto that football.

The Cleveland Browns going to the Super Bowl.

Imagine that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8boPbIfG0M

Or imagine if they coulda stunted Elway's march a year earlier.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rL9RPAuFI

Your Cleveland Browns coulda possibly been back-to-back World Champions.

In for penny, CN, in for pound.

[midnightpulp]

In for penny, CN, in for pound.

The Drive must've hurt.

You punched your ticket to the Superbowl. You were sitting in the plane, 1st class digs with a comfy window seat. The engines were revving up ready to fly you down here to sunny LA.

And then Elway and Company stormed the plane and kicked you right out onto the tarmac.

And it happened the next year too!

[Thread]

The Drive must've hurt.

You punched your ticket to the Superbowl. You were sitting in the plane, 1st class digs with a comfy window seat. The engines were revving up ready to fly you down here to sunny LA.

And then Elway and Company stormed the plane and kicked you right out onto the tarmac.

And it happened the next year too!

But, you had 5 in the trophy case, CN. Then 6.

CN, c'mon, dude, don't equate.

[midnightpulp]

But, you had 5 in the trophy case, CN. Then 6.

CN, c'mon, dude, don't equate.

You had 3 in the trophy case. Then Mesa.

But you were too pussy to deal with it and conveniently "don't do Indians."

It's chickenshit to forsake a team just for changing stadiums.

But I understand. You knew future pain was coming and looked for an out.

[Clipper Nation]

You had 3 in the trophy case. Then Mesa.

But you were too pussy to deal with it and conveniently "don't do Indians."

It's chickenshit to forsake a team just for changing stadiums.

But I understand. You knew future pain was coming and looked for an out.
Oh, my God. Does Dale's chickenshitting ever cease? :lol

[Thread]

You had 3 in the trophy case. Then Mesa.

But you were too pussy to deal with it and conveniently "don't do Indians."

It's chickenshit to forsake a team just for changing stadiums.

But I understand. You knew future pain was coming and looked for an out.

CN, your game was over. Your trophy in the case, then 6. 6 trumps all.

& CN, you know this.

[Thread]

Oh, my God. Does Dale's chickenshitting ever cease? :lol

Now listen, Midst, 6 trumps all!

[Kool Bob Love]

:lol Statfag's schtick getting destroyed on other sites too:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330446
:rollin

[Clipper Nation]

Now listen, Midst, 6 trumps all!
Only pussies & assholes play the "troll account" card.

You could dish it out, but, when I started to deflect your schtick back on you, you couldn't take it - hence the new chickenshit tactics. tee, hee.

[Thread]

Only pussies & assholes play the "troll account" card.

You could dish it out, but, when I started to deflect your schtick back on you, you couldn't take it - hence the new chickenshit tactics. tee, hee.

Now, now, Midst, don't blow your stack.

LF gotcha. Caught you tiptoein', broke your ass. ha, ha.

[Kool Bob Love]

This place is more hungry than Kobe's ass is for dick. Pathetic.


:rollin

[midnightpulp]

CN, your game was over. Your trophy in the case, then 6. 6 trumps all.

& CN, you know this.

6 doesn't trump your Mesa.

Same fuckin' thing. You had it locked it up and had to give it back. You want to equate because it makes you feel better about your own suffering as a Cleveland sports fan.

BTW, thanks for Red Right 88. As a Raider fan, I'm light one if Brian Sipe heeds his coach and "throws it into Lake Erie."

And it was at home, Culburn. At home.

[Thread]

6 doesn't trump your Mesa.

Same fuckin' thing. You had it locked it up and had to give it back. You want to equate because it makes you feel better about your own suffering as a Cleveland sports fan.

BTW, thanks for Red Right 88. As a Raider fan, I'm light one if Brian Sipe heeds his coach and "throws it into Lake Erie."

And it was at home, Culburn. At home.

6 trumps all, CN.

[Clipper Nation]

Now, now, Midst, don't blow your stack.

LF gotcha. Caught you tiptoein', broke your ass. ha, ha.
Though only pussies & assholes play the "troll account" card.

But, you can't take it, so this is what you're reduced to. tee, hee.

[midnightpulp]

Now, now, Midst, don't blow your stack.

LF gotcha. Caught you tiptoein', broke your ass. ha, ha.

You're just being obnoxious now. I ain't CN. You know this.

Posting The Drive got you snortin', don't it?

[Thread]

You're just being obnoxious now. I ain't CN. You know this.

Posting The Drive got you snortin', don't it?

I tend to believe LF here, CN. You made your bed. ha, ha.

[Thread]

Though only pussies & assholes play the "troll account" card.

But, you can't take it, so this is what you're reduced to. tee, hee.

C'mon, Midst, don't blow out your flip flop.

Calm down, buddy.

[Clipper Nation]

I tend to believe LF here, CN. You made your bed. ha, ha.
You're being purposely obtuse. It's chickenshit.

[midnightpulp]

6 trumps all, CN.

The Drive trumps all.

98 yards in the blink of an eye. At home, too.

At home, where you and Katie Girl exchanged vows and bore children.

[Thread]

You're being purposely obtuse. It's chickenshit.

Don't get yourself in a tizzy now, Midst. tee, hee.

[Thread]

The Drive trumps all.

98 yards in the blink of an eye. At home, too.

At home, where you and Katie Girl exchanged vows and bore children.

Nothing tops 6, CNPERIOD

[midnightpulp]

You're being purposely obtuse. It's chickenshit.

Of course. He can only dish. Can't take.

Him forsaking the Browns and the Indians is evidence of this. He couldn't deal with the pain, so he ran the other way.

[LkrFan]

:lmao

[Thread]

Course. He can only dish. Can't take.

Him forsaking the Browns and the Indians is evidence of this. He couldn't deal with the pain, so he ran the other way.

Don't go nutty-nuts, CN. Calm down, daddy-O.

tee, hee.

[Clipper Nation]

The residual pain is making Dale start parroting again with the "troll account" card.

He's blowing his stack.

[Thread]

:lmao

LF

[Thread]

The residual pain is making Dale start parroting again with the "troll account" card.

He's blowing his stack.

Sure, Midst, sure.

[Clipper Nation]

Sure, Midst, sure.
Dale, losin' his cool. tee, hee.

[midnightpulp]

Nothing tops 6, CNPERIOD

Nope. Spurs fans can take solace in 4 NBA championships.

The Cleveland Browns have no such luxury. They were on the verge of their 1st Superbowl appearance, and just like that, they had to give it back, forever wondering "what if?"

And the Browns can't even be light one cause they never had one to add to.

No wonder you forsook them. And don't give that horseshit about Modell. You ran away because the pain was too much.

[Thread]

Nope. Spurs fans can take solace in 4 NBA championships.

The Cleveland Browns have no such luxury. They were on the verge of their 1st Superbowl appearance, and just like that, they to give it back, forever wondering "what if?"

And the Browns can't even be light one cause they never had one to add to.

No wonder you forsook them. And don't give that horseshit about Modell. You ran away because the pain was too much.

Yours was in the case, CN. That trumps all, bub.

[midnightpulp]

Yours was in the case, CN. That trumps all, bub.

So was yours, until Mesa handed the key to Florida.

[Clipper Nation]

Nope. Spurs fans can take solace in 4 NBA championships.

The Cleveland Browns have no such luxury. They were on the verge of their 1st Superbowl appearance, and just like that, they to give it back, forever wondering "what if?"

And the Browns can't even be light one cause they never had one to add to.

No wonder you forsook them. And don't give that horseshit about Modell. You ran away because the pain was too much.
Correction: the Browns have 8 - I'm sure Dale remembers them from his pre-chickenshit days :lol

[Thread]

So was yours, until Mesa handed the key to Florida.

No way, CN. 6 trumps all.

[Thread]

Correction: the Browns have 8 - I'm sure Dale remembers them from his pre-chickenshit days :lol

Calm down, Midst. It's gonna be okay.

[Clipper Nation]

Calm down, Midst. It's gonna be okay.
Dale, blowin' a flip-flop. Resorting to 6 & the troll card ad nauseum. tee, hee.

[midnightpulp]

No way, CN. 6 trumps all.

Nope. Same thing.

Your Indians gave back a World Series Championship.

[midnightpulp]

Correction: the Browns have 8 - I'm sure Dale remembers them from his pre-chickenshit days :lol

Pre-merger, sure.

But poor Dale has never gotten to enjoy a Superbowl berth, much less a Superbowl win. Even your Chargers climbed that mountain.

[Arnold Toht]

Nope. Spurs fans can take solace in 4 NBA championships.

Nope. You had 5, and ya dropped it. Fucking idiots.

[LkrFan]

Only pussies & assholes play the "troll account" card.

You could dish it out, but, when I started to deflect your schtick back on you, you couldn't take it - hence the new chickenshit tactics. tee, hee.
Irrefutable proof:


CP0 trade to Lakers nixed 9 Dec 2011 (http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/7333285/los-angeles-lakers-deal-acquire-chris-paul-off)
"Clipper Nation" join date: 22 Dec 2011 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500)


Coincidence? :downspin:

[Clipper Nation]

Irrefutable proof:

CP0 trade to Lakers nixed 9 Dec 2011 (http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/7333285/los-angeles-lakers-deal-acquire-chris-paul-off)
"Clipper Nation" join date: 22 Dec 2011 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500)


Coincidence? :downspin:
Nice try, but 10-22-11 is October, not December :lol

[midnightpulp]

Nope. You had 5, and ya dropped it. Fucking idiots.

Pistons dropped 1 to us when Sheed left Horry alone.

6 was the Basketball Gods taking their karmic payment. I'm okay with it.

[Kool Bob Love]

:lmao

[Thread]

Nope. Same thing.

Your Indians gave back a World Series Championship.

No way, CN. 6 trumps all.

[Clipper Nation]

No way, CN. 6 trumps all.
That's Mesa talkin'.

[Thread]

That's Mesa talkin'.

C'mon, Midst, don't blow your stack.

tee, hee.

[Kawhi]

:lmao

[LkrFan]

Nice try, but 10-22-11 is October, not December :lol
:lol - I knew you'd say that. Here's where your genius comes in. Everybody knows mid lives somewhere in LA. Being a Spur Fan, naturally you are a Laker hater. You heard rumblings about the trade getting vetoed on ESPN 710 or Power 106 and decided to create "Clipper Nation" just in case the trade fell thru. Once your sources were confirmed, "Clipper Nation" was born.

We know there are only 15 Clipper Fans (world-wide). It is not a "coincidence" that you became a fan weeks before the worst vetoed trade in NBA history. Had you been here since even 2010, I might've believed ya. :nope

I still can't figure out how you are logged in twice at the same time. Maybe you have an iPad and an iPad or some shit. :lol

[midnightpulp]

:lol - I knew you'd say that. Here's where your genius comes in. Everybody knows mid lives somewhere in LA. Being a Spur Fan, naturally you are a Laker hater. You heard rumblings about the trade getting vetoed on ESPN 710 or Power 106 and decided to create "Clipper Nation" just in case the trade fell thru. Once your sources were confirmed, "Clipper Nation" was born.

We know there are only 15 Clipper Fans (world-wide). It is not a "coincidence" that you became a fan weeks before the worst vetoed trade in NBA history. Had you been here since even 2010, I might've believed ya. :nope

I still can't figure out how you are logged in twice. Maybe you have an iPad and an iPad or some shit. :lol

You're an idiot. See CN's 1000+ posts in the NFL forum talking about the Chargers.

Everyone knows I'm a Raider fan, and have posted about the Raiders since '10.

But continue this new shtick of yours, I guess.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol - I knew you'd say that. Here's where your genius comes in. Everybody knows mid lives somewhere in LA. Being a Spur Fan, naturally you are a Laker hater. You heard rumblings about the trade getting vetoed on ESPN 710 or Power 106 and decided to create "Clipper Nation" just in case the trade fell thru. Once your sources were confirmed, "Clipper Nation" was born.

We know there are only 15 Clipper Fans (world-wide). It is not a "coincidence" that you became a fan weeks before the worst vetoed trade in NBA history. Had you been here since even 2010, I might've believed ya. :nope

I still can't figure out how you are logged in twice. Maybe you have an iPad and an iPad or some shit. :lol
All those words, and it still doesn't change the fact that I registered in October 2011, not December :lol

Sorry Carlos, I know you're still learning the months in your ESL school, but this is elementary stuff here :lol

[LkrFan]

You're an idiot. See CN's 1000+ posts in the NFL forum talking about the Chargers.

Everyone knows I'm a Raider fan, and have posted about the Raiders since '10.

But continue this new shtick of yours, I guess.
:lol - it's cool mid. You're secret is safe with me. :lol

[LkrFan]

All those words, and it still doesn't change the fact that I registered in October 2011, not December :lol

Sorry Carlos, I know you're still learning the months in your ESL school, but this is elementary stuff here :lol:lol - likely story.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol - likely story.
I'll break it down in words you can understand: yo registré por SpursTalk en octubre de 2011.

[LkrFan]

I'll break it down in words you can understand: yo registré por SpursTalk en octubre de 2011.
:lmao

[Thread]

:lol - it's cool mid. You're secret is safe with me. :lol

tee, hee.

[Thread]

You're an idiot. See CN's 1000+ posts in the NFL forum talking about the Chargers.

Everyone knows I'm a Raider fan, and have posted about the Raiders since '10.

But continue this new shtick of yours, I guess.

Just don't threaten me, CN. You want a hand down, fine. You want mercy, okay, but, don't you threaten me, you little prick.

[Clipper Nation]

Just don't threaten me, CN. You want a hand down, fine. You want mercy, okay, but, don't you threaten me, you little prick.
Calm yourself, Dale. You're being purposely obtuse.

[midnightpulp]

Just don't threaten me, CN. You want a hand down, fine. You want mercy, okay, but, don't you threaten me, you little prick.

Act like a human being and knock it off with the CN stuff.

[Thread]

Calm yourself, Dale. You're being purposely obtuse.

Fine, Midst, just don't threaten me. I don't take kindly to threats. Deeps tried that and I took all aluminum siding off the House of Ellis and sold it to the recycler. Made a fortune.

[Thread]

Act like a human being and knock it off with the CN stuff.

Fine. But, I'll borrow a scene from "The Godfather." He grants the undertaker a favor and avenges this man's daughter's rape then tells Bonasera that he's in his debt and that one day, God forbid that day should arrive he'll call on him to do him a service. Same thing here, Midst, I'll call on you some day to do me a service. I'll expect you to meet me personally like Bonasera met Don Corleone at his mortuary. "I need you to use all your skill and your work. I don't want his mother to see him like this.----Look, look how they massacre my boy."

[Thread]

FaUq4h818E8

[Clipper Nation]

Fine. But, I'll borrow a scene from "The Godfather." He grants the undertaker a favor and avenges this man's daughter's rape then tells Bonasera that he's in his debt and that one day, God forbid that day should arrive he'll call on him to do him a service. Same thing here, Midst, I'll call on you some day to do me a service. I'll expect you to meet me personally like Bonasera met Don Corleone at his mortuary. "I need you to use all your skill and your work. I don't want his mother to see him like this.----Look, look how they massacre my boy."
The Capitulation

[Thread]

The Capitulation

He asked so nice I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

I never get any invites from you. I look every fucking day, and I see your light on, but, no invites. I thought since your average is so low you wouldn't want to stoop with a duffer like myself, but, daddy-O I've been in the pro shop, big time. I got me 4 Cleveland wedges that I just raise Hell with.

I'll send you an invite momentarily.

Whatever Dale. I invite you every time I gettup for a game. And you've shaved like 10 strokes off your scoring avg, although I'm pretty sure that's all you've shaved (Wife has backchannel)

[Gummi Clutch]

Seems like shit hasn't changed.

Duncan : 3

Kobe : 2


One seems to be a natural leader, while the other a cuck

[LkrFan]

Seems like shit hasn't changed.

Duncan : 3

Kobe : 2


One seems to be a natural leader, while the other a cuck:lol

[Jodelo]

Dale going full retard. :lmao

Epic meltdown on its way!

[Thread]

Whatever Dale. I invite you every time I gettup for a game. And you've shaved like 10 strokes off your scoring avg, although I'm pretty sure that's all you've shaved (Wife has backchannel)

I don't get 'em, Splits. And to be frank I really don't want to golf with multiple players. I don't like waiting my turn. I want to hit the fuckin' ball. Just me & you, Splits. I'll be on again this evening so I'll keep an eye peeled for your light.

[LkrFan]

I wonder how often Tammy thinks about:


Amy and her personal trainer
If he ever tasted Amy's personal trainer's special sauce during their oral sex
The Gym! he didn't know he paid for
His college sweetheart - who broke up his marriage
His cuck, I mean spouse support payments he'll have to dish out to keep Amy quiet
His two point blank finesse misses
6
#5 being in his grasp, but...
Watching LeBron walking to the podium with the Spurs' LOB
5 > 4


Just wondering... :downspin:

[Thread]

I wonder how often Tammy thinks about:


Amy and her personal trainer
If he ever tasted Amy's personal trainer's special sauce during their oral sex
The Gym! he didn't know he paid for
His college sweetheart - who broke up his marriage
His cuck, I mean spouse support payments he'll have to dish out to keep Amy quiet
His two point blank finesse misses
6
#5 being in his grasp, but...
Watching LeBron walking to the podium with the Spurs' LOB
5 > 4


Just wondering... :downspin:

Oh, my.

[Katherine Robinson]

I wonder how often Tammy thinks about:


Amy and her personal trainer
If he ever tasted Amy's personal trainer's special sauce during their oral sex
The Gym! he didn't know he paid for
His college sweetheart - who broke up his marriage
His cuck, I mean spouse support payments he'll have to dish out to keep Amy quiet
His two point blank finesse misses
6
#5 being in his grasp, but...
Watching LeBron walking to the podium with the Spurs' LOB
5 > 4


Just wondering... :downspin:

He probably forgets it when he's gobbling down the three inches his male secretary has for him

[Clipper Nation]

I wonder how often Tammy thinks about:


Amy and her personal trainer
If he ever tasted Amy's personal trainer's special sauce during their oral sex
The Gym! he didn't know he paid for
His college sweetheart - who broke up his marriage
His cuck, I mean spouse support payments he'll have to dish out to keep Amy quiet
His two point blank finesse misses
6
#5 being in his grasp, but...
Watching LeBron walking to the podium with the Spurs' LOB
5 > 4


Just wondering... :downspin:
Must suck writing out all those words only for it all to be trumped by The Tape :lol

[Kool Bob Love]

Just wondering...




He probably forgets it when he's gobbling down the three inches his male secretary has for him
http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/11/22/vanessa-macias_0.jpg

[Brazil]

It's a pity to see Dale full retard mode :depressed

dont threaten me !!! Or I'm gonna.... Parrot !!!

:lmao

pathetic

[Katherine Robinson]

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/11/22/vanessa-macias_0.jpg

That Duncan's shopping partner?

[Prime Time]

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/11/22/vanessa-macias_0.jpg
Lol the Missions.

I look forward to seeing her at the next Talons game.

[Prime Time]

Jim Loscutoff has 7 rings so he basically shits on everyone.

[whitemamba]

Must suck writing out all those words only for it all to be trumped by The Tape :lol

0 Trumps it all.

[LkrFan]

Must suck writing out all those words only for it all to be trumped by The Tape :lol:lolK - I should deduct 5,000 points for even doing an actual search for gay porn under the guise of trying to clown Kobe. Are you subliminally trying to tell the NBA Forum something? :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lolK - I should deduct 5,000 points for even doing an actual search for gay porn under the guise of trying to clown Kobe. Are you subliminally trying to tell the NBA Forum something? :lol
Nice :downspin: attempt, Cuonzo, but that would mean Lakerfan was searching for gay porn when they came across the original Duncan gay rumors :lol

[LkrFan]

Nice :downspin: attempt, Cuonzo, but that would mean Lakerfan was searching for gay porn when they came across the original Duncan gay rumors :lol
Nuh uh. Nice try, but I learned about Amy's Confession! here on SpursTalk. Seemed credible enough for me to run with it. :lol

[Thread]

Nuh uh. Nice try, but I learned about Amy's Confession! here on SpursTalk. Seemed credible enough for me to run with it. :lol

& she seemed so happy in those pictures with Tim, the big screen, the baby & Tim's gay lover.

[Splits]

I don't get 'em, Splits. And to be frank I really don't want to golf with multiple players. I don't like waiting my turn. I want to hit the fuckin' ball. Just me & you, Splits. I'll be on again this evening so I'll keep an eye peeled for your light.

Right now Dale. Right now. You're ignoring my invites

[LkrFan]

He probably forgets it when he's gobbling down the three inches his male secretary has for him
:lol

[Kool Bob Love]

:lol

Beat the suns but lose to the bucks? What kind of horse shit is that?

[LkrFan]

Beat the suns but lose to the bucks? What kind of horse shit is that?
_antoni finally played our 2nd best big significant minutes: Caveman. 28pts, 17rebs, 6asts later...23rd Letter.

[LkrFan]

& she seemed so happy in those pictures with Tim, the big screen, the baby & Tim's gay lover.
L :lmao M :lmao A :lmao O :lmao

[Thread]

Beat the suns but lose to the bucks? What kind of horse shit is that?

The pure & adulterated kind, Lovey. In the good old days I spit on teams that did that to us.

[Katherine Robinson]

Beat the suns but lose to the bucks? What kind of horse shit is that?

Make millions and wife walks away to Spo's poor cousin? What kind of horse shit is that?

[Kool Bob Love]

Make millions and wife walks away to Spo's poor cousin? What kind of horse shit is that?

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/tim-duncan-clubbing-2.jpg

[Kool Bob Love]

_antoni finally played our 2nd best big significant minutes: Caveman. 28pts, 17rebs, 6asts later...23rd Letter.

_antoni fucking y'all over with that horseshit. Why win now? Don't y'all want a top 5 pick?

[Kool Bob Love]

The pure & adulterated kind, Lovey. In the good old days I spit on teams that did that to us.

Not one thread clowning the suns last night, you getting soft on me? Pause.

[Thread]

Not one thread clowning the suns last night, you getting soft on me? Pause.

I just told you how I felt on that subject. We did to them what they used to do to us. I hated them, or, any team that got up for us when they'd lay down the day before OR the day after. I spit on those teams THEN.

[Katherine Robinson]

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/tim-duncan-clubbing-2.jpg

Duncan showing up to an event for charity, not even holding the women by the waist? Bob, that picture just cements his preference for men further.

[LkrFan]

Duncan showing up to an event for charity, not even holding the women by the waist or their asses? Bob, that picture just cements his preference for men further.
FIFY :lol

[Katherine Robinson]

FIFY :lol

Honestly, when this picture surfaced the forum was bragging that Duncan was raiding clubs and picking the best of the best. Then Capri points out that it was done for charity and on second glance, Duncan isn't even holding the women like a straight man would.

Christ.

[Arnold Toht]

And here it is.

[Arnold Toht]

shit bag Duncan: 5

That's the boiler plate should the homosexual ring this June. I don't want any confusion in the melee should that happen. So I'll repeat for the peanut gallery:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

P.S., I'll prompt this Thread from time-to-time as I see fit.

Sincerely,

- Dale

Culburn369

[ezau]

And here it is.

Swallow it like a good little whore Arnold Toht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43085)

Duncan:


5 rings
3 FMVPS
2 MVPS


Kobe:


5 Rings
2 FMVPs
1 MVP


Boiled down:

Duncan>Kobe

[Arnold Toht]

Not on my watch.

Kobe 5
Duncan: the shit bag

[ezau]

Not on my watch.

Kobe 5
Duncan: the shit bag

Duncan>Kobe

Let us proceed

[Arnold Toht]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4x0uDi1S1qbmk3co1_500.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6ip5g0Kd-kc/Ti7av1VOUFI/AAAAAAAAAjE/vRkQW6EhYW4/s1600/tim-duncan.jpg


Someone photoshop the homo's face on it.

[ezau]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4x0uDi1S1qbmk3co1_500.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6ip5g0Kd-kc/Ti7av1VOUFI/AAAAAAAAAjE/vRkQW6EhYW4/s1600/tim-duncan.jpg


Someone photoshop the homo's face on it.

It's sad day to be a Kobe fan:lol. Now, bend over and take it like a good little whore:

Duncan>Kobe

[Arnold Toht]

Someone contact Webster Dictionary to list "Duncan" as one of the synonyms for shitbag.

[ezau]

Someone contact Webster Dictionary to list "Duncan" as one of the synonyms for shitbag.

Duncan meaning: The greatest basketball player in the post-Jordan era.

[elmanutres]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4x0uDi1S1qbmk3co1_500.jpghttp://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Los-Angeles-Lakers-Star-Kobe-Bryant-Return-Delayed-650x365.jpg


Someone photoshop the tosb face on it.

http://s27.postimg.org/ff46n8chf/shitbag.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

Duncan meaning: The greatest big post Jabbar.

[lefty]

http://s27.postimg.org/ff46n8chf/shitbag.jpg

[Thread]

Culburn369




CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midnightpulp]

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5>4 was good times, wasn't Cully?

It ain't never coming back. Mourn that loss, my friend.

[Kool Bob Love]

This isn't even horse shit it's bull shit and you know it.

[Thread]

5>4 was good times, wasn't Cully?

It ain't never coming back. Mourn that loss, my friend.

Yep, and by God I took full advantage. No regrets on that account. + I taught you guys about (counts)--gave ya's a purpose beyond the standard.

& I still got the shit bag for at least another year.

[ezau]

Yep, and by God I took full advantage. No regrets on that account. + I taught you guys about (counts)--gave ya's a purpose beyond the standard.

& I still got the shit bag for at least another year.


Bend over and I'll show you Duncan>Kobe