please rich san antonio people read this ^^

[JP le Requin]

hi !

is there here someone very very very rich and lovely people to offer me (or us, with my wife and 2 young girls) a new trip, hotel and tickets to san antonio if the SPURS going to NBA FINALS?

its maybe for me the last time i could see Timmy, Gino and TP play together for the 5th chip :-)
...

GO SPURS GO !!!!!


ps: i dont post often here since i have my second babies... and my job take me so many time... but i read as soon i can and be forever a spurs fan!!
when we came to san antonio with my wife, the with my father...we really discover nice people...dont change!! I LOVE SAN ANTONIO

[JP le Requin]

i could bring to you some french wine ^^

[Dex]

Good luck with that.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Mal]

:lmao Too much socialism in France. Ask goverment, they could send one refugee back to Somalia or other shithole and give this money to you.

[scanry]

:lol

[Bill_Brasky]

rich san antonio people

:lmao

[Mel_13]

This thread has classic potential..

[Trainwreck2100]

http://cdn2.agoda.net/hotelimages/468/468131/468131_13091214140015101688_STD.jpg

Here is my guest house, it's nothing too fancy but I think it will do. you and your girls can stay here.

Here is my plane, once again it's nothing too fancy but the service logs are up to date.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/small-jet-john-linder.jpg

Please let me know what type of wine and food you would like on your flight. I'll also send a menu from our personal chef, just circle the things you would like to have on your trip.

I look forward to meeting you and your family.

Your guest house has one floor?


Peasant

[Old School 44]

Did you read the thread where someone asked for a ride from Austin to San Antonio for a game? Good luck with this!

[T Park]

Can't be freaking serious....

[Trainwreck2100]

Thank You for your response, I should be getting a raise soon and adding an additional floor.

:lol son my guest house is my neighbors house, he tried calling the police on me once. So i bought tje company he works for, fired his ass. Got his house for a song after foreclosure cause I own the bank too. That's how rich people do

[playbonner15]

Is this one of those threads that's gonna be bumped yearly? :rollin

[Trainwreck2100]

WEll... That's probably the reason I don't have the finer things in life like you do. It takes a ruthless person like you to have the material things your family has. I'm just trying to help a fellow Spurs fan out. May I see a picture of your house and plane?

Ruthless? Don't call the fucking cops on your neighbors. So what if he's banging his bitch in the street. Not his fault she was a freak.

[313]

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[DesignatedT]

http://cdn2.agoda.net/hotelimages/468/468131/468131_13091214140015101688_STD.jpg

Here is my guest house, it's nothing too fancy but I think it will do. you and your girls can stay here.

Here is my plane, once again it's nothing too fancy but the service logs are up to date.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/small-jet-john-linder.jpg

Please let me know what type of wine and food you would like on your flight. I'll also send a menu from our personal chef, just circle the things you would like to have on your trip.

I look forward to meeting you and your family.

:lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

yeah someone send me tix too

[playbonner15]

This is the first indication from anybody that Naruto might actually be pissed off at what Sasuke's been doing. I know it's coming from Sai, the man that doesn't even know what the hell emotions are, but I know we can all agree that it's pretty ridiculous how far Naruto's pussified himself when it comes to Sasuke.

So, does anyone else think Naruto's holding back some sort of rage, some sort of fury that he holds towards Sasuke? I know that finding out Sasuke joined forces with Akatsuki must've been a kick in the nuts for him. I know that taking that beating from Karui must've felt pretty degrading too. And in this last chapter, even Naruto seems to be doubting Sasuke...FINALLY.

Anyhow, my hope is that once Naruto does meet up with Sasuke whenever, he at least has the balls to give him grief for all the shit he's put people through. Let Sakura release him from that burden the promise of a lifetime placed on him. Have Naruto punch Sasuke in the face or something. Hell, just have him react in a manner that's NOT "Sasuke ain't right in the head...but forgive him for all the amazing amounts of shit he's caused. Or even better...let me take the fall for him!"

I mean, my god...this manga shouldn't be Naruto: Super bitch to the Uchiha cock.

[Brazil]

:lmao

you must admit French are awesome tbh

[Brazil]

And 17,000 posts

[Spurs9]

I just strapped some money to a balloon, it should be headed your way, be on the lookout.
http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/Lavish-p_1b3d1.jpg
Once your family arrives, my personal driver can arrange a nice personal steak dinner at a local upscale banquet, Taco Cabana.

[Dex]

:lol

Word on not calling the cops on your neighbors, unless they chest bump your wife at 3 in the morning because they're high on crack(also singing freebird on their new karaoke machine.) Have you ever fought a crack head? Man they don't feel shit!

You can't stop them, you can only hope to contain them.

They are kinda like MJ that way.

[rudwick]

I have recently inherited the estate of my great uncle Tumi who lives in Nigeria. Due to antiqated U.S. bank regulations I can not deposit the checque drawn on his account. Because of more modern banking system in France, I could forward this money to you to arrange the trip if you would wire the remaining balance back to me upon deposit.
Thank you.

[RD2191]

I have recently inherited the estate of my great uncle Tumi who lives in Nigeria. Due to antiqated U.S. bank regulations I can not deposit the checque drawn on his account. Because of more modern banking system in France, I could forward this money to you to arrange the trip if you would wire the remaining balance back to me upon deposit.
Thank you.
:lmao

[gospursgojas]

I have recently inherited the estate of my great uncle Tumi who lives in Nigeria. Due to antiqated U.S. bank regulations I can not deposit the checque drawn on his account. Because of more modern banking system in France, I could forward this money to you to arrange the trip if you would wire the remaining balance back to me upon deposit.
Thank you.

:lol :tu

[Assman]

All the rich people in SA actually play for the Spurs, so this is going to be tough.

[Budkin]

Ok this thread has me busting a gut. Funny shit.

[JP le Requin]

^^it was great to read you...
sure i joke but just imagine someone like a true spurs player read this topic... ok i dream lol

i have to work more and more to pay myself the tix and the trip... i was enough lucky to came here 3 times and for 2 nba finals but i feel sad to know we have THIS so beautiful team for maybe 2 or just some months yet...

please find me a time machine...

[JP le Requin]

http://cdn2.agoda.net/hotelimages/468/468131/468131_13091214140015101688_STD.jpg

Here is my guest house, it's nothing too fancy but I think it will do. you and your girls can stay here.

Here is my plane, once again it's nothing too fancy but the service logs are up to date.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/small-jet-john-linder.jpg

Please let me know what type of wine and food you would like on your flight. I'll also send a menu from our personal chef, just circle the things you would like to have on your trip.

I look forward to meeting you and your family.

have u a jaccuzy? and offer drinks in the plane? ^^

[CitizenDwayne]

Wow.

[Gummi Clutch]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

People are way too casual about asking for stuff.

Reminds of that guy asking for a ride

[Budkin]

Rich French people. Please pay for me, my wife, and my 4 kids to go on a vacation to France. A villa in Nice would be preferable. And if all food could be taken care of too that would be great tbh. Oh, don't forget the car service. kthanks

[stepmonkey]

please find me a time machine...


at least now you're being realistic.

[FkLA]

:lmao

you must admit French are awesome tbh

:lol Is this common in France ?

[spurraider21]

lol

[RD2191]

Was OP being serious?

[DPG21920]

Was OP being serious?

Que pensez-vous?

[RD2191]

Que pensez-vous?
Que piensa usted? Close? Lol

[DPG21920]

French bruh

[RD2191]

French bruh
I know, I'm just saying it sounds kind of like Spanish. Were you asking "what do you think"? Or something close to that?

[DPG21920]

Exactly.

[Brazil]

Que pensez-vous?

A qu'en pensez vous ? Would be more appropriate tbh

[Brazil]

:lol Is this common in France ?

Definitely. If you are rich you have to pay for those who are poor that's the way it is. :lol

[scanry]

^ Surely it's a troll cause no one much less a frenchie can be that naive. We can expect this sh!t from someone like Koolaid_man though.

[jag]

i have to work more and more to pay myself the tix and the trip

Interesting concept....

[Embedded]

lmao @ motherflocker hahahahahaa you only have 1 jet?

[sexinthatsx]

French people like sharing... just like TP did with Bret Barry's wife. Sorry I just had to go there.

[HI-FI]

:lol
this dude is awesome.

i'd like some french pootang, sans armpit hair, but we can't have it all.

[Budkin]

:lol
this dude is awesome.

i'd like some french pootang, sans armpit hair, but we can't have it all.

The armpit hair gives it that exotic twist!

[HI-FI]

The armpit hair gives it that exotic twist!
:lol
i guess it depends.

[RD2191]

Do French women go full Chewbacca 70s porn bush?

[TampaDude]

Do French women go full Chewbacca 70s porn bush?

:lol

[POPownsJackson]

yes, he is bring up good idea. I also not from here but many rich people is live in SA so if can buy me tix please too. As work in UTSA college I no make a lot of pay as professor but my student is come in class as very rich sometime. Please is buy mme ticket also..:)

[DJR210]

..and I thought that thread begging for a ride from Austin to see a game was bad.

[El CaPiTaN809]

http://media.giphy.com/media/owd9RObfms6Hu/giphy.gif

[El CaPiTaN809]

:lmao

[romain.star]

Do French women go full Chewbacca 70s porn bush?

I have fucked around 20 French women so far but surprisingly, none of them had armpit hair.

Hairy pie has become a lost art :rolleyes

[El CaPiTaN809]

french girls love anal sex

[Captivus]

..and I thought that thread begging for a ride from Austin to see a game was bad.

haha! It wasnt begging. It was more of a favor!!

This thread...well...instant classic.

[G-Dawgg]

Online panhandling has reached an all-time low...

[DJR210]

Your wife better be ready to suck some serious dick, tbh.

[playbonner15]

I still haven't received any pictures. Still could be a deal breaker.
Jean Patrick's got a nice rack. Would bang tbh:wakeup

[Budkin]

Do French women go full Chewbacca 70s porn bush?

That shit's gonna make a comeback soon! RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLL (Chewbacca growling)

[RD2191]

That shit's gonna make a comeback soon! RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLL (Chewbacca growling)

:lol