Worst movie I have ever seen. [Archive]

ObiwanGinobili

08-06-2005, 12:55 PM

worst movie I have ever seen:

Anaconda Part2; Search for some stupid ass flower.

cast is fully stocked hollywood style:
stuffy old white dudes with power
token black guy#1
token nerd/blackguy #2
crazy dude with a dream
unreasonably attractive science woman
additional credit is given to producers for casting of hott blonde chick with southern accent.

and you know movie is just gonna be a sheer delight with lines like this:
black guy: "whats's wrong with this picture?"
hott chick: " uh, your in it?!"
:rolleyes

:vomit

Kori Ellis

08-06-2005, 12:56 PM

A Day without a Mexican

thispego

08-06-2005, 12:58 PM

TOP-CHERRY

08-06-2005, 01:04 PM

A Day without a Mexican
Really? I had been thinking about renting it.

ObiwanGinobili

08-06-2005, 01:05 PM

I refer to the Capt. of that boat as Capt. Brawny.. and you missed the best part of this cheese-fest!!

the part where Capt. Brawny succesfully wrestles what looks to be a 35ft Croc out in open water and kills it with an icepick.

:lmao

thispego

08-06-2005, 01:06 PM

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

HB22inSA

08-06-2005, 01:15 PM

I just watched it on HBO!!!

Yeah, it was pretty bad...

thispego

08-06-2005, 01:23 PM

I just watched it on HBO!!!

Yeah, it was pretty bad...
:lol horrible
good thing i was watching while nursing a hangover/talking on here, otherwise i would be sad for the time i lost :(

gospursgojas

08-06-2005, 01:28 PM

I actually liked Sphere, worst movie Ive ever seen has to be Steel Magnolias...and thats just bc I had to sit through it when I was little while my Mom and Sisters watched it and thats when we were po' so we only had 1 tv...

thispego

08-06-2005, 01:35 PM

Steel Magnolias was good, I didnt like iot personally, but it was a nice story and all, wll directed, good acting

but sphere..... the story was so ridiculous that it made the acting, now matter how hard they tried, seem silly

shelshor

08-06-2005, 01:39 PM

It's a tie; and they're both remakes
Suspicion, with Jane Curtin
A Star Is Born, with Streisand and Kristofferson

thispego

08-06-2005, 01:49 PM

It's a tie; and they're both remakes
Suspicion, with Jane Curtin
A Star Is Born, with Streisand and Kristofferson
CBF would totally agree

LittleGeneral

08-06-2005, 02:25 PM

Recently...Be Cool.

Spurminator

08-06-2005, 02:31 PM

Napoleon Dynamite

Nbadan

08-06-2005, 02:32 PM

The Hulk - bad amination, bad story, bad cast. Easily the worst Marvel comics based movie.

Spurminator

08-06-2005, 02:33 PM

Wait, I changed my mind.

The Contender.

timvp

08-06-2005, 02:37 PM

A Day without a Mexican

That was horrible.

There was one movie though that I hated so much that I threw my drink at the movie screen when it was over. It was so damn bad. I forgot the title of it but it was a Vampire movie where everyone had British accents and some of the movie was in black and white.

Ahh ... I can't remember the title. I think it came out somewhere around 2000 or something like that.

thispego

08-06-2005, 02:38 PM

28 days later?

TOP-CHERRY

08-06-2005, 02:41 PM

Isn't it called "A Day Without Mexicans", though?

Or is it a satire about the original?

timvp

08-06-2005, 02:41 PM

Kori Ellis

08-06-2005, 02:42 PM

Actually the movie that I hated the most (and yes, I know it's on many people's top 10 favorites of all time) is ....

Forrest Gump!

Kori Ellis

08-06-2005, 02:43 PM

Isn't it called "A Day Without Mexicans", though?

Or is it a satire about the original?

It's called A Day Without A Mexican. And I didn't know there was an original. I thought this was thankfully the only one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377744/

thispego

08-06-2005, 02:44 PM

Actually the movie that I hated the most (and yes, I know it's on many people's top 10 favorites of all time) is ....

Forrest Gump!
holy crap! :wow

TOP-CHERRY

08-06-2005, 02:45 PM

It's called A Day Without A Mexican. And I didn't know there was an original. I thought this was thankfully the only one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377744/
No, you're right. That's the one I'm talking about.

Nevermind.

spurschick

08-06-2005, 02:47 PM

Grease 2

Manu20

08-06-2005, 02:55 PM

Post Impact

Ginofan

08-06-2005, 02:59 PM

Hide and Seek
King Arthur

TOP-CHERRY

08-06-2005, 03:02 PM

King Arthur
How could I forget that one?!

I'm normally not a very critical person when it comes to movies, as long as they entertain you, but that one had no plot whatsoever... The ending was pitiful. I was like "What? That's it?"

Yup. Worst movie I've seen recently.

Horry For 3!

08-06-2005, 03:58 PM

Never seen it.

Sense

08-06-2005, 04:42 PM

What about that JLo movie with Ben Affleck?<--Spelled right?

I never saw it, is it as horrible as it sounds?
Started with A G or something.

TOP-CHERRY

08-06-2005, 04:53 PM

^Gigli

ShoogarBear

08-06-2005, 04:55 PM

It was called 'Shadow of the Vampire' (thanks google). I've never been so floored by such a stupid movie. It tried to be some kind of artsy movie but the plot itself was beyond retarded.

Never watch that movie. The one with Willem Dafoe??? I iked that one a lot.

Maybe you have to be sort of a vampire film buff to appreciate that one. It's about the making of one of the very first famous silent vampire movies, Nosferatu. The guy who played the vampire in that was a guy named Max Schrek, who nobody had ever heard of before then. He was without a doubt the creepiest vampire ever:

http://www.vampire-world.com/images/biographien/maxschreck/schreck2.jpg

The premise of Shadow of the Vampire was that Schrek wasn't really an actor, but a real vampire that the director had found. Dafoe was outstanding as Schrek.

ShoogarBear

08-06-2005, 04:56 PM

Oh, and my nominee for worst ever: St. Elmo's Fire

TheTruth

08-06-2005, 05:06 PM

Shaolin Soccer

Spurfect

08-06-2005, 05:13 PM

The Village is definitely up there. :td

timvp

08-06-2005, 05:29 PM

The one with Willem Dafoe??? I iked that one a lot.

Maybe you have to be sort of a vampire film buff to appreciate that one. It's about the making of one of the very first famous silent vampire movies, Nosferatu. The guy who played the vampire in that was a guy named Max Schrek, who nobody had ever heard of before then. He was without a doubt the creepiest vampire ever:

http://www.vampire-world.com/images/biographien/maxschreck/schreck2.jpg

The premise of Shadow of the Vampire was that Schrek wasn't really an actor, but a real vampire that the director had found. Dafoe was outstanding as Schrek.

Yeah that movie sucked azz. They should give a warning that you have to know your vampire movie history. I had no idea WTF they were talking about the whole two and a half hours. And would it have killed them to pronounce 'necessary' right?

:pctoss

Anyways, other movies high on the list are The Cell and It. 'It' is some TV movie that you can rent that is like two cassettes long. That's another 3+ hours I want back.

The sone

08-06-2005, 08:02 PM

the state of the union address... or the last presidential election results. what a rip...i want my taxes back.

and then theres always crossroads, uh i didnt see it, uh i mean, i heard it was bad yeah thats it...yeah

Jelly

08-06-2005, 08:35 PM

mouse

08-06-2005, 08:35 PM

That was horrible.

There was one movie I hated so much that I threw my drink at the movie screen when it was over. .

how bad could it be if you stayed till the end? :lmao

timvp

08-06-2005, 08:38 PM

how bad could it be if you stayed till the end? :lmao

I've never left a movie earlier. I give people the benefit of the doubt ... until it's over.

:angel

Jelly

08-06-2005, 08:44 PM

I also thought Beaches sucked - that one girl couldn't die soon enough for me.

mouse

08-06-2005, 09:06 PM

I've never left a movie earlier. I give people the benefit of the doubt ... until it's over.

But did you have shoes on when you left ? :lmao

So that was you they showed on the TV at the SBC center when the Mavs was wining by 30 points, the place was empty

Trainwreck2100

08-06-2005, 09:46 PM

Cookout, the only movie where I couldn't finish. It was one of those that had "B" list stars, but showed Alist people that made a cameo and broadcasted it as they had an integral role in the movie, which they didn't.

And Charlie's angels both were stupid, wtf are they doing wirefighting. They should be in bikinis with guns, and Drew Barrymore had too many Lbs to be in Angel.

Trainwreck2100

08-06-2005, 09:46 PM

David Bowie

08-06-2005, 10:27 PM

The third matrix. THat was awful.

ObiwanGinobili

08-06-2005, 10:34 PM

Das Boat...one of those "critically acclaimed" yet unbelievably boring movies.
It's about a German submarine crew (it's in German with subtitles) and I think they're stuck or something. I thought it would never end.
Also, Zulu..another high falutin' foreign film (British) about Britains war with the Zulus. It's considered a masterpiece, but I give it :td :td

Das Boot- man... i own it and I love it. it;s in my top ten.

But as for Forrest Gump - I have to agree with Kori. I had read the book prior to seeing the movie... and I just couldn't handle how squeaky clean gooey sweet they had made the character in the movie vs. the book. ewwww.

Chris

08-06-2005, 11:01 PM

Worst movie and only movie I have ever walked out on was Leslie Nielsen's "Spy Hard". Absolute rubbish.

Spurfect

08-06-2005, 11:12 PM

Shadow of the Vampire was alright.

If we're gonna talk shitty, I'm-coming-from-a-different-artsy-angle-so-it-must-be-good type movies, that's an endless list. I <3 Huckabess, Garden State, and Wet Hot American Summer immediately come to mind.

I'm also going to go with every single movie that Cedric teh Entertainer has anything to do with. Actually the first Barbershop was okay. Now Cedric is fucking with a Back To School remake.

I thought I <3 Huckabees was pretty interesting. I thought I wouldn't like it but I thought it was entertaining at least.

MI21

08-07-2005, 12:29 AM

Gladiator and The Green Mile are 2 of the worst movies that were acclaimed by everybody that I had ever seen.

David Bowie

08-07-2005, 12:37 AM

Another horrible move that I've seen was called Mafia. It came out many years ago. But I'm sure that nobody besides me saw it, so there wasn' that much damage.

thispego

08-07-2005, 01:31 AM

Shadow of the Vampire was alright.

If we're gonna talk shitty, I'm-coming-from-a-different-artsy-angle-so-it-must-be-good type movies, that's an endless list. I <3 Huckabess, Garden State, and Wet Hot American Summer immediately come to mind.

I'm also going to go with every single movie that Cedric teh Entertainer has anything to do with. Actually the first Barbershop was okay. Now Cedric is fucking with a Back To School remake.
rodney dangerfield would roll over in his grave

Gladiator and The Green Mile are 2 of the worst movies that were acclaimed by everybody that I had ever seen.
:wow how can you not like gladiator?

N.Y. Johnny

08-07-2005, 01:33 AM

The Day After Tommorow was pretty fuckin bad too

I almost pissed in my pants when i saw the "Reverse" Illegal Immigration thing though :lmao

that was the funniest shit i've ever seen though

Faccia di Angelo

08-07-2005, 01:54 AM

Napoleon Dynamite
*gasp* blasphemy!

I caught the ending of some dumb movie the other day on HBO. I think it was called Served.

Ginofan

08-07-2005, 01:56 AM

*gasp* blasphemy!

I caught the ending of some dumb movie the other day on HBO. I think it was called Served.

Ahhh! You got Served! Definitely up there on the "Worst Movies Ever" list

N.Y. Johnny

08-07-2005, 01:57 AM

13 Days, Thirteen Days is the stupidest movie ever made

Bruce Greenwood as JFK?? :lmao you're kidding me

and 50 milimeter Sparrows??? :wtf

Faccia di Angelo

08-07-2005, 02:08 AM

13 Days, Thirteen Days is the stupidest movie ever made

Bruce Greenwood as JFK?? :lmao you're kidding me

and 50 milimeter Sparrows??? :wtf

ahh! I own that movie! Can watch it over and over. Found the only copy in all of san antonio one day :lol

whats wrong with Bruce Greenwood! Now Kevin Costner and his boston accent is another story lol

ZStomp

08-07-2005, 02:09 AM

There are too many bad movies. I won't go there.

T Park

08-07-2005, 03:06 AM

Spurfect

08-07-2005, 08:28 AM

Garden State
Vanilla Sky - Easily the WORST, I threw a box of popcorn at it halfway through and got applause for it

Cant believe someone said the Green Mile was bad, easily one of the most tear jerking, saddest movies Ive ever seen. Great acting in it all the way around.

I agree with Garden State. I don't see what the big deal was with that movie at ALL.

the Green Mile is a damn good movie. Actually I read the book before seeing the movie so to me it wasn't as good as it should have been but it was still great.

ObiwanGinobili

08-07-2005, 08:31 AM

I liked Garden State because it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside at the end.

vanilla sky... great. thanks for bringing up memories of that movie in my head folks. ugh ugh ugh. what utter crap.

ObiwanGinobili

08-07-2005, 08:33 AM

The only movie I have ever walked out of was Event Horizon.

although there are several that I WISHED Ihad walked out of... including Closer.

Spurfect

08-07-2005, 08:37 AM

The only movie I have ever walked out of was Event Horizon.

although there are several that I WISHED Ihad walked out of... including Closer.

I saw Closer on DVD but if i was at the movies i probably would have walked out on it too.

ObiwanGinobili

08-07-2005, 08:43 AM

I saw Closer on DVD but if i was at the movies i probably would have walked out on it too.

exactly.
I see movies to be entertained. not tortured. :oops
every person in that movie was a shit head. they all deserved what htey got and some of then more. Why do I want to see thier "story"? Why should I give a shit? :rolleyes .. I mean.. there was noooo way I as an audience member was going to 'connect' with any of those characters. It was just so fucked up. :pctoss

ShoogarBear

08-07-2005, 02:59 PM

The third matrix. THat was awful.
Oh, yeah. I literally fell asleep during the big freeway chase scene, to the astonishment of my date.

Das Boot, I also loved.

ShoogarBear

08-07-2005, 03:02 PM

I never saw Vanilla Sky. My Tom Cruise antibodies would probably have killed me.

I did see Abre los Ojos, the original Spanish movie, and thought it was highly, highly overrated.

Spurminator

08-07-2005, 03:17 PM

Good call on "Closer"

I wanted all four of them to just kill themselves so the movie could be over.

timvp

08-07-2005, 03:22 PM

Oh wait, I forgot the movie that's probably number one on my list:

A.I.

That movie was hooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiii iiiiiiiiiiiibbble. It was good for like the first five minutes but the rest of the time I wanted to shoot the screen. When it pulled that "3000 years later" crap I almost lost it.

:flipoff

Spurminator

08-07-2005, 03:23 PM

I loved A.I.

I bought it and later realized I had purchased the "Full Screen" version, so I sold it (for about $3) and bought the widescreen version.

timvp

08-07-2005, 03:26 PM

I loved A.I.

I bought it and later realized I had purchased the "Full Screen" version, so I sold it (for about $3) and bought the widescreen version.

You are the first person I ever heard of who actually liked that movie. When I was leaving the theatre, everyone was saying how bad it was.

That "3000 years later" part kills me to this day. I thought it was finally over.

Spurminator

08-07-2005, 03:35 PM

Yeah, it's rare that I find anyone who liked it either... :lol

SpursWoman

08-07-2005, 04:06 PM

Troy was terrible....we tried to watch it twice (Netflix rental) and fell asleep both times. :sleep

And I could recite the script from Grease backwards and forwards....but Grease 2 sucked BAD.

mouse

08-07-2005, 05:21 PM

I've never left a movie earlier. I give people the benefit of the doubt ... until it's over.

:angel

Translation: I went with Kori :lmao

Brah, did you go alone? The reason I ask is, when your out with the ol lady ? sometimes you have to sit through a cheesy movie,now and then. Trust me, I should know,

you don't know what pain is, The other night I sat through pretty in pink , And I knew Rudy was on TNT :lmao

mouse

08-07-2005, 05:28 PM

You are the first person I ever heard of who actually liked that movie. When I was leaving the theatre, everyone was saying how bad it was.

That "3000 years later" part kills me to this day. I thought it was finally over.

Dude you have a point. I have not been to the theater since I had a job, So the last movie I saw was Titanic :lmao. But sometimes a movie stinks when you go out and pay good money to sit next to some smelly ass hole who likes to talk, So movies like Zoolander and others don't seem worth it. but to someone who gets movies in the mail every other day fron Net Flicks? Those movies are no so bad, I love the Movie The Surviors but I would not pay to go see it.

It's like the Movie Roots, if your white it's a cool movie, if your Black? You want it off the TV..........

Jelly

08-07-2005, 06:53 PM

I thought Y Tu Mama Tambien was one of the most overrated films I've ever seen. I stilled liked it well enough, but I was expecting it to be really great and it just wasn't. Also, Spanglish was just stupid, filled with a bunch of stereotyped one-dimensional characters. Tea Leoni overacted that part to death...and Adam Sandler as a romantic lead...uggh. I can barely stand him as a "comedic" lead.

Chris

08-07-2005, 06:58 PM

LOL Adam Sandler wasn't in that movie, WTF.

spursfor

08-07-2005, 07:07 PM

Titanic is the worst piece of shit ever. Boring and lifeless until the end I nealry walked out although I was with my parents so i couldn't do much but it has to be the most overrated movie on earth even more overrated than Napoleon Dynamite.

T Park

08-07-2005, 07:22 PM

Adam Sandler wasn't in that movie, WTF.

uh, Adam Sandler was in Spanglish, yes....

Chris

08-07-2005, 08:07 PM

I thought he was still talking about Y tu Mama Tambien. My bad.

Mixability

08-07-2005, 10:36 PM

I agree with Garden State. I don't see what the big deal was with that movie at ALL.

the Green Mile is a damn good movie. Actually I read the book before seeing the movie so to me it wasn't as good as it should have been but it was still great.

WTF? Garden State was great! Maybe it's just my feelings towards Natalie Portman that gets my vote... :eyebrows

CharlieMac

08-07-2005, 10:43 PM

Spanglish is a good call. It is no where near as bad as Punch Drunk Love.

But I just remembered a movie I saw in 1999. It was called The Astronauts Wife. If you've seen it, you'd know it makes Contact look interesting. Depp was still riding his Fear and Loathing popularity, which wasn't bad, but it sure as fuck wasn't good.

ObiwanGinobili

08-07-2005, 10:49 PM

eriks - I totally agree with your pick of The Astronauts Wife... wow tht blew massive donkey dick. It was horrible. A movie Catastrophe......I'd put it on the same list as Glitter and Crossroads.

Mixability

08-07-2005, 10:50 PM

CharlieMac

08-07-2005, 10:52 PM

Punch Drunk Love was totally weird... what was with all the freakin chocolate pudding?!?!

I dunno, it's another one of those movies that just tries to damn hard to be different.

ChumpDumper

08-07-2005, 11:04 PM

but Grease 2 sucked BADOne of the most lasting screen memories I have is Michelle Pfeiffer boogie-ing away off the set as "Cool Rider" faded out. Even for a musical that was unforgettablly cheesy.

Never made it to the end of A.I.. Probably for the best....

CharlieMac

08-07-2005, 11:13 PM

Thankfully Goonies 2 was never made. I think that could have blown away a lot of movies in this thread.

ObiwanGinobili

08-07-2005, 11:16 PM

BTW- ya'll realize there are more than 9 sequals to The Land Before Time???

now that is just wrong.

Trainwreck2100

08-07-2005, 11:18 PM

BTW- ya'll realize there are more than 9 sequals to The Land Before Time???

now that is just wrong.

I have to disagree, the thing that is the most wrong are the countless movies Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have made.

Useruser666

08-08-2005, 07:52 AM

The Sixth Day - Arnold's worst movie.

The Million Dollar Hotel only art snobs would like this boring crap.

Mixability

08-08-2005, 08:25 AM

I have to disagree, the thing that is the most wrong are the countless movies Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have made.
:tu

batman2883

08-08-2005, 08:27 AM

Worse movie of all time, and i Say this with anger cause i paid to see it.......THE HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES.....that movie was so fucking stupid

Ginofan

08-08-2005, 08:36 AM

BTW- ya'll realize there are more than 9 sequals to The Land Before Time???

now that is just wrong.

I loved the first one...but tell me, did they every grow up or are they still little dinosaurs?

bigbendbruisebrother

08-08-2005, 11:06 AM

Mr. Bean

SWC Bonfire

08-08-2005, 11:12 AM

The Sixth Day - Arnold's worst movie.

The Million Dollar Hotel only art snobs would like this boring crap.

Conan had a field day with 6th Day: I ahm dee khlone...no youuah dee khlone!

But (sadly) not Arnold's worst. That would be End of Days for his post-learning to speak english (?) career.

The worst movie ever was King Solomon's Mines. Period.

Oscar DeLa

08-08-2005, 11:15 AM

i dont know what is it but people forget about Collateral Damage

SWC Bonfire

08-08-2005, 11:15 AM

i dont know what is it but people forget about Collateral Damage

I forgot Last Action Hero. Thanks for making me remember.

samikeyp

08-08-2005, 11:19 AM

Also, Zulu..another high falutin' foreign film (British) about Britains war with the Zulus. It's considered a masterpiece, but I give it :td :td

never saw that one....but saw basically the same movie in the 70's....it was pretty retched.

for me personally....Natural Born Killers....only movie I have ever walked out of.

tlongII

08-08-2005, 11:27 AM

never saw that one....but saw basically the same movie in the 70's....it was pretty retched.

for me personally....Natural Born Killers....only movie I have ever walked out of.

I agree. Natural Born Killers sucked ass and has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. The worst movie that I have not seen is probably Glitter.

bigbendbruisebrother

08-08-2005, 11:46 AM

Mission to Mars

tekdragon

08-08-2005, 12:44 PM

Con Air

"Okay, guys, huddle up. Here's the challenge: How can we possibly fuck up a movie with John Malkovich, Steve Buchemi, Danny Trejo, Ving Rhames, and Dave Chapelle?"

"I've got it! We'll get Nicolas Cage to star..."

"BRILLIANT!"

"...wait, wait, I wasn't done."

"How can it get worse than having Nicolas Cage as our action star?"

"Get this: he talks like a redneck. Ah? Ah?"

"Wow. That's pure genius. You just made Executive Producer, my boy..."

"Oh, there's more where that came from. Have I told you about my idea for the remake of the Dukes of Hazzard? Get this: Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie. Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg."

"Incredible. Hollywood is yours for the taking, son. With ideas like that, you're going to rule this town."

"I'm just getting started. Wait until my joint project written and directed by, starring, and edited by Vincent Gallo..."

Useruser666

08-08-2005, 12:44 PM

The Sixth Day is the worst Arnold. I'd rather watch Hercules in New York than that movie.

I need to add MegaForce with Barry Bozwick. OMG that was super cheesy-stupid! And the HAIR!

samikeyp

08-08-2005, 12:46 PM

I forgot about MegaForce! :lol

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/megaforce.jpg

Ed Helicopter Jones

08-08-2005, 12:49 PM

The movie that Tom Green made a few years ago was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

That's the only time in my life that I left the theater before the movie was over.

Spurminator

08-08-2005, 01:24 PM

Freddy Got Fingered?

I couldn't sit through the preview.

1Parker1

08-08-2005, 01:37 PM

Kori, I hated Forest Gump too! I have never understood why people loved that movie! The only good thing from that movie was that dumb quote that's so overused now "Life is like a box of chocolates...."

Other dumbass movies:
1) BEWITCHED--This literally has to be the worst movie EVER! Nicole Kidman talks in this weird breathy, soft voice throughout the movie, like she's have a 2 hour orgasim or soemthing and it's a remake of them remaking the orginal Bewitched...WTF?!

2) Steel Magnolia--I cry in all movies (heck I even cried in Lion King when the dad dies), but that movie had no depth in it whatsoever. I had no feelings or sympathy for Julia Roberts when she died. Really BAD!

3) Head of State--You'd think a movie with Chris Rock and Bernie Mac would have you laughing in tears---but sadly, not. Horrible movie with lameass lines. "What are you're plans for NATO?" Bernie: "I don't know no NATO, I ain't ever heard bout no NATO." :rolleyes

4) Jurassic Park 2--I LOVED the first one, 3rd one was even ok, but that second one was so dumb and pointless.

5) Ms. Congeniality 2--Seriously the worst movie EVER. No point to it whatsoever. The first one was kinda cute. I just rented the second one---I want my 5 bucks back and the 2 hours of my life I wasted watching that crap :depressed

samikeyp

08-08-2005, 02:31 PM

Nicole Kidman talks in this weird breathy, soft voice throughout the movie, like she's have a 2 hour orgasim or soemthing

this is a bad thing? :spin

1Parker1

08-08-2005, 03:12 PM

this is a bad thing? :spin

:lol You know, as soon as I wrote that, I knew someone would come back and say that.......I was just expecting Shoogar to say it, not you Samikey!

ShoogarBear

08-08-2005, 03:15 PM

:lol You know, as soon as I wrote that, I knew someone would come back and say that.......I was just expecting Shoogar to say it, not you Samikey!
Well, just so you're not disappointed, I thought it as soon as I read it, but I'm trying to improve my image. :angel

I do, however, now have "see Bewitched" as a To-Do in the 'ol Palm.

samikeyp

08-08-2005, 03:20 PM

You know, as soon as I wrote that, I knew someone would come back and say that.......I was just expecting Shoogar to say it, not you Samikey

:lmao Thanks! :)

Spursy

08-08-2005, 03:26 PM

I walked out of "Candy Man" To much horror movie cliche, and it was crap

ObiwanGinobili

08-08-2005, 03:28 PM

I walked out of "Candy Man" To much horror movie cliche, and it was crap

do you work at work?

1Parker1

08-08-2005, 03:32 PM

Well, just so you're not disappointed, I thought it as soon as I read it, but I'm trying to improve my image. :angel

I do, however, now have "see Bewitched" as a To-Do in the 'ol Palm.

:lol. In that case, I should have listed all the crappiest movies ever and just mentioned that there was sex or nudity in it, just to make you watch them :)

djohn2oo8

02-15-2015, 06:42 PM

Batman and Robin, and it happens to be on tv at this moment

Koolaid_Man

02-15-2015, 08:06 PM

This is it for me

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Plum Island

02-15-2015, 09:01 PM

The Room was so bad I went and got it so when any of my girl's annoying friends come visit I put it on.
That and The Alien Factor. Or The Milpitas Monster...

Spurminator

02-15-2015, 10:43 PM

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

redzero

02-15-2015, 10:47 PM

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

You didn't like how gravity cured Sandra Bullock's racism?

baseline bum

02-15-2015, 11:08 PM

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

I have a friend in that piece of shit movie.

Thread

02-15-2015, 11:51 PM

"Night of the Lepus" from like the mid-70's. They pumped this thing for a month before releasing it and of course I was first in line. Good Lord. It was a bunch of bunny rabbits filmed in slow motion to seem like they were on a rampage.

Silver&Black

02-16-2015, 12:42 AM

It's got to be some Adam Sandler movie.....

Little Nicky maybe?

Clipper Nation

02-16-2015, 02:03 AM

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

That movie was absolute garbage... truly the magnum opus of libtardism. How it got 75% on RottenTomatoes is beyond me, the reviewers must have been a bunch of social justice warriors. :rolleyes

The Reckoning

02-16-2015, 03:22 AM

anything with jennifer lopez

also. Legion was really really really bad. I couldn't figure out if the director gave up and started making fun of the movie or if it was failing to be serious.

CitizenDwayne

02-16-2015, 03:24 AM

Black Devil Doll from Hell.

mojorizen7

02-16-2015, 07:40 AM

anything with jennifer lopez
U Turn?

monosylab1k

02-16-2015, 08:58 AM

Generally I can suffer through a bad movie, but there's two movies I've seen that were so bad I just shut them off 30 mins in. Charlie's Angels and Boondock Saints.

Darius McCrary

02-16-2015, 09:18 AM

isn't boondock saints critically acclaimed

never seen it

Spurminator

02-16-2015, 09:54 AM

Boondock Saints is awful. About the only thing it should be good for is having a good laugh at the over-acting by Willem Dafoe and the over-directing by whoever directed it. But a lot of people actually take it seriously as a work of film.

JoeTait75

02-16-2015, 10:12 AM

isn't boondock saints critically acclaimed

never seen it

Not sure how critically acclaimed it was, but it was big with '90s hipster-types. I've never seen it.

I remember seeing Switchback with Dennis Quaid, Danny Glover and Jared Leto and having its badness kind of sneak up on me. Like, I watched the whole movie, turned it off and said to myself, "Damn, that movie sucked." Really disliked The Matrix II as well, especially that rave scene and the awkward sex scene between Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Ann Moss. Just a really bad flick.

DeadlyDynasty

02-16-2015, 10:36 AM

The Postman with Kevin Costner.

jeebus

02-16-2015, 11:23 AM

28 Weeks Later

benefactor

02-16-2015, 11:24 AM

Million Dollar Baby

jeebus

02-16-2015, 11:27 AM

and xxx state of the union. dear god.

djohn2oo8

02-16-2015, 11:31 AM

and xxx state of the union. dear god.

You mean you didn't like a movie about agent 00Negro? :lol

jeebus

02-16-2015, 11:42 AM

You mean you didn't like a movie about agent 00Negro? :lol

:cry welcome to the first tank jacking in history :cry

DMC

02-16-2015, 12:46 PM

If a movie is bad I stop watching, even if I'm in a theater. I've walked out a couple times on movies that I didn't find interesting.

Darius McCrary

02-16-2015, 12:51 PM

Not sure how critically acclaimed it was, but it was big with '90s hipster-types. I've never seen it.

I remember seeing Switchback with Dennis Quaid, Danny Glover and Jared Leto and having its badness kind of sneak up on me. Like, I watched the whole movie, turned it off and said to myself, "Damn, that movie sucked." Really disliked The Matrix II as well, especially that rave scene and the awkward sex scene between Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Ann Moss. Just a really bad flick.

Saying there were hipsters in the 90's is just plain mean and wrong lol

Big Empty

02-16-2015, 01:02 PM

the Vault

Aztecfan03

02-16-2015, 01:15 PM

isn't boondock saints critically acclaimed

never seen it

Don't think it is critically acclaimed but it has a big cult following. Nowhere near one of the worst movies ever.

hater

02-16-2015, 01:36 PM

wait, there were more Matrix movies after the 1st one???

WTF

jeebus

02-16-2015, 02:19 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE4ZOYVKwfQ

:cry knuckle up :cry

Brazil

02-16-2015, 03:08 PM

yesterday I was trying to find an easy going movie to watch while doint other stuff and I found a pearl.... I was like a movie with Kate and her boobs cannot be that bad so I started to watch "the other woman"... probably not the worst I saw but may be a top 5 worst tbh.... damn this movie fucking sucks...

Brazil

02-16-2015, 03:10 PM

It's like watching starship troopers sober... starship troopers after smoking a bunch is one of the best of all time... sober probably the worst

JudynTX

02-16-2015, 03:29 PM

anything with jennifer lopez

also. Legion was really really really bad. I couldn't figure out if the director gave up and started making fun of the movie or if it was failing to be serious.

I concur. She's a shitty actress.

Add Jennifer Aniston to that list too.

jeebus

02-16-2015, 03:29 PM

It's like watching starship troopers sober... starship troopers after smoking a bunch is one of the best of all time... sober probably the worst

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/11/-em-starship-troopers-em-one-of-the-most-misunderstood-movies-ever/281236/

CitizenDwayne

02-16-2015, 04:11 PM

Why do people have such difficulty understanding that Starship Troopers is a satire?

Brazil

02-16-2015, 04:16 PM

:lol wtf

the facts movie is a satire does not change anything of what I said. High this movie is great sober it sucks. So it's a satire then it's a great movie ? Not sure where this does make sense

leemajors

02-16-2015, 04:28 PM

i Know Who Killed Me is up there

mrsmaalox

02-17-2015, 11:48 AM

I watch more old movies than new but I like to see things that were critically acclaimed for their time. Watched "The Way We Were" a few weeks ago, what a gawd awful torturous piece of crap that was!!

ChumpDumper

02-17-2015, 11:54 AM

Oops. Wrong thread.

Borosai

02-17-2015, 02:51 PM

Not the worst ever, but I didn't finish watching Birdman. I usually finish watching the not-so-good movies, but this one was just too annoying.

Avante

02-17-2015, 04:46 PM

Eraserhead

Silver&Black

02-17-2015, 05:13 PM

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Infinite_limit

02-17-2015, 06:28 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KPB4VXRWL.jpg

ChumpDumper

02-17-2015, 06:36 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KPB4VXRWL.jpg
:cry It still hurts. :cry

Cry Havoc

02-18-2015, 12:04 AM

Why do people have such difficulty understanding that Starship Troopers is a satire?

Because people feel really superior when they get to hate on something. So rather than actually using their brains, they spew bile and shit all over the place and then feel like they improved the decor.

Cry Havoc

02-18-2015, 12:05 AM

That said, I've seen some movies that definitely didn't live up to the hype lately. This is the End was supposed to be hilarious, but idk, it was just somewhat funny.

HI-FI

02-18-2015, 12:23 AM

i can never think of the worst film and i've seen my share. i think i go a bit easy on films, maybe because i respect the hard work that goes into it, so even shitty films, i still try to make sense of it. i've never walked out of a theater while the movie was still playing, i'll follow that shit to completion.

only film I can remember not finishing on VHS was Police Academy:Mission to Moscow, and I actually enjoy the series, so maybe that is the worst film I've seen. At the very worst those films are a guilty pleasure but Moscow was so terrible it killed off the franchise.

the films that piss me off the most are soulless Oscar bait, like they are just preaching to a liberal choir and the film has no real voice. i hate those types so I rarely watch them.

two films that I thought were absolute garbage, and I thought about walking out on until they turned into beautiful works of flaming shit that I'll never forget, are Aliens vs Predator and Battle Los Angeles. I just remember being so bored with both of them until there was a key moment where it went from a B movie to absolute Grade Z shit. I really enjoy that moment when audiences realize what they are watching is so bad, they start mocking the film MST3K style.

HI-FI

02-18-2015, 12:36 AM

damn Brazil, sorry you didn't appreciate Starship Troopers. I figured as a Frenchie you would like Verhoven's view of Americans as imperialistic Nazis. The movie was very entertaining, not just the satire but the great action sequences, Phil Tippett's badass CGI, and Dina Meyer's body :jack. I even enjoyed part 3 which is admittedly not that good.

CitizenDwayne

02-18-2015, 01:35 AM

Yeah, I mean I understand not enjoying Starship Troopers, and it has its share of flaws.

But if it is even anywhere near being one of the worst movies you have ever seen, you haven't seen much.

CitizenDwayne

02-18-2015, 01:38 AM

Battle Los Angeles

This movie was garbage. The 'shaky camera' effect is totally overused, and the choreography in the action scenes is so damn confusing it's hard to tell the heroes from the villains.

I can honestly say I got more enjoyment out of Battle of Los Angeles, the straight-to-video ripoff of the Eckhart movie.

Brazil

02-18-2015, 08:55 AM

damn Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466), sorry you didn't appreciate Starship Troopers. I figured as a Frenchie you would like Verhoven's view of Americans as imperialistic Nazis. The movie was very entertaining, not just the satire but the great action sequences, Phil Tippett's badass CGI, and Dina Meyer's body :jack. I even enjoyed part 3 which is admittedly not that good.

:lol I did enjoy starship troopers... with the brain full of weed top 3 movie in history... once you get the satire stuff, plot is weak ass, actors are horrible... just saying sober movie sucks ass except for Denise Richards (prime Denise.... delicious)

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Starship+troopers+to+me+s+bugs+guns+denise+richard s+and+_4ee50d86950bdd64cf03303c760ce256.jpg

leemajors

02-18-2015, 11:14 AM

My problem with Starship Troopers is that it was an awful adaptation of a great book.

lil'mo

02-18-2015, 11:26 AM

Air Bud: Final Table - his tell is that he wags his tail

Darius McCrary

02-19-2015, 12:36 PM

Gravity was the worst movie I've ever seen.

Proxy

02-19-2015, 01:46 PM

Gravity was the worst movie I've ever seen.

why?

Spur|n|Austin

02-19-2015, 01:54 PM

Air Bud: Final Table - his tell is that he wags his tail

:lol

Darius McCrary

02-19-2015, 03:37 PM

why?
Sandra Bullock up close grunting and sighin and whining and breathing with no real plot or real movie going on

Yeah woulda been cool on Imax but still as a movie is mung

Silver&Black

02-27-2015, 08:21 PM

Just saw it on right now.....and Prometheus is just a plain awful movie.

I remember being so hype when I heard an "aliens" prequel was coming out....and they showed the "alien" for 5 seconds at the very end of the movie. Just a fucking waste of two hours tbh.

redzero

02-28-2015, 02:33 AM

Anybody get hypercritical towards movies when they are drunk? I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark again last night drunk and didn't really like the Hollywood-ness of it (the sound editing, the action, the predictable plot, etc.). It's still a good movie, and I like Indiana Jones, but it wasn't as good when I re-watched it. The same thing happened with Prisoners. And when I first saw Seven Psychopaths drunk, I hated that movie. But then again, maybe it's a bad movie.

DMC

02-28-2015, 02:42 AM

I never understood why someone would say a movie is worth watching because some girl got naked or did something erotic. You can watch hot girls fuck each other for free online all day any day. Why pay movie prices and sit through shit to see not even soft porn? The amount of praise some of you betas heap on hollywood whores is amazing.

monosylab1k

02-28-2015, 03:33 AM

Just remembered the one movie I kinda liked...until I actually considered what was actually going on, and then realized it was the most horseshit, nonsensical, godawful pile of sappy, overacted crap on this planet. Stranger Than Fiction.

Thebesteva

02-28-2015, 08:48 PM

Hands down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4N5IuLJS7Y

DMX7

02-28-2015, 09:06 PM

:lol I did enjoy starship troopers... with the brain full of weed top 3 movie in history... once you get the satire stuff, plot is weak ass, actors are horrible... just saying sober movie sucks ass except for Denise Richards (prime Denise.... delicious)

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Starship+troopers+to+me+s+bugs+guns+denise+richard s+and+_4ee50d86950bdd64cf03303c760ce256.jpg

I remember watching this terrible movie in the theater when I was a kid. Richards was the only thing keeping me from labeling it the worst movie I've ever seen (or at least tied for it).