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CosmicCowboy
04-02-2014, 04:24 PM
Who else gets em?

Blake
04-02-2014, 04:32 PM
Once every other month or so.

If you pass because you think you're too manly to get one, you're insane.

cantthinkofanything
04-02-2014, 04:51 PM
Once every other month or so.

If you pass because you think you're too manly to get one, you're insane.

If you brought an alien to Earth and showed him two scenarios:

1) Guy #1 gives $50 to some woman and then he takes off his shoes and she rubs and bathes his feet. Then he puts on his shoes and leaves.

2) Guy #2 does not do the above.

Which would look insane?

DJR210
04-02-2014, 04:58 PM
Is it because they have to bust out the belt sander to get y'alls claws to a reasonably presentable state first?

Blake
04-02-2014, 05:30 PM
If you brought an alien to Earth and showed him two scenarios:

1) Guy #1 gives $50 to some woman and then he takes off his shoes and she rubs and bathes his feet. Then he puts on his shoes and leaves.

2) Guy #2 does not do the above.

Which would look insane?

is guy #2 unable to afford it?

chunticakes
04-02-2014, 06:15 PM
it's a good place to go with a chick.

KarmaKarma
04-02-2014, 08:54 PM
If you brought an alien to Earth and showed him two scenarios:

1) Guy #1 gives $50 to some woman and then he takes off his shoes and she rubs and bathes his feet. Then he puts on his shoes and leaves.

2) Guy #2 does not do the above.

true.
Which would look insane?

baseline bum
04-02-2014, 10:04 PM
I don't get it? What's the point?

Blake
04-02-2014, 11:37 PM
Leg/foot massages while sitting in a massage chair drinking adult beverages if you go to the right place.

I'll be honest, I probably would never go by myself. Its a great date thing.

JudynTX
04-03-2014, 10:01 AM
Who else gets em?

I hope every man that has crusty feet gets them. You say you don't like women with crusty feet, well we don't like seeing it either on men's feet. :td

I just know they are lousy tippers. :lmao

mrsmaalox
04-03-2014, 10:04 AM
Twice a month. Nothing grosser than gnarly feet.

CosmicCowboy
04-03-2014, 10:19 AM
I hope every man that has crusty feet gets them. You say you don't like women with crusty feet, well we don't like seeing it either on men's feet. :td

I just know they are lousy tippers. :lmao

Am not!

Tipped her $20!

mrsmaalox
04-03-2014, 10:23 AM
Am not!

Tipped her $20!

You tipped $20? For a pedicure?!? Must have got the super spa deluxe with paraffin wax and happy ending :lol

CosmicCowboy
04-03-2014, 11:05 AM
You tipped $20? For a pedicure?!? Must have got the super spa deluxe with paraffin wax and happy ending :lol

:cooldevil

she worked me over for two hours...:p:

My feet are as soft as Koolaid now!

CosmicCowboy
04-03-2014, 11:11 AM
Seriously, I've had at least half my toes smashed at one time or another and even had to cut a steel toed boot off my foot once. second growth toenails never come back as nice as the original.

tlongII
04-03-2014, 11:34 AM
Never had one. But I have very attractive feet.

CosmicCowboy
04-03-2014, 11:41 AM
Never had one. But I have very attractive feet.

Well, at least god gave you attractive feet. You need all the help you can get. :p:

tlongII
04-03-2014, 11:43 AM
Oh jeebus. We're not going to get into another god discussion are we?

Spur|n|Austin
04-03-2014, 11:45 AM
I've been once before and it was awesome. Haven't been in years, but wouldn't be opposed to it. I keep my feet smooth as Kool's bald head tho.

JudynTX
04-03-2014, 01:07 PM
Am not!

Tipped her $20!

Good! :D


I've been once before and it was awesome. Haven't been in years, but wouldn't be opposed to it. I keep my feet smooth as Kool's bald head tho.

How do you keep your feet smooth? I put vaseline on the bottom of my feet, put socks on before going to bed. Soft as a....nevermind :lol

Spur|n|Austin
04-03-2014, 01:09 PM
Good! :D



How do you keep your feet smooth? I put vaseline on the bottom of my feet, put socks on before going to bed. Soft as a....nevermind :lol

I dunno haha, I guess it's just natural. I never walk around barefoot, like ever, unless I'm at the pool, lake or beach. Guess that helps? If they start to dry up I just put lotion on them.

JudynTX
04-03-2014, 01:21 PM
I dunno haha, I guess it's just natural. I never walk around barefoot, like ever, unless I'm at the pool, lake or beach. Guess that helps? If they start to dry up I just put lotion on them.

:tu I'm sure fiance appreciates that.

Katherine Robinson
04-03-2014, 01:25 PM
The Lord and Jesus Christ have given me feet which do not require professional upkeep.

DJR210
04-03-2014, 02:16 PM
You tipped $20? For a pedicure?!? Must have got the super spa deluxe with paraffin wax and happy ending :lol

Is that what you usually get?


The Lord and Jesus Christ have given me feet which do not require professional upkeep.

:lol

mrsmaalox
04-03-2014, 02:19 PM
Is that what you usually get?

No happy ending for me, I only tip $5 ;)

Blake
04-03-2014, 04:36 PM
Jesus with the male foot fetish


John 13

4 *so he (Jesus) got up from the meal, took off his outer clothing, and wrapped a towel around his waist.

6 he came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”

7 Jesus replied,*“You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.”

8*“No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.”Jesus answered,*“Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”

12*When he had finished washing their feet, he put on his clothes and returned to his place.

CosmicCowboy
04-03-2014, 04:41 PM
Jesus with the male foot fetish

Yeah that part always seemed so gay. I wonder if Simon got a happy ending? And if he did, did he tip?

Blake
04-03-2014, 04:43 PM
Yeah that part always seemed so gay. I wonder if Simon got a happy ending? And if he did, did he tip?

:lol

Insomniac
04-04-2014, 12:19 AM
I don't worry about my feet.

xmas1997
04-08-2014, 01:21 PM
Once every other month or so.

If you pass because you think you're too manly to get one, you're insane.

One of the few things we agree on.