Phillip
04-08-2014, 01:38 PM
Do you ever just get the urge to punch someone in the face, for like no reason at all?
Sometimes I do. I just get bored at work, so I go find the first woman available, and beat her with my bare fists until she looks like this:
http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-10-greatest-gross-out-moments-of-the-90s-08-420-75.jpg
Then sometimes just for fun, I will throw the next person I see through a window and stomp him in the nuts. Last time I did this, a police officer tried to taze me. I dragon kicked the tazer out of his hand, sweep kicked him to the floor, then slammed his head in with an office chair.
Have you ever done that?
Sometimes I do. I just get bored at work, so I go find the first woman available, and beat her with my bare fists until she looks like this:
http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-10-greatest-gross-out-moments-of-the-90s-08-420-75.jpg
Then sometimes just for fun, I will throw the next person I see through a window and stomp him in the nuts. Last time I did this, a police officer tried to taze me. I dragon kicked the tazer out of his hand, sweep kicked him to the floor, then slammed his head in with an office chair.
Have you ever done that?