Investment ideas..

[HarlemHeat37]

Anybody have any strong investments/investment ideas at the moment?..any online business ideas, as well?..

Any side hustles that are generating well, tbh?..

For a reason I won't disclose, I was given $31 000 a few weeks ago, and I've been trying to find a good way to use it, rather than blowing it, tbh..I don't have any substantial debt, my savings/long term investment accounts are where I want them to be, I'm content with my car, I already put a lot of side money into gambling:lol and I don't really have any dream purchases at the moment, so the money would just sit in my account, otherwise..

[TDMVPDPOY]

31k? go do what some nerd in the pc section did....went out and bout the latest mac pro....so he can posts on spurstalk...think it was around +12k for the system...lmao pixels

[Fpoonsie]

For a reason I won't disclose, I was given $31 000 a few weeks ago,

Are people finally paying YOU to do stuff to your ass?

[Wild Cobra]

I'm partial to a few of the fidelity funds like this one:

https://fundresearch.fidelity.com/mutual-funds/summary/316071109

Buy, don't put all your eggs in one basket.

[jeebus]

invest in a set of balls so you're not a little bitch 24/7

[RD2191]

invest in a set of balls so you're not a little bitch 24/7
:lmao

[spurraider21]

Does Costco sell prostate exams in bulk?

[Kawhi]

invest in a set of balls so you're not a little bitch 24/7Mitchell and CN would suck them dry, danny would too but he only likes little boys

[Venti Quattro]

HarlemHeat37 https://www.jpmorganfunds.com/cm/Satellite?UserFriendlyURL=fundoverview&pagename=jpmfVanityWrapper&cusip=4812C0506

[Rogue]

donate it to any LGBT rights organization, imho

[spurraider21]

seriously though i would just dump it into a more aggressive investment account than the one you already have. i have a moderately aggressive chase investment account that does pretty well, and its liquid (i can pull money out anytime, not that i ever have had to).

[Sybok]

I'm partial to a few of the fidelity funds like this one:

https://fundresearch.fidelity.com/mutual-funds/summary/316071109

Buy, don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Jesus... he's got 31K. It's not like he's Bill Gates.

[Sybok]

You're going to worry about it. Go out and buy something you want with it. Life is too short to nest egg 31K.

[TSA]

Anybody have any strong investments/investment ideas at the moment?..any online business ideas, as well?..

Any side hustles that are generating well, tbh?..

For a reason I won't disclose, I was given $31 000 a few weeks ago, and I've been trying to find a good way to use it, rather than blowing it, tbh..I don't have any substantial debt, my savings/long term investment accounts are where I want them to be, I'm content with my car, I already put a lot of side money into gambling:lol and I don't really have any dream purchases at the moment, so the money would just sit in my account, otherwise..

1. Buy guns, magazines, ammo
2. Wait for next mass murder/democratic president
3. ?????
4. Profit

I'd be willing to do the purchasing/selling for a reasonable fee. I don't see anyone else here with a legitimate plan to easily double your money. PM me for details.

[Sybok]

I'd stay away from buying ammo. I'd only buy class 3 weapons, nothing that's still be manufactured.

[HarlemHeat37]

You're going to worry about it. Go out and buy something you want with it. Life is too short to nest egg 31K.

Not trying to plan for my retirement or anything:lol, that's dozens of years away, it's just additional money that I don't care about losing..I could just add it to my poker account and say fuck it, but I figure some people here know how to make some money..

[SnakeBoy]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206658&highlight=bionitrogen

A year from now you will have a million dollars...or zero.

[spurraider21]

bitcoin

[Clipper Nation]

Invest it in gold and silver, tbh....

[InRareForm]

Always bet on Black..

take it to local casino... flip it to 100k.

[Robz4000]

Send it to :cry it still hurts :cry and buy the site/admin and do what needs to be done...

[Venti Quattro]

Jesus... he's got 31K. It's not like he's Bill Gates.

Minimum to invest is $2,500... If I were him I'm totally taking a crack at it


bitcoin

Dogecoin > bitcoin

[Big Empty]

Let citigroup anounce its earnings & let the stock go down another dollar or two since they will miss their mark. Then put ur money in it. This is long term 2-5 years. When the fed allows them to increase thier dividend next year & allows them to buy back stock their stock price is going to go through the roof. They are already tradinging u der thier book value big time. I see their stock price being between 60-65 a share by the end on 2015. Any short term investment strategies are dumb unless ur an option trader

[The Reckoning]

all in municipal bonds imo

[The Reckoning]

oh w8 nvm canadian roflcopter

[The Reckoning]

id just spread out your risk and if something looks promising pull out of stagnant options and go for it

[The Reckoning]

or take that money to Scandinavia, impregnate a local and live off the Swedish purse for the rest of your life

[Koolaid_Man]

You're not only a client but you'll be the dildo riding president:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/11cc789e-eda8-48e5-81c3-d732c87db60d_zpscf4821eb.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Let citigroup anounce its earnings & let the stock go down another dollar or two since they will miss their mark. Then put ur money in it. This is long term 2-5 years. When the fed allows them to increase thier dividend next year & allows them to buy back stock their stock price is going to go through the roof. They are already tradinging u der thier book value big time. I see their stock price being between 60-65 a share by the end on 2015. Any short term investment strategies are dumb unless ur an option trader
Interesting thought, but what if the Fed still doesn't allow them next year? JPM and WFC look like better investments imo. They also have buy back plans laid out for 2014-15

[TSA]

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1. Buy knives/swithblades/machetes
2. Wait for next mass stabbing/democratic president
3. ?????
4. Profit

I'd be willing to do the purchasing/selling for a reasonable fee. I don't see anyone else here with a legitimate plan to easily double your money. PM me for details.

[Koolaid_Man]

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I'm still waiting to see pics of your girl..PM me dawg...

[TSA]

I'm still waiting to see pics of your girl..PM me dawg...

sent

[SnakeBoy]

For a long term investment check out TAXI. Company has a good track record and pays almost 7% dividend.

[Koolaid_Man]

sent

She nice brah....she looks like Katherine Heigl....you flaking out on me though....I don't need a pic with your ugly mug in it...I need one with just her and in a bikini with no sun glasses either...send me another one...least you can do after the 50 spot... ;-)

[TSA]

She nice brah....she looks like Katherine Heigl....you flaking out on me though....I don't need a pic with your ugly mug in it...I need one with just her and in a bikini with no sun glasses either...send me another one...least you can do after the 50 spot... ;-)

That's all I had in my photobucket at the moment. If I had more there I'd share them but I don't really feel like uploading more just to show you. She's hot as fuck in a bikini too, fantastic ass. FREAK in bed, loves giving head. I'm set.

[Koolaid_Man]

That's all I had in my photobucket at the moment. If I had more there I'd share them but I don't really feel like uploading more just to show you. She's hot as fuck in a bikini too, fantastic ass. FREAK in bed, loves giving head. I'm set.

She is hot...I give you credit...Lebomb's girl is hot too...Lebomb was a true gentleman he sent me the good shots...it's not like I will ever fuck your girl unless we go in business together...I'm close to finding some land in Socal....so when you get time holla at me in PM dawg...I need to be able to judge her rack and curves to determine if she's the freak you say she is...

PS: I'd have her using ice bags on her pussy when I'm done...hope you hitting that shit right :lol

[TSA]

She is hot...I give you credit...Lebomb's girl is hot too...Lebomb was a true gentleman he sent me the good shots...it's not like I will ever fuck your girl unless we go in business together...I'm close to finding some land in Socal....so when you get time holla at me in PM dawg...I need to be able to judge her rack and curves to determine if she's the freak you say she is...

PS: I'd have her using ice bags on her pussy when I'm done...hope you hitting that shit right :lol

It's lines like the one I bolded that let everyone know you're all bullshit, what do a woman's rack and curves have to do with her being a freak or not? Granted my girls got the body and is a freak, but the two aren't mutually exclusive, as any true player would know. Btw her hair is now died dark brown so be sure to imagine that when your rubbing one out, also I don't have a beard anymore if that helps.

[Koolaid_Man]

It's lines like the one I bolded that let everyone know you're all bullshit, what do a woman's rack and curves have to do with her being a freak or not? Granted my girls got the body and is a freak, but the two aren't mutually exclusive, as any true player would know. Btw her hair is now died dark brown so be sure to imagine that when your rubbing one out, also I don't have a beard anymore if that helps.

I'm part of the FBI crew...stop emo'ing and send the pic...

[TSA]

I'm part of the FBI crew...stop emo'ing and send the pic...

Like I said don't have any bikini pics in photobucket, only other one I have in there is her shooting her AR15.

[Koolaid_Man]

Like I said don't have any bikini pics in photobucket, only other one I have in there is her shooting her AR15.

then tell her this evening over a glass of merlot and salmon avocado salad...say: "Honey now listen up...I got a black friend named Kool and he wants to see you ass naked but he'll settle for a bikini shot...so get undressed and put this on." :lol

[Das Texan]

Producing Oil & Gas Well.

[TSA]

then tell her this evening over a glass of merlot and salmon avocado salad...say: "Honey now listen up...I got a black friend named Kool and he wants to see you ass naked but he'll settle for a bikini shot...so get undressed and put this on." :lol

"TSA, why in the fuck did you pour me a glass of Merlot? Open me a bottle of Caymus you dipshit. And why the fuck are you cooking salmon? Throw that away and grab the Yellowtail you caught last weekend for fucks sake. And why in the fuck does some guy who say's he's a player need a picture of me in my bikini? He doesn't sound like much of a player to me asking for random girls pictures. Oh wait this is the guy who paypalled you the $50 for the bourbon........ask him how much he'll pay for a bikini shot" :lol That is how it would go my man.

[DPG21920]

I had a good business idea called "Short Changed" (it's funny because not only am I short, but it plays into the theme of the business!):

So anyone (probably mostly males, but could be anyone) that brings a case to you where they had a judgement against them (think alimony) where it was pretty much crap and they were "short changed" you offer to not only deliver their payment (monthly, lump sum, whatever...) all in change, but film it for them. You deliver this money where they ask, but you film the entire thing and they get the video of the reaction when you dump the bags of change on the doorstep while saying "now you know what it's like to be short changed".

Create t-shirts, post the vids on the website, start a blog with "short change meltdown of the week"...all kinds of great ideas. For an added bonus, you can buy a few of those coin star machines as well. Not only are you making money off the exchange of coins for cash, but that machine is giving you the coins you need for Short Changed.

I'd buy that for a dollar..

[Koolaid_Man]

"TSA, why in the fuck did you pour me a glass of Merlot? Open me a bottle of Caymus you dipshit. And why the fuck are you cooking salmon? Throw that away and grab the Yellowtail you caught last weekend for fucks sake. And why in the fuck does some guy who say's he's a player need a picture of me in my bikini? He doesn't sound like much of a player to me asking for random girls pictures. Oh wait this is the guy who paypalled you the $50 for the bourbon........ask him how much he'll pay for a bikini shot" :lol That is how it would go my man.

I'm not a player....I just crush a lot:hat ...

I think it would go like this:

x3AaJivKmzw

[CosmicCowboy]

"TSA, why in the fuck did you pour me a glass of Merlot? Open me a bottle of Caymus you dipshit. And why the fuck are you cooking salmon? Throw that away and grab the Yellowtail you caught last weekend for fucks sake. And why in the fuck does some guy who say's he's a player need a picture of me in my bikini? He doesn't sound like much of a player to me asking for random girls pictures. Oh wait this is the guy who paypalled you the $50 for the bourbon........ask him how much he'll pay for a bikini shot" :lol That is how it would go my man.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[hater]

31k is a bag of peanuts

why in the world would you waste your time investing such lowly amount :lol

[Venti Quattro]

31k is a bag of peanuts

why in the world would you waste your time investing such lowly amount :lol

Investing > spending on things you don't need

Always remember that.

[hater]

Investing > spending on things you don't need

Always remember that.

never said investing is a bad idea. But you invest something worth a shit. Not a miserable 31K dollars :lol

[Venti Quattro]

never said investing is a bad idea. But you invest something worth a shit. Not a miserable 31K dollars :lol

I started investing with $5,000 in college. You can start from small things. It's a misconception that investing requires big money. When you've developed a good habit that's where you start putting in $100k or up.

[CosmicCowboy]

never said investing is a bad idea. But you invest something worth a shit. Not a miserable 31K dollars :lol

So high roller, how much do YOU have in the market?

[dirk4mvp]

Mffl stretch made tons of money printing and selling LeBron to Dallas tshirts in 2010.

[DPG21920]

Lol

[Big Empty]

Interesting thought, but what if the Fed still doesn't allow them next year? JPM and WFC look like better investments imo. They also have buy back plans laid out for 2014-15
i agree with that. those banks are def a safer bet and all banks stocks will continue to improve in my opinion. but citi has the potential for greater appreciation imo. yes, they are riskier but still a company that isnt going anywhere. cant go wrong with what you said though.

[Venti Quattro]

i agree with that. those banks are def a safer bet and all banks stocks will continue to improve in my opinion. but citi has the potential for greater appreciation imo. yes, they are riskier but still a company that isnt going anywhere. cant go wrong with what you said though.

Your idea is good imo but I just have my doubts with C. They were one of the hardest hit when the financial crisis came while JPM and WFC survived. WFC has repaid their debts to the government, and JPM... well... they were the only bank to post a profit during the 2008 Financial crisis, and still remains very profitable despite paying several penalties for the London Whale and the financial crisis.

[Nbadan]

Stock market is a gamble right now...wait till it crashes again....

Rents are high in SA.....use the $$ as seed money to buy and rehab investment property

[Venti Quattro]

Stock market is a gamble right now...wait till it crashes again....

It's been proven that the stock market goes through cycles of hit and shit... the onus is on these publicly-traded companies to be prepared for a severe downturn. That's why long-term investment in blue chips is the safest bet. Investing in gimmick stocks and property is cool but once a downturn hits, the joke will be on you

[Gummi Clutch]

Are people finally paying YOU to do stuff to your ass?


invest in a set of balls so you're not a little bitch 24/7


Mitchell and CN would suck them dry, danny would too but he only likes little boys

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Nbadan]

It's been proven that the stock market goes through cycles of hit and shit... the onus is on these publicly-traded companies to be prepared for a severe downturn. That's why long-term investment in blue chips is the safest bet. Investing in gimmick stocks and property is cool but once a downturn hits, the joke will be on you

The stock market is rigged...yeah you can make gains, but when the shit hits the fan you'll lose a lot of those gains unless you bail at the right time.....on the other hand I own 2 properties where I am clearing 800 per month and the property mortgages are being paid..shit hits the fan...I sell the properties...can't sell worthless stocks...

[sook]

The stock market is rigged...yeah you can make gains, but when the shit hits the fan you'll lose a lot of those gains unless you bail at the right time.....on the other hand I own 2 properties where I am clearing 800 per month and the property mortgages are being paid..shit hits the fan...I sell the properties...can't sell worthless stocks...
Well yea, thats because you're investing in something tangible like real estate as opposed to a volatile virtual assessment.

[Gummi Clutch]

It'll probably cover Devry or an ITT tech course you Canadian savage :lmao

Sucks they don't have an education system north of the wall though

[Nbadan]

I'm all into a diversified portfolio....but with the stock market already at all time highs, and fast traders taking profits at the expense of everyone else, I question whether its the right time to jump into the market with both feet....that's why my advice is to thread carefully, and jump in after the next crash...

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm all into a diversified portfolio....but with the stock market already at all time highs, and fast traders taking profits at the expense of everyone else, I question whether its the right time to jump into the market with both feet....that's why my advice is to thread carefully, and jump in after the next crash...

As a general rule I avoid the markets but have to agree with Dan on this one. It's hard to justify buying in at the peak.

[Venti Quattro]

The financial crisis in 2008 taught us a loooot of things. I think that you can still jump on stocks becuase the market is still pretty fresh from the effects of 2008. My investment strategy is blue chip long-term growth

[cantthinkofanything]

Anybody have any strong investments/investment ideas at the moment?..any online business ideas, as well?..

Any side hustles that are generating well, tbh?..

For a reason I won't disclose, I was given $31 000 a few weeks ago, and I've been trying to find a good way to use it, rather than blowing it, tbh..I don't have any substantial debt, my savings/long term investment accounts are where I want them to be, I'm content with my car, I already put a lot of side money into gambling:lol and I don't really have any dream purchases at the moment, so the money would just sit in my account, otherwise..

You could have sex with your mom.
And you'd still have $31,000 left.

[TDMVPDPOY]

You could have sex with your mom.
And you'd still have $31,000 left.

the chances of that is very high since its within the french canadas culture

[InRareForm]

The financial crisis in 2008 taught us a loooot of things. I think that you can still jump on stocks becuase the market is still pretty fresh from the effects of 2008. My investment strategy is blue chip long-term growth

Which stocks in particular?

[Venti Quattro]

Which stocks in particular?
Start with the stocks that make up the DJIA because these are mostly mega-caps w/c are household names.

[Thebesteva]

invest in a set of balls so you're not a little bitch 24/7

:lol...seriously though Harlem, asking an internet board on how to invest $31k? The best thing to do is to save it for now and not rush into investing it. Perhaps save it till it gets to $150-200 k and then purchase property or a condo and rent it out.

[HarlemHeat37]

^^:lol I obviously did my research, but it's good to ask for opinions from different people..this forum has some intelligent people, tbh..

And again, this isn't money that carries any weight of importance for me, nor will it play a key factor in my future, it's free money that I don't need for any particular reason, so some of these answers don't make any sense:lol..

[Thebesteva]

^^:lol I obviously did my research, but it's good to ask for opinions from different people..this forum has some intelligent people, tbh..

And again, this isn't money that carries any weight of importance for me, nor will it play a key factor in my future, it's free money that I don't need for any particular reason, so some of these answers don't make any sense:lol..

How's the idea of saving to buy a legit condo? If you buy property that you can rent out to people a solid portion of your life is set. Of course you'll need more than $31 k but its a starting point to save up.

[Phillip]

invest in koriwhat to help him get an apprenticeship in tattooing

[Phillip]

You could have sex with your mom.
And you'd still have $31,000 left.

this is the first post ive seen from you in probably a year or two, because i almost never come in here.

you are still retarded as crap

[HarlemHeat37]

How's the idea of saving to buy a legit condo? If you buy property that you can rent out to people a solid portion of your life is set. Of course you'll need more than $31 k but its a starting point to save up.

I actually bought a condo a 2 years ago, my parents have been living in it(had to move them out of the ghetto) but they'll be moving overseas this September..I obviously haven't made any money from it, so far, but the increase in value has been as well as expected, and I'll have to decide whether I should just sell it or rent it out..I've heard mixed reviews about renting out, tbh..

[Thebesteva]

I actually bought a condo a 2 years ago, my parents have been living in it(had to move them out of the ghetto) but they'll be moving overseas this September..I obviously haven't made any money from it, so far, but the increase in value has been as well as expected, and I'll have to decide whether I should just sell it or rent it out..I've heard mixed reviews about renting out, tbh..

I wouldn't sell it, wait till the market is better. Renting it out can be a pain in the ass. Overall, I'd just hold on to the $31 k, that's the best thing to do for now. Let a business idea strike you and then spend the money.

[Wild Cobra]

I actually bought a condo a 2 years ago, my parents have been living in it(had to move them out of the ghetto) but they'll be moving overseas this September..I obviously haven't made any money from it, so far, but the increase in value has been as well as expected, and I'll have to decide whether I should just sell it or rent it out..I've heard mixed reviews about renting out, tbh..

[Wild Cobra]

I wouldn't sell it, wait till the market is better. Renting it out can be a pain in the ass. Overall, I'd just hold on to the $31 k, that's the best thing to do for now. Let a business idea strike you and then spend the money.
Find a corporate renter, even if you get a low rent, at least for now. They often have people temporarily moving around wanting places for employees to live short term rather than in hotels.

[chunticakes]

buy some codones, tbh.

[Venti Quattro]

I've heard mixed reviews about renting out, tbh..

Renting > selling. If your property is in a prime spot (eg. near commercial spots) then it makes more sense to rent out your place since there will always be takers

But the danger is what if they suck at paying their rent, and that's where you do a little background check

[DeadlyDynasty]

buy some codones, tbh.
:lol

[Fabbs]

Bet on the Lakers opponent.

[CosmicCowboy]

I actually bought a condo a 2 years ago, my parents have been living in it(had to move them out of the ghetto) but they'll be moving overseas this September..I obviously haven't made any money from it, so far, but the increase in value has been as well as expected, and I'll have to decide whether I should just sell it or rent it out..I've heard mixed reviews about renting out, tbh..

Real estate values are always about location. If the condo is in a good location where you think it will continue to increase in value and you are handy with tools and can do minor home repairs, plumbing, painting, etc. renting is probably the way to go IMHO.

That's what I plan to do with my daughters house that I bought when she decides to move up to a bigger house. Houses in her neighborhood are going up 5%+ a year.

You just have to qualify your renters. Do a complete background check, credit check, etc. Solid people rarely do a 180 in their lives and trash a rent house and ruin their credit.

[Venti Quattro]

GOD DAMN IT. JPM missed their estimates and the stock is down by 3% :cry :cry

At least Wells Fargo gave me something to cheer for. Thinking of dumping JPM for WFC...

[GoodOdor]

Real estate values are always about location. If the condo is in a good location where you think it will continue to increase in value and you are handy with tools and can do minor home repairs, plumbing, painting, etc. renting is probably the way to go IMHO.

That's what I plan to do with my daughters house that I bought when she decides to move up to a bigger house. Houses in her neighborhood are going up 5%+ a year.

You just have to qualify your renters. Do a complete background check, credit check, etc. Solid people rarely do a 180 in their lives and trash a rent house and ruin their credit.

Maybe even offer a slightly below market rate so you got lots of applicants - and you can choose the best one who will be grateful for getting a deal.

[Big Empty]

GOD DAMN IT. JPM missed their estimates and the stock is down by 3% :cry :cry

At least Wells Fargo gave me something to cheer for. Thinking of dumping JPM for WFC...chasin tha dragon. you should buy more jpm :) its ata bargain

[Rogue]

Jews will always steal your money away at the end of day no matter what you invest in. To me, every penny spent on education is a wise investment because money comes and goes, but knowledge/intelligence never escapes you.

[angrydude]

Buy a 3x reverse dow etf.

Then if you don't get out in time before you get monkey-hammered by the fed in a week sell it and buy a 3x long etf.

diversification is for pussies.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

donate it to any LGBT rights organization, imho

How long have you been taking hormones?

[Nbadan]

If it's play money then spend it on hookers and blow....


seriously though....buy some $50 lottery tickets and see if you can win life-changing money...

[Big Empty]

**ahem*** citi