Dad killer to stranger: "Can I smash your wife?"

[JohnnyMax]

http://tabrag.com/portfolio/michael-jordan-is-no-hero/

I remember growing up playing basketball in my backyard one-on-one with Michael Jordan. My dumb ass would always let him win because he was god to to me. You can never defy God. MJ was my world: I had the shoes, the calendar, and ate my Wheaties everyday. I was a kid who fell for the system. A small Persian kid who grew up on Magic but was stolen by Jordan. My point is, as children we have idols. They push us to achieve and to dream. My dreams got me here…wherever here is. You feel me?

In 2005, I met my God…my idol, Michael Jordan, in Salt Lake City at another Golf Celebrity Tournament. I wasn’t Nik Richie, I was Hooman Karamian, the OC brat living in Scottsdale trying to make ends meet. I could barely afford the flight. But I had a VIP pass given to me by my first wife who busted her ass to throw a party for these mythical athletes/celebs.


I stood there next to Michael Jordan, staring at him wondering what the fukk do I say. I had my moment that night. My hero stood there, shook my hand, and asked me something that changed my world. He looked down on me and asked me “Can I fukk your wife?” and I laughed thinking it was a funny joke. The thing was he wasn’t kidding. Yes, MJ had been drinking, but he was 100% serious. He then said, “Let me know.” My heart dropped and that was it. As mad as I was at my hero I was more mad at myself for worshipping something that was never real.

They say there are moments in your life that scar your mind. This was a strike in my mindset, a shift in trust. The worst people in this world are the ones on top.

[Dallas]

At least he asked.

[JoeTait75]

That's what you get for being a jock-sniffer.

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

someone needs to posts up that pic of jordans previous victim that looks like a hippo

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and loved that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbh..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the shittiest human beings on the planet:lol..you have to be quite the piece of shit to sacrifice your father for your gambling habits..

Only Kobe is comparable, but at least Kobe grew up without friends/social skills, thus having an excuse..

[TDMVPDPOY]

:lol it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and idolized that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbb..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the shittiest human beings on the planet:lol..

lol slow motion instant replay made it look like he can walk on air, nique got robbed of a slam dunk comp

this clown was n othing more that a chucker

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and idolized that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbb..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the shittiest human beings on the planet:lol..

The best players of all time.
Graduated from a top school. (UNC)
Entrepreneur.
Owner of an NBA franchise.
Has own shoe brand.

Face it.. everyone wants to be "Like Mike".

[The Gemini Method]

Those are heavy accomplishments--no doubt about it. But doesn't mean the dude isn't a despicable human being.

[HarlemHeat37]

One of the best players of all time.
Graduated from a top school. (UNC)
Entrepreneur.
Owner of an NBA franchise.
Has own shoe brand.
Everyone wants to be "Like Mike".

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

Anybody who wants to be like Mike is a fucking moron, tbh:lol..good luck being like Mike without being born with super-human genetics that negate your lack of social skills, intelligence and traits of human decency..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

Those sound like a bunch of assumptions. The Cats are a 6 seed this year. & Pippen says he was the best teammate he's ever had... and so did Rodman.. who was apart of the Bad Boys.

[JoeTait75]

:lol it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and loved that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbh.

:cryThose 75-71 Knicks-Heat games were the golden age of basketball:cry

[Clipper Nation]

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office
You forgot:

- Larry Bird's bitch
- Kevin Durant-style reffing
- Stern changed rules to help him win
- Stern covered up his gambling suspension
- The NBA markets him as a demigod despite being a terrible person
- Legion of stans who are convinced he never lost a game or missed a shot

[JoeTait75]

Those are heavy accomplishments--no doubt about it. But doesn't mean the dude isn't a despicable human being.

You can be a sociopath and accomplish a lot in life as long as you're not the type that strangles people because it gives you a hard-on.

[The Gemini Method]

You can be a sociopath and accomplish a lot in life as long as you're not the type that strangles people because it gives you a hard-on.

Well, Ted Bundy was doing both until the psychopath part in him got the better of the successful part...tbh

[DJR210]

I'm sure Chewbacca can reference a certain poster in this thread..

[RsxPiimp]

Pics of the wife pls

[RsxPiimp]

Makes you appreciate Lebron quite honestly and this is coming from one of MJ's biggest fan in the 90's,

[DJR210]

Pics of the wife pls

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g2TvjawNjyA/TR42OtJ7IuI/AAAAAAAAAP8/9RP-iRH1COc/s1600/fat-ugly-goth.jpg

[Chris]

Not surprised tbh, the elite or those at the top of the money food chain are mostly into pedophilia and similar acts of lust

[Double-Up]

At least he didn't rape a bitch then finish himself off. On the court dominance...hell don't even need words to explain.

[JamStone]

At least he asked.

Actually if true this is one of the few examples of a Jeremy Lin in Michael's perceived alpha armour. An alpha wouldn't ask.

[lefty]

Actually if true this is one of the few examples of a Jeremy Lin in Michael's perceived alpha armour. An alpha wouldn't ask.
Alphas don't rape either

[Thebesteva]

spurraider21 :lmao did you read this story?

[JamStone]

Alphas don't rape either

Moral or immoral, legal or illegal, right or wrong, if you think about it, rape is more identifiable as an alpha trait than a beta trait.

[lefty]

Moral or immoral, legal or illegal, right or wrong, if you think about it, rape is more identifiable as an alpha trait than a beta trait.
actually its very beta


If a woman doenst want to fuck you and you are forced to rape her, then you are a beta

[JamStone]

If someone is forcing you to rape a woman, then yes. If you rape because you want to, then no. I'm not condoning rape. Its a horrible crime. But it's not a beta trait.

[Brazil]

this clown was n othing more that a chucker

:lmao you are the fucking clown tbh

[ambchang]

Jordan is a deplorable human being.

Driving his high school coach insane by lying about being cut from high school basketball when his coach actually put him on varsity because he saw Jordan as too good for JV.
He was a womanizer (well, a good trait according to most folks on ST)
He was petty (Isiah Thomas, though Thomas was a jerk in the same league)
He was fake (befriending Charles Barkley because chuck was his biggest obstacle)
He was a bully (backed down after Kerr, Cartrwright fought back)

That said, he's still one of the greatest basketball player ever.

[spurraider21]

spurraider21 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31905) :lmao did you read this story?
:lmao I told you Persian Armenian guys are the biggest pussies of them all. That's why dads want their daughters to date Persian Armenian guys, but never Persian Armenian girls

[The Gemini Method]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

[UZER]

Makes you appreciate Lebron quite honestly and this is coming from one of MJ's biggest fan in the 90's,

MJ fan? Never would've guessed it.

*blue font*

[spurraider21]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.
Yep. Like the "shift it" guy and Lakersarethebesteva

[baseline bum]

:lol it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and loved that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbh..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the shittiest human beings on the planet:lol..you have to be quite the piece of shit to sacrifice your father for your gambling habits..

Only Kobe is comparable, but at least Kobe grew up without friends/social skills, thus having an excuse..

Pretty sad that everyone grows up wanting to be Jordan, no one wants to be Muhammad Ali.

[Sybok]

It's all the same. It's not because he was tall or athletic or gifted. It's because he was a spook.

[baseline bum]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

Nothing like a good bush to bury your face in tbh

[The Gemini Method]

Nothing like a good bush to bury your face in tbh

To be honest, it has been a while since I've seen a noteworthy bush...furbush

[HarlemHeat37]

Bushes are underrated, tbh..only black hair, though..

[baseline bum]

The era of the girl scout shave had its run, but always been a fan of the classic tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I would've named a price, cashed the check, then catch her in the act and sue for divorce. You can always get another wife.

[The Gemini Method]

I would've named a price, cashed the check, then catch her in the act and sue for divorce. You can always get another wife.

But the question is: why would you want to?

[DeadlyDynasty]

But the question is: why would you want to?
Another dust chip I can use to get $ from MJ. Ery'day i'm hustlinnnnnnnnnnn'

[The Gemini Method]

Another dust chip I can use to get $ from MJ. Ery'day i'm hustlinnnnnnnnnnn'

Good point. Gotta make sure she white and in her early 20's, too. So I see your scheme bruh, it is hustlin' top-notch.

[baseline bum]

:cryThose 75-71 Knicks-Heat games were the golden age of basketball:cry

Shit's hilarious that the Spurs were boring when they won games scoring in the 90s but everyone found Chicago winning games scoring in the 80s exciting.

[baseline bum]

I would've named a price, cashed the check, then catch her in the act and sue for divorce. You can always get another wife.

You'd still have to give her half in lots of states regardless of her being a cheating cunt.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You'd still have to give her half in lots of states regardless of her being a cheating cunt.
Cash check after divorce then. Problem solved.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://tabrag.com/portfolio/michael-jordan-is-no-hero/

I remember growing up playing basketball in my backyard one-on-one with Michael Jordan. My dumb ass would always let him win because he was god to to me. You can never defy God. MJ was my world: I had the shoes, the calendar, and ate my Wheaties everyday. I was a kid who fell for the system. A small Persian kid who grew up on Magic but was stolen by Jordan. My point is, as children we have idols. They push us to achieve and to dream. My dreams got me here…wherever here is. You feel me?

In 2005, I met my God…my idol, Michael Jordan, in Salt Lake City at another Golf Celebrity Tournament. I wasn’t Nik Richie, I was Hooman Karamian, the OC brat living in Scottsdale trying to make ends meet. I could barely afford the flight. But I had a VIP pass given to me by my first wife who busted her ass to throw a party for these mythical athletes/celebs.


I stood there next to Michael Jordan, staring at him wondering what the fukk do I say. I had my moment that night. My hero stood there, shook my hand, and asked me something that changed my world. He looked down on me and asked me “Can I fukk your wife?” and I laughed thinking it was a funny joke. The thing was he wasn’t kidding. Yes, MJ had been drinking, but he was 100% serious. He then said, “Let me know.” My heart dropped and that was it. As mad as I was at my hero I was more mad at myself for worshipping something that was never real.

They say there are moments in your life that scar your mind. This was a strike in my mindset, a shift in trust. The worst people in this world are the ones on top.


Mike is alright in my book...he did the polite thing and asked...you don't want no angry dude chasing you down and you want the woman to receptive to the idea...you SAWM's are trained to be cucked at a very early age...and MJ was just being the nigga that he is :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

Anybody who wants to be like Mike is a fucking moron, tbh:lol..good luck being like Mike without being born with super-human genetics that negate your lack of social skills, intelligence and traits of human decency..


Kobe and MJ have scored more pussy than Bron and Duncan can even dream of....Bron got turned down on cheeseburger, fries, and milkshake date request....how fucking BETA is that...the KANG couldn't even take the bitch out for a gotdam happy meal :lmao She said NO

[baseline bum]

Cash check after divorce then. Problem solved.

Still lose the condo in Breck tbh

[jimbo]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

The "Persian" part is just a thing Armenians add on to make themselves feel better tbh

[spurraider21]

The "Persian" part is just a thing Armenians add on to make themselves feel better tbh
Fuck that :lol. I'm purebred, besteva and the shift it guy are Persian hyphenated. In fact if you've been following I've been bagging on Persian armos in general.

[Thebesteva]

:lmao I told you Persian Armenian guys are the biggest pussies of them all. That's why dads want their daughters to date Persian Armenian guys, but never Persian Armenian girls

Yeah cuz hayastanci guys beating their armenian wives while they pay to fuck prostitutes on Colorado in Glendale is so manly :lol

[kobe4life]

Kobe and MJ have scored more pussy than Bron and Duncan can even dream of....Bron got turned down on cheeseburger, fries, and milkshake date request....how fucking BETA is that...the KANG couldn't even take the bitch out for a gotdam happy meal :lmao She said NO

The Great Satan struggling with woman is not a shocker since he doesn't have good social skills. Think about it the Great Satan always needs his entourage around him wherever he goes he can't communicate with anybody without having his 7 retarded friends with him for all of his interactions. Factor that in of course he will be garbage with women considering he needs 7 dudes around him just to talk to someone.

[LkrFan]

Kobe and MJ have scored more pussy than Bron and Duncan can even dream of....Bron got turned down on cheeseburger, fries, and milkshake date request....how fucking BETA is that...the KANG couldn't even take the bitch out for a gotdam happy meal :lmao She said NO
:lmao

[thunderup]

Splitman4evah sounds like he's the architect behind this confession, except he would've said "go ahead".

[Splits]

Splitman4evah (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583) sounds like he's the architect behind this confession, except he would've said "go ahead".

http://i.imgur.com/fwHXlkP.gif

[JohnnyMax]

at least he didn't do him like Jeter

Damn, this nikka came to the club with his chick, got his chick taken from him by Derek Jeter
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/damn-this-nikka-came-to-the-club-with-his-chick-got-his-chick-taken-from-him-by-derek-jeter.204146/ (http://www.thecoli.com/threads/damn-this-nikka-came-to-the-club-with-his-chick-got-his-chick-taken-from-him-by-derek-jeter.204146/)


http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-shot-2014-02-13-at-9.40.01-AM.png

[JohnnyMax]

From the same thread about Derek Jeter:


I took Keith sweat and a couple of guys to a nightclub, we were in the vip and we're
looking down on the dancefloor and theres this beautiful chick with her boyfriend so keith asks me if i could get her into the vip, so im at the edge of the steps waiting, as soon as her man goes to the bar to get some drinks i go down with security and whispers in her ear that keith wants to meet her.....im hoping she will say no because i know its foul....bytch didnt hesitate she follows me and the security to vip, i introduce her to keith and within 5 minutes hes ready to bounce so i get the security to lead him out a backdoor emergency exit to avoid any drama...

i stayed in the club and watched as her man spent half the night walking up and down looking for her and trying to call her phone....

i was told the bytch went to keiths hotel and spent the whole weekend with him without going home...he bought her a few clothes and essentials...

ive been in the club and promotions business so ive seen a lot of fukkery but for some reason that incident always sticks in my mind...

[spurraider21]

Yeah cuz hayastanci guys beating their armenian wives while they pay to fuck prostitutes on Colorado in Glendale is so manly :lol
:lol true alpha males

[HarlemHeat37]

Splitman4evah sounds like he's the architect behind this confession, except he would've said "go ahead".

:lol no, he would have said "please fuck me instead, Mike"..

[thunderup]

:lol no, he would have said "please fuck me instead, Mike"..
:lol Seriously. He's an omega cuck that would open his legs. His wife is so fed up with his Iranian middle eastern worthless ass. She's always complaining to me about his faggy voice. It doesn't help his case now that 100% of his time is spent searching for shitty GIF's to use as damage control.

[Killakobe81]

At least he asked.

Perfect response ...

[Killakobe81]

Jordan is a deplorable human being.

Driving his high school coach insane by lying about being cut from high school basketball when his coach actually put him on varsity because he saw Jordan as too good for JV.
He was a womanizer (well, a good trait according to most folks on ST)
He was petty (Isiah Thomas, though Thomas was a jerk in the same league)
He was fake (befriending Charles Barkley because chuck was his biggest obstacle)
He was a bully (backed down after Kerr, Cartrwright fought back)

That said, he's still one of the greatest basketball player ever.

All true but what you said in the end is all that matters. Black community may hate that he doesnt stand on social issues. Kids still die over his RIDICULOUSLY over priced and often hideous shoes. None of that matters he is still the GOAT (for now).

[ambchang]

All true but what you said in the end is all that matters. Black community may hate that he doesnt stand on social issues. Kids still die over his RIDICULOUSLY over priced and often hideous shoes. None of that matters he is still the GOAT (for now).

Which sort of highlights how pointless our debates of top NBA in history is.

[The Gemini Method]

Which sort of highlights how pointless our debates of top NBA in history is.

Which sort of highlights how pointless any debate in sports as to who is the all-time best are silly as fuck...

[Killakobe81]

Which sort of highlights how pointless our debates of top NBA in history is.

Too many here in the cesspool care about off the court stuff or if they are great team-mate but ultimately winning is all that matters. Both Bird and Magic (now Lebron) are considered better team-mates but yet Mj trumps them all.

[The Gemini Method]

Too many here in the cesspool care about off the court stuff or if they are great team-mate but ultimately winning is all that matters. Both Bird and Magic (now Lebron) are considered better team-mates but yet Mj trumps them all.

Yessir. Fuck if they sing hymns and fuckin eat at the local Golden Corral together; the goal is to win and who cares if they shoot a hooker or anally rape a bimbo. Championships are all that matters, son. CHAMPIONSHIPSSSSS!

[StrengthAndHonor]

Yessir. Fuck if they sing hymns and fuckin eat at the local Golden Corral together; the goal is to win and who cares if they shoot a hooker or anally rape a bimbo. Championships are all that matters, son. CHAMPIONSHIPSSSSS!
So, Horry>Kobe.

[The Gemini Method]

So, Horry>Kobe.

Did I say individually won championships? No bruh, I said CHAMPIONSHIPSperiod.

[ElNono]

at least he didn't do him like Jeter

Damn, this nikka came to the club with his chick, got his chick taken from him by Derek Jeter
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/damn-this-nikka-came-to-the-club-with-his-chick-got-his-chick-taken-from-him-by-derek-jeter.204146/ (http://www.thecoli.com/threads/damn-this-nikka-came-to-the-club-with-his-chick-got-his-chick-taken-from-him-by-derek-jeter.204146/)


http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-shot-2014-02-13-at-9.40.01-AM.png

:lol

[ambchang]

Too many here in the cesspool care about off the court stuff or if they are great team-mate but ultimately winning is all that matters. Both Bird and Magic (now Lebron) are considered better team-mates but yet Mj trumps them all.

Bird was a jerk.