Koolaid_Man
04-11-2014, 08:35 AM
The Kang: Please pretty please...we don't even have to fuck I just need a cool photo Op for the media since that bitch Kobe is getting mad pussy :lmao
White Girl Then Goes On Twitter: :lmao
"Lebron James just invited me to dinner...Um wuuuutttt?!?" "He was kind of joking," Perdue said. "But he was basically like, 'Would you like to come eat with me at the dining hall?' And I said, 'Um, I'm sorry, I have a curfew.'"
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/lauren-perdue-bron.png
Say Whuttt!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/4TD5.jpg
It's pretty telling, no matter how LeBron's white knights try to spin it. She didn't even feel comfortable around him in public--where she wouldn't even need a rape whistle.
LeBron was trying to use his star status to dine with a hot white woman and he got stonewalled:lol
You can't win 'em all...maybe if he had Kobe's killer instinct and devilish charm then things would've worked out differently.
It might help if he started dressing like a grown ass man. Walking around London looking like he was dressed by Russell Westbrook is probably a bigger cockblock than his wack ass hairline and 8th grade reading level. It doesn't help that he's trying to run game on a chick that goes to one of the best, most expensive colleges in the country. Her daddeh probably already gives her enough money.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/lebron-james-lauren-perdue1.jpg
Hey listen we've all been dissed at some point in time..even Kool...and I was dissed once by a flat out ugly chic who said I wasn't her type.:lol ok whatever ..but then again I'm not Lebron James...just fresh off an NBA title with at least 150 mil in the bank...and "allegedly" the most dominant Athlete in US history..(cough cough)...She wouldn't even let him buy her a cafeteria style hamburger :lmao
I feel for him...seeing how effortless it is for Kobe and the white girls....he was trying to creep upon a booty call...no doubt she would have broke curfew for Kobe...Lebron's pimp hand is weak...:lol
White Girl Then Goes On Twitter: :lmao
"Lebron James just invited me to dinner...Um wuuuutttt?!?" "He was kind of joking," Perdue said. "But he was basically like, 'Would you like to come eat with me at the dining hall?' And I said, 'Um, I'm sorry, I have a curfew.'"
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/lauren-perdue-bron.png
Say Whuttt!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/4TD5.jpg
It's pretty telling, no matter how LeBron's white knights try to spin it. She didn't even feel comfortable around him in public--where she wouldn't even need a rape whistle.
LeBron was trying to use his star status to dine with a hot white woman and he got stonewalled:lol
You can't win 'em all...maybe if he had Kobe's killer instinct and devilish charm then things would've worked out differently.
It might help if he started dressing like a grown ass man. Walking around London looking like he was dressed by Russell Westbrook is probably a bigger cockblock than his wack ass hairline and 8th grade reading level. It doesn't help that he's trying to run game on a chick that goes to one of the best, most expensive colleges in the country. Her daddeh probably already gives her enough money.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/lebron-james-lauren-perdue1.jpg
Hey listen we've all been dissed at some point in time..even Kool...and I was dissed once by a flat out ugly chic who said I wasn't her type.:lol ok whatever ..but then again I'm not Lebron James...just fresh off an NBA title with at least 150 mil in the bank...and "allegedly" the most dominant Athlete in US history..(cough cough)...She wouldn't even let him buy her a cafeteria style hamburger :lmao
I feel for him...seeing how effortless it is for Kobe and the white girls....he was trying to creep upon a booty call...no doubt she would have broke curfew for Kobe...Lebron's pimp hand is weak...:lol