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Clipper Nation
04-11-2014, 09:46 PM
:lmao Letting Corey Brewer drop 51 on your ass
:lmao Losing
:lmao At least we won when T-Ross dropped 51 on us

benefactor
04-11-2014, 09:47 PM
:lol...wtf? How is that even possible.:lol

skut_farkus
04-11-2014, 09:48 PM
Right after foye did them raw two nights ago :lmao

Minny sat all their starters too :lmao

skut_farkus
04-11-2014, 09:49 PM
Dieng game winner :lmao

Venti Quattro
04-11-2014, 09:49 PM
It's crazy how the West could end up with 10 winning teams and yet two won't make it to the playoffs.

baseline bum
04-11-2014, 09:51 PM
Corey Brewer 51? :lmao

Holy shit, I thought the Kings letting Tony Delk drop 51 on them was bad, but Brewer?

skut_farkus
04-11-2014, 09:53 PM
Randy foye had 30 and 15 two nights ago on those scrubs :lol

JoeTait75
04-11-2014, 09:53 PM
I guess Willie Burton no longer owns the most unlikely 50-point game in NBA history.

HarlemHeat37
04-11-2014, 09:54 PM
How the fuck does a guy that can't create his own shot drop 51 on a team, tbh?:wow..

At least Terrence Ross has some creating skill..

superjames1992
04-11-2014, 09:55 PM
T-Pups on a roll as of late, tbh...

benefactor
04-11-2014, 09:56 PM
This is some alternate universe shit. Corey Brewer....Corey Fucking Brewer?

W T F

skut_farkus
04-11-2014, 09:57 PM
Harden played 46 minutes :lmao

Clipper Nation
04-11-2014, 09:57 PM
I'm sure sook will be in shortly to tell us how Jeremy "The Scapegoat" Lin was to blame for all 51 of those points :downspin:

Spurs9
04-11-2014, 09:58 PM
He may have scored 51 but it wasn't 93

baseline bum
04-11-2014, 10:03 PM
Hopefully Patty Mills can go off for 58 Monday when everyone else is resting.

benefactor
04-11-2014, 10:27 PM
What's hilarious is I was watching the Spurs game thinking "damn, the Suns don't have a chance against the Spurs if they are fighting for a playoff spot and letting Danny Green drop 33 on them."

Little did I know...:lol

Rogue
04-11-2014, 10:35 PM
Lockets curbstomped by ex-mav :lmao

Rogue
04-11-2014, 10:41 PM
'10-'11



DAL (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/dal/dallas-mavericks)


25-51
.490
4-13
.308
15-21
.714
12
11
23
12
2
11
25
10
69



As a mav Corey Brewer scored a total of 69 points in 13 games during 10-11 season (not including the playoffs) but tonight dude dropped 51pts on the Lockets in one game. Don't forget, dude was a member of that 11' champion team, dude got a ring in Dallas and he's still a mav in heart :cry

brin' him back, Donnie :cry

Mugen
04-11-2014, 10:42 PM
:lol thinking I'm going to believe that Corey Brewer dropped 51 points in an NBA game...

http://d1mxyp5ceukbya.cloudfront.net/images/quentin-tarantino-golden-globes-2013.gif

:lmao

Rogue
04-11-2014, 10:49 PM
STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Dante Cunningham (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3974/dante-cunningham), PF
42
7-15
0-0
6-10
4
9
13
1
1
3
0
4
+11
20


Corey Brewer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3191/corey-brewer), SF
45
19-30
2-6
11-15
1
1
2
1
6
1
2
4
+5
51


Robbie Hummel (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6633/robbie-hummel), SF
29
2-8
1-3
0-0
1
1
2
3
1
0
0
2
+8
5


Gorgui Dieng (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2534781/gorgui-dieng), C
38
6-13
0-0
0-0
10
10
20
3
2
2
3
3
+16
12


Ricky Rubio (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4011/ricky-rubio), PG
40
5-16
0-1
6-11
0
5
5
10
1
0
6
5
+10
16


BENCH
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3451/luc-richard-mbah-a-moute), PF
27
1-8
0-1
2-2
2
4
6
1
1
2
3
3
-16
4


Ronny Turiaf (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2789/ronny-turiaf), C
8
0-1
0-0
0-0
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
4
-13
0


J.J. Barea (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3055/j.j.-barea), PG
11
1-3
0-1
2-2
0
1
1
3
1
0
1
0
-11
4


facts don't lie though, imho.

Rogue
04-11-2014, 10:54 PM
Career high...

7'6 TOSB Yao: 41
Beard nigga: 46
the ex-mav Corey Brewer: 51


Ring counts...

7'6 shitbag Yao: 0
beard & DH combined: 0
T-Mac: 0 (:lol 6)
Corey Brewer: 1 (as a Mav :king)

RsxPiimp
04-11-2014, 10:57 PM
Corey Fucking Brewer? Seriously? Dat Rockets defense :lmao

Bulaien999
04-11-2014, 10:58 PM
What a circle jerk over Rockets losing a RS game.

Rogue
04-11-2014, 10:59 PM
dropping 51 on the lockets has to be the 2nd highest light in dude's career tbh, next only to the 11' NBA finals where he got a ring as a Mav.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-11-2014, 11:00 PM
:lol it's not even that I hate Houston.. I literally just hate Harden

HarlemHeat37
04-11-2014, 11:02 PM
How is Clutch Fans reacting to this, tbh?..

If Brewer dropped 51 on the Spurs, there would be a massive collapse upstairs, tbh, timvp would make :(it hurts:( 2.0..

RsxPiimp
04-11-2014, 11:15 PM
What a circle jerk over Rockets losing a RS game.
Not the fact they lost, it's how a team that's supposed to contend in the playoffs allowed corey freaking brewer drop a half century mark in their collective aases :lol

TIMMYtoZO
04-11-2014, 11:38 PM
I won't mock the Rockets. They are the only team in the NBA that scares the shit out of me. I will be shitting bricks, yet be excited at the same time if they come out of the West. I've seen what everyone else brings, but Houston has some serious untapped potential. We haven't seen the real Rockets yet. That won't be until next weekend. A team with 2 top 10 players and solid role players who have all yet to truly peak yet is pretty fucking scary. As much as I'd like to shit on McHale as a coach, he is basically their Eric Spoelstra.

Rogue
04-11-2014, 11:52 PM
wtf? Dieng with 20 rebounds?

LkrFan
04-11-2014, 11:54 PM
I won't mock the Rockets. They are the only team in the NBA that scares the shit out of me. I will be shitting bricks, yet be excited at the same time if they come out of the West. I've seen what everyone else brings, but Houston has some serious untapped potential. We haven't seen the real Rockets yet. That won't be until next weekend. A team with 2 top 10 players and solid role players who have all yet to truly peak yet is pretty fucking scary. As much as I'd like to shit on McHale as a coach, he is basically their Eric Spoelstra.

Bosh Bron Wade signs their cHeat deals 7-10-2010 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5368003)
TIMMYtoZO's join date: 07-27-2010
Posts mostly as the regular season nears it's end and playoffs


BandwaggonerPERI:lolD

spurraider21
04-11-2014, 11:57 PM
Bosh Bron Wade signs their cHeat deals 7-10-2010 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5368003)
TIMMYtoZO's join date: 07-27-2010
Posts mostly as the regular season nears it's end and playoffs


BandwaggonerPERI:lolD
:lol makes his username old school heat players to appear to not be a bandwagon fan

LkrFan
04-11-2014, 11:59 PM
:lol makes his username old school heat players to appear to not be a bandwagon fan
:lol - I know. I wonder who's troll she is?

Katherine Robinson
04-12-2014, 12:02 AM
The Rockets don't have a superstar, they did what they could.

sook
04-12-2014, 12:45 AM
I'm sure sook will be in shortly to tell us how Jeremy "The Scapegoat" Lin was to blame for all 51 of those points :downspin:
Did you watch the fucking game? :lmao The dude was a JOKE. Some of those TOs you don't even expect JV players to make. Morey fucked up by trading Brooks, who is a better fit for this team than Lin. Thank god Beverly is coming back tomorrow though, I refuse to watch Lin start for this team.

For anyone curious about how Brewer got to 51:

The rockets shit the bed on the defensive end during the first half, but by the time Brewer got to 31 they did a pretty good job. He was airballing jumpers left and right. Crazy thing though, once you score like a superstar...you get the calls. Nigga got Durant treatment the entire 4th qrtr :lol . He deserves it and so did the rockets. Piss poor fucking effort and Brewer showed what wanting a game more does.

wtf? Dieng with 20 rebounds?

This was the motherfucking reason we lost the game (as hard as it is for some to believe). This mofo has been tearing it up and is an absolute beast on the boards. There were moments where I was glad we even got a defensive rebound :lol. He also made the last two clutch shots netting them the win.

All in all, good for the Wolves and Adelman, really hope that Bev and Bible Kemp will change things up tomorrow.

Budkin
04-12-2014, 12:51 AM
454813657466429441

ElNono
04-12-2014, 12:52 AM
who is Corey Brewer, tbh?

Rogue
04-12-2014, 12:53 AM
This was the motherfucking reason we lost the game (as hard as it is for some to believe). This mofo has been tearing it up and is an absolute beast on the boards. There were moments where I was glad we even got a defensive rebound :lol. He also made the last two clutch shots netting them the win.

All in all, good for the Wolves and Adelman, really hope that Bev and Bible Kemp will change things up tomorrow.
Asik struggled with foul troubles throughout the game (only playing 24min something) which has to be responsible for Dieng's grabbing 20 rebounds imho.

sook
04-12-2014, 12:55 AM
Asik struggled with foul troubles throughout the game (only playing 24min something) which has to be responsible for Dieng's grabbing 20 rebounds imho.

True, but the dude is going to be a beast. He was just rookie of the month and made the clutch shot after Bearded nigga invoked his own clutchness to tie the game.

sook
04-12-2014, 01:02 AM
who is Corey Brewer, tbh?

Ronnie's Popo Brewer's bro

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Hailkingceezer/act_ronnie_brewer2.jpg

sook
04-12-2014, 01:06 AM
Bearded nigga can't believe he has to deal with this faggot on his team.


http://i.imgur.com/wx4AH8a.png

Gummi Clutch
04-12-2014, 01:12 AM
Corrie Fucking Brewer. Lockets :lmao

Clipper Nation
04-12-2014, 01:18 AM
Bosh Bron Wade signs their cHeat deals 7-10-2010 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5368003)
TIMMYtoZO's join date: 07-27-2010
Posts mostly as the regular season nears it's end and playoffs


BandwaggonerPERI:lolD

^ Post-MVPau "Lakerfan" who would still be hiding on OregonLive if not for The Gift :lol

LkrFan
04-12-2014, 02:54 AM
^ Post-MVPau "Lakerfan" who would still be hiding on OregonLive if not for The Gift :lol


I'm a trendsetter. :toast

Wrong again. My only regret is that I didn't learn of ST's existence sooner. I spend more time here than even LG. I heard about ST there, then decided to join. You'd have a semi-point if I only show up when we win. Like I told mid (who already knows this) I'm no fair weather Laker Fan. I take my lumps with the best of them.

Prime Time
04-12-2014, 06:24 AM
This is what happens when you're the only black player on the team, tbh.

Suspect
04-12-2014, 07:18 AM
So we have clipper nation jizzing himself even tho clippers have 0 rings and he's their only fan. 1 man nation?

Rogue and his alt account being a parrot again

Harden played almost all game but he doesnt play defense so why does that matter? Their best defenders didnt play

and the rockets are still going to get the 4th/5th seed while Rogues Mavs are struggling to even make the playoffs

how cute

Double-Up
04-12-2014, 08:12 AM
Ronnie's Popo Brewer's bro

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Hailkingceezer/act_ronnie_brewer2.jpg

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/OFnF1c2Tbfw/hqdefault.jpg

Killakobe81
04-12-2014, 08:58 AM
I won't mock the Rockets. They are the only team in the NBA that scares the shit out of me. I will be shitting bricks, yet be excited at the same time if they come out of the West. I've seen what everyone else brings, but Houston has some serious untapped potential. We haven't seen the real Rockets yet. That won't be until next weekend. A team with 2 top 10 players and solid role players who have all yet to truly peak yet is pretty fucking scary. As much as I'd like to shit on McHale as a coach, he is basically their Eric Spoelstra.

Dwight (yes I hate him) tough to call a top 10 player this year. He has been good and the best center when healthy and of course has top 10 talent ...but Noah has been the better overall player this year. I would say the same about Westbrook, if healthy and consistent easily top 10 like Dwight but neither is top 10 for 2013-2014.

1A. Lebron
2A. Durant
3. Blake
4. Harden
5. Dirk
6. Aldridge
7. CP3
8. Curry
9. Love
10. Dragic
11. Al Jeff

I could go on ... and again not disputing when healthy that Dwight is easily in top 10.

Killakobe81
04-12-2014, 09:01 AM
In another thread Micheal Jordan asked me what "style of play" did I mean about the ROx ...

THAT style of play that allows Brewer to drop 50 ...:rollin

You telling me if Kiwi played with dat squad he couldn't drop numbers? Heck if Kiwi gets hot AGAINST the Rox he might drop 60 ...

ace3g
04-12-2014, 09:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vC1srGqOrK4

Rogue
04-12-2014, 09:31 AM
So we have clipper nation jizzing himself even tho clippers have 0 rings and he's their only fan. 1 man nation?

Rogue and his alt account being a parrot again

Harden played almost all game but he doesnt play defense so why does that matter? Their best defenders didnt play

and the rockets are still going to get the 4th/5th seed while Rogues Mavs are struggling to even make the playoffs

how cute
I don't have no alt account, but I sense there's an alt user who's been posting under my account tbh :lol

playing no D yet still hoping to survive in the playoffs :lol

Not going anywhere further than the 2nd round since Bill Clinton was president :lol

Suspect
04-12-2014, 09:39 AM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/Parrot.jpg

GuerillaBlack
04-12-2014, 09:59 AM
I coulsnt believe it when I saw the score and brewer's stats. What the hell man. Displaying that lottery talent tbh

benefactor
04-12-2014, 11:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vC1srGqOrK4
Nigga is gonna show this to his grandkids over and over tbh.

313
04-12-2014, 02:31 PM
Dwight anchors the Rox piss poor defense, and he hasn't been playing so I'm not gonna take any jabs at the LOLockets

D-Wade
04-12-2014, 03:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vC1srGqOrK4

Felt like the Rox were in on it on some of those plays... straight up passing it to Brewer. :lol

Let's see what he has next game.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-12-2014, 03:41 PM
Dieng is looking really promising. I was hoping we'd land him in the draft, tbh..

POPownsJackson
04-12-2014, 04:08 PM
Dieng is looking really promising. I was hoping we'd land him in the draft, tbh..
Yes, i is have inside information that spur is take close look at this player

sook
04-12-2014, 06:53 PM
Beverly about to set some bitches straight tonight.

Koolaid_Man
04-12-2014, 07:30 PM
why is everyone laughing at Corey Brewer...it's not like he's a 7ft gay NBA forward with 4 NBA rings ....besides he was good enough to even make the league...ask yourself..How good am I? :lol

chief keef
04-12-2014, 07:48 PM
Beverly about to set some bitches straight tonight.

Beverly is ass tho

Venti Quattro
04-12-2014, 08:02 PM
:lol Rockets commentators going off on the Rockets

One commentator just blurted "Kevin McHale what are you doing?" :lmao

sook
04-12-2014, 08:10 PM
They'll win, but this is embarrassing. Everytime Parsons has been out we've been looking like crap. We get dwight and Bev back and now he is sitting out. Coaching staff are some of the dumbest fucksticks I have ever seen. If you want to rest Parsons do it later, whats the point of bringing the other guys back then?

sook
04-12-2014, 08:13 PM
I'm on the fire McHale wagon now. No way Parsons is injured enough to take time off right now. They probably shouldn't have played him and James 46 minutes yesterday either. Complete fucking morons.

Clipper Nation
04-12-2014, 08:19 PM
McFail sucks, but he is quickly joining Lin as another Scapegoat for Harden and Dwert, tbh....

ElNono
04-12-2014, 08:33 PM
Beverly about to set some bitches straight tonight.

P. Beverley G 17:50 1-6 0-3

Clipper Nation
04-12-2014, 08:39 PM
P. Beverley G 17:50 1-6 0-3

Scapegoat Lin is 3-3 with 6 points, btw....

sook
04-12-2014, 09:13 PM
P. Beverley G 17:50 1-6 0-3

Rust tbh in regards to that. He's also known as a defensive stopper, not for his scoring.

Texas_Ranger
04-12-2014, 09:19 PM
nice to see Harden play over 40 minutes against these scrubs.

HarlemHeat37
04-12-2014, 09:22 PM
Austin Rivers: 20 points
Anthony Morrow: 20 points
Luke Babbitt: 24 points

Smh..

ace3g
04-12-2014, 09:23 PM
STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Luke Babbitt (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4250/luke-babbitt), SF
33
8-17
4-8
4-4
2
5
7
2
0
0
3
3
-3
24

sook
04-12-2014, 09:34 PM
Beverly with 14 points in the 4th qrtr to all the haters :lmao

Also, Lin with the clutch play tonight. Gotta tip my hat off to him.


Lastly, as pessimistic as I am, Parsons is HUGE for this team. We actually have a better chance of winning with Harden out than Parsons out due to the way the team is constructed. No capable back up SF to take over, Trashpi is a fucking joke.

Hopefully we illustrate that vs SA on monday.

Texas_Ranger
04-12-2014, 09:35 PM
the Pelicans found the way to lose this. I am really surprised..

Venti Quattro
04-12-2014, 09:50 PM
Trashpi is a fucking joke.

:lol Jews
:lol Israelites

ElNono
04-12-2014, 09:52 PM
Lastly, as pessimistic as I am, Parsons is HUGE for this team. We actually have a better chance of winning with Harden out than Parsons out due to the way the team is constructed. No capable back up SF to take over, Trashpi is a fucking joke.

been telling you MVParsons is legit

unforeseen
04-12-2014, 10:04 PM
the Pelicans found the way to lose this. I am really surprised..

Tanking is their long-term strategy.

GuerillaBlack
04-12-2014, 10:27 PM
Heard beverely was limping after the game. Hope he's alright. the almighty chink with the clutch plays at the end. Sook, you proud?

Michael Jordan.
04-12-2014, 10:32 PM
Just got back from the game, a few observations.

- Casspi should seriously consider sacrificing himself for the jihad
- Lin could not guard Rivers to save his life
- McHale literally does nothing in the huddle
- Harden's D is even more mind boggling in person
- Beverley is THAT nigga
- Parsons had some serious bling on his wrist that was shining to the other side of the arena, that and we have no serious backup for him. Him and Harden feed off each other.
- Austin Rivers is sooooo terrible.
- Terrence Jones IS NOT a Power Forward. At all.
- Jordan Hamilton sucks.
- Some dumb Mexican bitch kept yelling next to me and having a shit fit everytime New Orleans scored.

sook
04-12-2014, 10:33 PM
:lol Jews
:lol Israelites
:lol Novelty player cut by the cavs


been telling you MVParsons is legit
MVParsons ftw, tbh :tu


Heard beverely was limping after the game. Hope he's alright. the almighty chink with the clutch plays at the end. Sook, you proud?

See earlier post, I'm not a hater dawg :lol

Michael Jordan.
04-12-2014, 10:34 PM
Heard beverely was limping after the game. Hope he's alright. the almighty chink with the clutch plays at the end. Sook, you proud?
I was there. Didn't see him limping.

sook
04-12-2014, 10:36 PM
Just got back from the game, a few observations.

- Casspi should seriously consider sacrificing himself for the jihad
- Lin could not guard Rivers to save his life
- McHale literally does nothing in the huddle
- Harden's D is even more mind boggling in person
- Beverley is THAT nigga
- Parson's had some serious bling on his wrist that was shining to the other side of the arena, that and we have no serious backup for him. Him and Harden feed off each other.
- Austin Rivers is sooooo terrible.
Great points, thats exactly what I took away too.

Beard's defense was remedial tonight...the worst I've seen yet, gets no pass from me today.
Lin was a joke earlier, but he made up for it with those clutch plays.
If Casspi is still on an NBA team next year, it will be because its part of some foreign policy agreement :lol

Venti Quattro
04-12-2014, 10:39 PM
- Some dumb Mexican bitch kept yelling next to me and having a shit fit everytime New Orleans scored.

Were you seating on the bleachers at level with the championship banners?

sook
04-12-2014, 10:39 PM
I was there. Didn't see him limping.
He was limping, but said he was ok after the game and that it was his hip.

Michael Jordan.
04-12-2014, 10:40 PM
Were you seating on the bleachers at level with the championship banners?
:lol I was pretty close to the court. Someone must have gave her those tickets.

Gummi Clutch
04-12-2014, 11:12 PM
Nice win for the rockets , I was about to make a Lockets thread :lol