Predict post-playoff game loss meltdown topics...

[ElNono]

While we all would love if the Spurs get to #5 undefeated, it's obviously unrealistic, so which ones are likely to be the topics that causes the biggest meltdowns?

My short list:
- Wow, did Pop just sit Timmy again with 30 secs left? :depressed
- 23 turnovers :lmao is that a new NBA record? :lmao
- :lol Belinelli is the worst defender in the NBA
- Splitter blocked 4 times... why did we sign Baynes?
- If Errors gets another minute in this series I'm disowning Pop :pctoss
- Parker clearly isn't healthy. Thanks FIBA!
- lmao Cojo. Is Pop serious?
- Patty goes 11/45 and you wonder why we lost?
- Is it me, or Diaw looks fat again?
- I told you we could've used AK47 right about now
- We'll be revisiting Gutless Worms/Lets face it/Popsuckers damage control

[Splits]

- I told you we could've used AK47 right about now


Adding: enrique in fkn hero mode again fkn wanker

[Clipper Nation]

"Can't believe the Clippers swept us!" :stirpot:

[BatManu20]

"Turnobili about to cost us another ring!"

[ElNono]

"Can't believe the Clippers swept us!" :stirpot:

8/10 for humor :lol

[RD2191]

-Fuck it, play Daye, no one else can hit a 3.

[look_at_g_shred]

"Talent wins championships"

[DD]

"Turnobili about to cost us another ring!"

The most accurate and likely assumption imo

[ElNono]

-Fuck it, play Daye, no one else can hit a 3.

"2nd round exit"

[look_at_g_shred]

Neal>belinelli

[RD2191]

"2nd round exit"

Yes:lol def gonna pull that one out

[thunderup]

:cry "Why can't the Thunder miss from mid-range!" :cry

[ElNono]

:cry "Why can't the Thunder miss from mid-range!" :cry

"The league clearly wants a Thunder-Heat finals"

[ElNono]

oh yeah... "Im done with the NBA"

:lol

[RD2191]

-Why won't Derek Fisher just die?

[Clipper Nation]

8/10 for humor :lol

8 Manu turnovers out of every 10 possessions? :downspin:

[look_at_g_shred]

:lmao ^^^^

[look_at_g_shred]

"Harden wants Spurs"

[ElNono]

8 Manu turnovers out of every 10 possessions? :downspin:

8 Doc "Play harder, harder" per 10 timeouts :downspin:

[TrueSpursFan]

"This is all ElNono's fault! Why did he start a thread about playoff meltdown threads?!:bang"

[ElNono]

"This is all ElNono's fault! Why did he start a thread about playoff meltdown threads?!:bang"

:lol "We didn't go undefeated because of that damn thread"

[Mel_13]

We'll be revisiting Gutless Worms/Lets face it/Popsuckers damage control

Probably some negligence and vast knowledge as well, tbh..

[timtonymanu]

"Why did Amuseddaysleeper start the game thread? :bang"

[ElNono]

"Why did Amuseddaysleeper start the game thread? :bang"

:lmao

[Mel_13]

Presti>>>>>>>>>>>>Buford

[Clipper Nation]

"Why did Amuseddaysleeper start the game thread? :bang"

If we end up facing the Spurs in the playoffs, I request that Amused starts all the game threads :lol

[FuzzyLumpkins]

What I want to know is what the threshold for Manu TOs that will get a Manu hate thread going. I think game outcome is besides the point. 5 turnover and a loss probably sees him shit on.

[Mel_13]

What I want to know is what the threshold for Manu TOs that will get a Manu hate thread going.

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[ElNono]

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[Clipper Nation]

8 Doc "Play harder, harder" per 10 timeouts :downspin:

:lol You know full well that the coaches don't let them show actual strategy on TV.... but they are allowed to show your client fumbling the ball away in the clutch :downspin:

[ElNono]

:lol You know full well that the coaches don't let them show actual strategy on TV.... but they are allowed to show your client fumbling the ball away in the clutch :downspin:

"play harder, harder" is strategy? Well, I guess it is when your previous coach was Vinny Del Negro... huge upgrade :downspin:

[HI-FI]

"Spurs will never win again, lol, now excuse me while I snort a mountain of coke."

[FuzzyLumpkins]

1

:lol

[Captivus]

Mills...regular season hero.

[Clipper Nation]

"play harder, harder" is strategy? Well, I guess it is when your previous coach was Vinny Del Negro... huge upgrade :downspin:
At least he says it correctly, unlike Vinny, who used to say "do it harder" :lol

[Baam]

You can count on me for Splitter related meltdown threads tbh...

[look_at_g_shred]

Diaw: I now get it

[ElNono]

At least he says it correctly, unlike Vinny, who used to say "do it harder" :lol

I bet that huge improvement in coaching really reflects on the standings... how many more games did you guys win with Doc this season?








:lol

[Clipper Nation]

I bet that huge improvement in coaching really reflects on the standings... how many more games did you guys win with Doc this season?

We've already matched last year's win count with games left to play :downspin:

[ElNono]

We've already matched last year's win count with games left to play :downspin:

:lol

[HI-FI]

"Heat Nation FOREVER!!!! Lebron shoot it all over me"

[Hoops Czar]

ElNono already melting down and the post-season hasn't even begun yet. "Chance at #5 is unrealistic." :lol, tbh. 26 seconds away last year and they come in with a much deeper roster, maybe the deepest roster in the Duncan era. kind of hard to believe their chances are unrealistic.

[Robz4000]

It still hurts

[HI-FI]

<crickets........crickets> - site's owners

[ElNono]

ElNono already melting down and the post-season hasn't even begun yet.

I made both meltdown and bragging threads... but welcome to the meltdown thread :lol

[ElNono]

<crickets........crickets> - site's owners

looking more likely than ever, tbh :lol

[Clipper Nation]

"Chance at #5 is unrealistic." :lol, tbh. 26 seconds away last year and they come in with a much deeper roster, maybe the deepest roster in the Duncan era. kind of hard to believe their chances are unrealistic.

Learn to read, son.... he said that the chances of winning #5 while going undefeated in the playoffs were unrealistic, which they are....

[BatManu20]

"We blew it last year... that was our last chance... Fuck Manu."

[heyheymymy]

"why cant we stop james harden?"

[Hoops Czar]

Learn to read, son.... he said that the chances of winning #5 while going undefeated in the playoffs were unrealistic, which they are....


Going undefeated is understood. That's how good they are. If they lose a game, it should be considered a major upset. The Spurs don't have to worry about the happless Clippers this postseason and that's a damn shame. It just would have been too easy.

[313]

"Did Mike Miller really hit a 3 with both shoes off? Thx marco"

[313]

"Memphis in 6"

[313]

"Series tied....we had a good run, time to blow it up"

[Hoops Czar]

"Did Mike Miller really hit a 3 with both shoes off? Thx marco"

I can't wait for this one.

[RD2191]

"Series tied....we had a good run, time to blow it up"

Def gonna pull that one in the 2nd round.

[ElNono]

Learn to read, son.... he said that the chances of winning #5 while going undefeated in the playoffs were unrealistic, which they are....

you're asking too much :lol

[spurs10]

"8 against 5!!"

[ElNono]

If they lose a game, it should be considered a major upset.

wow :lol

[Gospursel]

"Can't win a championship with a point guard as your best player"
"Role players don't show up to the playoffs"
"Pop being a good sport after loosing! Smfh!"
"Manu has a bad game, we loose, and then gushes about his new baby. Not a champion!"

[superjames1992]

"It still hurts........" :cry

6 :cry

[superjames1992]

"Danny Green is hanging out with LeBron AGAIN" :cry

"Enrique is not a leader" :cry

"No titles since Bruce left us" :cry

"Tony is leading is nowhere" :cry

"Tank!" :cry

"Blow it up!" :cry

"Tank for [insert player here]" :cry

"Why did Manu foul him??!?!?!" :cry

"6-23" :cry

"6 will haunt us forever!!!!!!!!!!!" :cry :cry :cry

[siraulo23]

Splitter is useless, pus, vag etc... Why did we give him a 36m contract again ?

tp hero ball

dg is a scrub who cant dribble

ibaka/fisher/lamb/jackson wont freakin miss

thunderefs

[thispego]

Hey! Yeah ! Let's make funny when the stooge refs clearly pave the way for Thunder to advance to the finals. Real fuckin funny. Can't wait to "see" your faces. :rolleyes

[spurraider21]

"charles barkley was right all along"

[spurraider21]

"Spurs will never win again, lol, now excuse me while I snort a mountain of coke."
i wonder who would say a thing like that? :lol

[SpurPadre]

"Fucking Bonner, that red-headed piece of shit! Go away already!"

[BillMc]

There will be no meltdown, we'll win it.:flag:

[Boomersgold]

"Bonner took 34 shots in 20 mins of pt? What the fuck?"

[polandprzem]

Why Pop not learning from his mistakes, COY my ass !

Backdoor sweep again? Let them all retire. Holt first to go - that drunken hillbilly!

[polandprzem]

Game 6 all over again> WTF Pop?

Thanks for memories :pctoss

[Brazil]

"We could have used Stephen Jackson toughness for this match up, that's pop fault...we are soft"

[CGD]

Thurderefs.

[Hoops Czar]

wow :lol


That's right, often imitated, never duplicated. A full strength Spurs never loses games. You shouldn't have to be told to you. It's either one of four things that causes the Spurs to lose a game......

1. Injuries
2. Refs
3. Stern
4. Coasting (when the first 3 excuses fail)

[ElNono]

"Both teams played hard"

[baseline bum]

There will be no meltdown, we'll win it.:flag:

rascal would still melt down

[SnakeBoy]

"Pop is too stubborn to play Daye, he's costing us another ring" :cry

[DMC]

Why I'm Not Upset

I consider this season a victory. It's a victory for a group of old guys who found a bond over a decade ago and who, against all odds, pushed through to finish at the top of their games again and again. This season the Spurs have set new franchise records for road wins and neared their all time regular season wins mark, and all this after being thrown away again by the media after a close loss in the Finals last season.

So no, I'm no upset. I'm glad actually, I'm glad I was around for this monumental thing a group of men.. nay... a band of brothers has achieved through ethical good team work and righteous ball movement. Yeah though I walk though the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil..... not one fucking evil thing. Why? Because Tim's rod and his staff, they comfort me. They comfort me at a time when all I can think of is the torment of being face down in the proverbial pillow, eyes focused on the red numbers of the alarm clock next to my bed as the big fundamental inches ever closer to victory.... but it's not given to him, not easily.

Well into the 12th minute of struggle I finally give in to it. I submit to the pressure, the ball pressure, the penetration of his point guard up the middle to my awaiting rim. He senses my submission, feels the relaxation of the moment and powers forward, the best to ever do that. On and on it goes into the night, 48 minutes and overtime. Eventually, being given a blow for his efforts, Tim recedes to the bench and with that wide eyed stare just smiles at me like I'm Dwight Howard.

No, I am not upset.

I am victory.

I am Spur fan.

[ElNono]

"tldr"

[CGD]

"Seriously unfair advantage for Miami to easily walk to the finals"

[ElNono]

"Seriously unfair advantage for Miami to easily walk to the finals"

:lol

[look_at_g_shred]

Why didn't pop rest the big 3 the last two gams of the season!!

[spurraider21]

we haven't been the same since losing Massenberg

[tim_duncan_fan]

"Why did we stop posting Kawhi up?"

"Danny Green started choking once the other team started focusing on him more than anyone else."

[superjames1992]

"plz let patty shoot more he won't miss I promise" :cry

[tim_duncan_fan]

"Derek Fisher always plays out of his mind against the Spurs."

[wildchild]

PO game. Spurs down by 1 point at halftime/ then they win the game.


"Stop Hero Tony! you're 5-20 there!"/"Thank Lord! Tony took the game into his own hands and lead the team to the victory"

"Fuck Turnobili!!"/ "Great pass Manu!!!! You're the real Spurs playmaker"

"Damn...Danny can't hit a single three"/"Holy shit! Danny is gold...3-4 3's in this game..."

"Wow Durant goes for 80 tonight? That's the reason I say Kawhi's D is overrated"/"Yeah, Kawhi shuts down KD!! only 4-12"

"Patty aint nothin but a towel boy"/"Patty MY man!!!"

"C'mon Tiago Pussy Splitter...just another bad matchup?"/"Tiago is the anchor of the Spurs"

"Why Ayres still stays in this team???"/"What an effort! Jeff's rebound!!!"