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Bynumite
04-16-2014, 02:07 AM
http://gawker.com/man-sentenced-to-18-months-in-state-prison-for-peeing-o-1563370173
(http://gawker.com/man-sentenced-to-18-months-in-state-prison-for-peeing-o-1563370173)


The state of Texas might take its history a little too seriously: On Monday, a Texas man was sentenced to 18 months in state prison (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texas/alamo-urinator-sentenced-to-prison-765419) for pissing on the Alamo.

As reported in The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texas/alamo-urinator-sentenced-to-prison-765419), an Alamo Ranger found 23-year-old Daniel Athens standing in a "chained off area [of the Alamo] not open to the public" in April 2012. A clearly drunk Athens made "the motions of putting his penis back in his pants"; later, "a puddle on the original mortar of the Shrine" was spotted near where Athens had been standing.

Athens pleaded guilty to a criminal mischief charge in February; in doing so, he avoided the maximum sentence of two years in custody, hough he's ineligible for parole and will serve the full 18-month sentence. He was also ordered to pay $4,000 in restitution.

Urinating on the Alamo is a serious offense, in part because of the building's limestone base. From the Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texas/alamo-urinator-sentenced-to-prison-765419):


Urinating on the 250-year-old "Shrine of Texas Liberty" can cause damage to the landmark since the Alamo's "limestone absorbs the salt and then pushes the salt out. When the salt gets pushed out so does the face of the limestone and through this process the urine contributes to the eroding of the limestone," police reported.

Capt Bringdown
04-16-2014, 05:25 AM
Welcome to the Ass-rape Hilton, piss-boy.

DesignatedT
04-16-2014, 08:48 AM
dumbass

Blake
04-16-2014, 09:03 AM
He's a dumbass but a year and a half in the state pen? That's ridiculously excessive.

boutons_deux
04-16-2014, 09:53 AM
A lady in NYC OWS is looking at 5 years in prison for elbowing a guy who grabbed her boobs from behind. Turned out he was a Bad Cop.

Be wealthy and sexually abuse your kids in DE and avoid incarceration.

Tons of reasons to be cynical about a badly broken "justice" system

Big Empty
04-16-2014, 10:11 AM
Piss on em

ohmwrecker
04-16-2014, 10:43 AM
Some retarded metal fan trying to emulate his hero.

Katherine Robinson
04-16-2014, 11:58 AM
?Why keep the Alamo up anyways, it serves as a reminder to when a group of Americans Squeeled like pigs when the mexicans executed them. A shit stain in American history.

InRareForm
04-16-2014, 04:27 PM
Pissing your life away.

spurraider21
04-16-2014, 04:37 PM
seems ridiculously excessive. texas i guess

spurraider21
04-16-2014, 04:38 PM
Pissing your life away.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

koriwhat
04-16-2014, 04:47 PM
?Why keep the Alamo up anyways, it serves as a reminder to when a group of Americans Squeeled like pigs when the mexicans executed them. A shit stain in American history.

fuck the alamo, especially an alamo that is only like 20% original.

Avante
04-16-2014, 05:49 PM
Fist saw Disney's "Davey Crockett" as a little kid, I didn't know he was a real life American icon at the time. I just thought it was another tv show.

Anyway...

There were three episodes...

Indian fighter
goes to Washington
The Alamo

So there's Davey in the final scene, totally surrounded by Mexicans with rifles, how in the hell does he get out of this? I was shocked, as we see the shadow of Davey banging away with Old Betsy since he was out of bullets. I'd be Davey Crockett that Halloween, not too many Mexicans in central Cali......yet!

djohn2oo8
04-16-2014, 06:04 PM
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Jerry Sandusky
04-16-2014, 07:24 PM
yup, a butterfly flapping its wings may be the initial cause to the typhoon happening on the other half sphere of the earth.