Bulls (#4) vs. Wizards (#5) Playoff Series Thread

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

J-Wall vs. Noah

[MeloHype]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meYIbAt2iaQ&feature=kp&app=desktop

In 7

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Wizards are far too inconsistent. I have the Bulls in 6.

[Venti Quattro]

Chicago in 5.

[Kool Bob Love]

Have no dog in this fight but 4vs5 are always entertaining.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Chicago could upset Indy, which would lead to a dreadful ECF in Heat/Bulls.

[ambchang]

Bulls in 5. Wall gets exposed in a few games, shooting in the low 30s in the series.

[Trill Clinton]

Wizards in 6

[DD]

Bulls in 5

[The Gemini Method]

The Wizards are a feel-good team. They were slated with the Cavs and Pistons as the who is more likely to pick themselves up from the bottom and make it to the top. The Bulls are hardened. They're like that chick that gets by on some personality and some looks. She might be your friend whom you would bang if there were no options. Won't get you style points and is not the 8 you think she is. That is, if D-Rose would stop throwing up Gangster Desciples and not get a boo boo all the time that is. Nonetheless, you will still tax that ass and maybe more than once because what they lack in aesthetics, you will come to learn they're rough and ready. Bulls in 7.

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Derrick Rose

[Thread]

Nice here if the Wizards could act like somebody over a period of 4 victories. Can ya imagine Media having to bear witness as the Bulls were unceremoniously crapped out in the Round 1? They'd be worse PO'ed than that lunatic Noah.

[Rummpd]

Bulls in 6, then will take down the Pacers

[TDMVPDPOY]

chuck jimmy on wall, series over...

[Franklin]

Hope the Wizards win because it'd be a boring series in the 2nd round featuring Bulls and Pacers, both defensive elite teams. No one wants to go to the gym to hear the bricking sounds, otherwise they'd go to construction sites instead.

[Splits]

As a DC transplant I'm rooting for the Bullets in this one. The key for them offensively is to keep up their 3pt%. They don't shoot a ton of 3s but they're top 5 percentage-wise this year. If 3s aren't dropping Bulls will pack the lane and Wiz have no chance, Ariza and/or Beal need to catch fire and shoot 45%+ imo. They were also one of the best teams in the league at forcing TOs, but that will be unreliable during the series as Thibs will slow it the fuck down. This is the first time in 6 years they've made it to the post-season, it'll be interesting to see if the fans show up or if 1/3 of the stadium is rooting for the Bulls like in the regular season.

Wiz in 6

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BljW_UTCMAAFqi2.jpg

[Stevie Johnson]

Rooting for my nigga John Wall.

Wiz in 7. fuck a Chicago, fuck that fanbase.

[Splits]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BljW_UTCMAAFqi2.jpg

:lmao

[Axegrinder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BljW_UTCMAAFqi2.jpg

Good leg sold seperately

[BatManu20]

In before the Wiz pull off the upset.

[Spur-Addict]

Please don't suck. After watching the Bobcat situation, I can't tolerate another shit game today.

[Spur-Addict]

Nene coming out tough early

[Reck]

This thread won't even crack 3 pages.

[BatManu20]

Whatever happened to Otto Porter tbh? He was supposed to be a good young player, now can't even see the floor. Waste of a draft pick.

[Nathan89]

Wizards have some nice talent

[Spur-Addict]

This game is getting a nice rhythm

[HI-FI]

:lol
no one giving a shit about this one.

[Spurs9]

Going to be one of the best series tbh.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Nene is on roids :lol

[apalisoc_9]

:lol
no one giving a shit about this one.

Keeping track of the score..I might decide to watch if its a close game in the 4th

[HI-FI]

Keeping track of the score..I might decide to watch if its a close game in the 4th
i'm gonna watch. it could turn out to be a really good series, but no one on here seems to give a shit.

[RD2191]

The NBA should thank the Spurs for putting out a solid competitive team every season. Good lawd the East is so fucking boring.

[HemisfairArena]

If the Bulls lose this game,,,,series is over. Washington is young, talented and inexperienced and shouldn't win a game 1 on the road,,,,,if they steal game 1 on your court, they'll only get stronger as the series goes on.

[Spurs9]

This has been one of the better playoff games so far, definitely going to be watching the rest.

[Spur-Addict]

Anybody else see that enormous fat bastard by the Wizards bench? :lol

[Chinook]

This thread won't even crack 3 pages.

Shame that it's getting no love. This looks to be a good series, and the winner may well be in the ECF.

[Spur-Addict]

Wizards making a push

[RD2191]

:sleep

[TE]

I picked the Wizards in 6. As much as the Bulls execute and play hard defensively, I don't see them winning the series tbh.

[TE]

Noah getting away with an obvious interference.

[TE]

Whatever it takes, I just don't want to see Chicago in the ECF.

[ElNono]

crofl Bulls

[RD2191]

Shame that it's getting no love. This looks to be a good series, and the winner may well be in the ECF.

Heat getting luckier by the day. The NBA should be embarrassed.

[BatManu20]

Game, blouses.

[ElNono]

Would be great if we don't have to see Noah's ugly face past the 1st round, tbh...

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Derrick Rose

[sook]

This new AT&T chick isn't top material, but she is pretty hot imo

[TE]

Heat getting luckier by the day. The NBA should be embarrassed.
By default the Heat are lucky. The only team that can bother them is Indiana and we all know the story this year...

[apalisoc_9]

Wizards have a decent team tbh..

Both backcourt and frontcourt can score..

No defensive liability between the starting line-up..

[RD2191]

If the Pacers lose their series the Heat will face either the Hawks/Bulls/Wiz in the ECF:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Thibodeau
:lol "Greatest coach ever"
:lol Choking to Randy Wittman in the first round

[HemisfairArena]

Series over,,,,,Washington moves on,,,,,just a formality now.

[HI-FI]

Anybody else see that enormous fat bastard by the Wizards bench? :lol

:lol, yeah a shocking opposite from most courtside seats.

[Baam]

Series over,,,,,Washington moves on,,,,,just a formality now.

I like it, seems like they have a way higher ceiling than the Bulls tbh...

[HI-FI]

This new AT&T chick isn't top material, but she is pretty hot imo
Milana Vayntrub. i've been name dropping her awhile on here. not top shelf but how I like them.

[Chinook]

Heat getting luckier by the day. The NBA should be embarrassed.

Nene and Gortat could really give Miami problems. Plus, the Wiz have Ariza and Webster to put on James. Washington is probably the third team in line to challenge the Heat behind the Nets and the Pacers if they can get their act together.

[Thread]

Nice to see Noah take it--& with no other choice but to like it.

[Spur-Addict]

:lol, yeah a shocking opposite from most courtside seats.

:lol True. But come on, he was legitimately 3 chairs fat. Actually took up 3 chairs. I don't know how he got out of the house tbh

[Otaku]

Lol Bulls

[BatManu20]

In before the Wiz pull off the upset.

[rogues]

:lmao Bulls
:lmao Regular season try-hards

[Katherine Robinson]

Not much of a shocker, really.

[testies]

wizards so underrated

george karl trading nene for mcgee :lol

[HI-FI]

Nene and Gortat could really give Miami problems. Plus, the Wiz have Ariza and Webster to put on James. Washington is probably the third team in line to challenge the Heat behind the Nets and the Pacers if they can get their act together.
:tu
I don't know much about them, probably watched a few games of theirs all season. Anything to make the Heat have to earn it, tired of them taking the pussy road. Wiz could start building some momentum from this.

:lol True. But come on, he was legitimately 3 chairs fat. Actually took up 3 chairs. I don't know how he got out of the house tbh
:lol
he was huge. I couldn't do that, I hate being on camera period, but especially if I was that huge. maybe he's somewhat disabled or autistic and don't mind being that large and in charge.

[HemisfairArena]

Look,,,,when Beal and Wall combine for 7 of 25 and still win in your crib in game 1 of a playoff series,,,,youre in trouble.

[Nathan89]

Regular season try-hards

Weak insult.

[DPG21920]

Wiz have been solid all year, but I am still skeptical that Wall can keep hitting 3's and such. Beal looks like he should be good, but he's up and down a lot still. Well balanced team with great size and athleticism so they can be a handful at times.

[Spur-Addict]

:tu
I don't know much about them, probably watched a few games of theirs all season. Anything to make the Heat have to earn it, tired of them taking the pussy road. Wiz could start building some momentum from this.

:lol
he was huge. I couldn't do that, I hate being on camera period, but especially if I was that huge. maybe he's somewhat disabled or autistic and don't mind being that large and in charge.

Definitely took courage though, good for him. We are in the anti "Fat Shaming" era though :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

woohoo i can wear my wall jersey tomorrow :hat

[spurraider21]

woohoo i can wear my wall jersey tomorrow :hat
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2517195/roseclaps.gif

[PingPong]

Nene gets injured too often. He has plantar fascitis.

[spurraider21]

and one testacle

[BatManu20]

458272286722646016

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[Malik Hairston]

Well deserved, tbh, although Noah is one of the 10 most overrated players in the league, tbh..

[Splits]

Bring it, Bullets!

[Spur-Addict]

Boozer is overpaid trash.

[Robz4000]

Wiz shitting all over Chicago. Picked them to win but thought it'd be a competitive series (could still be).

[ElNono]

lmao cancer boozer

[PingPong]

Bulls...

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Where's that vaunted Thibs defense? :lol

[Splits]

Beal makin' fools of niggas. Dude is for real

[DPG21920]

Beal makin' fools of niggas. Dude is for real

One out of every 6 games, yup.

[PingPong]

Wizards plays like crazy.

[Splits]

Gortat needs to just stop shooting or trying to "make a move" in the post.

[LkrFan]

Wizzards looking good so far. :wow

[ElNono]

crofl DJ Augustin your best player

[PingPong]

Gortat is a disaster in offense.

[Spur-Addict]

Bradley Beal letting it fly

[hater]

Wiz looking like the 2nd best team in the East

[Spur-Addict]

Wiz looking like the 2nd best team in the East

Sadly

[baseline bum]

Gortat is the only hope to get LeBron to have to break a sweat in the East playoffs.

[PingPong]

Gortat is worse than splitter in offense...

:lol

[rogues]

Wall is that NIGGA..

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl31o5TCUAEpqBS.jpg

[testies]

wizards so underrated, I think they'll win the east

[testies]

ps : Euro bigs never gets breaks from refs

[rogues]

Chicago gets away with murder, even worse than the Grizzlies, tbh..

[Splits]

Holy fucking shit. Did I just see a "farmersonly.com" commercial on TNT?

WTF is this shit?

[LakerHater]

Wold Noah be considered a Euro big?

[Clipper Nation]

wizards so underrated, I think they'll win the east

:lmao

[PingPong]

The Wizards are confident now. But when under pressure, they do tons of stupid things.

[ElNono]

A sweep would be nice, tbh...

[Prime Time]

wizards so underrated, I think they'll win the east
Out of the teams in the East, the Wizards definitely have the best chance of beating Miami.

Washington being in the finals would also be a great stand for Silver. Right now he's trying to pull this "we want an fair league" charade, having a team like the Wizards play for a title would show he's more open minded than Stern ever was.

With that said, I wouldn't bet money on Wiz dethroning the Heat. I'm just saying, they have the best chance.

[Splits]

Gortat getting abused on both sides of the court.

[rogues]

Kirk Hinrich is a faggot ass choir boy..

[LakerHater]

Let'em Duke!!

[RD2191]

Lol white dude

[MeloHype]

Dumbass

[Splits]

:lmao fucking white coach putting his foot on the brakes when his niggas were ballin'.

Idiot Whitman

[rogues]

:lol Bulls
:lol Year after year, relying on some mid-tier scrub role player to carry you offensively because your gangsta disciple is too busy earning that paper on no ACL's
:lol Just die already faggots

[RD2191]

Pulling the old Garrett ice your own player move.

[rogues]

Whitman is a dumbass..

[testies]

you can see players don't respect the coach by that Beal tantrum

[ElNono]

Don't know if my TV can withstand 5 games worth of Noah's closeups, tbh... Wiz better get their shit together...

[PingPong]

Wizards lacks BballIQ tbh... without Wall and Nene, they are a mess.

[TheGoldStandard]

The wiz are a a big and a coach away from being a serious threat

[ElNono]

chuck, chuck, chuck

[Splits]

Gortat getting abused on both sides of the court.

[rogues]

Such a bad call considering all the contact they're letting go..

[testies]

this Gooden scrub cannot rebound and thats his only purpose there

[rogues]

:lol The Bulls are such try-hards, "cute" doesn't characterize that team, they're ugly..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Refs have been slurping the Bulls dry....

[Splits]

:lmao please someone GIF that Rose clapping in a suit

[TheGoldStandard]

:lmao please someone GIF that Rose clapping in a suit

He better be careful or heal tear his rotator cuff

[rogues]

:lmao please someone GIF that Rose clapping in a suit
You're the current GIF person, guy..

[testies]

John
Wall

[rogues]

John
Wall
is that NIGGA..

[Splits]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2517195/roseclaps.gif

[dallasmaverickslose]

Damn, this Wizards squad is a lot better than I thought they were. I really haven't been paying that much attention to them this season. I thought the Bulls were going to have an easy first round match up... Now it appears they could potentially get bumped after the first round. :lol

[MeloHype]

John Wall is better than Westbrook srs.

[PingPong]

John Wall is better than Westbrook srs.


:monkey > :monkey

[HemisfairArena]

'Melo stays in New York if the Bulls get crushed in the 1st round,,,,,tbh.

[Splits]

Jeezus Gortat is playing like ass

[Clipper Nation]

Durbeta will be coming home to play for the Wizards soon, tbh.... hope the methheads enjoy him while it lasts :lol

[PingPong]

Nene pushing the referee...

[RD2191]

Refs have been atrocious these playoffs.

[ElNono]

dammit these wiz are a bunch of feggits...

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol noah

[InRareForm]

lol giving it to noah with 5 seconds on shot clock on top of 3 point line. Dumbasses

[HI-FI]

i've been playing Culbern's Puzzle instead of watching this one. Wizards shall end up winning the series in 6 imo.

[TheGoldStandard]

Chicago has had every opportunity to open this up but they're just trash offensively

[Holden_Caulfield]

beal needs to take over

[TheGoldStandard]

Lol.. running over a dude is a blockig foul

[Holden_Caulfield]

wizards needs to make their fts :lol

[RD2191]

Scrub ass miller

[Clipper Nation]

Love seeing that faggot quitter Andre Miller choke, tbh....

[Splits]

How is Gortat playing so many minutes? He's fucking terrible.

[TheGoldStandard]

Lol.. that was a real shitty sequence.

[Holden_Caulfield]

wall with shitty plays :lol

[BatManu20]

Noah has looked horrible on offense tonight tbh

[RD2191]

Wiz bricking all sorts of FT. Damn.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol cant make free throws as a team

[Holden_Caulfield]

boom! beal. my nigga :hat

[BatManu20]

That was a clean strip. Refs are terrible.

[Holden_Caulfield]

dumbass wall keeps going under the screen :lol

[Robz4000]

Beal bailing out the Wiz on offense while Wall chokes on both ends.

[spurraider21]

Feel bad for the bulls. It's a franchise truly stuck in limbo thanks to Rose's acl's

[ElNono]

This is one of the worst, if not the worst series in the first round, tbh... Wiz need to step up and end this quick...

[Malik Hairston]

Man, the Bulls just have no offensive talent whatsoever, tbh..

If DJ Augustin is the best offensive player on the floor for your team, your GM needs to step his game up, tbh..

Noah is a role player, his impact on a game is severely limited, despite the hype, tbh..

[Holden_Caulfield]

beal needs to take over
:toast

[spurraider21]

Man, the Bulls just have no offensive talent whatsoever, tbh..

If DJ Augustin is the best offensive player on the floor for your team, your GM needs to step his game up, tbh..

Noah is a role player, his impact on a game is severely limited, despite the hype, tbh..
He's a pass first big. Asking him to lead an offense is really stretching it, and that's what the bulls are resorting to

[Xylus]

Bulls vs. the Beals

[spurraider21]

Mid 2000's spurs free throw display

[PingPong]

It hurts the eyes.

[rogues]

Man, the Bulls just have no offensive talent whatsoever, tbh..

If DJ Augustin is the best offensive player on the floor for your team, your GM needs to step his game up, tbh..

Noah is a role player, his impact on a game is severely limited, despite the hype, tbh..
Another reason why they should be dealt with..they are strain to the NBA..we all know what happens if they advance, they will lose to Miami..

[BatManu20]

Feel bad for the bulls. It's a franchise truly stuck in limbo thanks to Rose's acl's

Yep. Pretty unfortunate. I actually think Melo would be a pickup by them though tbh. Much needed offense and would take a lot of pressure off of Rose. Thibs would make him play some defense at least. Good situation for both parties imo.

[RD2191]

Oh shit

[spurraider21]

Gibson fought for the ball. Took thibs advice :lol

[D-Wade]

Chicago's shot attempts:lol

[rogues]

:lmao..

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao that wasnt a jumpball

[rogues]

Finish this off Wiz..

[BatManu20]

Damn Wiz could steal this one

[RD2191]

End this shit, Wall.

[Holden_Caulfield]

beal make me proud my nig :toast

[PingPong]

And after all, Wizards has the chance to win it. But I think they will go ot.

[Robz4000]

God damn, Chicago may have the worst offense of the modern basketball era (outside Indy's the past few months)...

[BatManu20]

Terrible play tbh

[spurraider21]

Lol Kobe attempt

[RD2191]

Fuck, OT is like torture.

[Malik Hairston]

He's a pass first big. Asking him to lead an offense is really stretching it, and that's what the bulls are resorting to

Marc Gasol is a pass-first big, too, but at least he can score when he needs to..

Noah's offensive game is atrocious, tbh..sure, he gets nice assist totals and he's a very good high-post passer, but he really needs to learn how to score if he wants to become anything more than a high-end role player..

[BatManu20]

As hot as Beal has been, he's not a great shot creator. Ball should've been in Wall's hands tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol that was the designed play? :bang

[spurraider21]

beal make me proud my nig :toast
Why you have our qb in your sig :lol

[Robz4000]

God dammit Beal

[baseline bum]

Washington is fun to watch. Be interesting if they can get a good vet this summer with $15 million or so capspace. Too bad Otto Porter is so worthless (what a garbage draft lol).

[Malik Hairston]

Are the Bulls the least talented team to make the playoffs in years, tbh?..

Even the Hawks and Bobcats have more talent, tbh..

[RD2191]

My time to shine. -DJ "CoJo is a scrub" Augustin

[Holden_Caulfield]

Why you have our qb in your sig :lol
:lol you can have him, just waiting til draft day so i can remove that shit

[baseline bum]

Washington finally gets a rebound lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

wtf is going on :lol

[BatManu20]

Sloppy basketball ftw

[spurraider21]

N:lolah

[PingPong]

Coast to coast turnovers.

:lol

[apalisoc_9]

Bulls :lmao

Offensive talent = Non existent:lmao...

[RD2191]

Rofl DPOY

[Holden_Caulfield]

nene shitting on noah :lol

[Robz4000]

Nene and Beal are dem nigs

[Cry Havoc]

Wizards are going to have a really good shot at going to the ECF. I don't see Indiana with the chemistry problems they're having beating them. Wizards Heat ECF? Geez. Miami just feasting on this conference.

[Arcadian]

:lol bulls...such a shit offensive team

[spurraider21]

:lol Hinrich bailed out

[ElNono]

Nene just shitting all over the DPOY

[Robz4000]

Wizards are going to have a really good shot at going to the ECF. I don't see Indiana with the chemistry problems they're having beating them. Wizards Heat ECF? Geez. Miami just feasting on this conference.

Wiz are a bad matchup for the Heat fwiw. Prolly can take them to 6 if Nene plays like this.

[PingPong]

Lol dpoy bitching...

[BatManu20]

:lol Noah with the obvious foul and then pleading innocence like his life depended on it

[ElNono]

lol Noah, why don't you throw another tantrum...

[baseline bum]

I don't get scoffing the Bulls. Not their fault their entire offensive talent is sitting in street clothes and afraid to come back since it would stop him from collecting his Obama unemployment check tbh

[spurraider21]

lol Bruce blitz

[Splits]

lol Noah, why don't you throw another tantrum...

:lmao

DPOY :lmao

[RD2191]

Rofl wall

[DPG21920]

Watching CHI have to not only rely on Kirk, but continually go to him to run their offense is one of the worst things I have ever seen in the playoffs. I think HH is too hard on Noah - it's hard to be considred a go-to guy if you can't consistenlty create your own offense, but he's about the best there is with not having that skill.

[Holden_Caulfield]

wall you dumbass :lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao Wall

[ElNono]

I don't get scoffing the Bulls. Not their fault their entire offensive talent is sitting in street clothes and afraid to come back since it would stop him from collecting his Obama unemployment check tbh

Noah is a bitchmade loser, Boozer is a pussy, DJ Augustin is a bum... Thibs is the only good thing they have there...

With or without Rose, those things don't really change, tbh... at least last season they had THAT dude and midget Robinson, which made them somewhat entertaining...

[baseline bum]

flop

[Chinook]

What was Wall thinking?

[PingPong]

Stupid wiz.

[DPG21920]

For Noah to lead this team to the record they did is quite amazing in my opinion. Noah (even though he plays in a worse conference) led a much less talented team to a 48 win season which is ridiculous. Guys like Love get so much props and he led a much more talented team to 40 wins..

[spurraider21]

Noah with 4 straight heroic points :cry

[Holden_Caulfield]

trying to outchoke the bulls :lol

[Splits]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2517195/roseclaps.gif

[Robz4000]

Jesus, lot of choking going on in this first round.

[spurraider21]

But seriously what's wit the Noah hate? :lol

[baseline bum]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2517195/roseclaps.gif

LOL, that GIF works every year.

[RD2191]

Son of a bish

[Holden_Caulfield]

beal the anti clutch :cry

[ElNono]

wizards with the choking hazard

[baseline bum]

But seriously what's wit the Noah hate? :lol

WTF, you're a Bruin.

[ElNono]

I had high hopes for Beal, tbh

[Killakobe81]

For Noah to lead this team to the record they did is quite amazing in my opinion. Noah (even though he plays in a worse conference) led a much less talented team to a 48 win season which is ridiculous. Guys like Love get so much props and he led a much more talented team to 40 wins..

I'm with DPG here ...they lost Rose trade d Deng. Still winning TT and Noah biggest reasons why.

[davethedope]

noah closer time

[RD2191]

Gtfo refs

[Chinook]

LOL, that GIF works every year.

:lol

[rogues]

:lmao Chicago bailed out, what's new?..

[davethedope]

nah noah 3

[BatManu20]

Wow that is not a foul

[Killakobe81]

beal the anti clutch :cry
Tough contest by Taj ...

[Robz4000]

Wiz will get one last shot at redemption, but it's not looking good...

[baseline bum]

CROFL Hinrich sucks

[BatManu20]

Ball doesn't lie

[davethedope]

ball don't lie

[Killakobe81]

Wow that is not a foul

Agreed.

[daslicer]

Ball does not lie.

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao ball dont lie

[Robz4000]

:lmao Hinrich

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

Choke

[rogues]

:lmao Hinrich
:lmao choir boy
:lmao faggot

[PingPong]

What a scrub... lol