Powdered Alcohol

[LkrFan]

Powdered alcohol is a thing, promises to make game day better

Trying to sneak booze is an American past time. Well, not THE American past time -- but now there's a way for you to sneak alcohol easily into your favorite sporting event! Heck, you don't even need to use a syrup bottle.

Meet "Palcohol"

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These are essentially Capri Suns for adults. A large, booze-filled pouch designed to turn every trip to Chuck E. Cheese into a party. This isn't some pie-in-the-sky, wacky idea. This stuff has been approved!

It's important to note that the powder can be used in drinks OR on food. So, who other than Spilly would be interested in this marvelous monstrosity? Palcohol has the answers.

2. Maybe you're a college football fan. So many stadiums don't even serve alcohol. What's that about; watching football without drinking?! That's almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.

Please keep this away from Tennessee Volunteers fans.

7. Let's talk about the elephant in the room....snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you'll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.

No Palcohol, let's talk about the REAL elephant in the room, butt-chugging. We know it's coming and we've already invented a name for it -- "clouding." That patent is pending. Use it with express written consent.



LINK (http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/4/18/5628342/powdered-alcohol-is-a-thing-promises-to-make-game-day-better)

[LkrFan]

I mean what will they think of next? :lol

[LkrFan]

For those of us who despaired when Vaportinis, the device that allowed you to inhale a shot of alcohol, were scheduled to be banned in Maryland, have no fear, the alternative is here!

Palcohol, the powdered version of alcohol, has arrived on the market to give Kool Aid a run for its money.

No more powdered lemonade for you adults – you can mix yourself a real drink now.

The best part? It’s been approved.

The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB), has already given the green light to seven different varieties of Palcohol, including the “cosmopolitan,” “lemondrop,” and “powderita” flavors.

The powder packs come with instructions that inform users to just add water or mixers for an “instant cocktail.” Happy birthday to me!

If obtaining alcohol was too troublesome before, Palcohol has certainly swooped in to save the day.

Gone are the days of lugging around heavy bottles and cumbersome packs of alcohol. Now, all one needs for a boozy drink is a bit of water and some alcohol powder.

It is unclear how exactly the product made it past federal regulations, especially considering the fate of the equally frightening-sounding Vaportinis.

Palcohol is directly targeting sporting events and concert audiences, assuring potential users that there is nothing worse than watching football or a live music event sober. What, after all, is football without alcohol?

Says Palcohol:

Maybe you’re a college football fan. So many stadiums don’t even serve alcohol. What’s that about; watching football without drinking?! That’s almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.
What’s worse than going to a concert, sporting event, etc. and having to pay $10, $15, $20 for a mixed drink with tax and tip. Are you kidding me?! Take Palcohol into the venue and enjoy a mixed drink for a fraction of the cost.
Palcohol offers a cheap (and potentially dangerous) alternative to traditional, more expensive drinks that one would normally order.

But Palcohol is also diverse in its consumption methods, as its website boasts that you can, in fact, snort Palcohol, but that doing so would be “irresponsible.” Just like suggesting that your customers should snort your product.

So the next time you find yourself reaching for those Crystal Light water flavorers, just ask yourself: do I want water, or do I want a powderita?


LINK (http://www.bustle.com/articles/21715-meet-your-new-bff-powdered-alcohol-or-palcohol#ixzz2zQnfdDOv)

[LkrFan]

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:toast

[Wild Cobra]

Looks like losers have something else to snort now.