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LkrFan

04-21-2014, 03:33 AM

Which one of you classholes is RedRedempti:loln?

Choke city. We will never get ANYWHERE with Harden. **** this guy. Huge choker every year in the playoffs. ONE GOOD GAME last series. ONE.
Every other game it's like 30 points off 8-30.
Tired of this bull****.
Five years of TMAC and YAO all over again.

Caused a lot of butthurt with ^ p:lolst

ClutchFans (http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=253253)

Venti Quattro

04-21-2014, 03:42 AM

CROFL

Tmac never went 8-28 in the playoffs bro.

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 03:42 AM

Got this gem called "Harden doesn't play defense video" there as well:

wVYJULACcao

Good shit tbh :lol

hater

04-21-2014, 03:55 AM

:lmao I said all season this team is no contender

:lmao lolckets

Thread

04-21-2014, 04:42 AM

Woo Hoo!!!

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 05:15 AM

Beard has a PER (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3992/james-harden) of 23.51. Anyone posts anything else about this PER shit should be kicked in the family jewels with a steel toed boot tbh. Beard no defense playing ass has a PER higher than Tammy (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/215/tim-duncan) though. :lol

TDMVPDPOY

04-21-2014, 05:56 AM

one thing i noticed about the first round games regarding to these teams, raptors, rockets, warriors...they got plenty of chinese clowns in the stands...

should start renaming the teams...

Jodelo

04-21-2014, 06:08 AM

That Harden video of his "defense" is just hilarious! :lmao

Franklin

04-21-2014, 06:41 AM

The home court advantage is in fact a disadvantage when the opposing team is Portland (the Guest team) I think, because the Guests play better away from home vs. at home, which justifies their name.

AchillesHeel

04-21-2014, 07:05 AM

baseline bum

04-21-2014, 07:38 AM

If he had Chinky eyes they'd love him

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 07:42 AM

PER is purely an offensive stat.
Incorrect, asswipe. :)

Sportstudi

04-21-2014, 07:44 AM

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/849335775.gif?1398045041

:lmao

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 07:53 AM

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/849335775.gif?1398045041

:lmaoW:lolw

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 08:07 AM

Beverly might be out for the season:

Pat Beverly has sprained his right knee. It seems serious and sounds like his season may be over, but we'll know more today after an MRI this AM.

AchillesHeel

04-21-2014, 08:08 AM

Incorrect, asswipe. :)

it counts steals & blocks, that's it. Defense doesn't impact the rating all that much. Otherwise defensive specialists would have a much higher rating. I'm talking about Rodman & Ben Wallace. A guy like Harden, who plays 0 defense has a higher PER than peak Scottie Pippen :lol

Spurs9

04-21-2014, 08:21 AM

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/849335775.gif?1398045041

:lmao
Beard watching that dunk from the ground :lmao
:cry "lets rally around his beard for game2 guys" :cry

313

04-21-2014, 08:46 AM

Beverly might be out for the season:
gr news. we're a lock for the wcf now

Dex

04-21-2014, 08:54 AM

gr news. we're a lock for the wcf now

Yeah, because the Spurs have totally had Portland's number recently.

313

04-21-2014, 09:02 AM

Yeah, because the Spurs have totally had Portland's number recently.
:lol We'll be ready

Killakobe81

04-21-2014, 09:15 AM

That video just proves what I have been saying"

1. Not a TRUE "franchise guy "
2. Dude loves that reach around move ...does it every time he gets beat off the dribble
3. Also gets posted up by Wesley Matthews ...heck they switched Lin on Wes, shameful.

And i like Harden, Socal kid ...but he scares me we could be seeing "hibachi Arenas" 2.0 I think harden is better but a couple strong seasons does not make him a franchise player.

Fpoonsie

04-21-2014, 09:52 AM

2. Dude loves that reach around move ...does it every time he gets beat off

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg

Spur-Addict

04-21-2014, 10:07 AM

:rollin

Killakobe81

04-21-2014, 10:11 AM

Thread

04-21-2014, 10:57 AM

Beverly might be out for the season:

I'd be tickled...pink.

The_Coyote

04-21-2014, 01:09 PM

That Harden video of his "defense" is just hilarious! :lmao

http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/323734/mexican-matador-michelito-lagravere-performs-pass-bull-during-bullfight-plaza-monumental.jpg

¡OLÉ!

Koolaid_Man

04-21-2014, 02:56 PM

I'd be tickled...pink.

Me too!!! not that he can fuck with Lillard but just to see the look on Dwert's face....Lillard was torching that kid.....it was brutal

Arcadian

04-21-2014, 02:59 PM

:lol "clutch city"
:lol team is actually very anti-clutch

Sybok

04-21-2014, 04:00 PM

:lmao I said all season this team is no contender

:lmao lolckets

Shut your lying ass up.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231592&page=2&p=7251014&viewfull=1#post7251014

You predicted the Rockets would beat the Blazers.

FkLA

04-21-2014, 04:20 PM

Got this gem called "Harden doesn't play defense video" there as well:

wVYJULACcao

Good shit tbh :lol

Jesus christ, I like Beard but thats embarrassing tbh.

hater

04-21-2014, 04:21 PM

Shut your lying ass up.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231592&page=2&p=7251014&viewfull=1#post7251014

You predicted the Rockets would beat the Blazers.

So predicting they get to round 2 = believing they are contenders?? :rolleyes reading comprehension fail dummy

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 04:26 PM

Shut your lying ass up.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231592&page=2&p=7251014&viewfull=1#post7251014

You predicted the Rockets would beat the Blazers.
:lol

FkLA

04-21-2014, 04:27 PM

Also after watching the entire video not only does he reach around with that slap poke/move constantly after getting beat he makes no effort to recover ... Oh, except teh school-yard clap and yell as the shooter is releasing his jumper. I did not realize how atrocious his defense is, me in my mid 30's could play better defense than Harden ...

tbf McHale is enabling him, that doesn't even look like a lack of ability it just looks like a lack of effort. A real coach could atleast have him playing average defense. I don't remember him being that bad defensively in OKC tbh.

Sybok

04-21-2014, 04:28 PM

So predicting they get to round 2 = believing they are contenders?? :rolleyes reading comprehension fail dummy

^compulsive liar and poser

ElNono

04-21-2014, 04:34 PM

tbf McHale is enabling him, that doesn't even look like a lack of ability it just looks like a lack of effort. A real coach could atleast have him playing average defense. I don't remember him being that bad defensively in OKC tbh.

It's a tricky situation because while the money comes in thanks to Rin, to build any kind of hype they need beard and dwert. Just like last night, any other coach that didn't fear for his job would've sat dwert down when they were hacking him. But McHale doesn't have much of a choice. Same applies with beard and his defense.

hater

04-21-2014, 05:20 PM

^compulsive liar and poser

^ Failed 2nd grade reading comprehension :lol

HI-FI

04-21-2014, 08:48 PM

Got this gem called "Harden doesn't play defense video" there as well:

wVYJULACcao

Good shit tbh :lol
:rollin
this almost makes me a fan of Harden. damn I laughed my ass off. he acts stoned on defense.

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 09:39 PM

:rollin
this almost makes me a fan of Harden. damn I laughed my ass off. he acts stoned on defense.

:lol at his DerekFisherdefendingTonyParkeresque level of defense

Gummi Clutch

04-21-2014, 09:40 PM

chinkfan.net :lol

Franklin

04-21-2014, 09:42 PM

The Guest team just won a game they were supposed to win. Rockets lost game one but it's still to early to say who will end up winning the series, I think. I wish the Soviet Union leaders were just faithless like those Crutchfans so they would have already surrendered to us even before we captured Ukraine and Belarus, but no, they continued fighting under the leadership of Stalin and ended up winning the war.

elmanutres

04-21-2014, 10:27 PM

Got this gem called "Harden doesn't play defense video" there as well:

wVYJULACcao

Good shit tbh :lol

:lmao Nice job finding that Fernando

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 10:36 PM

:lmao Nice job finding that Fernando

:lol No hay problema vato :tu

elmanutres

04-21-2014, 10:39 PM

:lol No hay problema vato :tu

no todavia hay una problema, eres lakerfag.

HI-FI

04-21-2014, 10:42 PM

:lol No hay problema vato :tu
you missed an amazing playoff game. the NBA having more parity makes it better, as I always figured. I know Laker fans just want 2002 WCF gifts, MVPau trades, but the league is heading in a good direction. :tu

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 10:43 PM

no todavia hay una problema, eres lakerfag.
:lmao

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 10:46 PM

you missed an amazing playoff game. the NBA having more parity makes it better, as I always figured. I know Laker fans just want 2002 WCF gifts, MVPau trades, but the league is heading in a good direction. :tu
I'm actually watching - and talking shit on ST when I can. I disagree with the above, of course. The NBA needs the Lakers to be good. It's good for ratings. I'm expecting Silver to pay us back real soon for the CP3 debacle. You know, how they gifted the BRHornets with the #1 overall pick (Unibrow) :)

spurraider21

04-21-2014, 10:52 PM

I'm actually watching - and talking shit on ST when I can. I disagree with the above, of course. The NBA needs the Lakers to be good. It's good for ratings. I'm expecting Silver to pay us back real soon for the CP3 debacle. You know, how they gifted the BRHornets with the #1 overall pick (Unibrow) :)
i dont give a shit about ratings, profitability, etc. as a fan, i want to see good ball.

its like the kobe contract. retards say ":cry but he makes the lakers way more than 25 mil per year. it was a good contract." on the flipside, smart fans recognize its bad for the team. profitability/ratings shouldn't matter to a fan

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 11:05 PM

i dont give a shit about ratings, profitability, etc. as a fan, i want to see good ball.

its like the kobe contract. retards say ":cry but he makes the lakers way more than 25 mil per year. it was a good contract." on the flipside, smart fans recognize its bad for the team. profitability/ratings shouldn't matter to a fan

Disagree. The Lakers are the 2nd biggest market in America. When they are good, it's highly profitable. Not to mention the revenue sharing (aka Laker foodstamps) your Peter Holt enjoys. Case in point, although the Laker hating fans don't want to see us in the playoffs - for shit talking purposes - I guarantee you the owners, or Silver don't share the $ame $entiment$

Bad analogy with Kobe's contract. It is a damn poison pill. The only thing good about it is that it's huge and could serve as a place holder for KD. That's provided Fredo puts together pieces that are good enough to make KD wanna leave. It starts with the draft. I'm hoping it's top 3. {fingers crossed}

spurraider21

04-21-2014, 11:11 PM

Disagree. The Lakers are the 2nd biggest market in America. When they are good, it's highly profitable. Not to mention the revenue sharing (aka Laker foodstamps) your Peter Holt enjoys. Case in point, although the Laker hating fans don't want to see us in the playoffs - for shit talking purposes - I guarantee you the owners, or Silver don't share the $ame $entiment$

Bad analogy with Kobe's contract. It is a damn poison pill. The only thing good about it is that it's huge and could serve as a place holder for KD. That's provided Fredo puts together pieces that are good enough to make KD wanna leave. It starts with the draft. I'm hoping it's top 3. {fingers crossed}
as a fan, i dont give a shit about profitability period, which is my point. i dont give a shit if peter holt enjoys it.

as for the second point, absolutely, its a poison contract. but their are laker retards that argue with me that it was a good deal because kobe :cry makes them so much more than 25 mil :cry.

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 11:40 PM

as a fan, i dont give a shit about profitability period, which is my point. i dont give a shit if peter holt enjoys it.

as for the second point, absolutely, its a poison contract. but their are laker retards that argue with me that it was a good deal because kobe :cry makes them so much more than 25 mil :cry.
You're playing checkers re: bolded. If the organization is profitable, they will likely be willing to break the bank to put a contender on the floor. That benefits us fans, who pay our hard earned money to see these guys play. Of course, if we have a fucked up season like in 2012 - despite a $128M payroll - we open ourselves up for diarrheaesque shit talk when it don't work. :lol

spurraider21

04-21-2014, 11:42 PM

You're playing checkers re: bolded. If the organization is profitable, they will likely be willing to break the bank to put a contender on the floor. That benefits us fans, who pay our hard earned money to see these guys play. Of course, if we have a fucked up season like in 2012 - despite a $128M payroll - we open ourselves up for diarrheaesque shit talk when it don't work. :lol
the franchises with money will always spend, good or bad. look at the knicks. the franchises in small markets that are winning will still be cheap, like the spurs and thunder. okc fucking let harden go over a couple of million and they didn't want to spend luxury tax

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 11:42 PM

the franchises with money will always spend, good or bad. look at the knicks. the franchises that are winning will still be cheap, like the spurs and thunder
Bad analogy. Knicks ain't won shit since before you were born. -10 points.

spurraider21

04-21-2014, 11:47 PM

Bad analogy. Knicks ain't won shit since before you were born. -10 points.
i didn't make an analogy...

and thats my point you fuck. big market teams will spend, winning or not. small market teams won't spend, winning or not

LkrFan

04-21-2014, 11:56 PM

i didn't make an analogy...

and thats my point you fuck. big market teams will spend, winning or not. small market teams won't spend, winning or notDamn, do I have to spell it out for your ole corn producing farming ass? :lol Since like 1979, the Lakers have had the best GM in NBA history. Yes, even after the Logo left the Lakers. Proof? Who has won the most rangs since Logo took over as GM for the Lakers? Exactly.

Part of the reason we've been successful is we had smart GMs and a generous owner to spend wisely. Logo/MK has been bending other GMs over for years with Dr. Buss footing the bill. Fredo has shown the same propensity for spending. It took Stern to step in and stop the raping with the CP3 trade. Y'all lucky :lol

spurraider21

04-21-2014, 11:58 PM

Damn, do I have to spell it out for your ole corn producing farming ass? :lol Since like 1979, the Lakers have had the best GM in NBA history. Yes, even after the Logo left the Lakers. Proof? Who has won the most rangs since Logo took over as GM for the Lakers? Exactly.

Part of the reason we've been successful is we had smart GMs and a generous owner to spend wisely. Logo/MK has been bending other GMs over for years with Dr. Buss footing the bill. Fredo has shown the same propensity for spending. It took Stern to step in and stop the raping with the CP3 trade. Y'all lucky :lol
wow, way to type all that shit and not make a point. you are giving an example of a big market team that has spent a lot of money. once again, i dont give a fuck about anything you just said. big market teams, whether they are good or bad, will always spend money. always. small market teams, good or bad, will always be frugal.

you can type up another novel about the lakers history, but it won't change that.

LkrFan

04-22-2014, 12:13 AM

wow, way to type all that shit and not make a point. you are giving an example of a big market team that has spent a lot of money. once again, i dont give a fuck about anything you just said. big market teams, whether they are good or bad, will always spend money. always. small market teams, good or bad, will always be frugal.

you can type up another novel about the lakers history, but it won't change that.
:lol - of course you don't care. It's cool though. Your LDS is showing again. Now get your candyass back on topic. This is a Rocket thread. :lol