Bonzi Wells releases 550 page report on Jailblazers locker room

[Truckules]

Searched the forum but didn't see any posts about it.

http://leaveit2divac.com/bonzi-wells-releases-independent-report-on-jail-blazers-locker-room-culture/

Seems fake to me as I can't find any other source but damn is it funny.

[Franklin]

550 pages :lmao shit's almost as good as a doctoral dissertation

[Venti Quattro]

Bonzi is still a dumb piece of shit. Why not make this into a full-pledged book instead of an independent report

[Thebesteva]

This shit is hilarious if true

[Biernutz]

He could have sold this for a movie

[ColinB]

Funny, but fake.

Bonzi Wells writing a 550 page report. :lol

[sook]

That nigga don't even know how to read or write, didn't he lose like 10 million dollars off a contract because he read it wrong or something?

[Franklin]

I don't think it was because of misreading that he joined Houston for shitty pay. Dude just wanted to join Adelman and he thought he would get a significant role on the Rockets squad, but only to later find out that he was fooled.

[Double-Up]

I don't think it was because of misreading that he joined Houston for shitty pay. Dude just wanted to join Adelman and he thought he would get a significant role on the Rockets squad, but only to later find out that he was fooled.

That butterball fuck never got in shape.

[jeebus]

Lubin' Ruben :lmao
"I told him he would probably miss and hit Steve Kerr" :lmao
2nd biggest bust :lmao
Coach Stevie Wonder :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

That nigga don't even know how to read or write, didn't he lose like 10 million dollars off a contract because he read it wrong or something?

LOL@Rox fan getting all Salty over ex Blazers when it's current Blazers that's fucking you RAW :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

that shit is funny....Rasheed with all the dick play...:lmao and LOL @ Pedo Kemp trying to one up the self proclaimed Kobe stopper :lmao

[Expert]

There's funnier stuff here tbh.

[tlongII]

Funny piece! :lol

[LkrFan]

At this point, Shawn became legitimately concerned for his safety. He even sought out extra security personnel for himself and all of his kids that he knew of.”
:rollin

[lefty]

I dont care if that shit is real or not, it's funny

[scanry]

Good material right there. Now where's mono to dig up the full report.

[gambit1990]

Zach just lost it and fired a 5 lb. plate at Jeff. He missed way high and hit veteran center Chris Dudley in the back of the head. He had no idea what hit him. Zach actually felt pretty bad about it; Rasheed thought it was hysterical. Duds was out cold and we had no idea what to do.
:lol

[Mugen]

:lmao i lost it at "Saboners" tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol

this article is the shit of legends...I want more,.....:lmao what about Damon Stoudamire *aka* Mighty Mouse....

I heard Rod Strickland used to eat hog dogs before every game and would be throwing up in the locker room by half-time :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

would be sweeet if link to full article

[lefty]

this article is the shit of legends...I want more,.....:lmao what about Damon Stoudamire *aka* Mighty Mouse....

I heard Rod Strickland used to eat hog dogs before every game and would be throwing up in the locker room by half-time :lmao
In 95-96, Rod threw up during a pre-season game

[Franklin]

That butterball fuck never got in shape.
You could say that same shit about Shaq back then. Bonzi took a huge wet shit on the Spurs in the first round playoffs the prior season and he was legitimately offered a 6m/yr something extension by the Kings that summer, but he declined the Kings and signed with the Rockets where he would find himself trapped in a subordinate role next to Yao and Tlacy McGlady.