Naming your kids..

[Malik Hairston]

I hate kids, tbh, and I don't plan on having any in the neat future, but I find amusement in discussing the names of kids..

For those that have children, what did you name them, and for the others, do you have preferred names in mind for your future kids?..

[Spur|n|Austin]

Yeah if we have a boy we want to name him Jack, if we have a girl we want to name her Olivia.

[The Gemini Method]

Jamaal Chen

[ashbeeigh]

If you're a girl and haven't thought about baby names you're lying to yourself.

[baseline bum]

I like the first/middle name combo of Reinhard Eichmann

[Katherine Robinson]

Mistake if HE comes out to be anything other than a pure blooded aryan.

[TE]

Uh oh. Discussing the names of your future children usually means the GF/Fiancée/Wife brings it up...hope it isn't the case with you.

[FkLA]

I'll leave everything but the first son (who wiill be FkLA Jr) to the woman. As long as she doesnt choose some beta or outlandish name I won't interfere tbh.

[Trill Clinton]

the names will be arabic or muslim. i'm torn between malik, tariq, nasir and ahmad.

[The Gemini Method]

I'm probably going to name my kids off-the-beaten-path names. You know, to fit in with the hipster Californian lifestyle I lead.

[IrisHockey]

Nothing like Tim Duncan or Daniel John

[Malik Hairston]

Nothing like Tim Duncan or Daniel John

:lol..

[Malik Hairston]

Uh oh. Discussing the names of your future children usually means the GF/Fiancée/Wife brings it up...hope it isn't the case with you.

:lol nah, not for another 5 years, tbh..

She doesn't like any of the names I like, though, anyways..

If I have a girl, I'd like to name her "Apron", but I haven't received positive responses from any girl I've told about it:lol..

[Malik Hairston]

the names will be arabic or muslim. i'm torn between malik, tariq, nasir and ahmad.

Malik and Nasir are nice names, tbh..

[Leetonidas]

I know I'm gonna get lol'd at this but I wanna name my son Achilles :lol

I like Lucille Isabella for a girl. Sounds like a classy broad

[Franklin]

Something neutral like "Tracy" would suit Harlem's kid best, I think.

[Reck]

I've always liked Sarah for a girl's name. Isabella as well.

That said, I would never want a girl for a daughter.

Or a boy..just not into kids either. But if I were to have a kid, I'd want it to be a boy.

[ashbeeigh]

That said, I would never want a girl for a daughter. .

You want a boy daughter? That's strange.

[CuckingFunt]

If you're a girl and haven't thought about baby names you're lying to yourself.

I'm a girl and I've never thought about baby names. Not even for a second.

[Koolaid_Man]

I hate kids, tbh, and I don't plan on having any in the neat future, but I find amusement in discussing the names of kids..

For those that have children, what did you name them, and for the others, do you have preferred names in mind for your future kids?..

For you...fuck kids.... first things first...you gotta stop taking cum loads up the ass :lol

[sook]

Cunt1 & Cunt2.

[Koolaid_Man]

an oldie but goodie: :lmao:lmao

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[Koolaid_Man]

Cunt1 & Cunt2.

:lmao

[benefactor]

Kayley is my daughter's name. I can't remember exactly where I got it from. Just heard it and liked it.

I'm not having anymore. I'm not trying to raise a teenager in my 50's. My brother and I took years off my dad's life while we were teens and he was in his early 50's. At 50 I plan to be chilling with a grandkid or two...not trying to raise another one.

All that said, I like Garrison for a boy. Always been one of my favorite names.

[FkLA]

Man black people get a lot of shit for some of the names they give (deservedly so)...but whites aren't far behind. What the hell is a Garrison? A Hunter? A Cody? A Connor? etc etc

[Venti Quattro]

That said, I would never want a girl for a daughter.

You want a boy daughter? That's strange.
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Reminds me of this.
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[rogues]

Man black people get a lot of shit for some of the names they give (deservedly so)...but whites aren't far behind. What the hell is a Garrison? A Hunter? A Cody? A Connor? etc etc
Those are the names that inbreds, typically of the Eastern Texan variety, think of:lol..

[ashbeeigh]

I'm a girl and I've never thought about baby names. Not even for a second.

I deleted my parentheses when I originally posted that. I was going to say that you may be the exception to the rule. And I was right.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

Reminds me of this.
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That was exactly what I was thinking of! I didn't want to dig through the internet to find that though.

[Malik Hairston]

Those are the names that inbreds, typically of the Eastern Texan variety, think of:lol..

:lol I fucking hate the names Cody and Connor, tbh..

[Two10Whitey]

Who would name their kid Dick?

[spurraider21]

Man black people get a lot of shit for some of the names they give (deservedly so)...but whites aren't far behind. What the hell is a Garrison? A Hunter? A Cody? A Connor? etc etc
I like George carlin too tbh

[spurraider21]

http://youtu.be/ohXn8WKpYaA

[spurraider21]

I like names that have built in nicknames. Very convenient IMO. Like james/Jim, Thomas/tom, Christopher/Chris. That way when ur pissed u can yell the full name and they know shits real

[z0sa]

Boy: Jr, afterwards dont care
Girl: dont care

[Koolaid_Man]

Chinese people name their kids by dropping a coin on a piece of metal and whatever sound comes back that's the name....Ting du seng :hat

[mrsmaalox]

Whatever you do, don't do the alliteration thing! Mine all ended up with K names but not on purpose. The oldest was Kenneth because I've always loved that name; then we had Monica a year later but lost her shortly after birth. A year after that we had another girl and had a nice name picked out--her birth was an emergency and very traumatic, I was under full anesthesia for over 24 hrs--and when I woke up her dad told me "Uh, by the way, I named her Keilie". It's pronounced Kee-Lee, and apparently he saw the name in one of those baby name books in the checkout lane of a grocery store. Then a year later when I was pregnant AGAIN, I read somewhere that if you have 2 kids with same first initial you should name the 3rd one the same way or they will feel left out. So that's how we ended up with Kevin; which was fine with me because I've never known an adult Kevin who wasn't super hot ;)

The worst part of it is when I'm nagging and ranting at them I constantly call them by the wrong name or worse I just end up stuttering "KKKkkkkkkkk" :lol

[The Reckoning]

naming your kid Don ensures he'll be a badass someday

[TDMVPDPOY]

u want ur kid to have a chinese name? the first sound u hear that a tin can makes when u roll it...name ur kid after it

[The Reckoning]

u want ur kid to have a chinese name? the first sound u hear that a tin can makes when u roll it...name ur kid after it


it's supposed to be what sound your knife and fork make when you drop them off the table

[ashbeeigh]

I love so many names that I think I will have to wait until I have the kids to narrow it down. I like relatively normal names, but names that won't be duplicated when a kid gets into school. For girls I like, Rosalia (like Rosa and Leah put together), Everlee, Emanuelle, Stella, Esperanza (and call her Hope), and Celina. For boys I like Xavier, Ezra and Christian for right now. I guess I have an E thing looking at that list now.

[Gummi Clutch]

faggots that like fingers up their asses can't procreate.

[spurraider21]

it's supposed to be what sound your knife and fork make when you drop them off the table
Chinese use chopsticks tbh

[benefactor]

Man black people get a lot of shit for some of the names they give (deservedly so)...but whites aren't far behind. What the hell is a Garrison? A Hunter? A Cody? A Connor? etc etc
Actually the first time I heard the name it was a black man's name. I don't care for either of those other names you mentioned either.

[Franklin]

I think the names need to sort of suit their looks. For example, girls named Sarah are mostly blonde, most guys with Mark being their first names are shorter than average, while Johns often have big noses and strong nasal voices etc...

[Chinook]

Really depends on the mother. I'm a mutt, so I imagine my kids will favor her more. That said, I like Soledad and Agnes is girls and Deacon and Seamus for boys.