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Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 12:42 PM
man...I stopped by an eatery this morning to get me a potato and egg only taco when I saw this nice looking Asian chic..I was getting ready to say "dam..hey baby what's your name"...before I could she smiled at a nigga and that was all she wrote...I didn't clown I just said to myself...ohhh I see that's how you roll...never mind it's cool... a few weeks back stopped at a BBQ place...amazing looking white girl comes to take my order and this girl had rows, and rows, and rows of extra teeth stacked on top of each other like a fucking barracuda...I felt bad for her because I know she catches hell in personal life...in this case her teef were yellow as hell too....it was pretty awful....I was like Dam...I almost started to offer to pay for her dental...but didn't want to look like as asshole...

mmTeh1Y3Cqg

SnakeBoy
05-01-2014, 01:18 PM
I was getting ready to say "dam..hey baby what's your name"...

:lol That weak shit wouldn't even work on an ugly girl...or a tranny.

cantthinkofanything
05-01-2014, 01:23 PM
I hear ya Kool. Kind of the story with my ex. I saw her at the pool. Smokin hot body...great face...sexy as hell. I walked up to her and said "wanna reenact the Battle of the Bulge?".
She started to laugh and opened her mouth.


http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001166947/ugly_girl_profile_pic_for_facebook_rape_xlarge.jpe g

The only thing that kept us together so long was her intellect and great sense of humor.

DD
05-01-2014, 01:24 PM
who still calls it an eatery?

Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 01:38 PM
who still calls it an eatery?

:lol a guy who's fawking with ya

Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 01:39 PM
:lol That weak shit wouldn't even work on an ugly girl...or a tranny.

it was a just a figure of speech of course my game is pimp tight ;-)

Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 01:40 PM
I hear ya Kool. Kind of the story with my ex. I saw her at the pool. Smokin hot body...great face...sexy as hell. I walked up to her and said "wanna reenact the Battle of the Bulge?".
She started to laugh and opened her mouth.


http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001166947/ugly_girl_profile_pic_for_facebook_rape_xlarge.jpe g

The only thing that kept us together so long was her intellect and great sense of humor.

I wish I could send you some links of some girls I know that are fine as fuck with fucked up grills...shit is pretty wild

Technique
05-01-2014, 02:06 PM
I don't fuck with any bitch with gap teeth

Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 02:10 PM
I don't fuck with any bitch with gap teeth

not even a little.....some gap can be cute and adds character especially if they got white straight teeth, nice kissable lips and a pretty smile

Technique
05-01-2014, 02:13 PM
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/88/96/ff88964cf6f5d8986373a315e648f890.jpg

True kool. But this bitch goes from a potential dime to a I'd still hit her

FkLA
05-01-2014, 02:20 PM
I don't fuck with any bitch with gap teeth

belladonna son, watch one of her vids and your opinion will change

Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 02:25 PM
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/88/96/ff88964cf6f5d8986373a315e648f890.jpg

True kool. But this bitch goes from a potential dime to a I'd still hit her

^ I like that man...that's what I'm talking bout...good looking girl, with nice teeth slight gap and very kissable lips....I can see the big vein going down the middle of my dick fitting perfectly in that gap :lol

Koolaid_Man
05-01-2014, 02:26 PM
belladonna son, watch one of her vids and your opinion will change

yep...the queen of ass eating...like I said before I've never a seen a woman eat ass as good as her..she's the fucking world guru....I jizz just watching her eat ass...she's the truth

Floyd Pacquiao
05-01-2014, 02:31 PM
http://thunderbird37.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jessica-pare-mad-men-YSL-Rouge-Pur-Couture-Rouge-Saadi.jpg

Floyd Pacquiao
05-01-2014, 02:34 PM
With mouth closed

http://www.lamag.com/Pics/Images/lastory/2013/jessicaPare_p.jpg

ChumpDumper
05-01-2014, 02:42 PM
Poor Jessica. They even shat on her teeth in direct dialogue on Mad Men.

DJR210
05-01-2014, 04:13 PM
belladonna son, watch one of her vids and your opinion will change

This. But wrap it up a few times, she's admitted she's got something..and be ready to get your butthole licked.

The Gemini Method
05-01-2014, 04:29 PM
If they have bad teeth--that can be fixed if not then hold on to dear life while getting head from 'em. She may be a grinder...

sook
05-01-2014, 04:33 PM
Poor Jessica. They even shat on her teeth in direct dialogue on Mad Men.

Never found her attractive, she looks like a horse.

http://thunderbird37.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jessica-pare-mad-men-YSL-Rouge-Pur-Couture-Rouge-Saadi.jpg

http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/18901_Horse_Modern_Teeth.jpg

Infinite_limit
05-01-2014, 04:35 PM
Kool thinks all these girls want his nuts when in reality they are forced to jot down his order of fried chicken & cornbread.

The Gemini Method
05-01-2014, 04:49 PM
Sook acting like he'd pass if she was wantin' the D.

sook
05-01-2014, 04:53 PM
Sook acting like he'd pass if she was wantin' the D.

My standards for handing out the D have dropped dramatically over the years, so that really isn't a good metric. Relationship material wise, she'd only be ok if she never opened her mouth. More suited to the type in Afghanistan , etc..

The Gemini Method
05-01-2014, 05:32 PM
My standards for handing out the D have dropped dramatically over the years, so that really isn't a good metric. Relationship material wise, she'd only be ok if she never opened her mouth. More suited to the type in Afghanistan , etc..

haha point well taken...burka bangin' tbh.

Buddy Mignon
05-01-2014, 07:51 PM
I'd fuck an ugly bitch before I fuck a cute chick with bad teeth. Poor dental hygiene doesn't just stop at the mouth. If she won't brush her teeth then she sure as hell won't wash her funky ass. But you country niggas shouldn't have a problem with fucked up grills. I've seen sistas with gold and diamond fronts... LOL!!! Southern white ho's are the worst when it comes to dental hygiene. I mean straight jagged edge teeth. Look at Rogue's yuck mouth slut.

The Reckoning
05-01-2014, 08:49 PM
^

virgin alert. i don't mind teeth so much it's all about the body karate.

DJR210
05-01-2014, 09:33 PM
My standards for handing out the D have dropped dramatically over the years, so that really isn't a good metric. Relationship material wise, she'd only be ok if she never opened her mouth. More suited to the type in Afghanistan , etc..

:lol I hear you, when it comes to a piece of ass these days I can give a fuck if the bitch was headless as long as she has a nice ass.

Edit: now I think about that, it does sound kinda Cubansucks-ish

Franklin
05-01-2014, 11:56 PM
Teeth are a pivotal part of one's beauty, if someone has fucked-up teeth then she/he should never be called a pretty girl/guy. Say, you guys are fucking morons to call Scarlett's teeth ugly. Her teeth ain't perfect but it definitely doesn't discount her beauty, if not contributing.

TDMVPDPOY
05-02-2014, 12:01 AM
Teeth are a pivotal part of one's beauty, if someone has fucked-up teeth then she/he should never be called a pretty girl/guy. Say, you guys are fucking morons to call Scarlett's teeth ugly. Her teeth ain't perfect but it definitely doesn't discount her beauty, if not contributing.

HEY ROGUE, fck u kent

Huey Freeman
05-02-2014, 12:18 AM
With mouth closed

http://www.lamag.com/Pics/Images/lastory/2013/jessicaPare_p.jpg

Screwed an Isreali chick who looked like a younger version of this, but with yellow ass teeth. I could kinda tell she was subconscious about it (was real quite). She was still a gorgeous girl. I'd fuck her again tbh.

baseline bum
05-02-2014, 12:27 AM
belladonna son, watch one of her vids and your opinion will change

She is a hard looking 32. I always figured she was at least in her 40s until I just looked that shit up tbh.

ChumpDumper
05-02-2014, 02:57 AM
My standards for handing out the D have dropped dramatically over the years, so that really isn't a good metric. Relationship material wise, she'd only be ok if she never opened her mouth. More suited to the type in Afghanistan , etc..I'd spring for the caps.

hehateme
05-02-2014, 09:52 AM
Georgia May Jagger - horses are jealous of her teeth.

I. Hustle
05-02-2014, 10:22 AM
I'm subconscious about my teeth.

LkrFan
05-02-2014, 08:25 PM
Never found her attractive, she looks like a horse.

http://thunderbird37.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jessica-pare-mad-men-YSL-Rouge-Pur-Couture-Rouge-Saadi.jpg

http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/18901_Horse_Modern_Teeth.jpg
Hee-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! :lmao