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RD2191
05-05-2014, 12:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cIkMfO5lo8

leemajors
05-05-2014, 01:02 PM
"remember, you're at my house!" :lmao

long video, but 6:25 if you want to hear the shovel thunk

RD2191
05-05-2014, 01:04 PM
"remember, you're at my house!" :lmao

long video, but 6:25 if you want to hear the shovel thunk
:lmao

RD2191
05-05-2014, 01:10 PM
Girl in black has zero defense, gaw damn. Just leaves her face wide open to taking hits.

DarrinS
05-05-2014, 01:15 PM
damn

The Reckoning
05-05-2014, 01:38 PM
funny how they have to take breaks to fix their hair

RD2191
05-05-2014, 01:42 PM
funny how they have to take breaks to fix their hair
:lol

Trill Clinton
05-05-2014, 01:59 PM
:lmao


she gave them a tour of her property and chickens before the fight.

stop hitting me in my face!

stop kicking me!

i think i broke my hand on your face!


the shovel to the side of ol girls head:lmao


good shit rob.

benefactor
05-05-2014, 02:01 PM
What did I just watch?:lol

Trill Clinton
05-05-2014, 02:07 PM
look at the 0:01 second mark. foreshadowing like a mofo:lol

RD2191
05-05-2014, 02:32 PM
What did I just watch?:lol

:lmao

RD2191
05-05-2014, 02:41 PM
look at the 0:01 second mark. foreshadowing like a mofo:lol

Good catch:lol

RD2191
05-05-2014, 02:42 PM
That's Virginia, or it looks like Virginia. Um Special kinda people there. I have never seen so many ugly bitches in my life. So glad to be back in Texas. I'm not sure if you would call those hillbillies though. There are no hills there. I think frost queens would be more appropriate.

I didn't know what to call them. I'm not hating on white folks but damn that's some trashy shit. Hilarious though.

Spur-Addict
05-05-2014, 03:02 PM
:rollin That sound when the shovel connected.

jag
05-05-2014, 03:26 PM
4:54-4:57

:lol just taking it like that

ginobili's bald spot
05-05-2014, 03:56 PM
look at the 0:01 second mark. foreshadowing like a mofo:lol


:lmao

DJR210
05-05-2014, 05:14 PM
robdiaz2191, we've had our disagreements, but I wanna extend a sincere thank you for bringing this wonderful video to my attention. You could not have asked for a better placement of that shovel. The stupid 3 year old's cry she let loose after the impact was priceless.

Made my fucking day.

:lol taking punch after punch and not even a flinch at 4:54
:lol basically using a shovel as a projectile (she released at the last second)
:lol that moment after taking a thrown shovel to the head and being unsure if you're dead
:lol "This is my house, don't hit me in the face"
:lol Was that a redneck "Worldstar" I heard at 7:20ish?

RD2191
05-05-2014, 05:22 PM
robdiaz2191, we've had our disagreements, but I wanna extend a sincere thank you for bringing this wonderful video to my attention. You could not have asked for a better placement of that shovel. The stupid 3 year old's cry she let loose after the impact was priceless.

Made my fucking day.

:lol taking punch after punch and not even a flinch at 4:54
:lol basically using a shovel as a projectile (she released at the last second)
:lol that moment after taking a thrown shovel to the head and being unsure if you're dead
:lol "This is my house, don't hit me in the face"
:lolIt's all good man. The video is just full of gold nuggets. So many things to laugh at and just so many questions. I hadn't laughed so hard in awhile. :lol

DJR210
05-05-2014, 05:25 PM
just so many questions

:lmao "so many questions"

Here's one.. what's it like to go deaf after a thrown shovel to to dome when refusing to leave someone's property?

Chris
05-05-2014, 05:30 PM
Shortened version with the goods
7iOJhByvk5o

Her head hits the ground hard. That throw would make a Spartan proud. Bitch was asked to leave, so she asked for that whooping imo. The short girl gives up because her reach can't compete, but she took thos jabs like Ali.

DJR210
05-05-2014, 05:34 PM
That throw would make a Spartan proud. Bitch was asked to leave, so she asked for that whooping imo. The BB gun would have been better for her, she should have let her run inside.

RD2191
05-05-2014, 05:42 PM
The BB gun would have been better for her, she should have let her run inside.
:lmao

RD2191
05-05-2014, 05:48 PM
Shortened version with the goods
7iOJhByvk5o

Her head hits the ground hard. That throw would make a Spartan proud. Bitch was asked to leave, so she asked for that whooping imo. The short girl gives up because her reach can't compete, but she took thos jabs like Ali.
:lmao

RD2191
05-05-2014, 06:06 PM
Does every single skinny chick have a fat best friend? I swear. lol

Infinite_limit
05-05-2014, 06:37 PM
Does every single skinny chick have a fat best friend? I swear. lol
It's the mediocre girl formula. 1 has to be the alpha female and the other does all the dirty work. Hot girls stick together for competition

RD2191
05-05-2014, 06:48 PM
Bastards removed the video:pctoss fuck youtube

DJR210
05-05-2014, 06:52 PM
Bastards removed the video:pctoss fuck youtube

Lmao, gotta be online somewhere.

DMC
05-05-2014, 06:56 PM
Dropped like a toilet seat.

Big Empty
05-05-2014, 07:05 PM
lmao good stuff!

RD2191
05-05-2014, 07:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OueOa95lIvE

RD2191
05-05-2014, 07:29 PM
Full vid for those who wanna watch it. :lol

RD2191
05-05-2014, 07:32 PM
Supposedly this went down in Ohio. So I guess they aren't hillbillies. :lol

Big Empty
05-05-2014, 07:38 PM
LMAO!!!!!

The Reckoning
05-05-2014, 09:35 PM
Supposedly this went down in Ohio. So I guess they aren't hillbillies. :lol



http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/148983/3517918-7089394321-drew-.gif

DJR210
05-05-2014, 09:36 PM
So I guess they aren't hillbillies. :lol

Bullshit, fucking barn in the background.

RD2191
05-05-2014, 10:38 PM
:lolgood one 2120

The Reckoning
05-05-2014, 11:48 PM
she's lucky it hit her with the blunt part

DMC
05-05-2014, 11:59 PM
She fortunate it hit her head, nothing up there to hurt. Now it could prevent her from having another baby before she's 12.

RD2191
05-06-2014, 12:00 AM
Wonder if the girl in black will face charges? Shit is going viral.

Flawless
05-06-2014, 12:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OueOa95lIvE

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

DMC
05-06-2014, 12:31 AM
Wonder if the girl in black will face charges? Shit is going viral.

The girl in pink was guilty of criminal trespass once she refused to leave when requested to do so by the property owner (or a representative thereof). Once that's established, reasonable force can be used to get her off the property, and the fact she was charged while trying to go to her own home means she has the right to defend herself. Throwing the shovel was a legal move because the girl was still on her property when it hit her. There's enough evidence to show that it was several girls against one, and that fair warning was issued.

ColinB
05-06-2014, 12:33 AM
Surprised this wasn't in Florida, tbh.

RD2191
05-06-2014, 12:49 AM
The girl in pink was guilty of criminal trespass once she refused to leave when requested to do so by the property owner (or a representative thereof). Once that's established, reasonable force can be used to get her off the property, and the fact she was charged while trying to go to her own home means she has the right to defend herself. Throwing the shovel was a legal move because the girl was still on her property when it hit her. There's enough evidence to show that it was several girls against one, and that fair warning was issued.
Thanks man. Good points.

MeloHype
05-06-2014, 01:57 AM
:lmao

MeloHype
05-06-2014, 02:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/za0yHIC.jpg

Franklin
05-06-2014, 05:35 AM
For wearing pink alone bitch deserved the spade, tbh.

Kawhi
05-07-2014, 01:31 PM
Is it true she died? I doubt it but I heard the bitch died

MeloHype
05-07-2014, 01:37 PM
Is it true she died? I doubt it but I heard the bitch died
https://31.media.tumblr.com/662d3e004baeb6b58b6f000f3aaad159/tumblr_n568vizpcn1rmxf6eo1_250.gif

Kawhi
05-07-2014, 01:39 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/662d3e004baeb6b58b6f000f3aaad159/tumblr_n568vizpcn1rmxf6eo1_250.gif:rollin

Darth_Pelican
05-07-2014, 01:48 PM
Is it true she died? I doubt it but I heard the bitch died

Unfortunately, she didn't die.


'Shovel fight girl' Miranda Fugate alive and well

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9330425.ece/alternates/w620/shovelfightgirl.jpg



Wednesday 07 May 2014

A fictitious article claiming that a US teen died after being hit on the head with a shovel has been revealed as a hoax after the girl in question tweeted “I'm not dead.. Idk why there's rumors [sic] saying I am.”

A video of Miranda Fugate scrapping with a fellow Ohio-teen identified as Emily Powers went viral earlier this week after an eight minute video was uploaded online.
The clip has since been remixed various times with the footage spliced together with everything from Mortal Kombat sound effects (https://vine.co/v/M6g0lHuQ7lW) to clips from children’s TV show Dora the Explorer (https://vine.co/v/M6bTq2Lwl2V).
Fugate, whose Twitter account features a bio reading “Weed <3 16 years old <3 Yes im the one who got hit with a shovel,” was reported as dead by a ‘viral’ website which describes itself as “a combination of real shocking news and satire news to keep its visitors in a state of disbelief.”
A report on the full video from the Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/06/girl-fight-shovel-video_n_5267723.html) notes that the “full story is even dumber than [the shovel clip] implies,” and that the fight between the two teens was planned in advance.
Commenters on blogs and social media seem to have taken the video to heart though, praising the artful use of “foreshadowing in the opening frame” and dubbing the central implement “Chekhov’s shovel” after the Russian dramatist’s famous maxim (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekhov's_gun):
“If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.” To paraphase some of the excited spectators in the video - it certainly went off.

mouse
05-07-2014, 01:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cIkMfO5lo8



Video?

RD2191
05-07-2014, 01:57 PM
Mouse don't bust my chops. YouTube took it down. :lol

Kawhi
05-07-2014, 01:58 PM
https://vine.co/v/M6g0lHuQ7lW

:lmao

Kawhi
05-07-2014, 01:59 PM
https://vine.co/v/M6bTq2Lwl2V


:lol

mouse
05-07-2014, 02:00 PM
Mouse don't bust my chops. YouTube took it down. :lol

If it was MyTube it would still be up.