Did Parker Consume His Baby's Placenta?

[The Reckoning]

such superhuman powers after the birth of his heir. is that against the NBA's peds policy?

[NRHector]

:lol

[testies]

:lol

[mudyez]

if so...i sure want some too

[SupremeGuy]

Don't mind me, I'm just here to masturbate. :jack

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Don't know whether to be disturbed or laugh uncontrollably.

[pgardn]

Sauté in olive oil
Lightly brown on all "sides"
Garnish with foreskins

-Julia Lecter Childs

Now you can be disturbed as you are pinned in by two disturbing responses.

[The Reckoning]

http://cdn2.hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Tony-Parker-Toupargel-Surgel%C3%A9-sportif-cuisinier-basket-campagnes-pub-publicit%C3%A9-Annonceurs-ASVEL-star-France-T%C3%A9l%C3%A9visions.jpg

"le recipe for success. bon appetit!"

[The Reckoning]

http://youtu.be/y8RslFT-U7s

[DDUBB1770]

More realistic is his lady's vag is destroyed so he's not getting any!!! Lots of extra testosterone!!! Same for manus performance in round 1!!!

[Drachen]

Tony will just borrow Danny Green's girlfriend.

[Capster]

such superhuman powers after the birth of his heir. is that against the NBA's peds policy?

What a stupid thread........seriously, don't you have anything better to do?

[The Reckoning]

actually...

no

[lil'mo]

What a stupid thread........seriously, don't you have anything better to do?

:cry

[Spur|n|Austin]

What a stupid thread........seriously, don't you have anything better to do?

:lol wtf are you reading it then?

[jag]

What a stupid thread........seriously, don't you have anything better to do?

It's a valid question.


Question: "I'm due to give birth soon and keep reading about new moms eating placentas. It sounds so weird — are there really any benefits to this trend?"

Eating your placenta, or afterbirth, is called placentophagy, and while it’s not a new idea, it’s been getting a lot of buzz lately. The trend even gained celeb cred when January Jones (http://www.whattoexpect.com/celebrity/photo-gallery/top-pregnant-celebrities-of-2011.aspx#/slide-9), of Mad Men fame, said she’d popped placenta pills after the birth of her son to help avoid the baby blues and keep her energy up.
In theory, eating placentas seems to make some sense. After all, the placenta is a baby’s in-utero power pack, providing the fetus with all the vitamins, minerals, and nutrients — not to mention oxygen — to grow from just a few cells to a full-fledged tiny person. The placenta is also loaded with iron and vitamins B6 and B12

It sounds like it'd be great for a pre-workout stack. Wouldn't surprise me if TP saved that placenta in a freezer so he can nibble on it a few hours before every game...tbh.

[313]

It's a valid question.



It sounds like it'd be great for a pre-workout stack. Wouldn't surprise me if TP saved that placenta in a freezer so he can nibble on it a few hours before every game...tbh.seems legit

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

When I was ballin' I used to eat an aborted fetus before each game, and I am here to say that the health benefits are real. An instant burst of protein, nutrition and energy in every bite.

Not sure about the placentas though, sounds a bit too chewy for my tastes.

[boutons_deux]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQZiElLp-E

[Skull-1]

such superhuman powers after the birth of his heir. is that against the NBA's peds policy? :lol

[Darius McCrary]

:lmao :lmao
The Reckoning FTMFW

[DMC]

Animals do it.

[slick'81]

No shit last years tony is great to see

[lil'mo]

Placenta sounds really good. Cook it up like liver and onions :hungry:

[DieMrBond]

I've eaten placenta before.

[heyheymymy]

dudes im rolling over here lol! hilarious thread all around, you guys stole all the hilarious bits i was gonna do though. i wanted to drop the 'fava beans' bit and the 'against leagues peds policy' bit as well. too slow

[The Reckoning]

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