***The Official 2014-2015 Jacksonville Jaguars Suck Thread***

[Holden_Caulfield]

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but at least we get this :cry


http://www.lostlettermen.com/files/images/uploads/slideshow/Lindsey_Duke_8.jpg

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/lindsey-duke-ucf-202.jpg

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2013/01/lindsey-duke/02-lindsey-duke.jpg

[spurraider21]

u gna be a raider fan when we take Carr?

[Holden_Caulfield]

u gna be a raider fan when we take Carr?i do live in cali :lol, if you can live through a decade of embarassment, i should be able to bu yeah i'll be rooting for them raidazzz

[spurraider21]

i do live in cali :lol, if you can live through a decade of embarassment, i should be able to bu yeah i'll be rooting for them raidazzz
you from Fresneck?

[Holden_Caulfield]

you from Fresneck?
nahhhh but i live close to where derek carr played in hs

[spurraider21]

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/ucf/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/9113818.jpeg

[Holden_Caulfield]

blake bustles is gonna sit the season. :lmao spends at top 3 pick to sit. embarassing.

[spurraider21]

blake bustles is gonna sit the season. :lmao spends at top 3 pick to sit. embarassing.
gna learn behind checkdown Chad? :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

gna learn behind checkdown Chad? :lol
sad thing is chad has a stronger arm :cry

[Clipper Nation]

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You're in luck, Holden_Caulfield! :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

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You're in luck, Holden_Caulfield (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23326)! :lol
qbs with crappy names, gabbert, leftwich and now bortles. fml :cry
and i was planning on attending the chargers jags game this year too. fucking jaguars :bang

[Holden_Caulfield]

the jags wouldve picked bortles even if clowney was available :lmao

[spurraider21]

the jags wouldve picked bortles even if clowney was available :lmao
lel

[The Gemini Method]

Such optimism. Whiner.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Such optimism. Whiner.
says the dude whose team just won the superbowl :cry

[Holden_Caulfield]

dont know what to feel about the lee pick. he had the most drop rate of all the top WRs this year. we already have shorts and sanders as the small and shifty receivers, we need a big receiver :cry

[spurraider21]

Bortles #3
Carr #36

[Holden_Caulfield]

boom! a pick i finally like! welcome to Jacksonville Allen Robinson!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

my review of the jags pick

1.3 Blake Bortles QB UCF
Hate this pick, I like Bortles but i graded him late first early second and thought at 3 is a huge reach, any qb in this class is a reach at 3. Sure he has elite measurables and he ran well at the combine but his throwing mechanics is terrible. His arm is average at best, hopefully be improves his mechanics thus improving his arm strength. I've seen half of his games this past season and he didnt impress me enough to warrant a top 5 pick. HUGE REACH. D+

2.7 Marqise Lee WR USC
Not sure how to feel about this pick, he had a tremendous 2012 campaign winning the biletnikoff award but he struggled with an apparent mcl sprain this previous season and he had the highest drop rate out of the top WR prospects. If his struggle is due to his injury, this would be a steal but I don't want to get excited yet. B-

2.29 Allen Robinson WR PSU
My favorite pick from the Jags draft. We needed a redzone target at the WR position with strong hands and big YAC threat. A

3.29 Brandon Linder OG Miami
Well we needed help on the interior badly and he has experience in about every position. Know nothing about him :lol but he used to play for our OC so it should be a good pick. C

4.14 Aaron Colvin DB OU
Supposedly had he not tore his ACL during the senior bowl, he wouldve been a lock to go in the second round. Our secondary needs youth and he has starter potential if he recovers well. B-

5.4 Telvin Smith ILB FSU
Played well during the NCG and tested positive for drugs during the combine. Fast and instinctive. We needed youth at the LB position and hopefully he gets his shit together and stop failing his drug test

5.29 Chris Smith DE Arkansas
Our Bruce Irvin.

6.29 Luke Bowanko C Virginia
Hopefully the heir for dinosaur Brad Meester

7.7 Storm Johnson RB UCF
When i watched UCF this year, he was the one impressing me not Bortles. Hopefully he resolves his fumbling issues and be a nice complement to Gerhart

This whole draft depends on Bortles, They surrounded him with good talent but apparently he will sit out the 2014 season but regardless of who starts we will suck and secure another top 10 pick. IMHO if you draft a player top 5, they should start no matter what.

I'm expecting 3-5 wins and hopefully Bortles shows some promise. if he even plays :cry

Overall a solid draft. B- and could be higher depending on bortles.

in bortles we trust

[Spur-Addict]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000349981/article/jaguars-owner-justin-blackmon-situation-a-tragedy

Since Blackmon is likely gone, if/when he is reinstated, I'm wondering where he'll end up. Too bad we won't be seeing the Bortles to Blackmon connection :cry

He's welcome in the Northwest. Save the chron for the off season :smokin

[djohn2oo8]

lol Bortles.

[spurraider21]

One thing I love about Bortles is he still seems comfortable in a messy pocket.

[Darth_Pelican]

Holden_Caulfield

Jaguars to have poolside cabanas

Updated: June 9, 2014, 12:53 PM ET
By Darren Rovell (http://search.espn.go.com/darren-rovell/) | ESPN.com

Jags To Offer Poolside Viewing At Games


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0609/nfl_jaguars_stadium1_300x300.jpg (http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0609/nfl_jaguars_stadium1_600x600.jpg)Courtesy Jacksonville JaguarsThe Jaguars have taken out 9,500 seats in the north end zone and are replacing them with a two-level party deck space that includes two pools and 16 cabanas complete with plush furniture.


The team has taken out 9,500 seats in the north end zone and is replacing them with a two-level party deck that includes two pools and 16 cabanas complete with plush furniture.
Companies or fans can rent one of the four poolside cabanas on the first level for $12,500 a game, or $250 per person. The package includes 50 tickets and is all-you-can-eat and drink. Wine and beer will be served through the third quarter, as is the case with the rest of the stadium.
A similar package of 20 tickets on the upper level of the party deck, which does not include pool access, costs $3,000 a game, or $150 per person.
Chad Johnson, the team's senior vice president of sales, said the team has sold 65 percent of the in-stadium cabanas for the 2014 season.
"We're targeting businesses who want to entertain some of their clients or even their own employees," Johnson said. "What we've built here you can't get anywhere else."
The party deck is part of a $63 million renovation to the Jaguars' EverBank Field that will include the world's largest HD LED video screens, new seats on the field and tables in the club sections.
"We wanted to take areas in our stadium that were underperforming and get creative," Johnson said. "It's no secret that we've had tarps on seats, so we wanted to turn that around and build premium areas."
Aside from having just 11 wins in the past three seasons, Johnson said the team is challenged by the fact that Jacksonville has the second-highest population turnover of an NFL city after Washington, D.C.
That means doing things that no other NFL team does. Starting this season, the Jaguars will be showing a constant stream of the NFL Red Zone feed in the four displays in the end zones so fans can watch the Jaguars while keeping up with the rest of the league or tracking their fantasy team.

[Holden_Caulfield]

damn looks promising. hopefully bortles pans out :cry

[The Gemini Method]

You getting bottle service at the Jags game sometime, Holden?

[spurraider21]

Bortles* service

[The Gemini Method]

Bortles* service

Haha! Good one...get your redic Bortles service at the Jags game...best way to go through a 4-12 season tbh.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Jaguars second-year wide receiver Ace Sanders (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/8528/ace-sanders) disclosed Tuesday that he’s in line for a four-game NFL suspension under the league’s substance-abuse policy

more reps for our 2nd round WRs...

[RGMCSE]

Jaguars second-year wide receiver Ace Sanders (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/8528/ace-sanders) disclosed Tuesday that he’s in line for a four-game NFL suspension under the league’s substance-abuse policy

more reps for our 2nd round WRs...

SMH. Homie's on that lean... Sad too cause he was prime for another solid year. 51 receptions as a rook with Gabbert and Henne at QB:wow. Sonofabich!

[Holden_Caulfield]

blackmon sees your dui and raises you a marijuana possession, your move josh gordon :lol


:cry

[RGMCSE]

blackmon sees your dui and raises you a marijuana possession, your move josh gordon :lol


:cry

Fuck this guy, next thing you know he sobers up and signs with the titans and becomes chris carter 2.o.

[RGMCSE]

Check out these fucking boards!!!:wow



http://nyti.ms/1u3uX85

http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000294264

[RGMCSE]

:wow SCOREBOARD!

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[Holden_Caulfield]

fuuuuuucking niiiiice :cry :cry

[spurraider21]

:lol punking jerry-world

[RGMCSE]

fuuuuuucking niiiiice :cry :cry

Here's a closer look: 3DGYMIhDIhs

More videos are popping up on youtube. The boards clarity and improved surround sound plus the fact that there are TWO huge screens is unreal. But to add to it they hired a Hollywood production company to manage the content. The plan is to stay on the cutting edge of graphics and video content so it doesn't become stale.

[RGMCSE]

:lol punking jerry-world

I think Houston and Dallas had the largest boards till now. The Jaguars slogan was "Not everything is bigger in Texas" :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

I think Houston and Dallas had the largest boards till now. The Jaguars slogan was "Not everything is bigger in Texas" :lol
yeeeee niggaaaa we moving on up, hopefully noodle arm bortles pans out

[Kawhi]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3LxCFXj1--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/flbothxguhogep3piv7o.jpg

:lol

[RGMCSE]

Khan livin that American dream! Pimp Status!

[Holden_Caulfield]

damn we picked up ramses barden, i saw him play a few times at cal poly. i thought he'd have a solid nfl career. hopefully he makes an impression

[spurraider21]

damn we picked up ramses barden, i saw him play a few times at cal poly. i thought he'd have a solid nfl career. hopefully he makes an impression
one of my dad's cousins teaches at Cal Poly and Barden was in one of his classes. he was like "oh shit, who's this behemoth?" i always kept an eye on him once he got drafted but the guy sucks. its another failed Matt Jones type thing

[Holden_Caulfield]

:cry start bortles :cry

[Holden_Caulfield]

just rewatched the game and our 5th round DE Chris Smith had a fantastic game. Dude is lighting quick off the line. I have high hopes for him at the leo spot

[RGMCSE]

just rewatched the game and our 5th round DE Chris Smith had a fantastic game. Dude is lighting quick off the line. I have high hopes for him at the leo spot

Hey hommie, it's funny but dare I say: WE STAAAAAAACKED on that dline bruh. Secondary is yound and stout too. Gus bringing that LOB blueprint to the Ville.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Hey hommie, it's funny but dare I say: WE STAAAAAAACKED on that dline bruh. Secondary is yound and stout too. Gus bringing that LOB blueprint to the Ville.
Henne is playing the first half this thursday. im glad bortles is getting a few 1st team reps though! :cry free bortles :cry

[spurraider21]

Henne is playing the first half this thursday. im glad bortles is getting a few 1st team reps though! :cry free bortles :cry
if he looks like he's not going to get completely destroyed a la David Carr, or Gabbert, you might as well throw him in. wasting a year on henne is just pointless

[Holden_Caulfield]

if he looks like he's not going to get completely destroyed a la David Carr, or Gabbert, you might as well throw him in. wasting a year on henne is just pointless
our "starting" center played horrible last week, man if we had landed alex mack :bang. as much as i want bortles to sit out the majority of the year, seeing him perform better than i expected, i want to see the future now. especially after using the 3rd overall pick on him.

[RGMCSE]

our "starting" center played horrible last week, man if we had landed alex mack :bang. as much as i want bortles to sit out the majority of the year, seeing him perform better than i expected, i want to see the future now. especially after using the 3rd overall pick on him.

The only thing that makes me hesitate is the fact that the right side of the Oline is new from the center on. I rather henne get beat up first before throwing the rook in. Atleast it will lend some buffering to find out what a work around to the oline will be.

[spurraider21]

Bortles will be getting a full quarter with the 1's in the third preseason game. awful lot of pressure here, knowing his potential to start is in the balance

[Raven]

The only thing that makes me hesitate is the fact that the right side of the Oline is new from the center on. I rather henne get beat up first before throwing the rook in. Atleast it will lend some buffering to find out what a work around to the oline will be.

good take.

[RGMCSE]

good take.

:tu

[Holden_Caulfield]

cant wait to watch the game, bortles statline looks great! finally got his first TD, that dude allen hurns though, outplaying marqise :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

man gerhart is sooo fucking slow

[spurraider21]

man gerhart is sooo fucking slow
peyton hillis post madden cover tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lol our best blocker is out 2 months. Rip gerhart. Mr 2.0 ypc

[Holden_Caulfield]

based bortles is in!! now we can suck and we have a good excuse :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

kind of late but bortles is the starter the rest of the way. much earlier than i wanted but and even expected but it was the only move to make after seeing henne play the first 3 games. i still think he was a huge reach at 3 but im praying he proves me wrong and i think he will.

:lobt2:In Based Bortles We Trust :lobt2:

New Era of Jaguars Football

:cry

[Aztecfan03]

kind of late but bortles is the starter the rest of the way. much earlier than i wanted but and even expected but it was the only move to make after seeing henne play the first 3 games. i still think he was a huge reach at 3 but im praying he proves me wrong and i think he will.

:lobt2:In Based Bortles We Trust :lobt2:

New Era of Jaguars Football

:cry

At least(for him) his first full game is going against a banged up defense.

[spurraider21]

so is blackmon playing next year?

[Holden_Caulfield]

so is blackmon playing next year?
he is eligible to apply for reinstatement, just finished his rehab a few weeks ago

sorry brah we are keeping him, you can have cecil shorts though :lol

[spurraider21]

:cry pls, Carr needs a receiver better than TOSB james jones

[Holden_Caulfield]

:cry pls, Carr needs a receiver better than TOSB james jones
you guys got cap space to lure anyone, hopefully you guys choose a competent hc

[Holden_Caulfield]

there goes a top 5 pick :cry, we need to clean house again, gm and coaches. fuck it trade for harbaugh

[spurraider21]

Holden Caulfield :lol

Jax needs to pull another Bortles and pick Randy Gregory. Dropping Williams into our laps.