Tim Duncan's pre-game ball hug

[monosylab1k]

I've come to a decision, that thing is gay as shit. It's going to suck knowing that will get replayed for the rest of time in the NBA as some sort of historic pre-game ritual. It just looks stupid and contrived - always has, but I never felt the need to mention it until now. It's just as awful as LeBron's chalk routine, maybe moreso. At this point even Timmy has to know how faggy it looks, but he's superstitious about it so whatever.

[Calispursfan11]

I've come to a decision, that thing is gay as shit. It's going to suck knowing that will get replayed for the rest of time in the NBA. At this point even Timmy has to know how faggy it looks, but he's superstitious about it so whatever.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=5048&dateline=1397759845

[monosylab1k]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=5048&dateline=1397759845

Good one! So fresh it smells like vanilla!

[Arnold Toht]

Timmy faggy

These are the things we know.

[monosylab1k]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=5048&dateline=1397759845

I mean, the My Little Pony schtick is such blatant, obvious bait. It's such obvious bait that even spurraider21 didn't bother to bite.

[RobbyH]

now that you mentioned him this is going to turn into a 5 page slugfest.

it'll be like the cops and the mob in True Romance

[HI-FI]

meanwhile....
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s379/bhurtgam/tom-brady-435_zps8e30adae.jpg

[AaronY]

lol ironic flannel

[Calispursfan11]

I mean, the My Little Pony schtick is such blatant, obvious bait. It's such obvious bait that even spurraider21 didn't bother to bite.

:lmao so obvious that you need to double post in response to it. And even if it's just a "schtick" which it's not, there's a little truth to every schtick... I mean, why did you pick my little pony and not some other gay shit. You're obviously into your little ponies brony.

[Jacob1983]

It's not gay. It's just a little childish and immature. He's just trying to be cute.

[Calispursfan11]

It's not gay. It's just a little childish and immature. He's just trying to be cute.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXGQGsv8eBQ

[AaronY]

Way to go for the jugular there, brah

[TDfan2007]

I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that he mutters something regarding his late mom every time he hugs the ball.

But either way, WGAF?

[Franklin]

mono must have lost a sig/avi bet to carry this avatar tbh

[DMC]

I'm thinking he gets a statue with that pose right in front of the AT&T Center, which is better than the Robinson "mmmmm you smell ready" hugging pose.

[KaiRMD1]

What's Dirk's pregame pose, choking?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luchfeJN8p1r2br17o1_500.jpg

[Calispursfan11]

mono must have lost a sig/avi bet to carry this avatar tbh

He called it "bait" which means he's using it voluntarily but if it's only "bait" why would he feel the need to explain it to us like he just did? He obviously feared that if he failed to explain it away as a "schtick" that someone, anyone, including GNSFs, would peg him as a homo. If not from outright closet faggotry, this fear stems at least from a severe sexual identity crisis within him. I wish him the best in coming to terms with this internal struggle.

[monosylab1k]

What's Dirk's pregame pose, choking?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luchfeJN8p1r2br17o1_500.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6ODhN7F1w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NvhxKicJY

[monosylab1k]

meanwhile....
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s379/bhurtgam/tom-brady-435_zps8e30adae.jpg

HI-FI doing his duty, jumping in front of the load and taking it in his face, per par etc

[Arnold Toht]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6ODhN7F1w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NvhxKicJY

Jimmy's finesse style fucked him up good when it mattered most.

[HI-FI]

HI-FI doing his duty, jumping in front of the load and taking it in his face, per par etc
expected vanilla response imo

[monosylab1k]

expected vanilla response imo

I'll take your word for it, Vanilla Crew would know vanilla better than anyone else tbh

[Calispursfan11]

expected vanilla response imo

I know, it seemed pretty vanilla like I've seen/heard it 100 times before. He needs new material.

[KaiRMD1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6ODhN7F1w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NvhxKicJY

Doesn't answer my question but I'll take that as a yes

[monosylab1k]

I know, it seemed pretty vanilla like I've seen/heard it 100 times before. He needs new material.

Honestly I still am not sure what differentiates you from other GNSF's but everyone says you're a Vanilla Crew rimjobber so congratulations on not being completely anonymous anymore.

[HI-FI]

I'll take your word for it, Vanilla Crew would know vanilla better than anyone else tbh
we do. your stuff is approaching Dane Cook edginess. We'd gladly make you an honorary member.

[monosylab1k]

Doesn't answer my question but I'll take that as a yes

LOL fall out boy fan

[Calispursfan11]

Way to go for the jugular there, brah

I didn't really have a choice. It was too easy. I'm thinking this thread needs to get linked to the lol thread tbh because Mono's new gay "schtick" is similar to that Naruto shit that reared its head a couple years ago. Ironically, that thread was started by him lol (no pun intended).

[monosylab1k]

we do. your stuff is approaching Dane Cook edginess. We'd gladly make you an honorary member.

crofl dane cook reference. because everyone knows he sucks.

[Calispursfan11]

Honestly I still am not sure what differentiates you from other GNSF's but everyone says you're a Vanilla Crew rimjobber so congratulations on not being completely anonymous anymore.

Congratulations for not attempting to explain yourself again.

[RobbyH]

I didn't really have a choice. It was too easy. I'm thinking this thread needs to get linked to the lol thread tbh because Mono's new gay "schtick" is similar to that Naruto shit that reared its head a couple years ago. Ironically, that thread was started by him lol (no pun intended).

do you even know what a pun is, vanilla boy

[spurraider21]

:)

[monosylab1k]

do you even know what a pun is, vanilla boy

:lmao

[HI-FI]

crofl dane cook reference. because everyone knows he sucks.
it was the closest and quickest comparison I could think of. It was a bland and stock response unfortunately, like repeating vanilla or try hard etc....

[Malik Hairston]

do you even know what a pun is, vanilla boy

:lmao:lmao..

[KaiRMD1]

LOL fall out boy fan

What the hell are you talking about? :lmao Mavsfan

[KaiRMD1]

Wait a minute, this nigga is Thunderup

[monosylab1k]

it was the closest and quickest comparison I could think of. It was a bland and stock response unfortunately, like repeating vanilla or try hard etc....

Or "Patriots = cheaters!" yeah you've already slotted yourself, the easily within reach dane cook reference was expected.

[apalisoc_9]

do you even know what a pun is, vanilla boy


:lmao:lmao

sorry calispurs

[HI-FI]

Wait a minute, this nigga is Thunderup
Yes. co-owner of rogues iirc

[monosylab1k]

Yes. co-owner of rogues iirc

lol iirc

[KaiRMD1]

lol iirc

Shut up faggot :lmao Go suck a friendship until the Magic comes out

[monosylab1k]

What the hell are you talking about? :lmao Mavsfan

:lmao fall out boy

[KaiRMD1]

:lmao fall out boy

Where do you get that I'm a fallout boy fan?

[monosylab1k]

Shut up faggot :lmao Go suck a friendship until the Magic comes out

Don't even need to attempt a retort, i'll just repost this over and over for everyone to enjoy.

[monosylab1k]

Shut up faggot :lmao Go suck a friendship until the Magic comes out

[Calispursfan11]

do you even know what a pun is, vanilla boy

I haven't memorized the dictionary definition obviously lol.

[monosylab1k]

I haven't memorized the dictionary definition obviously lol.

In other words, the only definition of the word "pun".

:lmao

[RobbyH]

I haven't memorized the dictionary definition obviously lol.

good luck in 6th grade english

[Calispursfan11]

In other words, the only definition of the word "pun".

:lmao

Ok, you win on that. Now admit that you're gay.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/Truff_Pix/CreepyBrony2.jpg

[monosylab1k]

HI-FI and two ESL's :lmao

*cue obligatory "yeah and we still super owned your vanilla ass! See when we call you vanilla we win! And now we post English words we don't know the meaning to!"

[monosylab1k]

Shut up faggot :lmao Go suck a friendship until the Magic comes out

[HI-FI]

^ obsessed

[monosylab1k]

^ obsessed

Oh shit!

[Calispursfan11]

Oh shit!

I thought you'd enjoy this trailer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohnuyqJyEW0

[monosylab1k]

I thought you'd enjoy this trailer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohnuyqJyEW0

Oh are you going for words you know the meaning to from now on? Good policy tbh :tu

[Strange Love]

Friendship is magic.

What's gayer than that shit, pickled fag?

[Calispursfan11]

Oh are you going for words you know the meaning to from now on? Good policy tbh :tu

You keep deflecting mono. I already conceded I need an English class but you still haven't addressed the issue at hand nor admitted that you're gay. Your attempt to deny this pony shit is gay just looks bad. So just admit it.

[Strange Love]

You keep deflecting mono. I already conceded I need an English class but you still haven't addressed the issue at hand nor admitted that you're gay. Your attempt to deny this pony shit is gay just looks bad. So just admit it.

Dude hangs around harlem and a pedo. Do the math.

:lol self proclaimed elite company

[monosylab1k]

You keep deflecting mono. I already conceded I need an English class but you still haven't addressed the issue at hand nor admitted that you're gay. Your attempt to deny this pony shit is gay just looks bad. So just admit it.

rofl biting on the most obvious of pump fakes.

Ibaka guarding Dirk type shit tbh

[monosylab1k]

Friendship is magic.

What's gayer than that shit, pickled fag?

CROFL "i know how to get him! Use my Depeche Mode loving troll to get him to post a 'lol says the faggy depeche mode lover' comment and then totally OWN him for it!"

Nice try. Actually, no, really shitty and obvious try.

[RobbyH]

Dude hangs around harlem and a pedo. Do the math.

:lol self proclaimed elite company

who's the pedo?

[Strange Love]

who's the pedo?

Irishock. As if that wasn't clear?

[spurraider21]

this place goes to shit when i'm not active for even a couple of hours

[RobbyH]

Irishock. As if that wasn't clear?

ooo, you sure about that?

[Strange Love]

CROFL "i know how to get him! Use my Depeche Mode loving troll to get him to post a 'lol says the faggy depeche mode lover' comment and then totally OWN him for it!"

Nice try. Actually, no, really shitty and obvious try.

Yeah of course you would think I'm his troll.

Because you know, everyone loves me so when someone disagrees with me I get all paranoid and think it must be my troll. Obvious is obvious cocksucker.

[Strange Love]

ooo, you sure about that?

Sure about what? That he's an Avante Jr.? Pretty sure. He's even stood up for Avante in the past as it turns out. :lol

[DAF86]

This thread incremented my intelect by 25%.

[RobbyH]

intelect

Good stuff, :tu

[DAF86]

Good stuff, :tu

http://international.chattgroup.com/es/productos/intelectr-advanced-combo

[DAF86]

Fucking witty wannabes are the easiest to get, tbh. :lol

[monosylab1k]

crofl the ESL Crew puttin in work tbh

[Arcadian]

I like it. At least it's original - Lebron stole the powder toss from Garnett.

[Sean Cagney]

Jimmy's finesse style fucked him up good when it mattered most.

Yeah that lead him to 4 titles, dickhead.

[Sean Cagney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6ODhN7F1w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NvhxKicJY

Why don't you show his missed FT to choke game 3 of the 06 Finals, faggot........

[z0sa]

Underplaying the chalk routine comparison.. calculated risk or genuine oversight?.. thats the only piece that got me going at all tbh.

[monosylab1k]

Why don't you show his missed FT to choke game 3 of the 06 Finals, faggot........

Okay, as soon as you label Duncan a career choker for one miss too.

[FkLA]

Dirk was a soft choker prior to '11. Not even sure how that is debatable.

Duncan could give away a championship and hed still be the GOAT PF and far from being a choker tbh.

[DD]

Spurfan would lay down in traffic with family in tow for Tim Duncan. Seriously, you're really this gung-ho about defending his homosexual pregame rituals?

[monosylab1k]

Dirk was a soft choker prior to '11. Not even sure how that is debatable.

Duncan could give away a championship and hed still be the GOAT PF and far from being a choker tbh.

Could?

[Clipper Nation]

Mono single-handedly shitting on the Vanilla Company ITT like Dirk shitted on Kirby in 2011 :wow

[UZER]

So vanilla is the new word of the day shtick here?

That's vanilla.

[unleashbaynes]

I'm glad Tim can make mav fans mad by simply hugging the ball. I hope he hugs it twice for you on the way to dragging his balls across your chin for ring numba 5, pimp. Because Dirk already got a taste of that ball salt.

[Franklin]

the vanilla company is just as shitty as the "elite" company tbh. The "Goddess" club was the only decent krew on this website but there's now only one public member remaining (my nigga Gummi)

[JeffDynasty]

I've come to a decision, that thing is gay as shit. It's going to suck knowing that will get replayed for the rest of time in the NBA as some sort of historic pre-game ritual. It just looks stupid and contrived - always has, but I never felt the need to mention it until now. It's just as awful as LeBron's chalk routine, maybe moreso. At this point even Timmy has to know how faggy it looks, but he's superstitious about it so whatever.

LOL, this coming from a guy who's spent the last 8 years on here trying to convince us that it's cool when his hero Jason Terry runs around the court every single game pretending to be an airplane.


Jet is soooooooooo cool when he flies around because his nickname is Jet! MFFL!!

[Jacob1983]

Spurs fans still salty and butthurt over 6. I love it.

[spurraider21]

Spurs fans still salty and butthurt over 6. I love it.
and you're still salty over every season except 2011 which is why you keep posting about how ":cry nobody can take it away from us"

[elmanutres]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NvhxKicJY

Ok who here was posting as Deltrons Lee :lol
http://s28.postimg.org/91dktikgt/Capture.jpg

[Strange Love]

Hey monosylab1k, nice turn out of a thread eh?

[ohmwrecker]

I'm OK with it. If you're a Duncan fan, you don't mind that he hugs a ball or waves at his kids or swats his teammates heads . . . I prefer that over being a fan of a chest beating retard.

[jag]

Am I alone in finding the term "Vanilla" to be the most played out and unfunny term on the Spurstalks?

[Strange Love]

Am I alone in finding the term "Vanilla" to be the most played out and unfunny term on the Spurstalks?

You're not. Pretty much everyone outside of the 3 amigos think that shit is cool.

Ironically enough, Clipper Nation, one of the worse and blandest poster here uses that term the most like he's at all intriguing.

[jag]

You're not. Pretty much everyone outside of the 3 amigos think that shit is cool.

Ironically enough, Clipper Nation, one of the worse and blandest poster here uses that term the most like he's at all intriguing.

Yeah...mono is a Tier 1 poster. He needs to disassociate himself from the whole thing. I think he's just emotionally damaged after the Mavs loss. He's acting out in anger. I can understand that nigga's pain...but he needs to stop arguing with calispursfan, before people think he's retarded enough to argue with calispursfan.

[HemisfairArena]

I've come to a decision, that thing is gay as shit. It's going to suck knowing that will get replayed for the rest of time in the NBA as some sort of historic pre-game ritual. It just looks stupid and contrived - always has, but I never felt the need to mention it until now. It's just as awful as LeBron's chalk routine, maybe moreso. At this point even Timmy has to know how faggy it looks, but he's superstitious about it so whatever.

Yeah,,,,and he won another title,,,,I cant believe he wasn't manly with a rainbow baby blue unicorn as his claim on life.