2014-15 NE CHEATriots Thread sponsored by Bill BeliCHEAT and Brady's gay hair

[monosylab1k]

Worst draft ever. Fuck this shit.

[Robz4000]

Y'all cheaters imo

[Clipper Nation]

Y'all cheaters imo
So are y'all, tbh :downspin:

[Robz4000]

So are y'all, tbh :downspin:

Everyone in the NFL cheats. Those that are good at it have rings...

[Fabbs]

Worst draft ever. Fuck this shit.
You are making excellent progress in dealing with reality.
After Philbilly and the Bolts put a reaming on your Cheatriots Sunday night Dec 7th, you chart should show even more gains.
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s379/bhurtgam/tom-brady-435_zps8e30adae.jpg

[Ricky Davis]

You are making excellent progress in dealing with reality.
After Philbilly and the Bolts put a reaming on your Cheatriots Sunday night Dec 7th, you chart should show even more gains.


December 7th? Won't you be off the Philbilly's bandwagon by then and coming up with funny nicknames for the head coach to be fired?

[sook]

eh. Glory days been over for a while. I don't get my hopes up anymore.

[IrisHockey]

best secondary in the afc

[Avante]

When you've won as many games in the last 10 years as the Pats have this goes far far beyond silly shit like....you cheated. No team in the league has a better coach/QB combo than the Pats. It doesn't seem to matter too much who the others are, they just keep winning. They went 14-2 in 2004 and 12-4 in 2013. They are always in the playoff hunt and they do it with all sorts of running backs/receiving gangs. It just doesn't matter.

No team has been as consistently good for as long, recently.

In the last 4 seasons they've gone....20-5 in the division, what other team can say that? Yep, none!

Pats had a great draft, Dominique Esley an SEC stud, Fleming one of the top linemen in the Pac12 and he's smart. Everyone but that Eastern Illinois QB made sense.

[703 Spurz]

eh. Glory days been over for a while. I don't get my hopes up anymore.

I'll take just a sliver of the success you douches have had the last 10 years tbh.

[spurraider21]

491328773821059072

[DD]

Eagles' Cary Williams: "Pats are still cheaters."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11317685/philadelphia-eagles-cb-cary-williams-stands-new-england-patriots-cheaters-opinion

[Trainwreck2100]

CHEATriots.

I don't get it

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Damn.. I miss mono..

[HI-FI]

Eagles' Cary Williams: "Pats are still cheaters."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11317685/philadelphia-eagles-cb-cary-williams-stands-new-england-patriots-cheaters-opinion

:lol
tbombs never get old.

[spurraider21]

Logan Mankins traded to the Bucs for TE Tim Wright and a 4th round pick

[Chinook]

Bucs needed someone and had an extra pick from the Zuttah trade. So this wasn't a bad deal from them at all. But I'm pretty much allergic to watching Pats games, so I dunno who their guard depth is.

[Raven]

damn that sucks, although i understand the reasoning behind it.

[HI-FI]

Bucs needed someone and had an extra pick from the Zuttah trade. So this wasn't a bad deal from them at all. But I'm pretty much allergic to watching Pats games, so I dunno who their guard depth is.
so overall it's a good deal for both sides? I saw an article that made it sound fishy, and of course there are rumors that Schiano is a Pats mole the same way Clipper Nation is a secret Pats fan.

[Chinook]

so overall it's a good deal for both sides? I saw an article that made it sound fishy, and of course there are rumors that Schiano is a Pats mole the same way Clipper Nation is a secret Pats fan.

I actually sort of question it from a Pats perspective. They have $4 Million in each of the next two years in dead money. So they are really only saving $2.25 Million this season and $2.75 Million next season. That seems like a small amount for a player of Logan's caliber. He's supposedly been really good so far in the preseason, so Belichick would have to really have some hidden knowledge for this to actually end up being a good deal in the foreseeable future of New England.

[HI-FI]

I actually sort of question it from a Pats perspective. They have $4 Million in each of the next two years in dead money. So they are really only saving $2.25 Million this season and $2.75 Million next season. That seems like a small amount for a player of Logan's caliber. He's supposedly been really good so far in the preseason, so Belichick would have to really have some hidden knowledge for this to actually end up being a good deal in the foreseeable future of New England.
hidden knowledge on Mankin's health or a deal under the table from both sides?

[Chinook]

hidden knowledge on Mankin's health or a deal under the table from both sides?

Former. Although it could be more that there's a player on their roster that Belichick thinks is going to be even better than Mankins.

[HI-FI]

Former.
thanks. Mankins is a badass but going to a decent situation imo.

[Clipper Nation]

Clipper Nation is a secret Pats fan.

:lol Why, because I post truthbombs about Fivehead's choke-artistry? I actually hate the Pats, just not quite as much as your Donks....

[HI-FI]

:lol Why, because I post truthbombs about Fivehead's choke-artistry? I actually hate the Pats, just not quite as much as your Donks....
sure. always hating on Manning, very quiet about Brady. people bring up spygate and you point out other teams' cheatings. it's all good, they your backup team like Cavaliers.

[Raven]

I actually sort of question it from a Pats perspective. They have $4 Million in each of the next two years in dead money. So they are really only saving $2.25 Million this season and $2.75 Million next season. That seems like a small amount for a player of Logan's caliber. He's supposedly been really good so far in the preseason, so Belichick would have to really have some hidden knowledge for this to actually end up being a good deal in the foreseeable future of New England.

nah, they are simply using spots of strength to get younger and cheaper. We have plenty of good guards and oliners in general and some had to be cut. Instead they have chosen to get a 4th, fill a massive hole and spend a lot less money. We'll need to resign some guys and capspace is important. Still, i hate losing such a great guard.

[monosylab1k]

Mankins was easily the biggest playoff choker in franchise history. Dominant in the regular season, then in the playoffs he made every scrub lined up against him look like Reggie White.

[Chinook]

Mankins was easily the biggest playoff choker in franchise history. Dominant in the regular season, then in the playoffs he made every scrub lined up against him look like Reggie White.

Good for the Mankins then that the Buvs won't be sniffing the post-season for a while.

[Raven]

Good for the Mankins then that the Buvs won't be sniffing the post-season for a while.

they may surprise actually.

[spurraider21]

i dont trust josh mccown for a full season. he's an elite backup though, and he does have weapons

[MultiTroll]

silly shit like....you cheated. Tom isth ferociousth.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5d/16/54/5d165443e4f992fac9723c7515f54e27.jpg


Silly shit like......they did anything but cheat.

[spurraider21]

After being a healthy scratch (:lol) in week 1, Dobson was activated for week 2 and had 1 catch for 13 yards. I might have overestimated this guy when comparing him to Louis Murphy

[monosylab1k]

After being a healthy scratch (:lol) in week 1, Dobson was activated for week 2 and had 1 catch for 13 yards. I might have overestimated this guy when comparing him to Louis Murphy

rofl

The healthy scratch was planned, in order to bring him back from his injury slowly. Also, Brady has been incredibly shitty through two games. At the same time Louis Murphy didn't have a decent QB ever.

I still say Dobson gets rolling this year and racks up 800+ receiving yds.

[spurraider21]

In year 2 Murphy put up 609 yards so that's more or less what to expect here. Murphy's rookie year was completely with jawalrus. His 2nd year was partially with Russell and partially with Bruce gradkowski.

So there's definitely a margin of error in my statistical analysis

[Raven]

pats didn't need the passing game tbh

[spurraider21]

rofl

The healthy scratch was planned, in order to bring him back from his injury slowly. Also, Brady has been incredibly shitty through two games. At the same time Louis Murphy didn't have a decent QB ever.

I still say Dobson gets rolling this year and racks up 800+ receiving yds.
:lmao was the healthy scratch in week 3 after playing in week 2 also planned to bring him back slowly?

[monosylab1k]

:lmao was the healthy scratch in week 3 after playing in week 2 also planned to bring him back slowly?

Not sure why today.

Why exactly are you so happy? Do you really feel good about pulling a comparison completely out of your ass with no insight or intelligent thought used whatsoever? Is that something to be proud of?

[monosylab1k]

Derek Carr is the next Shaun King. First name in my head. Now i'll laugh every game that he doesn't play like a superstar.

[spurraider21]

Not sure why today.

Why exactly are you so happy? Do you really feel good about pulling a comparison completely out of your ass with no insight or intelligent thought used whatsoever? Is that something to be proud of?
i'm not happy, my comparison was actually pretty inaccurate. i thought dobson was as good as murphy

[monosylab1k]

:lmao shaun king 2.0

[spurraider21]

:lol mad

[Clipper Nation]

Derek Carr is the next Shaun King. First name in my head. Now i'll laugh every game that he doesn't play like a superstar.

He's actually Ja-Carr-cus Russell :lol

[spurraider21]

trolling aside, i was shocked at how mortal Brady looked. he did make some huge plays here and there, i recall one where he basically evaded 2 sacks and ended up completing the throw to the right sideline. overall he looked really pedestrian. looked shaken by pressure and just missed some throws. really eerie. maybe it was just an off game =/

[dirk4mvp]

He's let Jizzelle use the strap on one too many times imo

[Fabbs]

rofl

The healthy scratch was planned, in order to bring him back from his injury slowly.
Rather then analysis, you just need to roll on the floor and get ready for your Dec 7th reaming.

[Fabbs]

Start lubing them up, Chiefs.

[spurraider21]

Aaron Dobson once again a healthy scratch. I have to formally apologize to Mono and patsfans, I was wrong to compare Dobson to Louis Murphy. i am accepting whatever crow you will serve on that one

[Raven]

Aaron Dobson once again a healthy scratch. I have to formally apologize to Mono and patsfans, I was wrong to compare Dobson to Louis Murphy. i am accepting whatever crow you will serve on that one

say what you will, but him being a healthy scratch doesn't have much to do with his talent level..

[spurraider21]

say what you will, but him being a healthy scratch doesn't have much to do with his talent level..
teams lacking outside receiving threats always leave their talented outside receivers out as healthy scratches

[Raven]

teams lacking outside receiving threats always leave their talented outside receivers out as healthy scratches

when your oline can't pass protect for shit, it doesn't make much sense to have burners..

[monosylab1k]

Aaron Dobson once again a healthy scratch. I have to formally apologize to Mono and patsfans, I was wrong to compare Dobson to Louis Murphy. i am accepting whatever crow you will serve on that one

Crow accepted :smokin btw I'm right on so far with my completely pulled out of my ass Shaun King 2.0 comparison.

[monosylab1k]

I was wrong to compare Dobson to Louis Murphy.

:lmao

[spurraider21]

:lmao
yep. lol away. i was way off in that comparison. thought they'd have a similar career path but Dobson hasn't risen to the "heights" that Murphy did

[pgardn]

say what you will, but him being a healthy scratch doesn't have much to do with his talent level..

Two rookies starting on the O line?

What?

[spurraider21]

Crow accepted :smokin btw I'm right on so far with my completely pulled out of my ass Shaun King 2.0 comparison.
not even. King didn't begin his rookie season as the starter. Maybe Manziel has Shaun King potential

[monosylab1k]

I was wrong to compare Dobson to Louis Murphy.
:lmao

[spurraider21]

:lmao


yep. lol away. i was way off in that comparison. thought they'd have a similar career path but Dobson hasn't risen to the "heights" that Murphy did

[monosylab1k]

I was wrong to compare Dobson to Louis Murphy.

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

They need to fucking fire Matt Patricia at halftime. He was giftwrapped a stacked fucking defense and they're playing like ass. What more goddamn proof does Bill need that this guy fucking sucks????

[monosylab1k]

:lol classic andy reid clock management

[spurraider21]

:lmao shaun king 2.0
Brady?

[HI-FI]

Kraft needs to quit being cheap and invest in winning ways again.

http://timrichter1.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/spygate1.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

Wow.

[scanry]

Pretty sound beating from the Chiefs. This could be the season the Pats fall off.

[monosylab1k]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/patriots--aaron-dobson-suspended-for--mouthing-off--to-coach--report-131950513.html

So Dobson isn't getting scratched for sucking, it's because McDaniels is a sensitive little bitch.

[spurraider21]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/patriots--aaron-dobson-suspended-for--mouthing-off--to-coach--report-131950513.html

So Dobson isn't getting scratched for sucking, it's because McDaniels is a sensitive little bitch.
so he has hope after all in reaching louis murphy levels. i'm not wrong just yet

[Chinook]

NFLN suggested that if he continues to struggle, the Pats may cut Brady at the end of the year rather than pay him three guaranteed years. I can't see it. His salary is too small to panic over, amd he deserves at least one year of mulligans. Plus, I think they could trade Tom even if his salary became guaranteed. I think a team like Tampa could use him now that they've improved their other offensive positions.

[spurraider21]

i heard Aaron Dobson had a 9 yard catch. it was the talk of the town

[Fabbs]

Good games the past two weeks by Pattycakes and Brady.

[Raven]

i heard Aaron Dobson had a 9 yard catch. it was the talk of the town

I sense butthurt

[spurraider21]

I sense butthurt
sensors aren't calibrated

[Fabbs]

December 7th? Won't you be off the Philbilly's bandwagon by then and coming up with funny nicknames for the head coach to be fired?
The Chargers have yet another suck coach and the Patriots have been playing good non-cheat ball for the 1st time in a decade.
That having been said, I am not moving one bit off my anticipated Philbillys reaming of the Pats.

[Brazil]

dat Pats team tbh... 9-2... 7 W in a row

next 5 are not easy but 3-2 should be at reach, AFC is a lock



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Gillette Stadium
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MetLife Stadium
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Hope to see a Broncos / Pats in POs should be entertaining

[Raven]

dat Pats team tbh... 9-2... 7 W in a row

next 5 are not easy but 3-2 should be at reach, AFC is a lock



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Nov 30
NE (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=NE) @ GB (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=GB)
Lambeau Field
4:25 PM
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Qualcomm Stadium
8:30 PM
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NBC





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MIA (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=MIA) @ NE (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=NE)
Gillette Stadium
1:00 PM
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MetLife Stadium
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Gillette Stadium
1:00 PM
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CBS




Hope to see a Broncos / Pats in POs should be entertaining

meh, anyone who predicts a loss for the pats in the next 5 games must do it strictly because of some statistical theory, because right now it's more a debate of a win for more than 3td or less, rather than a win or a loss.. Seriously, the last 8 tds came from tim wright(!!!), blount just picked up (!!!!!!!) and aron fucking gray (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)..

[Brazil]

meh, anyone who predicts a loss for the pats in the next 5 games must do it strictly because of some statistical theory, because right now it's more a debate of a win for more than 3td or less, rather than a win or a loss.. Seriously, the last 8 tds came from tim wright(!!!), blount just picked up (!!!!!!!) and aron fucking gray (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)..

3 games in the road... I can see Pats losing the one @GB and coasting another tbh

won't change a lot of things anyway.. I see them going all the way to the last game of the season...

Just hope my Lions can pull of a win in POs.. I don't think they can take NFC North.. their next 4 are reachable 3 @ home, they should go 4-0, last game in GB shhhh but GB schedule is pretty easy too playing Pats @home... other than that nothing to be afraid of

[Raven]

3 games in the road... I can see Pats losing the one @GB and coasting another tbh

won't change a lot of things anyway.. I see them going all the way to the last game of the season...

Just hope my Lions can pull of a win in POs.. I don't think they can take NFC North.. their next 4 are reachable 3 @ home, they should go 4-0, last game in GB shhhh but GB schedule is pretty easy too playing Pats @home... other than that nothing to be afraid of

Gb will be blown out, im sure of that. Way overrated team, because of a shitty nfc. Pretty much the only relevant team witb an offense.

[Brazil]

Gb will be blown out, im sure of that. Way overrated team, because of a shitty nfc. Pretty much the only relevant team witb an offense.

at home they are bullyin niggs tbh scoring 40s -50s against it's true some shitty teams but still they are no clowns in their house

[Clipper Nation]

In before they choke again in the playoffs.

[Raven]

In before they choke again in the playoffs.

when they choked last time? against the giants, sure, but other than that they really shouldn't have competed in the first place.. Last year especially, it was beyond me how we got to the conference finals..

[scanry]

In before they choke again in the playoffs.

Should've beaten the Colts in 2006 and won the damn Lombardi. Choked against the Ravens in 2010 & Jets in 2011. Choked in the SB in 2008 & 2012.

They could've easily won 3 SBs tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

when they choked last time? against the giants, sure, but other than that they really shouldn't have competed in the first place.. Last year especially, it was beyond me how we got to the conference finals..
Considering how they're practically anointed as Super Bowl champs in the second half of every regular season, pretty much every year from 2006 on has been a choke, outside of that one Matt Cassel year.

[Raven]

Considering how they're practically anointed as Super Bowl champs in the second half of every regular season, pretty much every year from 2006 on has been a choke, outside of that one Matt Cassel year.

meh, 2011 sucked, but other than that those teams never got healthy enough for the play offs. This year they are healthy so far, so i have 0 excuses if they don't win it all this year.. (providing they stay reasonably healthy)

[spurraider21]

They choked against Baltimore but cundiff outchoked them

[Brazil]

3 games in the road... I can see Pats losing the one @GB and coasting another tbh

won't change a lot of things anyway.. I see them going all the way to the last game of the season...

Just hope my Lions can pull of a win in POs.. I don't think they can take NFC North.. their next 4 are reachable 3 @ home, they should go 4-0, last game in GB shhhh but GB schedule is pretty easy too playing Pats @home... other than that nothing to be afraid of

Packers will win the division. Lions doing as expected... should win against the Bears and lose against GB... So GB 12-4 and Lions 11-5

Pats losing the game they were supposed to lose and as I said I think they will coast one of the two remaining game maybe @ home against the Bills

[lefty]

Back where I belong

Feels amazing, man

monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048) Raven (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35860) sook


We got this


:lol Andrew Cuck :lol



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

[monosylab1k]

Back where I belong

Feels amazing, man

monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048) Raven (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35860) sook


We got this


:lol Andrew Cuck :lol



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

Mah nigga lefty :toast Let's fuck shit up

[sook]

Back where I belong

Feels amazing, man

monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048) Raven (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35860) sook


We got this


:lol Andrew Cuck :lol



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

:lol

[lefty]

Mah nigga lefty :toast Let's fuck shit up


:lol
My Nigguhs


Let's do this


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[lefty]

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[spurraider21]

in all seriousness grats to monoslyab1k, Raven, DUNCANownsKOBE

[lefty]

in all seriousness grats to monoslyab1k, Raven, DUNCANownsKOBE

:cry thanks

[monosylab1k]

in all seriousness grats to monoslyab1k, Raven, DUNCANownsKOBE

:toast

[lefty]

:toast

My nigguh

I told you

[lefty]

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[monosylab1k]

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[lefty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/rSpooky/hatersbrady_zpsaps7m5y8.gif
Brady on the bench after Seattle scored the last TD of the 1st half:

"Its OK, we're gonna beat their asses after HT"

:wow


Ny nikkuh :lol