View Full Version : lol choker, loser Karl Malone
ElNono
05-11-2014, 02:03 AM
GTFO of the way
http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/5/11/c2209319-2b14-4cd2-afdc-60f66bc114d6.png
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det core though...
koriwhat
05-11-2014, 02:05 AM
hells yeah!
HI-FI
05-11-2014, 02:06 AM
so without Malone there's only one rapist in the top 5 now?
007nites
05-11-2014, 02:07 AM
:toast
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
Biggest POS to ever play tbh. That shit he pulled with his kid(s) was fucked up.
Sean Cagney
05-11-2014, 02:10 AM
That top 5 is elite........ To be up there with Kareem and Mike? Shaq too? Oh yeah Kobe as well if I must say that tongue in cheek, he has been good too :lol. That is the top scorers in playoff history and TIMMMAY!!!!!!! He is up there! #1 in blocks too! LEGEND! SOLIDIFIED, PERIOD end of story.
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
Yeah whatever, just salute to a legend for once in your life sir! Timmay is an all time great, a legend in this game, period.
HI-FI
05-11-2014, 02:10 AM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
signs up after pau, shits on pau per the par
^From the birthplace of American AIDS
HI-FI
05-11-2014, 02:13 AM
:lol
Tim only needs 1000 more playoff points to surpass Kareem. He should get that this season.
Sean Cagney
05-11-2014, 02:44 AM
Tim only needs 1000 more playoff points to surpass Kareem. He should get that this season.
Yep, no doubt this season he will!!!!! If he averaged 90 or so a game from here on out! He can have it!
Strange Love
05-11-2014, 03:11 AM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
The kang will. San Antonio Heat!
Robz4000
05-11-2014, 04:20 AM
@DD, lets say that by some miracle the Thunder get knocked off by the LA varsity team and the Spurs proceed to the Finals and beat the Heat. What would be your reaction? This is all hypothetical of course.
Fireball
05-11-2014, 06:05 AM
its just evil that Lebron already has over 4,000 points ... he will be on top at the end of his career.
dg7md
05-11-2014, 06:11 AM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
No shit... we don't really want to nor do we expect that. It's just good to see him overcome the other candidate for "best PF ever" and further cement himself over Malone.
It's great to see Tim further prove himself as the greatest PF to ever play the game, so this stat is just some extra flavor to our accolades.
All Duncan can do now is further bridge the gap between him and whoever is going to approach his point spot. No way he catches up with Shaq, even. He would need 488 points to surpass Shaq in the playoff points record.
He just won't play that many more games in the playoffs. For Duncan to lapse Shaq he'd have to average over 15 points a game over 2 full NBA Finals runs. Definitely not happening.
barakz21
05-11-2014, 07:02 AM
GTFO of the way
http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/5/11/c2209319-2b14-4cd2-afdc-60f66bc114d6.png
465334475585384448
det core though...
TD at SF? :lol But yeah, crazy ass lineup still!
mrjap2x
05-11-2014, 08:11 AM
TD at SF? :lol But yeah, crazy ass lineup still!
TD = PG
No shit... we don't really want to nor do we expect that. It's just good to see him overcome the other candidate for "best PF ever" and further cement himself over Malone.
It's great to see Tim further prove himself as the greatest PF to ever play the game, so this stat is just some extra flavor to our accolades.
All Duncan can do now is further bridge the gap between him and whoever is going to approach his point spot. No way he catches up with Shaq, even. He would need 488 points to surpass Shaq in the playoff points record.
He just won't play that many more games in the playoffs. For Duncan to lapse Shaq he'd have to average over 15 points a game over 2 full NBA Finals runs. Definitely not happening.
You don't want him to win #5? Interesting...
tmtcsc
05-11-2014, 08:14 AM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
Now that Kobe won't ever be in the playoffs again, Duncan has a great chance of passing him up in points.
@DD, lets say that by some miracle the Thunder get knocked off by the LA varsity team and the Spurs proceed to the Finals and beat the Heat. What would be your reaction? This is all hypothetical of course.
I respect that you worded this question correctly (recognizing SA can't beat OKC), so I will give you an answer: I'd be happy for the players (and Pop), but I wouldn't be happy for (most) of the posters on this board, since it's largely comprised of retards--like any home board
TampaDude
05-11-2014, 08:17 AM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
Points? Probably not.
Rings? Already a done deal.
Points? Probably not.
Rings? Already a done deal.
You said that last year too:lol
baseline bum
05-11-2014, 08:23 AM
GTFO of the way
http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/5/11/c2209319-2b14-4cd2-afdc-60f66bc114d6.png
465334475585384448
det core though...
Kobe at point guard? Second round exit.
TampaDude
05-11-2014, 08:27 AM
You said that last year too:lol
It was already true last year, dude.
Boiled down:
Timmy 5*
TOSB Kirby 2
Kirby is done. No more rings for you.
*Ring #5 pending, available for pickup after June, 2014.
dg7md
05-11-2014, 08:57 AM
You don't want him to win #5? Interesting...
Not what I meant. :lol I meant the playoff scoring record.
Phenomanul
05-11-2014, 10:02 AM
http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/adidas_Playoffs_03.jpg
gospursgojas
05-11-2014, 11:16 AM
GTFO of the way
http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/5/11/c2209319-2b14-4cd2-afdc-60f66bc114d6.png
465334475585384448
det core though...
When they put this graphic up John Barry stated "thats alot of rings up there"...I was all "now that Karl is out of the way"
Amirite?!?!?! Huh?
Clipper Nation
05-11-2014, 12:05 PM
the birthplace of American AIDS
The Lakers' locker room, 1979-1991? :lol
Mugen
05-11-2014, 12:08 PM
:lol Mailman, f'n loser
TampaDude
05-11-2014, 02:22 PM
:lol Mailman, f'n loser
WERD...fuck Malone...REMEMBER THE ELBOW!!!
Diego20
05-11-2014, 02:22 PM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
At least TD still can win another ring, Kobe$$ can't. :cry:cry
Brazil
05-11-2014, 02:29 PM
Jordan numbers are quite amazing when u know he missed two nba seasons in his prime tbh fwiw
heyheymymy
05-11-2014, 02:50 PM
mailman got shipped out lol
Budkin
05-11-2014, 03:05 PM
Still greatful that POS never won a title.
Wonder if kahlmalown is still afraid of catching dee aids virus?
Kidd K
05-11-2014, 10:35 PM
Will never catch Kobe in pts or ring count. Sorry, Spurfan.
In points, no. Just like Kobe won't catch Duncan in blocks, rebounds, win%, playing defense, MVP awards, Finals MVP awards, etc.
Rings? We'll see about that. Don't be a dipshit and act like Duncan and the Spurs don't have a chance this year.
Drachen
05-11-2014, 11:40 PM
Biggest POS to ever play tbh. That shit he pulled with his kid(s) was fucked up.
Are you talking about the kids he fucked or the kids that came from said fucking?
Nathan89
05-12-2014, 12:19 AM
Biggest POS to ever play tbh. That shit he pulled with his kid(s) was fucked up.
What did he do to his kids? I read one article about him not wanting a relationship with one or more of them but that's it. I don't see the big deal with that. It's mans right to choose what he wants to do with his time. Those fucks are just lucky Karl Malone isn't their mother or they would've been aborted. As far as I am concerned a "deadbeat" dad is just a dad who didn't have the option for abortion.
Are you talking about the kids he fucked or the kids that came from said fucking?
The latter.
What did he do to his kids? I read one article about him not wanting a relationship with one or more of them but that's it. I don't see the big deal with that. It's mans right to choose what he wants to do with his time. Those fucks are just lucky Karl Malone isn't their mother or they would've been aborted. As far as I am concerned a "deadbeat" dad is just a dad who didn't have the option for abortion.
Refusing to pay child support after fucking like a 15 year old girl when you have made millions puts you in that new low category.
hater
05-12-2014, 12:32 AM
:lol at the Malone haters
I love that nigga tbh
Malone was one of the main reasons the Lakers didn't win the ship that year. He tried to fuck Kobe's wetback wife Vanessa :lol
Drachen
05-12-2014, 12:37 AM
What did he do to his kids? I read one article about him not wanting a relationship with one or more of them but that's it. I don't see the big deal with that. It's mans right to choose what he wants to do with his time. Those fucks are just lucky Karl Malone isn't their mother or they would've been aborted. As far as I am concerned a "deadbeat" dad is just a dad who didn't have the option for abortion.
He fucked a 13 year old, got her pregnant, didn't pay for shit for that kids life despite being a. Ultimately millionaire
Clipper Nation
05-12-2014, 12:57 AM
On top of the pedophilia and being a deadbeat dad, he was also arguably the dirtiest player of all time and had absolutely zero remorse :lol
From the December 6, 1984 Washington Post:
Rice junior center Dave Ramer will undergo reconstructive surgery Friday in Houston to repair multiple injuries suffered in what Coach Tommy Suitts says was an intentional elbowing incident in Monday's game against Louisiana Tech. Ramer has a depressed cheekbone, fractures above and below his right eye socket and a collapsed sinus after the incident involving Louisiana Tech's Karl Malone.
Malone had gone up for a rebound and came down swinging his elbows. Ramer was unfortunate enough to be in the same area code. The blow shattered Ramer's cheekbone, and he went down screaming in pain. Malone just looked at him and walked away. Malone's coach was so appalled by Malone's behavior that he went out on the court and told Malone to go back and show some decency and concern. Let me repeat that for emphasis:
Malone's coach made him go back out on the court and act like he cared.
He was the absolute worst at throwing cheap elbows that seriously injured other players, not even prime Kirby was that bad..... on top of that, he was a choke artist who was punked by Brian freaking Grant as well as a known flopper.... Malone has absolutely zero redeeming qualities, tbh....
Nathan89
05-12-2014, 01:09 AM
Refusing to pay child support after fucking like a 15 year old girl when you have made millions puts you in that new low category.
He fucked a 13 year old, got her pregnant, didn't pay for shit for that kids life despite being a. Ultimately millionaire
So the real problem we should be having is him fucking a 13-15 year old.
So the real problem we should be having is him fucking a 13-15 year old.
Well, he fucked her and got her pregnant... so not much you could do after that despite the fact it's disgusting. Refusing to pay child support after making millions is what makes it all the more appalling.
Nathan89
05-12-2014, 01:21 AM
Well, he fucked her and got her pregnant... so not much you could do after that despite the fact it's disgusting. Refusing to pay child support after making millions is what makes it all the more appalling.
Under normal conditions I think that man shouldn't be obligated to pay child support if they don't want to be a part of a child's life. How much he makes is a non-factor. In this particular case since she was too young to consent and the kid was a bi-product of what our society has classified as rape he should probably chip in a couple hundred every month in support.
Under normal conditions I think that man shouldn't be obligated to pay child support if they don't want to be a part of a child's life. How much he makes is a non-factor. In this particular case since she was too young to consent and the kid was a bi-product of what our society has classified as rape he should probably chip in a couple hundred every month in support.
Wow, no comment.
Venti Quattro
05-12-2014, 01:33 AM
Under normal conditions I think that man shouldn't be obligated to pay child support if they don't want to be a part of a child's life. How much he makes is a non-factor. In this particular case since she was too young to consent and the kid was a bi-product of what our society has classified as rape he should probably chip in a couple hundred every month in support.
You are a horrible human being
Clipper Nation
05-12-2014, 01:34 AM
Under normal conditions I think that man shouldn't be obligated to pay child support if they don't want to be a part of a child's life. How much he makes is a non-factor. In this particular case since she was too young to consent and the kid was a bi-product of what our society has classified as rape he should probably chip in a couple hundred every month in support.
You're trolling, right?
Nathan89
05-12-2014, 01:42 AM
You are a horrible human being
:lol How so?
You're trolling, right?
What part? I do believe men should be able to opt out of the obligations of being a father. Which would mean they would not have to pay child support. The most reasonable time period for this to happen is during the period that abortion is still an option.
Gummi Clutch
05-12-2014, 01:44 AM
Under normal conditions I think that man shouldn't be obligated to pay child support if they don't want to be a part of a child's life. How much he makes is a non-factor. In this particular case since she was too young to consent and the kid was a bi-product of what our society has classified as rape he should probably chip in a couple hundred every month in support.
Are you a black dude impregnating chicks on the go? Way to scream deadbeat no show father.
Nathan89
05-12-2014, 01:51 AM
Are you a black dude impregnating chicks on the go? Way to scream deadbeat no show father.
Lets not act as if these women don't have the best birth control options to prevent the situations and the option of abortion or adoption.
Gummi Clutch
05-12-2014, 01:54 AM
Lets not act as if these women don't have the best birth control options to prevent the situations and the option of abortion or adoption.
Have you fucked chicks on the pill? You do realize that there is a good chance to impregnate them right?
Seriously, I hope you're trolling.
Nathan89
05-12-2014, 02:06 AM
Have you fucked chicks on the pill? You do realize that there is a good chance to impregnate them right?
Seriously, I hope you're trolling.
The pill is very good at doing what it's supposed to do if you take it properly. She still has the option for abortion after that. If she doesn't like that she can give it up for adoption. After all those options I don't see why a guy should have to pay because she wants to keep it. After all we allow abortion because we believe women should have the right to do with their body as they please. By forcing men to pay child support we take that right away from men because they have to work harder to support an individual they didn't want anything to do with.
hater
05-12-2014, 02:25 AM
Have you fucked chicks on the pill? You do realize that there is a good chance to impregnate them right?
Seriously, I hope you're trolling.
Wtf the pill is about 95% effective dummy
Texas_Ranger
05-12-2014, 02:35 AM
So Malone is a pedphile... not cool.
The Reckoning
05-12-2014, 04:45 AM
lol expecting 13 year old girls to be on the pill
jiggy_55
05-12-2014, 07:13 AM
Seems like Monroe does not how to count to 5. Duncan is 5th, not 4th.
freetiago
05-12-2014, 07:35 AM
has jazzfan showed up yet
he was talking trash when the Spurs down to Dallas as fell of the map as expected
Clipper Nation
05-12-2014, 12:00 PM
:lol How so?
What part? I do believe men should be able to opt out of the obligations of being a father. Which would mean they would not have to pay child support. The most reasonable time period for this to happen is during the period that abortion is still an option.
There already is a way to opt out of being a father - it's called being a responsible adult and not fucking around without a condom or birth control....
Once you knock a chick up, you bring child support upon yourself as the consequences of your actions, simple as that....
Also, abortion is the coward's way out in this scenario IMHO and not fair to the eventual child, which shouldn't have to die for having an irresponsible manchild for a father....
ElNono
05-12-2014, 12:15 PM
has jazzfan showed up yet
he was talking trash when the Spurs down to Dallas as fell of the map as expected
:lol but, but det core doe
gospursgojas
05-12-2014, 12:17 PM
There already is a way to opt out of being a father - it's called being a responsible adult and not fucking around without a condom or birth control....
Once you knock a chick up, you bring child support upon yourself as the consequences of your actions, simple as that....
Also, abortion is the coward's way out in this scenario IMHO and not fair to the eventual child, which shouldn't have to die for having an irresponsible manchild for a father....
:tu
There already is a way to opt out of being a father - it's called being a responsible adult and not fucking around without a condom or birth control....
Once you knock a chick up, you bring child support upon yourself as the consequences of your actions, simple as that....
Also, abortion is the coward's way out in this scenario IMHO and not fair to the eventual child, which shouldn't have to die for having an irresponsible manchild for a father....
:tu
Spur|n|Austin
05-12-2014, 12:21 PM
dis here karl malone
He might be a choker but he can cook up some fucking burgers.
ElNono
05-14-2014, 09:52 PM
He might be a choker but he can cook up some fucking burgers.
:lol
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