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Koolaid_Man
05-13-2014, 07:35 AM
WWI medical records
In November 2008, the discovery of an eye-witness account on how Hitler was treated after being shot on the Western Front (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Front) during World War I (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I) was announced in the press. According to these reports, a former German Army Medic named Johan Jambor gave an account to a Polish priest and amateur historian, Franciszek Pawlar, in the 1960s, of how he saved Hitler's life in 1916 after a groin injury and saw that he had lost a testicle.

Pawlar's record of the conversation was discovered by Pawlar's relatives and published by Polish author Grzegorz Wawoczny.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism#cite_note-1) According to the German tabloid Bild (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bild), a surviving friend of Jambor's, Blassius Hanczuch, has confirmed Jambor's story, adding that Jambor and his co-rescuers dubbed Hitler "screamer" (Schreihals) because, as they were carrying him away, they came under French fire and had to temporarily abandon him, upon which he began to scream very loudly, imploring them to come back and threatening them with court martial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_martial) if they left him behind.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism#cite_note-2)


Military records show that Hitler was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Somme), which has been described as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)]


Soviet autopsy


In 1970, the definitive Soviet autopsy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler) on Hitler's remains was released. This document, which was allegedly compiled shortly after the conclusion of World War II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II) on the basis of examination of the remains claimed to be those of the Führer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BChrer) stated he was monorchid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monorchid). It stated:

"The autopsy performed by the Red Army pathologists on Hitler's body... [produced clear] findings:The left testicle could not be found either in the scrotum or on the spermatic cord inside the inguinal canal, or in the small pelvis[...]"

DJR210
05-13-2014, 08:26 AM
So his remaining ball did twice the work. Nothing to see here.

DMX7
05-13-2014, 08:33 AM
That one remaining ball must have been pretty big.

The Reckoning
05-13-2014, 08:48 AM
not surprising since he was a eunuch

Franklin
05-13-2014, 09:24 AM
Like it fucking matters. You can remove both them balls and he'd still be the Fuhrer imho. It's not the balls but the brain that makes a man what he is.

Infinite_limit
05-13-2014, 04:55 PM
Exceptional Fuhrer ball

Avante
05-13-2014, 06:54 PM
Do you have any hobbies guy? Nuts, shit, cocks, pussy, etc etc etc, wow!