View Full Version : __What reality show, would you go on?
mouse
08-10-2005, 10:44 PM
I want to be on Survivor, and The Amazing Race,
Both shows let old overweight 40 year olds on national TV, I gave up on Big brother after I saw the young Saved by the bell watching kids they have on now on Big brother 6, they are after the Bay Watch crowd. have you see the girls in the house half naked? Would you want to see me naked? so I will not send my video into CBS this year.
But what about you?
Do you have any reality shows, you would , or would not do?
Thanks.
Carnie
08-10-2005, 10:54 PM
I would do one with T Park.
Horry For 3!
08-10-2005, 10:55 PM
None
TheTruth
08-10-2005, 11:29 PM
Big Brother or I want to be the first poor batchelor.
Cant_Be_Faded
08-10-2005, 11:29 PM
I would go on "That 70's House" because the hostess is ridiculously hot
i would do the hustle with her
Johnny Tightlips
08-10-2005, 11:36 PM
Who says I been auditionin' for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition?
David Bowie
08-10-2005, 11:40 PM
Kill Reality...that truely is a reality show.
I dream of the day that all reality shows would be destroyd.
Kori Ellis
08-10-2005, 11:44 PM
I think I could win The Apprentice. And I like the thought of timvp and I doing The Amazing Race, but I probably wouldn't actually want to do it when it came down to it.
I would be horrible at Fear Factor because I couldn't choke down any of that stuff.
I'd do Surreal Life in a heartbeat!
Sense
08-11-2005, 12:15 AM
I'd do the 70's House (just for the 70's experience) , The Real World (da girls), Road Rules (crazy competition shit)...
And some others...
I would love to do Real World. I think that would be an absolute blast. Even though I hate almost everything MTV-related.
Also, I think I could do Survivor, but I'd rather just put that show out of its missery. The concept was cool....for the first three years.
Low End Specialist
08-11-2005, 07:50 AM
The Bachelor. Only drawback would be picking up STDs from those skanks.
Spurminator
08-11-2005, 09:38 AM
Rock Star:INXS, or some other variety of that show.
mouse
08-11-2005, 10:06 AM
Rock Star:INXS, or some other variety of that show.
Can you sing?
Spurminator
08-11-2005, 10:08 AM
I can RAWK...
mouse
08-11-2005, 10:13 AM
I think I could win The Apprentice.
I forgot about that show. You would be perfect, You need to send in your auditon tape. I want to see Trump on your round table show :lmao
And I like the thought of timvp and I doing The Amazing Race, but I probably wouldn't actually want to do it when it came down to it.
That show is on twice a day on the Game show channel, you should check it out. There are some real losers on that show I kinda wonder how they got picked? I think the Producers look for folks who they know will give up.
So you might have a shot. But I don't see you as a quitter. I would love to see you make LJ run without his shoes on, that would be cool. :lmao
I would be horrible at Fear Factor because I couldn't choke down any of that stuff.
That is why I never tried out for that show, I had a hard time eating the flies in Slomo's Pear Brandy, But sometimes you don't eat anything , they just put you in a tank with live insects. Trust me, if you can sit next to some of the folks at the GTG's? then that should not be a problem :smokin
mouse
08-11-2005, 10:16 AM
I can RAWK...
who do you sound like most, Bon Scott? Bob Dylan?
You need get on GMSA they have local singers on each week and they judge them. If not? You need to go to the next Karaokie GTG we have,
TheTruth
08-11-2005, 10:19 AM
who going to audition with as your partner for amazing race mouse?
ALVAREZ6
08-11-2005, 10:22 AM
The Real World or the Inferno.
mouse
08-11-2005, 10:40 AM
who going to audition with as your partner for amazing race mouse?
That is a good question., First off, I would want someone who can read a map, or anyone who used to be a travel agent, I would like a midget, many times the slower partner ruins it for the faster partner,, I would just stick that midget in my back pack and run like hell.
If not, I would want someone like BigSnack25, you don't know what fun is until your yelling at some 300lb person "hurry up fat ass, and climb those fucking stairs" I would be yelling at Bigsnack 24/7. as I use all kinds of fat puns to poke fun of his fat ass, The folks at home would love it, the fat folks watching the show at home eating pork skins would hate me, but they will tune in each week.
I guess If I could find a person who can say "where is the bus station"
In 5 diffrent languages? they would be part of my team for sure,
Sonia_TX
08-11-2005, 12:17 PM
I would like a midget, many times the slower partner ruins it for the faster partner,, I would just stick that midget in my back pack and run like hell.
LOL! Too funny.
I think I'd want to be on Real World. They get put up in a nice house for 5 months, go out and party just about every night...I can deal with that. :)
batman2883
08-11-2005, 12:18 PM
Real World, come on how can anyone pass up a chance to have an orgy??
Sonia_TX
08-11-2005, 12:22 PM
Batman, I love your siggy. JT was hilarious on SNL!
batman2883
08-11-2005, 12:32 PM
Hell yeah he was, i think by far he was the best.....ha ha ha ha "ah a double punk, 50 didnt know he was going to kill someone and Dax didnt know he was going to die.......
Is there a Beer Drinking reality show?
I would like to do that one :lol
batman2883
08-11-2005, 12:59 PM
Is there a Beer Drinking reality show?
I would like to do that one :lol
Does the Man Show count?
Sonia_TX
08-11-2005, 01:50 PM
Bat, my favorite was when he and Jimmy Fallon portrayed Nick and Jessica.
Jessica: So, in conclusion, you may call me "Dumb".. you may call me "Stupid".. you may even call me "Dumb".. but think about this!.....
haha
I loved the Barry Gibb Talk Show too... I had tears from laughing so hard.
Jimcs50
08-11-2005, 02:00 PM
I want to be on a show where you see how many hotties you can do before your dick falls off.
We can call it Dick/Off
1Parker1
08-11-2005, 02:09 PM
I want to be on a show where you see how many hotties you can do before your dick falls off.
We can call it Dick/Off
Jim...why don't you just fuck-off? :)
Jimcs50
08-11-2005, 02:34 PM
Jim...why don't you just fuck-off? :)
:depressed
mouse
08-11-2005, 02:45 PM
I want to be on a show where you see how many hotties you can do before your dick falls off.
They already have one, it's called Life with Shawn Kemp :lmao
tlongII
08-11-2005, 02:52 PM
I would like to find some way to be on "The Girls Next Door."
1Parker1
08-11-2005, 03:18 PM
:depressed
Awww..I was just kidding!
batman2883
08-11-2005, 03:21 PM
I would probably want to be only guy on survivor Playboy centerfold edition
Jimcs50
08-11-2005, 04:20 PM
Awww..I was just kidding!
:spin
Vashner
08-11-2005, 04:26 PM
I"ll try that new Gilligans Island... they got couple hotties to hit on...
I can do the Capt part... with a cane and a limp.
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