5000 reasons why mouse is a pimp

[A Serbian Beast]

1. His name is mouse.


next...

[Sense]

2. He's Spurs fan..

[A Serbian Beast]

3. he has one spur.

[PM5K]

http://www.mailbling.com/det13.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/pist46.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/pist55.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/house012.jpg

http://mailbling.com/slo24.jpg

http://www.mailbling.com/heat14.jpg

[A Serbian Beast]

5. Has the best hair out of all of us.

[A Serbian Beast]

6. Because he loves the animals.
http://spurstalk.com/rob24.jpg

[Sense]

http://www.mailbling.com/det13.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/pist46.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/pist55.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/house012.jpg

http://mailbling.com/slo24.jpg

http://www.mailbling.com/heat14.jpg


:lol :lol :lol

I bet the people meeting in the GTG's can't wait for them to come back, just to see good ol mouse.

[mavsfan1000]

Because of his multiple screen names.

[gay abc]

he'll smoke anything

[JoeChalupa]

He can turn a piece of junk PC into a Dell for a 12-pack.

[Inbred]

change the topic to 5000 reasons mouse is an ass hole, and you will get more replies.

[Slomo]

He recognizes a Russian when he sees one :lol

[moose]

Because he's my biological father!!

http://radish-spirit.com/cbl/minor04/detective12.jpg

[Boo]

Cuz hes a motha fukin racist

[2Blonde]

Here are a couple of more "Pimpin" pictures of mouse for your viewing pleasure...
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5281/whatawoody6dm.jpg
&
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/1399/lapmouse4jb.jpg

[fraga]

Cause apparently he has homo-erotic tendancies...

[2Blonde]

He's just "Open-Minded" :smokin :lol

[The sone]

19. because hes always got something good to sell...

[Oh, Gee!!]

because he forces women to prostitute themselves then beats them when they don't have his money.

[Vashner]

Mouse is out of town cause he had to smack his ho'es in Cancun for lack of sales.

[Oh, Gee!!]

Mouse is out of town cause he had to smack his ho'es in Cancun for lack of sales.


Bitch, I don't give a fuck 'bout no hurricane. Where my money?

[KEDA]

Because he and Big Sac hung out with me when I bowled league last year!

[Marklar MM]

http://www.playfulpuppets.com/Images/Sara%20the%20Mouse.gif
http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/I%20AM%20MIGHTY%20MOUSE.JPG
http://www.homestead.com/harebraindd/files/fivel2.gif
^:nope^

[Oh, Gee!!]

I think this poem by Todd Shaw (AKA Too $hort) explains it best

And I quote:

I'm going to tell you a story in stereo,
About the pimping game, that you should know.
But if you don't, it's alright.
Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night.

When I was 3 years old,
Straight pimp game I was told.
My daddy sent me to pimp school.
In this man's world, you can't be no fool.
If a pimp is what you wanna be,
You're gonna have to learn pimpology.
Pimpology: a pimp's profession.
Can't be effected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized,
Come to my school. Get pimp-matized.
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history.
Pimpin' game, you can learn.
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school.

Lesson 1, you should know:
Never fall in love, with your ho.
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool.
Lesson 3:
Don't be a trick. If she's poor, if she's rich,
If your game is soft or hard,
It shouldn't take long to break the broad.
Lesson 4:
Keep ya ho. It's the most important thing to know.
'Cause I pimp or die. I'm like the Mack:
riding around Oakland in a Cadillac.
But on the other hand, if you can't pimp
And the hos keep treating you like a simp,
I don't know what to say about you boys.
You better go to the store and buy some toys.
'Cause you can't play this game.

(Pimp Talking):
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?

(Verse 2):
Now you heard my story in stereo:
About the pimpin' game, that you should know.
And if you don't, it's alright,
'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn night.

I'm Short Dog. Ain't nothing nice.
I never rap fake when I'm on the mic.
I ride around town in a clean Benz.
Never ever frontin' on my real cool friends.
My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull.
I drink Old English, and I do get full.
If you're wondering why I don't stop my rap,
'Cause other MC's can't rock like that.
My music flows like domino's.
I pimp these hoes that's how it goes.
Tenders on my beeper all day and night.
I'm a true blue player homeboy. That's right.
O-A-K-L-A-N-D:
That's where I rain, top dog MC.
Too Short, baby, on the microphone.
I work more tails. I don't take freaks home.
Man, they start trippin' when they think your rich.
Met her yesterday. All on my tip.
It's not hard to believe. But that's how it goes.
I'm burning rubber on these hoes like vogues.
Check out my style. Baby don't stop.
If you can't call me Short, just call me Dog.
Black is my color. I have no other. Nothing else will do.
I've got a black car, black bed, black TV.
I've even got a silk black suit.
Dangerous music, and the Dangerous Crew,
Oakland, Ca, and the Playboy too.
West coast rapping al over the place.
Too Short, baby, all in your face.
I rap so hard…you can't stop me.
My last album sold a million copies.
Me and the maestro, laying the beat.
DJ scratches from my homeboy Pete.
Dangerous music is what you hear.
A new LP, every year.
You know we rolling. Can't be faking.
We come through, and all your girls, we're taking.
You know we're rolling. Don't do no simpin'.
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', baby.

My name is Short. Just what you've been looking for.
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase.
Up in the hills, trying to find my place.
Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned.
Every time you see Short baby, you get down.
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you like.
The way Sir Too Short rocks the mic.
It's a one of a kind, rapping style.
Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild.
For when I spit my rhyme, I just don't quit.
Grab the microphone, and just make me rich.

[Boo]

http://www.spurstalk.com/pist46.jpg

HAHA HAHA thats mouse!!??

what a weak ass punk callin me "black bastard"

HAHA i'd knock yo ass out mouse

[Fonzie]

Aaaaay...because Mouse is cool.

[Puppy Dog]

Big Mouse is a Pimp,
that's what he is,
the mutha fucka knows
how to handle his biz,

whenever there's a brutha
that's down and out
mouse is the cat on the spot
to end the weed drought

and if you happen
to have
some extra cash?
Mouse is the one that'll spread his ass,

i know it's gross, i know it's bad,
but when his lady out of cigs,
the bitch gets mad, :p

so listen up peeps,
i say it one time,
if you need his help anytime,
just drop a dime,

he ain't got a job,
but it don't matta,
if you drop 5 bux,
the blunt gets fatter,

he knows how to show,
and he always puts out,
and if you drop and extra fiddy,
you don't have to pull out,

but back to the story,
the man's a PIMP.
he's gotta 2 foot cane
but a gangsta limp,

so don't you try to step,
lest you get dealt,
he'll bend yo ass over,
and pull out his belt,

and he's a mavs fan,
but it ain't his fault,
the dumbass done pulled
out his cash out the vault,

and put it on the spurs,
when our team bowed down,
that made the midget mad,
he jumped up and down,

he got his foot stuck
like that nigga stilskin,
and now in cuban,
he puts his hopes to win...

so that's it peeps,
this Puppy's last meow,
this bitch gettin hungy,
time fo puppy chow...

[GoldToe]

Sock it to me Mouse!!!

[Mixability]

who are u? who wrote this? and guys, it wasnt me :lol

sure, just like Boo isn't you. :rolleyes

[TDMVPDPOY]

jigga-BOO

[mouse]

I can't be a pimp w/o any ho's

where are my bitches?....................

[CrazyOne]

Well, Mouse... since you talked me into it, this thread looks like a good place...

Here is Gigi (short for Georgina) 1993-2005. We just had to put her to sleep Friday. Her favorite game was to get me to throw her shoe. Rather than fetch it and bring it back to me, she expected me to chase her down and try and take it from her.
http://home.satx.rr.com/newlands/fsp/Gigi.jpg

[Debbie Downer]

Finally some news worth reading.

[Gatita]

http://home.satx.rr.com/newlands/fsp/Gigi.jpg


How cute!

Looks like she is smiling. :)

[mouse]

Crazy ! posting about your dog in a pimp topic, is like me posting about my sisters cucumber under her bed in Kori's how to make a salad cooking class topic,

even though they both do have a few things in common, :smokin

I know that dog was special, and I would like you to tell me who you got that dog,

and why did they put it to sleep? I thought the vet had pills for your dog?

[Jame Gumb]

How cute!

Looks like she is smiling. :)


you know your right ! :smokin



http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/Gigi-smiles.jpg

[CrazyOne]

Yes... she's part Chow, so she has the black gums that make it look that way.

We tried the shots and pills, but they didn't make any difference. She had bone lesions on her spine that were tearing up her spinal cord.

[Puppy Dog]

Here is Gigi (short for Georgina) 1993-2005. We just had to put her to sleep Friday. Her favorite game was to get me to throw her shoe. Rather than fetch it and bring it back to me, she expected me to chase her down and try and take it from her.
http://home.satx.rr.com/newlands/fsp/Gigi.jpg


sorry for your loss CrazyOne. She is a beautiful girl!

[mouse]

He's just "Open-Minded" :smokin :lol

:lmao