Koolstradamous Speaks: Lakers Will Get The 2nd Overall Pick In The Draft

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao Yall sit back and watch me work.... I will have yall worshiping at the Kool alter after this reality :lol I can't be wrong...I'm basically never wrong when I call my shots...I can see the future :toast

[spurraider21]

you did call the ibaka injury. i'll give you benefit of the doubt

[Kool Bob Love]

You wear anything lakers related today?

saw someone wearing the 2010 champion Tee.:lol

[IrisHockey]

:lol it will absolutely happen, I called it at the start of the season

[RsxPiimp]

I have us at 4 but I'll be ecstatic with #2. It guarantees us Wiggins who's growing on me or Embiid which is going to be Anthondy Davis in a few years.

[Koolaid_Man]

I have us at 4 but I'll be ecstatic with #2. It guarantees us Wiggins who's growing on me or Embiid which is going to be Anthondy Davis in a few years.

Koolstradomous has spoken....2 is ours watch the conspiracy theorists cry...but blame it on Kool....I called it

[RsxPiimp]

But if the Lakers ends up with 4, then we're still guaranteed with Exum who is similar to Penny Hardaway or Parker who reminds me of Pierce.

[RsxPiimp]

Koolstradomous has spoken....2 is ours watch the conspiracy theorists cry...but blame it on Kool....I called it
:toast

[Koolaid_Man]

But if the Lakers ends up with 4, then we're still guaranteed with Exum who is similar to Penny Hardaway or Parker who reminds me of Pierce.

We need to hold onto who ever we get...Kobe got his money which means he chose cash over titles....

[Katherine Robinson]

If Capri goes 3 for 3, he deserves the nickname.

[Koolaid_Man]

and tbh I want Kobe to come back and blend in...if we're going to land Melo, Love, and Rondo we're going to need Kobe to be a team player...

[RsxPiimp]

We need to hold onto who ever we get...Kobe got his money which means he chose cash over titles....

Word

But this draft is stack, worse case scenario we go 6th and get Vonleh which is a Bosh Type of athlete or Smart who reminds me of that PG nigga from the Nuggets but with mad hops

[TheSanityAnnex]

:lmao Yall sit back and watch me work.... I will have yall worshiping at the Kool alter after this reality :lol I can't be wrong...I'm basically never wrong when I call my shots...I can see the future :toast

Where will the Kings pick oh wise one?

[dbestpro]

Bold Prediction: LA will send their pick to Cleveland for Kyrie Irving. Boston will send there's plus filler to Minnesota for Love.
Laker fans will spend all of next year trying to convince themselves they got the better deal.

[KaiRMD1]

Watch it be the 32nd overall

[Koolaid_Man]

Where will the Kings pick oh wise one?

You send me another picture..this time of your girls tic-o-bities then I will grant your pick request...I just want to see her titties bro I don't think it's too much to ask tbh...especially since we plan on going in business together

[ambchang]

I have us at 4 but I'll be ecstatic with #2. It guarantees us Wiggins who's growing on me or Embiid which is going to be Anthondy Davis in a few years.

Do you know how the lottery works? How is it possible the Lakers get the 4th pick? They can get one of the top 3, or 6 to 9. That's it.

[baseline bum]

I have us at 4 but I'll be ecstatic with #2. It guarantees us Wiggins who's growing on me or Embiid which is going to be Anthondy Davis in a few years.

A team can only move up to picks 1-3. Lakers will pick somewhere in 1-3 or 6-9.

[Katherine Robinson]

Do you know how the lottery works? How is it possible the Lakers get the 4th pick? They can get one of the top 3, or 6 to 9. That's it.

You and Deuce should be friends, amb.

[TheSanityAnnex]

You send me another picture..this time of your girls tic-o-bities then I will grant your pick request...I just want to see her titties bro I don't think it's too much to ask tbh...especially since we plan on going in business together

Pick first, then tits.

[Koolaid_Man]

Pick first, then tits.

Sactown will get the 10th pick. Once LA gets 2 it will throw everything in disarray

[TheSanityAnnex]

Sactown will get the 10th pick. Once LA gets 2 it will throw everything in disarray

I was willing to send you some titties for a top three pick. If they drop that far you will get a picture of my dick.

[Koolaid_Man]

I was willing to send you some titties for a top three pick. If they drop that far you will get a picture of my dick.

I got a microscope so that's fine :lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

I got a microscope so that's fine :lol
You've seen my girl. Do you think she would stay with a guy with a small dick?

[Koolaid_Man]

You've seen my girl. Do you think she would stay with a guy with a small dick?

yes. especially if you're bringing in good money which I know you are Big J.

[Koolaid_Man]

You've seen my girl. Do you think she would stay with a guy with a small dick?

I'm thinking about giving you a top 6 pick but that's the best I can do. I need to see some flesh (tits) since you're reneged on me once already

[Spur-Addict]

http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/05/20/2014-nba-lottery-is-100-percent-fixed/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs

[TheSanityAnnex]

I'm thinking about giving you a top 6 pick but that's the best I can do. I need to see some flesh (tits) since you're reneged on me once already

As future business partners I think it's best we take this off the table for now. If the Kings somehow luck in to the top pick I'll send some tits, free of charge. :cheers

[Koolaid_Man]

As future business partners I think it's best we take this off the table for now. If the Kings somehow luck in to the top pick I'll send some tits, free of charge. :cheers

Not bad idea...I don't want you thinking I fucked your girl even though I'd never tell you if it went down like that....:lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

Not bad idea...I don't want you thinking I fucked your girl even though I'd never tell you if it went down like that....:lol

You'd have to be a very light skinned brother for her to even glance at you.

[Koolaid_Man]

You'd have to be a very light skinned brother for her to even glance at you.

:hat your girl is nice TSA...but I got cache bro...trust me...

besides I didn't see her ass..for all I know she could be thick down low...

[spurraider21]

http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/05/20/2014-nba-lottery-is-100-percent-fixed/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs
so true :lol. no matter who wins, everybody will be playing the "fixed" card

[Spur-Addict]

so true :lol. no matter who wins, everybody will be playing the "fixed" card

You know the rules, it's only fixed if L.A wins

[TheSanityAnnex]

:hat your girl is nice TSA...but I got cache bro...trust me...

besides I didn't see her ass..for all I know she could be thick down low...
I don't mess with thick girls, never have. She's got a great ass too, needs a little sun though it's pretty white these days. She's been working too much to lay out and tan the rear.

[RsxPiimp]

Do you know how the lottery works? How is it possible the Lakers get the 4th pick? They can get one of the top 3, or 6 to 9. That's it.


A team can only move up to picks 1-3. Lakers will pick somewhere in 1-3 or 6-9.

You guys are correct. I know I read that somewhere but completely forgot about it. So It's 2 or 3 for the Lakers then.

[ImDaNuts]

Jabari Parker to the Utah Jazz #1 overall

[elmanutres]

Taking pride in tanking after years of proclaiming "we don't tank we retool". Double faced pussies

[Koolaid_Man]

Taking pride in tanking after years of proclaiming "we don't tank we retool". Double faced pussies

we won the last two games of the season dick face....how's that tanking?

[Clipper Nation]

we won the last two games of the season dick face....how's that tanking?
You still tanked, you just sucked at it in true Fredo fashion :lol

[lefty]

Fail

[spurraider21]

:lmao Yall sit back and watch me work.... I will have yall worshiping at the Kool alter after this reality :lol I can't be wrong...I'm basically never wrong when I call my shots...I can see the future :toast


:lol it will absolutely happen, I called it at the start of the season
lol

[Arcadian]

:lmao #7 pick...a horrible consolation for a horrible season. Told you tanking wasn't worth it. It rarely is.

[AchillesHeel]

:lol

[elmanutres]

we won the last two games of the season dick face....how's that tanking?

cause you couldn't outtank the bucks :lmao . Now go make me another spurs jinx thread boy

[Axegrinder]

LOL @ #7..oh, and OP is fegget

[unforeseen]

Kool's jinx took a wet shit on the Lakers' franchise.

[elmanutres]

:lmao walking bad luck charm

[Katherine Robinson]

Oh well, Capri, 2/3 isn't very bad

[ElNono]

:lmao

[DPG21920]

lol Thank goodness LA didn't get anything in the top 6. Huge disappointment for the LA franchise, makes their trade assets less appealing and Kool continues his streak of being wrong more than any other poster on the site.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/kEQbEMu.gif

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin

[Clipper Nation]

48.5, 48, and now 7.... how's "Koolstradamous" gonna :downspin: this shit? :lol

[HI-FI]

huge props to Silver.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbeww5i55m1qeci1vo1_400.gif

[DPG21920]

Kool has zero basketball knowledge and this wrong prediction confirms he's average looking to horrifically ugly in real life IMO.

[spurraider21]

lol Thank goodness LA didn't get anything in the top 6. Huge disappointment for the LA franchise, makes their trade assets less appealing and Kool continues his streak of being wrong more than any other poster on the site.
ehh, avante. i literally made money by asking for pick advice and doing the opposite of what he said one week :lol

also in the playoffs, he initially picked the colts to beat the chiefs, and the chiefs proceed to lay a total ass whooping for the first 33 minutes of the game. he then proceeded to start a thread about how bad andrew luck is. at that moment luck spearheads a ridiculous comeback victory

[KaiRMD1]

Who did not see another backfire coming?

[KaiRMD1]

You still tanked, you just sucked at it in true Fredo fashion :lol


:toast

[TheSanityAnnex]

I was willing to send you some titties for a top three pick. If they drop that far you will get a picture of my dick.

Well fuck, we didn't cover the Kings dropping to 8th. I'm fucking pissed but I'll compromise with a future business partner. You'll still get a pic of my girl's tits, but they'll be in the background, ever so carefully hidden from view by the perfectly placed HD close up off my huge white ballsack in the foreground.

[Kawhi]

:lol it will absolutely happen, I called it at the start of the season
:lmao

[Strange Love]

Kool I thought you said after the Ibaka thread you would cool it with the threads? What happened? More self ownaged. lol

[elmanutres]

48.5, 48, and now 7.... how's "Koolstradamous" gonna :downspin: this shit? :lol

so many of them. 48.5, 48, 7, The Begging, The Begging II, The Curse, I just can't keep up with all of them. There's too many.

[Splits]

Poor Capri_Son

http://imgon.net/di-9VWX.gif

[NRHector]

Whata dumbfuck

[weebo]

:lmao Yall sit back and watch me work.... I will have yall worshiping at the Kool alter after this reality :lol I can't be wrong...I'm basically never wrong when I call my shots...I can see the future :toast

well that worked out well for the lakers :lol