"7" is simply the number of titles Kobe is gonna have at the end of his career

[21_Dickings]

Look at all you fatnecks, celebrating our lottery "failure" like it's the demise of the Lakers for good. Here's how it's gonna play out:

-We trade 7 and some trash for Kevin Love.

-We sign Jeff Van Gundy or Larry Brown as our head coach.

-Kobe returns healthy and near prime form.

-Get Pau to sign for peanuts. Will fit perfectly next to Love at Center.

-Not quite J.H.U.T.T. for the 2014-2015 season, but the Lakers should reach at least the 2nd round.

-Reach the Finals in the 2015-16 season (beating the Thunder en route). Kobe has a historic performance, Klove is solid, but we're still one piece away from beating the faggot Heat or whichever superteam the "Kang" cries himself on to.

-But then, here he comes, Kevin Fuckin' Durant.

-Don't just hand us the title, hand us another repeat.

-Kobe wins the Finals MVP in the first title, Durant wins it the second time, with Kobe essentially handing over the keys to KD. In the press conference, Durant credits Kobe's mentorship for finally getting him over the Lebron obstacle.

-Kobe retires with 7 rings and is the consensus, undisputed greatest player of all-time.

-Spurs are bottom dwellers and the Kang is psychologically destroyed. The Durant/Love era produces at least two more titles.

Commit this shit to your lard encrusted brains, fat necks. This is how the next generation is gonna play out.

J.H.U.T.T.

:hat

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[Venti Quattro]

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[koriwhat]

lmao

[TampaDude]

Kirby is D-O-N-E. Buh bye.

[Axegrinder]

Do you live in humboldt county? Cause you is definitely high as fuck right now

[IrisHockey]

:lol where is 21_blessings?

[TampaDude]

:lol where is 21_blessings?

LOL I remember him...also 21_dickings... :lol

[Venti Quattro]

LOL I remember him...also 21_dickings... :lol
21_Dickings is midnightpulp. This has been known for years, where have you been

[TampaDude]

21_Dickings is midnightpulp. This has been known for years, where have you been

Been right here...where's he been? :lol

[midnightpulp]

21_Dickings is midnightpulp. This has been known for years, where have you been

Still propagating this myth?

21_Dickings is Jamstone.

[ElNono]

:lmao

[KaiRMD1]

Gotta admire ol' sports delusion

[TacoMeatJackson]

This nigga on fuckin crack.

[Katherine Robinson]

Exactly how I see it

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf would pau go sign for peanuts to play with the snitch

he should goto memphis

[Mugen]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SrFYvDq-ZtM/TAkTY0NcuhI/AAAAAAAAAz4/nyq467Mzjg0/s1600/Alarm+Doom.jpg

:lol

[Splits]

Pretty sure OP missed out a key component to this divine plan with Bron signing for the league minimum to join Kirby and Durant.

[Chris]

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[Strange Love]

Its a trap!

[Sean Cagney]

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek............. Crickets chirping.

[elmanutres]

:lmao Apparently laker fans delusion never went down these last 2 seasons

[sexinthatsx]

Why do Laker fans love KD's nuts so much?

[Venti Quattro]

Why do Laker fans love KD's nuts so much?

Because Spurs fans hate him so much

[spurraider21]

because he gets a lot of foodstamps

[capek]

lakerfan trolling the lakers. the team is so utterly irrelevant no one else would bother, so lakerfan takes up the cause. what a trooper :cry

[AchillesHeel]

7

[benefactor]

:lol where is 21_blessings?
Arnold Toht tbh

[The Reckoning]

most delusional fan base ever

[leemajors]

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[dg7md]

Great takes. Spot on.

[jeebus]

Arnold Toht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43085) tbh
that would make a lot of sense tbh

[sendman]

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[sexinthatsx]

Because Spurs fans hate him so much

I thought it was because Laker fans hate Lebron so much

[DMC]

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I came

[Arcadian]

You can either kill yourself, or watch Duncan win another ring. The choice is yours, bitch.

[Arnold Toht]

& can you blame the NBA's active leader in championship rings?

[Infinite_limit]

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[HemisfairArena]

As long as Duncan rings,,,,

[Arcadian]

& can you blame the NBA's active leader in championship rings?

:lol Just kill yourself now. I can see that you're going to be extremely unstable when Duncan rings this year. I'm just looking out for you.

[Arnold Toht]

:lol Just kill yourself now. I can see that you're going to be extremely unstable when Duncan rings this year. I'm just looking out for you.

You can say whatever ya want if you survived 6. I won't budge.

[spurraider21]

You can say whatever ya want if you survived 6. I won't budge.
We went through 6 last year. You've just gone through 7 and you're about to witness 5.