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tenbeersbold
05-21-2014, 03:00 AM
LOL! Dude is a perverted mummy...

HTF Kerr and Miller can sit next to the dude is beyond me



We learned about what Marv likes in a man:
A. He would, like — he wanted me to find a male with a large penis.
Q. And did you all ever get together with a male?
A. Yes….
Q. How did you find these men?
A. The first person was staying at the hotel that I was staying. And he was an attractive airline pilot.



More grisly details
http://deadspin.com/5913641/the-comeback-pig-marv-albert-and-how-to-survive-any-sex-scandal

tenbeersbold
05-21-2014, 03:06 AM
A. He called to say that he needed a fax sent and could I send a fax and help him with a fax. And I said sure. […]
Q. What happened when you got to the room?
A. The door was — the bolt lock was ajar and I knocked on the door and announced myself. And he wasn't in there but I could hear him say, "Come on in," and he
said he would be right out. And I was by the bar area where the couches are in the living room area and I was looking out the window and I heard the door close behind me.
Q. And what did you see then?
A. I saw him standing there with underwear on.
Q. What kind of underwear?
A. He had panties and a garter belt on.
Q. What else, if anything, did you see?
A. He was exposed and aroused.
Q. What did you do?
A. I was in shock. I didn't know what to do. I have never seen anything like this before.
Q. What happened at that point?
A. He told me that he was frustrated and he told me that he had a lot of tension and he wanted me to help him out. And he approached me and started rubbing his body on me.
Q. What happened then?
A. And I tried to push him away, and he wanted me to perform oral sex on him.
Q. How do you know that?
A. He pushed my head down, towards his crotch area.
Q. Did he do anything else?
A. He bit me on the side of my neck over here when he was pushing my head down.
Q. What happened then?
A. And I tried to push him off me and I went to grab his hair and his hair lifted off, and he went to grab his hair and I ran out of the room.

:perv:

JohnnyMax
05-21-2014, 07:31 AM
Your first post made it seem like he was a homosexual. But he's just into male-male-female threesomes.

jag
05-21-2014, 07:34 AM
A. I saw him standing there with underwear on.
Q. What kind of underwear?
A. He had panties and a garter belt on.

https://www.gifbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/4579/man-sits-at-laptop-with-hand-lotion_27.gif

FuzzyLumpkins
05-21-2014, 12:45 PM
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:lol that is just fucking wrong.

Trainwreck2100
05-21-2014, 02:22 PM
So dude's a freak, who gives a shit?

hater
05-21-2014, 02:28 PM
Love Marv. He constantly owns the stupid commentator lime Reggie Miller and calls the out during live broadcast.

How anyone cant love such a great beautiful man is beyond me.

lefty
05-21-2014, 02:29 PM
yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!

DMC
05-21-2014, 04:11 PM
Meh... Marv is a sex freak. More power to him.

capek
05-21-2014, 06:06 PM
Welcome to 1999. :sleep

PÒÓCH
05-22-2014, 12:54 AM
Yes! a spectacular move!