10 absolute locks for 2014

[Avante]

1. Russell Wilson is not gay

2. The Colts will win the weakass AFC South

3. Blake and ClipperNation wil continue to bug others while doing...0... themselves.

4. We're hear more about how Michael Sam is gay.

5. Trindon Holliday will fumble a punt.

6. The Niners will win at least 11 games.

7. Johnny Manzeil will be compared to Fran Tarkenton

8. Andrew Luck will throw more INT's than any other division winning QB.

9. Sammy Watkins will have "world class" speed, trust me not even close.

10.RGIII will end the season on the bench.

[GoodOdor]

11. Avante's picks will average a terrible 50%

12. Avante will make lots of excuses for his terrible picks

13. Avante will starts lots of gay threads

[Avante]

11. Avante's picks will average a terrible 50%

12. Avante will make lots of excuses for his terrible picks

13. Avante will starts lots of gay threads

I keep saying...anyone wanna challenge me in picking games....and nobody ever does. How about you dinky dick?

Don't you get bored hanging on to everyone elses leg? Ever thought of doing something all by yourself?

My bad, you do "try" this.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224334

But nobody gives a fuck shorty.

[DD]

I keep saying...anyone wanna challenge me in picking games....and nobody ever does. How about you dinky dick?

Don't you get bored hanging on to everyone elses leg? Ever thought of doing something all by yourself?

My bad, you do "try" this.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224334

But nobody gives a fuck shorty.

We'll do a pick-6 every week this season and see who comes out on top. Deal?

[Clipper Nation]

11. Avante's picks will average a terrible 50%

12. Avante will make lots of excuses for his terrible picks

13. Avante will starts lots of gay threads
14. Avante will continue to deny what he did in Olongopo

[Kyle Orton]

Given the old faggots track record, I'm pretty confident in the skins now

[Raven]

6 ain't happening.

[spurraider21]

We'll do a pick-6 every week this season and see who comes out on top. Deal?
watch out, i hear Mason makes good picks

[Kawhi]

Given the old faggots track record, I'm pretty confident in the skins now
Skins play Dallas in week 17

[Blake]

3. Blake and ClipperNation wil continue to bug others while doing...0... themselves.



What do you do that's not a 0 here?

[Clipper Nation]

watch out, i hear Mason makes good picks
Even "Mason's picks" two seasons ago were better than Avante's picks last season :lol

[Blake]

watch out, i hear Mason makes good picks

Avante blamed the bad picks on him.

[spurraider21]

Avante blamed the bad picks on him.
Good compared to this past season

[Ditty]

Skins are going to the superbowl now! :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[Avante]

We'll do a pick-6 every week this season and see who comes out on top. Deal?


I never play more than three. If ya know your stuff you'll be hitting 2-1 far more than 1-2.

[Avante]

14. Avante will continue to deny what he did in Olongopo

I did what a billion other sailors did, really no big deal.

Don't get out much do ya slick?

[Avante]

What do you do that's not a 0 here?

Well it;s not following others around like some retard. That's all you do here.

Notice how nobody ever sticks up for you?

[Avante]

Skins are going to the superbowl now! :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

Wanna bet on that?

[Avante]

Good compared to this past season

I don't give out free plays unless in a contest.

[DD]

I never play more than three. If ya know your stuff you'll be hitting 2-1 far more than 1-2.

Sounds good...We both pick 3 every week...Deal?

Do you wanna do just spreads or spreads + O/U's? Also, we need to agree upon a common Vegas book (not Vinny the Dago's spread)and put in our bets by Noon EST

[Avante]

Sounds good...We both pick 3 every week...Deal?

Do you wanna do just spreads or spreads + O/U's? Also, we need to agree upon a common Vegas book (not Vinny the Dago's spread)and put in our bets by Noon EST

I only play spreads, all that sounds good now we need some others like Blake and CN to join in. I've been setting them up for a couple years now.

Plays in by Sat at midnight EST.

[TE]

The Cowboys will take the wack NFC East division despite only winning 8 games.

[Avante]

The Cowboys will take the wack NFC East division despite only winning 8 games.

Hardest division in football to get a read on.

[spurraider21]

I don't give out free plays unless in a contest.
:lmao you already told us you con all your picks after "wise guys" based on magazines and colin fuckin cowherd's guests. you don't "give out plays" at all... all you have done was post picks here for a couple of seasons with miserable percentages

[TE]

Hardest division in football to get a read on.

yah I know. I'm talking out of my ass. I seriously don't know who is taking this division...my money is on the Redskins.

[Avante]

:lmao you already told us you con all your picks after "wise guys" based on magazines and colin fuckin cowherd's guests. you don't "give out plays" at all... all you have done was post picks here for a couple of seasons with miserable percentages

Get it right, ok?

I start looking for the three best plays for the weekend right after Monday night, I do that by using the stats/historical trends I learned from guys like Marc Lawrence and Wayne Allan Root. Then I start looking for agreement. That's where the wise guys come into play. Do they agree with me?

Now think small fry, how many here do you think do any homework at all or know shit about trends? So for me to put in that kind of work why give out free plays? So my son and I just had fun fucking around with Blake.The little freak was so serious about it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a team out there that is terrible vs the spread coming off a bye week. That's the sort of thing I'm talking about, things nobody here would even think about. How about teams heading into a bye week are they focused on the game or thinking about that time off?

[DD]

I only play spreads, all that sounds good now we need some others like Blake and CN to join in. I've been setting them up for a couple years now.

Plays in by Sat at midnight EST.

Sounds good, 3 spreads only...picks in the midnight before game day. Same applies for any TNF picks--must be submitted by midnight Wednesday.

[chunticakes]

I only play spreads, all that sounds good now we need some others like Blake and CN to join in. I've been setting them up for a couple years now.

Plays in by Sat at midnight EST.

I'm down for weekly pick ems. How much are we going to wager per week?

[Blake]

Well it;s not following others around like some retard. That's all you do here.

I didn't ask what you don't do. I asked "what do you do?"


Notice how nobody ever sticks up for you?

You don't seem to notice how almost everyone thinks you're a shitty poster.

[Blake]

I only play spreads, all that sounds good now we need some others like Blake and CN to join in. I've been setting them up for a couple years now.

Plays in by Sat at midnight EST.

You've been setting me up by losing?

[Avante]

I didn't ask what you don't do. I asked "what do you do?"



You don't seem to notice how almost everyone thinks you're a shitty poster.


So you going to play or simply run your mouth?

[Avante]

You've been setting me up by losing?

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM!

[Blake]

So you going to play or simply run your mouth?

I'm not running my mouth

[Blake]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM!

That doesn't make any sense.

If you want to put some money on this thing, I'm in.

If not, you can stop humping my leg. Even though it means the world to you, beating you for bragging rights means nothing to me. We all know what a loser you are at gambling.

[Avante]

That doesn't make any sense.

If you want to put some money on this thing, I'm in.

If not, you can stop humping my leg. Even though it means the world to you, beating you for bragging rights means nothing to me. We all know what a loser you are at gambling.

Going around bugging people means everything to you and we all know it. So why lie? All you do here is bother people, so why lie?

[Blake]

Going around bugging people means everything to you and we all know it. So why lie? All you do here is bother people, so why lie?

I'm here for entertainment. I push your button, you melt down and I laugh at you.

You're here for validation. It's sad.

[Avante]

I'm here for entertainment. I push your button, you melt down and I laugh at you.

You're here for validation. It's sad.

Dude, you do that to everyone not just me. So why not just say...."I get a nut bothering people"....do you really think we don't all see that? I'm here to simply talk football. You ever try it?

Do you ever actually comment on a topic? Nope, you go straight to attacking the OP, that sucks little man.


Your thing is this...'you melted down"...YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!! You really don't see how stupid that is do ya half pint?

[johnsmith]

I will get in on the pick em...I don't really think I'm gonna win, but I bet I won't go into it saying I will hit 70% and when I don't then blame it on my kid.

Seriously though, I want in.

[Blake]

Dude, you do that to everyone not just me. So why not just say...."I get a nut bothering people"....do you really think we don't all see that? I'm here to simply talk football. You ever try it?

Do you ever actually comment on a topic? Nope, you go straight to attacking the OP, that sucks little man.


Your thing is this...'you melted down"...YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!! You really don't see how stupid that is do ya half pint?

right, you melt down like this and I laugh.

Sure, It's stupid fun for me. So what? Do you really believe you're above getting laughed at?

You failed to live up to your claim and then blamed your son. That will always be fucking hilarious.

[jag]

There is a team out there that is terrible vs the spread coming off a bye week. That's the sort of thing I'm talking about, things nobody here would even think about. How about teams heading into a bye week are they focused on the game or thinking about that time off?

Don't you have a shockingly horrendous record picking games here? Like the kind of thing you'd expect from a really small, possibly blind, slow child?

[Avante]

right, you melt down like this and I laugh.

Sure, It's stupid fun for me. So what? Do you really believe you're above getting laughed at?

You failed to live up to your claim and then blamed your son. That will always be fucking hilarious.

I played you for a fool with that picks thing, I couldn't help it you were so damn serious about, like you said, so what.

[Avante]

Don't you have a shockingly horrendous record picking games here? Like the kind of thing you'd expect from a really small, possibly blind, slow child?

I expected somebody to finally catch on but they never did. Nobody who isn't totally deaf dumb and blind could do that badly. What I did was give out the exact opposiite of what I was playing last season. My son played a couple years ago.

I saw that it was more fun watching Blake act stupid over it than anything else. I could have it 80% and nobody would have said anything I knew that so why not have some fun with it? I had a bad week early on a week where here I looked real good......not a word.

[Blake]

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What I did was give out the exact opposiite of what I was playing last season. My son played a couple years ago.


Good fucking god, man. :lmao :lmao

This is one reason why so many people think you're a piece of shit. Just own it instead of lying or pushing Mason in front of the bus.

Gotdam fet ol fuck :lmao :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

What I did was give out the exact opposiite of what I was playing last season. My son played a couple years ago.
:lmao

Pathetic

[Blizzardwizard]

I expected somebody to finally catch on but they never did. Nobody who isn't totally deaf dumb and blind could do that badly. What I did was give out the exact opposiite of what I was playing last season. My son played a couple years ago.


:lmao

[Avante]

If I'd hit 90%......crickets.....it would never be talked about at all. I knew that so why not have fun with it, look at this it's still tallked about.

Do I know my target audience or what?

Obviously I'm the most knowledgeable poster on this forum, that's not even debatable. Who here can talk the injury that ruined the Cowboys 2014 season and Don Perkins their first stud back,yep...me.

[Clipper Nation]

If I'd hit 90%......crickets.....it would never be talked about at all.
90%? You couldn't even hit 50% last season :lmao:lmao:lmao

[The Gemini Method]

Sean Lee getting hurt would've been an absolute lock for 2014.

[Avante]

90%? You couldn't even hit 50% last season :lmao:lmao:lmao

You're invited to play in our 2014 tourney, ya got balls slick?

[Kawhi]

Sean Lee getting hurt would've been an absolute lock for 2014.Vick too

[Blake]

You're invited to play in our 2014 tourney, ya got balls slick?

You not winning the tourney is a lock.

But that's ok. Apparently Mason is still alive and primed for a second push in front of the bus.

[Avante]

You not winning the tourney is a lock.

But that's ok. Apparently Mason is still alive and primed for a second push in front of the bus.

Mason has moved out, and I will win this.

[Blake]

Mason has moved out,

I'm sure you'll still find a way to blame him.


and I will win this.

tell you what....I'm in.

But here's how it's going to go:

You make your three picks. I'll take two of your picks and bet the opposite.

[Avante]

I'm sure you'll still find a way to blame him.



tell you what....I'm in.

But here's how it's going to go:

You make your three picks. I'll take two of your picks and bet the opposite.

You really are a 100% fool aren't you. Dude, do you honestly believe someone with my football IQ isn't hitting over 65% vs the spread? Don't you know you were totally worked, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I totaly ignore all those sites out there that pick at least 60% and the wise guys who are over 65%. Are you really this fucking stupid.

[Blake]

You really are a 100% fool aren't you. Dude, do you honestly believe someone with my football IQ isn't hitting over 65% vs the spread? Don't you know you were totally worked, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I totaly ignore all those sites out there that pick at least 60% and the wise guys who are over 65%. Are you really this fucking stupid.

more whining from the fet man.

Just imagine how great it will be when i beat you by flipping your wise guy picks.

[Avante]

more whining from the fet man.

Just imagine how great it will be when i beat you by flipping your wise guy picks.

Dude, ya fucked up...fat/fet...let it go..ok?

Do you know anything at all about the fundamentals involved in beating the NFL point spread? Do you understand trends? Know anything about before and after a bye? Double home stand/double road trip? Monday night games? Ya don't do ya? Do you really think you can just.....I just think so and so is better....dealing with a point spread?

[Blake]

Dude, ya fucked up...fat/fet...let it go..ok?

Do you know anything at all about the fundamentals involved in beating the NFL point spread? Do you understand trends? Know anything about before and after a bye? Double home stand/double road trip? Monday night games? Ya don't do ya? Do you really think you can just.....I just think so and so is better....dealing with a point spread?

Look at you, doing all that work and still failing miserably two seasons in a row now.

I'm going to take your hard work, flip it and do just as good as you if not better.

Fet fuck.

[Avante]

Look at you, doing all that work and still failing miserably two seasons in a row now.

I'm going to take your hard work, flip it and do just as good as you if not better.

Fet fuck.

I usually play along, but damn guy, do you ever do anything else? Don't you get bored with that same old shit?