The Extinction Level Event to end all ELEs on this board

[Splits]

rogues/thunderup

I want you gone forever.

You want me gone forever.

There's only one way to solve this.

An honest to goodness ELE.

Your ref-team just evened the series 2-2.

ThundeRefs win the series: I give you the keys to this account and my gif collection, and never post under another troll.

Spurs win the series: You disappear forever.

Deal?

[King Emmanuel]

you're so bad i dont think anyone wants you gone forever. they wanna let you embarrass yourself by each post

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

you're so bad i dont think anyone wants you gone forever. they wanna let you embarrass yourself by each post

we all get that from you already

[Calispursfan11]

Rogues is a faggot.

[spurraider21]

apparently rogues has to kill himself if OKC doesn't win the series, so an ele on top of it shouldn't matter

[rogues]

you're so bad i dont think anyone wants you gone forever. they wanna let you embarrass yourself by each post
:lmao..

[Calispursfan11]

Lol. Yes he did promise to off himself. It might have actually been promised in a thread title but a promise nonetheless.

[JohnnyMax]

i thought thunderfan is still banned.

[DD]

you're so bad i dont think anyone wants you gone forever. they wanna let you embarrass yourself by each post

this

[Calispursfan11]

Timeline of events:

BD talks smack about the Thunder winning the series. He gets so excited he states he will off himself if the Thunder lose and for nothing in return mind you. Harlem sucks BD's cock a bit, swallowing some and spitting out the rest.

Splits calls BD out with an extinction level bet that the Spurs will win. BD then realizes he blew his load and remembers that he is a chickenshit and doesn't want to kill himself or leave the forum (his only reason for living in the first place). So instead of posting a substantive response to the bet, BD spouts off some bullshit about a fakey pussy "ELE" bet with El Nono and posts a cute little emoji to distract the masses from his antics. Yeah, BD is a faggot.

[DMC]

Vanilla V-Jays out en-force tonight.

[rogues]

Timeline of events:

BD talks smack about the Thunder winning the series. He gets so excited he states he will off himself if the Thunder lose and for nothing in return mind you. Harlem sucks BD's cock a bit, swallowing some and spitting out the rest.

Splits calls BD out with an extinction level bet that the Spurs will win. BD then realizes he blew his load and remembers that he is a chickenshit and doesn't want to kill himself or leave the forum (his only reason for living in the first place). So instead of posting a substantive response to the bet, BD spouts off some bullshit about a fakey pussy "ELE" bet with El Nono and posts a cute little emoji to distract the masses from his antics. Yeah, BD is a faggot.
lol faggot. Didn't read

[Calispursfan11]

lol faggot. Didn't read

Oh you read it, Emojiman. You read it.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

lol i'm a faggot.

:tu

[Splits]

thuderup avoiding this bet like the plague

too pussy to up or down vote, pretends the thread doesn't exist. definition of pussy.

[rogues]

^nope, didn't read..you're not even on the radar, Frenchboy..up that game..

[rogues]

:lol BD has already talked about this bet stuff..it doesn't work like that cuck..you can't blindly do ELE bets with somebody who is involved with another..

[Calispursfan11]

:lol BD has already talked about this bet stuff..it doesn't work like that cuck..you can't blindly do ELE bets with somebody who is involved with another..

Everyone can see through your pussy emoji and non-substantive responses to this thread. You got nothing faggot. You've been cornered and have nowhere to run. Continuing to deflect only makes it worse.

[Calispursfan11]

thuderup avoiding this bet like the plague

too pussy to up or down vote, pretends the thread doesn't exist. definition of pussy.

:tu

[Splits]

:lol "involved with another"

You're such a pussy.

Just turn down the bet and state your reason why

Instead, you rely on :cry ElNono :cry and other bullshit excuses to hide your gaping asshole of fear

Pussy.

[rogues]

If Nono is okay and agrees with it, I'll take this bet, tbh..you fuck with BD, you fuck with death..loser is gone from the NBA forum forever..

[rogues]

So the bets on..

[Splits]

So the bets on..

It is on.

[spurraider21]

i sorta wish the ele was between no life and pup, so i could guarantee one of them would be gone

[rogues]

Everyone can see through your pussy emoji and non-substantive responses to this thread. You got nothing faggot. You've been cornered and have nowhere to run. Continuing to deflect only makes it worse.
How about we include your account too..Thunder win, you give me this cute little account..BD will pimp the fuck out of it..

[Calispursfan11]

The thread that ripped BD three new assholes before forcing his hand. Props to OP.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

i sorta wish the ele was between no life and pup, so i could guarantee one of them would be gone

I wish you had a lifetime bet playing chicken with a car

[rogues]

i sorta wish the ele was between no life and pup, so i could guarantee one of them would be gone
You want to join?..BD's a betting man..he'll take on all you pawns..

[IrisHockey]

I'll join if he joins.

Me, Rogues vs 21, Splits, and 11

[rogues]

The thread that ripped BD three new assholes before forcing his hand. Props to OP.
Are you going to include your account, too?..or are you going to pussy around and bystandingly talk shit?..

[Splits]

You want to join?..BD's a betting man..he'll take on all you pawns..

I'll give you my man raider21 for that faggot Irish Cock if they both agree.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

You want to join?..BD's a betting man..he'll take on all you pawns..

the bet should just be "you have one week to go outside and get some friends".. win/win considering mr. irrelevant would be gone with his random TRT outbursts

[rogues]

the bet should just be "you have one week to go outside and get some friends".. win/win considering mr. irrelevant would be gone with his random TRT outbursts
Shut up, Frizzell..adults are speaking..

[IrisHockey]

irishock and BD vs Splits, SR21, Cal11. Losers are gone forever.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Shut up, Frizzell..adults are speaking..
Avante, come regulate

[rogues]

I'll give you my man raider21 for that faggot Irish Cock if they both agree.
Irishock is a comrade nigga not to be fucked with..Taylor is a pussy who wouldn't agree to it..this site is his life..

[rogues]

Sounds like Taylor has been forced into the action..

[IrisHockey]

Irishock is a comrade nigga not to be fucked with..Taylor is a pussy who wouldn't agree to it..this site is his life..

If he pussies out then I'm fine with Scrub replacing him in that bet.

[spurraider21]

im not interested in an ELE, though if i were one of the betting men, id request a list of alts to make sure there's no faggotry

[IrisHockey]

Alright, Scrub, you can join in this bet. Your coaching legacy is not on the line.

[rogues]

i dont have an alt, so i'd need some sort of assurance that there won't be faggotry... its the same reason i didnt come to terms with mono's ele
I don't have any alts..neither does irishock..this is it..

[Splits]

im not interested in an ELE, though if i were one of the betting men, id request a list of alts to make sure there's no faggotry

The ELE includes all alts in all forums. If the poster welches, a death warrant goes out and all ST members must enforce it on sight. It's a real ELE, not this past bullshit welching that has gone on over the years.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

If he pussies out then I'm fine with Scrub replacing him in that bet.

in

[Calispursfan11]

How about we include your account too..Thunder win, you give me this cute little account..BD will pimp the fuck out of it..

No.

[IrisHockey]

Me and BD vs Splits, Scrub so far. If SR21 and Cali11 don't join in, I won't do a permaELE, until January 2015 at the maximum.

[rogues]

No.
:lol That was your chance at actually being relevant..you looked cute fronting Big Dog but you become a coward when confronted..that's why there is posters like me and posters like you..

[Splits]

x BATTLE LINES DRAWN x

SPURS WIN: THUNDERUP/ROGUES + IRISHCOCK gone forever, no alts in no forums

THUNDER WIN: LEGENDS SPLITS + NOLYFE gone forever, no alts in no forums

http://www.idfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tank-fire.jpg

[IrisHockey]

^ Nope, I need SR21 and/or Cali11 to join in as well. Otherwise January 2015 is the max. at stake.

[rogues]

The ELE includes all alts in all forums. If the poster welches, a death warrant goes out and all ST members must enforce it on sight. It's a real ELE, not this past bullshit welching that has gone on over the years.
No not all forums..I specifically mentioned only the NBA forum where I regulate you..I personally don't give a fuck about basketball once the finals are over..I'm going to post in the NFL forum..I'm one of the few Colts fans here so I intend to keep it that way..

[spurraider21]

i predict some serious welching

[rogues]

^ Nope, I need SR21 and/or Cali11 to join in as well. Otherwise January 2015 is the max. at stake.
Yeah..this bet isn't good until BD's terms are met..

[Splits]

^ Nope, I need SR21 and/or Cali11 to join in as well. Otherwise January 2015 is the max. at stake.


No not all forums..I specifically mentioned only the NBA forum where I regulate you..I personally don't give a fuck about basketball once the finals are over..I'm going to post in the NFL forum..I'm one of the few Colts fans here so I intend to keep it that way..


i predict some serious welching

:lol pussification on display

[Malik Hairston]

Damn, the stakes have been raised..

[rogues]

So what is it going to be Splits, you fucking cuck..I'm posting in the NFL forum..bet is still on..

[IrisHockey]

No not all forums..I specifically mentioned only the NBA forum where I regulate you..I personally don't give a fuck about basketball once the finals are over..I'm going to post in the NFL forum..I'm one of the few Colts fans here so I intend to keep it that way..

Gotta talk about my Tigers once we figure it out in October too.

[Splits]

So what is it going to be Splits (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583), you fucking cuck..I'm posting in the NFL forum..bet is still on..

Read the fucking title of my thread. This isn't the ELE to end NBA forum trolling. It is to end your miserable e-life on this website. Take it or leave it, pussy.

[rogues]

Gotta talk about my Tigers once we figure it out in October too.
Gotta talk about my Indians, even though I expect mediocrity to continue once we reach September and October..most of my posting is done in the NBA forum..I'll be gone from here if my guys lose..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao fucking Tigers and Indians

[IrisHockey]

Permanent NBA forum ban, 2 on 2 me and BD vs Splits and Scrub.

[rogues]

Read the fucking title of my thread. This isn't the ELE to end NBA forum trolling. It is to end your miserable e-life on this website. Take it or leave it, pussy.
:lol You aren't taking all of BD down..BD is bigger than you and everything you are IRL..he holds a lot of weight in sooooo many places..I'll leave the NBA forum forever..that's the bet..

[IrisHockey]

:lmao fucking Tigers and Indians

:lmao wide open division and can't even beat the fucking Blue Jays.

[rogues]

:lmao fucking Tigers and Indians
:lol Frizzell the front-running Yankees fan..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao wide open division and can't even beat the fucking Blue Jays.

coasting, tbh

[spurraider21]

rogues and thunderup have a combined 18 posts in the mlb forum tbh, and thunderup only posted in the nfl forum when the colts were rolling... :lol even loyal coltsfan JT gave him shit for his bandwagon tendencies

[Splits]

:cry want to play with my toy tigers and indians instead of accept reality :cry

I should have expected this from these two fags, their life is Spurstalk, a basketball website, during the craptacious NFL and MLB seasons. Definition of "bitchmade".

[RsxPiimp]

Spurraider needs to man up and join the bet don't leave yo boys hangin

[IrisHockey]

Permanent NBA forum ban, 2 on 2 me and BD vs Splits and Scrub.

So are you doing this or not? I'm going to bed at 12 Pacific

[spurraider21]

Spurraider needs to man up and join the bet don't leave yo boys hangin
i've never pretended anybody in this forum is "my boy"... i dont declare myself as part of any "crew" or bullshit like that either. except besteva because he's armo :cry

[rogues]

:lol Shut the fuck up, Taylor..you should leave this thread after embarrassing yourself..you were offered a place in the bet and you pussied out..no Philo-ing will get you out of this..

As for the cuck, the bet is on..I expect to have all your information when my Thunder prevail..if you don't honor your bet, I will contact a certain someone and those old feelings will come back..

[rogues]

rogues and thunderup have a combined 18 posts in the mlb forum tbh, and thunderup only posted in the nfl forum when the colts were rolling... :lol even loyal coltsfan JT gave him shit for his bandwagon tendencies
:lol That faggot druggy J.T. could suck my dick..I'm the site's official Colts fan..

[Splits]

All right, since thunderup and irish cock have pussied out on the original bet, here are the new battle lines:

Thunder win: Legends Splits and NoLyfeMaster and all alts are perma-banned from NBA, NFL, and MLB forums

Spurs win: Cockfaces rogues/thunderup and IrishCock and all alts are perma-banned from NBA and Spurs forums

I know it is getting close to IrishCock's bedtime... :cry sorry bra :cry

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol just remember rogues.. the best team wins 7 games series.. you guys got 2.. but you still have to win another in SA... with Ibaka limping.


Good luck, faggots

[IrisHockey]

It's on, then.

[rogues]

It's on, cuck..

[rogues]

Oh, it's on, Frizzell..

[Splits]

All right, since thunderup and irish cock have pussied out on the original bet, here are the new battle lines:

Thunder win: Legends Splits and NoLyfeMaster and all alts are perma-banned from NBA, NFL, and MLB forums

Spurs win: Cockfaces rogues/thunderup and IrishCock and all alts are perma-banned from NBA and Spurs forums

I know it is getting close to IrishCock's bedtime... :cry sorry bra :cry


It's on, then.



It's on

It's on

[Splits]

It's on, then.


It's on..

Given the events that have transpired over the past 24 hours, seeing as the game 5 winner goes on to win the series 86%* of the time, and since I'm such a nice guy, I'm willing to give you two rump rangers an out on our previously agreed arrangement:

Spurs win: perma-ban from Spurs forum, banned in NBA forum until the Finals are over
Thunder win :lol : enjoy the Finals

Edit: *actually the team with home court wins 92% of the time: http://www.whowins.com/tables/up32.html

[IrisHockey]

The cuckold doth protest too much, methinks.

[Splits]

:cry since I can't make a decision without mah masdah I'll just post something nonsensical that neither accepts or rejects the olive branch Splits has extended to me and wait for my boyfriend to wake up from his meth induced coma :cry

[Katherine Robinson]

The forum would better without cucks and pedophiles

[spurraider21]

i'm expecting welching regardless of the result

[Splits]

i'm expecting welching regardless of the result

I don't welch, nor have any trolls/alts. But the Spurs also aren't losing.

The EmoCompany on the other hand...

[unforeseen]

I don't welch, nor have any trolls/alts. But the Spurs also aren't losing.

The EmoCompany on the other hand...

Splits is a man of his word, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol pussification on display
:lol cuckholdry on display

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

thunderup already has an ELE bet with ElNono.. he was going to leave either ways..

[313]

Gotta talk about my Tigers once we figure it out in October too.
Our bullpen is a joke, we have no chance

[Splits]

i'm expecting welching regardless of the result

irishcock indeed couldn't even let 1 game pass and he's already trolling the finals game thread upstairs. Fucking welching cocksucker

[spurraider21]

irishcock indeed couldn't even let 1 game pass and he's already trolling the finals game thread upstairs. Fucking welching cocksucker
the bet was for the nba forum, so there's no harm no foul imo.

edit: nevermind, missed that the spurs forum was included

[Clipper Nation]

irishcock indeed couldn't even let 1 game pass and he's already trolling the finals game thread upstairs. Fucking welching cocksucker

:lol Cuck getting welched on

[spurraider21]

:lol resorting to koolaid_man tactics

[eyeh8u]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234187&p=7379089&viewfull=1#post7379089

[rogues]

:lol Cuck getting welched on
:lmao..

"I was just bullshitin..and you know this, maannnn"

smokey

[spurraider21]

i'm expecting welching regardless of the result
yep

[Splits]

:lol Shut the fuck up, Taylor..you should leave this thread after embarrassing yourself..you were offered a place in the bet and you pussied out..no Philo-ing will get you out of this..

As for the cuck, the bet is on..I expect to have all your information when my Thunder prevail..if you don't honor your bet, I will contact a certain someone and those old feelings will come back..


All right, since thunderup and irish cock have pussied out on the original bet, here are the new battle lines:

Thunder win: Legends Splits and NoLyfeMaster and all alts are perma-banned from NBA, NFL, and MLB forums

Spurs win: Cockfaces rogues/thunderup and IrishCock and all alts are perma-banned from NBA and Spurs forums

I know it is getting close to IrishCock's bedtime... :cry sorry bra :cry


It's on, then.


:lol just remember rogues.. the best team wins 7 games series.. you guys got 2.. but you still have to win another in SA... with Ibaka limping.


Good luck, faggots


It's on, cuck..


Oh, it's on, Frizzell..


Given the events that have transpired over the past 24 hours, seeing as the game 5 winner goes on to win the series 86%* of the time, and since I'm such a nice guy, I'm willing to give you two rump rangers an out on our previously agreed arrangement:

Spurs win: perma-ban from Spurs forum, banned in NBA forum until the Finals are over
Thunder win :lol : enjoy the Finals

Edit: *actually the team with home court wins 92% of the time: http://www.whowins.com/tables/up32.html


i'm expecting welching regardless of the result


Splits is a man of his word, tbh.


:lol resorting to koolaid_man tactics

[spurraider21]

i predict some serious welching
master prognosticator

[Clipper Nation]

i'll gladly put up. fuck the faggot ass saints and their fans.
Literally days later:

:lmao harlem
:lmao broncos
:lmao talking shit about the panthers
:lmao overrated as fuck
:lmao putting up 17 on the fucking chargers garbage ass D
:lmao garbage ass fuck
:lmao put those power rankings up now faggot


:lol you're a welcher partner


And there's the welch....


:lmao No Lyfe Faggot
:lmao Officially a welcher
:lmao Cum Newton


Tbh, he already welched by mentioning Cum Newton in the NBA Forum, now he's double-welched :lol


:lmao this nigga welched over a meaningless regular season, Thursday night game, tbh?..


The Welch

[Splits]

:lol Shut the fuck up, Taylor..you should leave this thread after embarrassing yourself..you were offered a place in the bet and you pussied out..no Philo-ing will get you out of this..

As for the cuck, the bet is on..I expect to have all your information when my Thunder prevail..if you don't honor your bet, I will contact a certain someone and those old feelings will come back..


All right, since thunderup and irish cock have pussied out on the original bet, here are the new battle lines:

Thunder win: Legends Splits and NoLyfeMaster and all alts are perma-banned from NBA, NFL, and MLB forums

Spurs win: Cockfaces rogues/thunderup and IrishCock and all alts are perma-banned from NBA and Spurs forums

I know it is getting close to IrishCock's bedtime... :cry sorry bra :cry


It's on, then.


:lol just remember rogues.. the best team wins 7 games series.. you guys got 2.. but you still have to win another in SA... with Ibaka limping.


Good luck, faggots


It's on, cuck..


Oh, it's on, Frizzell..


Given the events that have transpired over the past 24 hours, seeing as the game 5 winner goes on to win the series 86%* of the time, and since I'm such a nice guy, I'm willing to give you two rump rangers an out on our previously agreed arrangement:

Spurs win: perma-ban from Spurs forum, banned in NBA forum until the Finals are over
Thunder win :lol : enjoy the Finals

Edit: *actually the team with home court wins 92% of the time: http://www.whowins.com/tables/up32.html


i'm expecting welching regardless of the result


Splits is a man of his word, tbh.


Literally days later:













The Welch


Take your shit to the American Rugby forum. Don't fuck with the best thread in the past 5 years by bringing some gay ass non-sport onto the NBA board.

[Clipper Nation]

Take your shit to the American Rugby forum. Don't fuck with the best thread in the past 5 years by bringing some gay ass non-sport onto the NBA board.

Povertyball is a joke of a non-sport. You've just decided you hate football because Baylor chokes in their bowl game every year :lol

[Splits]

Povertyball is a joke of a non-sport. You've just decided you hate football because Baylor chokes in their bowl game every year :lol

:lmao Boise State http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245475&p=7876418#post7876418

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Boise State http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245475&p=7876418#post7876418

3-0 in Fiesta Bowls > losing to Central fucking Florida in the Fiesta and blowing a 20-point fourth-quarter lead in the Cotton in back-to-back years.

Baylor :lol

[Splits]

3-0 in Fiesta Bowls > losing to Central fucking Florida in the Fiesta and blowing a 20-point fourth-quarter lead in the Cotton in back-to-back years.

Baylor :lol

Name me other unis that have both American Rugby and Basketball programs finishing in the top-20 for the past two years.

[Clipper Nation]

Name me other unis that have both American Rugby and Basketball programs finishing in the top-20 for the past two years.
Who gives a shit when you choke every year in the only relevant sport? Plus it's well-known that the polls don't mean anything in basketball like they do in football.

[spurraider21]

cant hate on boise state... they won the best college football game i've ever seen

[Splits]

FACT: Baylor American Rugby program and Basketball program have finished in the top-20 the past two years.

QUESTION: Which other universities can claim that?

[spurraider21]

top 20 for 2 years in a row championship