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hater
06-02-2014, 03:35 PM
For their lives :lmao

:lmao thinking Miami will be cake. Lebron will start out his 5th Finals with 45 points and a trouncing win.

this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready. Spursfan is not and most will run like headless chickens :lmao

Budkin
06-02-2014, 03:36 PM
I see what you did there.

The Weiner
06-02-2014, 03:37 PM
Right on brother. I guarantee the Heat will win game 1.

hater
06-02-2014, 03:40 PM
Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

mudyez
06-02-2014, 03:51 PM
gotta agree with OP

024
06-02-2014, 03:51 PM
After Lebron's realization that he's actually a pretty good jump shooter in game 7, I doubt he will ever revert back to his 2007 or 2011 self. Spurs's game plan will be the same because that's all they can do but Lebron will knock down those open jumpers this time. The Spurs are setting Lebron up for a monster series. Many players have had monster series against the Spurs before - Shaq, Kobe, Amare, Dirk - and still lost. That's probably the only sliver of hope here.

urunobili
06-02-2014, 03:53 PM
Heat by 10 the first game solely based on Duncan's comments. Manu 8 TO's

hater
06-02-2014, 04:03 PM
After Lebron's realization that he's actually a pretty good jump shooter in game 7, I doubt he will ever revert back to his 2007 or 2011 self. Spurs's game plan will be the same because that's all they can do but Lebron will knock down those open jumpers this time. The Spurs are setting Lebron up for a monster series. Many players have had monster series against the Spurs before - Shaq, Kobe, Amare, Dirk - and still lost. That's probably the only sliver of hope here.

Lebron's 2nd testicle finally drops :(

Baam
06-02-2014, 04:07 PM
After Lebron's realization that he's actually a pretty good jump shooter in game 7, I doubt he will ever revert back to his 2007 or 2011 self. Spurs's game plan will be the same because that's all they can do but Lebron will knock down those open jumpers this time. The Spurs are setting Lebron up for a monster series. Many players have had monster series against the Spurs before - Shaq, Kobe, Amare, Dirk - and still lost. That's probably the only sliver of hope here.

Lebron still had confidence issues, it always come back... He only started winning titles when he worked on his post game, you want him to be a jump shooter...

The main thing imo is that the Spurs have to defend Bosh and especially Wade better than they did last year...

dbreiden83080
06-02-2014, 04:32 PM
this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready.

Time for Tim to claim his place as a top 5 player of all time..

r0drig0lac
06-02-2014, 04:39 PM
then miami 4-0 right?

ElNono
06-02-2014, 04:41 PM
http://global3.memecdn.com/hey-hey-everybody-look-at-me_o_1665761.jpg

ElNono
06-02-2014, 04:51 PM
:lol I like how this went from "Heat are winning game 1" to "Heat are winning game 1... or game 2... or both"...

hedger

DarrinS
06-02-2014, 05:25 PM
Heat in 3

Mikeanaro
06-02-2014, 05:43 PM
So fucking stupid thread.

phxspurfan
06-02-2014, 06:21 PM
True. After the Heat win their first game the post-2011'ers will bounce faster than you can say "look at me, I am dee captain now"

Malice
06-02-2014, 06:25 PM
At least the dude is consistent with these shit threads/fandom.

Vic Petro
06-02-2014, 06:32 PM
Don't know about game one but I expect the series to be 1-1 going to Miami.

Arcadian
06-02-2014, 06:34 PM
No one should think the Heat will be "cake," but it is very reasonable to predict a Spurs victory, given what happened last year and the circumstances this year.

Malik Hairston
06-02-2014, 06:44 PM
At least the dude is consistent with these shit threads/fandom.

:lol all he does is hedge his bets, tbh..he makes like 20 different predictions on every event, and bumps the only correct prediction out of the 20..

I respect his attempts, though, he gets replies(myself included)..

spurraider21
06-02-2014, 06:54 PM
:lol I like how this went from "Heat are winning game 1" to "Heat are winning game 1... or game 2... or both"...

hedger
:lmao he's not wrong

vander
06-02-2014, 09:57 PM
True tbh I'm already starting to pack

The Reckoning
06-02-2014, 09:58 PM
congrats on the heat 3 peat. that's impressive.

dg7md
06-02-2014, 11:20 PM
No chance we're losing game one. Bump material all you want but there's no chance we are losing game one or this series tbh...

PÒÓCH
06-03-2014, 12:23 AM
Heat'll win game 8, I garanttee!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMBjWLUo9Q

benstanfield
06-03-2014, 01:40 AM
Heat win game 1 with a Hakeem-like performance from Steven Adams

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/df/dff1ce4c0e8a2e6e66d87122d13298caf965537af1fa132d94 0faee5843af56d.jpg

Cry Havoc
06-03-2014, 02:42 AM
Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

Wtf are you talking about.



Bandwaggoners don't wait until the end of the fucking game.



In game 1 we're either A) going to be down 5 in the 2nd quarter when they'll start bailing for the lifeboats or B) Have a 15 point lead cut to a 2 possession game, at which point the cliffjumpers will decide that being up 6 in the 4th quarter is tantamount to being swept.

Darius McCrary
06-03-2014, 02:57 AM
As long as Battier doesn't hit 6 threes.

dg7md
06-03-2014, 03:38 AM
The Heat haven't been tested these whole playoffs... we've been tested from the very beginning. The Heat are no better than the Thunder and we beat them. Hell, the Thunder are better than the Heat, especially against us...

silverblk mystix
06-03-2014, 09:41 AM
Or....

spurs win game one and all the popsuckers will blow their collective pre-teen ejac


and proclaim the spurs champs



until miami responds...

Jimcs50
06-03-2014, 09:49 AM
For their lives :lmao

:lmao thinking Miami will be cake. Lebron will start out his 5th Finals with 45 points and a trouncing win.

this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready. Spursfan is not and most will run like headless chickens :lmao


Care to make wager on series?

100%duncan
06-03-2014, 10:07 AM
It's ST. /thread

Baynes
06-03-2014, 10:17 AM
half? bad math tbh. Around 95% to be more accurate

rjv
06-03-2014, 10:38 AM
haters momma never game him enough love.

Budkin
06-03-2014, 10:47 AM
Care to make wager on series?

hater is a reverse jinxer

George Gervin's Afro
06-03-2014, 10:49 AM
great thread

Jimcs50
06-03-2014, 11:03 AM
hater is a reverse jinxer

then he should bet me a thousand dollars and he would lose money to reverse jinx, right?

:)

Blizzardwizard
06-03-2014, 11:33 AM
Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

Insurance in case he's wrong :lol

BatManu20
06-03-2014, 01:16 PM
I agree that Miami wins one of the first two games. Not sure which, but they'll likely split and then it'll be on the Spurs to do the same in Miami.

Solid D
06-03-2014, 01:34 PM
This has always been a good role for you, hater. Not that the role is intrinsically good.

hater
06-04-2014, 02:27 PM
Care to make wager on series?

I never bet against the Spurs.

but learning about the seriousness of Parkers injuries just ratifies this hread imo

:pctoss

hater
06-04-2014, 02:29 PM
I agree that Miami wins one of the first two games. Not sure which, but they'll likely split and then it'll be on the Spurs to do the same in Miami.

I have similar feeling that the Spus will most likely HAVE to win game 6 in Miami to stay alive. That is if Parker holds up of course and Spurs can extend it to 6.

kinda like facing the nemesis all over again.

hater
06-09-2014, 03:35 AM
Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

Like clockwork

dg7md
06-09-2014, 03:51 AM
Not that big of a deal to predict that we'll lose one of our first two games in a Finals series tbh...

hater
06-09-2014, 04:06 AM
Not that big of a deal to predict that we'll lose one of our first two games in a Finals series tbh...

Agree. Still most spursfans thought we were goinv to beat the heat in 4 or 5 :lmao

This thread was necessary

hater
06-09-2014, 04:42 AM
Lebron's 2nd testicle finally drops :(

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Nostradamus_by_Lemud.jpg

:pctoss