I don't think I'm ready to give up bragging rights yet.

[Jacob1983]

The Spurs are 4 wins away from taking away the bragging rights of my Mavs. My Mavs are the only team to eliminate Superfriends in the playoffs and the Finals. I guess even if the Spurs do ring. At least, I can say my Mavs were first. And if you're not first, you're last. I hate the Heat but I probably hate Wade more than I hate the Heat but I also despise the Spurs. However, my hatred for Wade and the Heat is far greater and deeper than the Spurs. At the same time, the Spurs have good chance of ringing so I'm torn.

Or maybe there is a silver lining to a Spurs' championship. It would likely mark the beginning of the end of Superfriends. And it would prove without a doubt that Lebron is Texas' bitch in the NBA.

[UNCLE-DREW]

the fact you think that's a braggin right to win over a new made team says much about how good you think this team is.

love you also J

[TDMVPDPOY]

what u need to remember faggot op is 4>1, stop talkin shit faggot and get back to work

[Jacob1983]

I will talk as much shit as I want, ass fuck. Your Spurs failed last year.

[spurraider21]

It really doesn't matter if "you think you're ready"

[Jacob1983]

A little premature, brah? Yo Spurs haven't even played a game yet. You already crowning them?

[spurraider21]

A little premature, brah? Yo Spurs haven't even played a game yet. You already crowning them?
never said that. but the events to unfold in the coming weeks are not dependent on your readiness, is all i'm sayin

[Jacob1983]

Win or lose, my Mavs were the first. The Spurs had to find out the hard way.

[chunticakes]

Win or lose, my Mavs were the first. The Spurs had to find out the hard way.

as long as dirk doesn't ring.

[dg7md]

A little premature, brah? Yo Spurs haven't even played a game yet. You already crowning them?

Seems like you are for starting the thread tbh...

By the way, your Mavs won the championship in 2011, regardless to what happens in this year. Even if we win, your guys did it first when the Heat were, admittedly, not exactly as good as they are now. But either way, they did it and that can't be taken away, even if we do it. There's really not a big deal.

Besides, if we lose, you have more to brag about. :lol And if we win, we can just be on the same grounds as each other.

[Franklin]

As a mavs fan you can feel proud either way imho. If the Spurs lose then you would remain the only team to have eliminated Super friends, and if they win you can still take credit for preventing the cHeat from 3-peating.

[Franklin]

there is a bright side to everything imho, it's just that some people can't see it especially those who are pessimistic like Jacob. While you seem to be stuck in a dead end job with no hope of promotion, there's still something of your life that many people begrudge... you're a celibate so you have the luxury to still play computer games like a teenager does when you're already in your 30s. People are supposed to live for fun and there'd be no fun at all if you have a bitch & several kids to feed. At the very least we will always have the rights to brag about celibacy, which is a testament to our superior intelligence to most people imho. We are at the Isaac Newton level tbh.

[Ignignokt]

there is a bright side to everything imho, it's just that some people can't see it especially those who are pessimistic like Jacob. While you seem to be stuck in a dead end job with no hope of promotion, there's still something of your life that many people begrudge... you're a celibate so you have the luxury to still play computer games like a teenager does when you're already in your 30s. People are supposed to live for fun and there'd be no fun at all if you have a bitch & several kids to feed. At the very least we will always have the rights to brag about celibacy, which is a testament to our superior intelligence to most people imho. We are at the Isaac Newton level tbh.

Breeders getting BTFO!

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

The Spurs are 4 wins away from taking away the bragging rights of my Mavs. My Mavs are the only team to eliminate Superfriends in the playoffs and the Finals. I guess even if the Spurs do ring. At least, I can say my Mavs were first. And if you're not first, you're last. I hate the Heat but I probably hate Wade more than I hate the Heat but I also despise the Spurs. However, my hatred for Wade and the Heat is far greater and deeper than the Spurs. At the same time, the Spurs have good chance of ringing so I'm torn.

Or maybe there is a silver lining to a Spurs' championship. It would likely mark the beginning of the end of Superfriends. And it would prove without a doubt that Lebron is Texas' bitch in the NBA.

I think everybody got the point that the Mavs were the first to beat Miami. Is your sole purpose for existing to remind us all of that in every thread?

[Jacob1983]

Yes. I do that to make sure that there isn't so much nob slobbing on the Spurs and Lakers.

[Mugen]

Jacob, do you still get a pretty good discount at Target? I've been looking at linens and toiletries online and saw some I really like.

[Jacob1983]

Big Lots has cheaper prices.

[hater]

Heat have 3peated already. and will probably 4 peat next season. 80% chance then from then around 60% to 5peat and I'd say about 35% chance of 6 peat

[Mugen]

Big Lots has cheaper prices.

:toast

[Splits]

Jacob, do you still get a pretty good discount at Target? I've been looking at linens and toiletries online and saw some I really like.

I'm headed to Bombay on Friday, gonna hit up the FabIndia. Let me know what you want.

[Mugen]

I want Jacob to take me to Big Lots tbh.

[Franklin]

Heat ain't gonna 3-peat this year and the Super Friends will probably never win a championship again together. 3peat hasn't happened since Shaq-Kobe which was more than a decade ago. And it's always a Texan team that ends championship streaks in the recent two decades... 94' Lockets, 99' Spurs, 03' Spurs, 11' Mavs, and I believe you'll add 14' Spurs to that list after game 5 or game 6 of this year's NBA finals.

[Jacob1983]

Well it's getting close. Kinda worried.

[Franklin]

Bro, even if the Spurs win this series we can still take half the credit for preventing the Super Fags from 3-peating. Our pride and bragging rights will always be there no matter what, just like our virginities.

[HI-FI]

don't worry Jacob, no one will ever forget or take away 2011. People will remember it long after 9/11.

[Jacob1983]

My Mavs have prevented 3 3peats. Dey beat Spurs in 2006 and Lakers and Heat in 2011. Props are required.

[Franklin]

Truth, my nigga :toast we'll always hold these prides for as long as our lives and virginities stand.

[dav4463]

one fluke championship because of Spur injuries and mavfans can't stop talking about it

[Franklin]

Nobody can take 2011 away from us, nobody, we're gonna defend it like we defend our virginities :cry

[spurraider21]

My Mavs have prevented 3 3peats. Dey beat Spurs in 2006 and Lakers and Heat in 2011. Props are required.
it would be epic if the Spurs were the team to disband the Heatles though

[DJR210]

At least you have Target to fall back on.

[dg7md]

it would be epic if the Spurs were the team to disband the Heatles though

It's happening if we win tbh... many players of the Heat will likely retire after this year and clearly some players will be traded and scrubs like Chalmers and Cole will likely be left out, don't be surprised if LeBron worries about another "decision" with him in terms of which team he will sign to.

[SpursOwn]

Mavs lost to the Heat in 2006. :nope

Maybe the Spurs get em the second time as well.

[IrisHockey]

don't be surprised if LeBron worries about another "decision" with him in terms of which team he will sign to.

:lmao Wow, you're pretty damn bright.

[HI-FI]

Nobody can take 2011 away from us, nobody, we're gonna defend it like we defend our virginities :cry
:lol
be careful with pussy my son.

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[Jacob1983]

Well if you're not first, you're last.

[Franklin]

after spurs winning the title this year, at least we'll still hold half the credit for preventing superfags from 3-peating. Them boys in blue inject as much pride in me as my celibacy&virginity does, tbh.

[Jacob1983]

Congrats Spurs. Props for beating Superfriends.

[dg7md]

Congrats Spurs. Props for beating Superfriends.

:toast

[Franklin]

We still have the bragging rights because we were the first to eliminate SuperFags just like Jacob said, and we deserve to take half the credit this year for preventing the cHeat from 3-peating. Spurs 14' title is a historic victory of team basketball vs. monkeyball, the meaning of it goes far beyond the championship itself imho.

[100%duncan]

Hand it Jacob, hand it to us.

[DMC]

Hand it Jacob, hand it to us.
Isle 4, behind the taco shells.

[100%duncan]

Isle 4, behind the taco shells.

U mean behind the xanax?

[Blake]

Win or lose, my Mavs were the first. The Spurs had to find out the hard way.

What a lame bragging right.

[Jacob1983]

I don't work on the salesfloor, ass fucks. I work in an underground cave that has a gateway/portal to Hell. Sometimes, I have to feed this demon food in order to keep the balance in the universe.

[ElNono]

I don't work on the salesfloor, ass fucks. I work in an underground cave that has a gateway/portal to Hell. Sometimes, I have to feed this demon food in order to keep the balance in the universe.

We're gonna be taking that "we're the only team that beat the superfriends" now Jake. Don't fight it. Just hand it over.

[Jacob1983]

You ain't taking shit because the Mavs still won. You can be a man and be welcomed to the club of teams that beat Superfriends in the Finals or be an ass fuck.

[ElNono]

Don't fight it, Jake. You're a good guy, but we just took your cookie.

[100%duncan]

:lol