You're married to the same woman for 10 years...you come home to find her dead

[DD]

Is this a bad thing?

[Slomo]

Depends how good your alibi is.

[Spur-Addict]

I would've killed myself after the first five years

[Blake]

Is this a bad thing?

I need a financial details, quality/quantity of sex details and home making skill details in this fantasy scenario before I give a definitive hell yes

[Blake]

Depends how good yor alibi is.

there's that too

[Arnold Toht]

Thank the lord.

[cantthinkofanything]

holy fuck...how do I run those machines where she sticks all the clothes!??!!?!
and where's that metal thing that makes my pants and shirts smooth???

[The Gemini Method]

If it's been for 10 years, she must've been good to me--I'd be pretty devastated. Raise a toast of some bourbon and probably be bummed out that there will be no on to cook for me for at least a good few months until I hit my rebound.

[benefactor]

I'd be pretty tore up without a doubt. I'd probably get out of town for a while. I'd have 250k at my disposal so I could take a month or so and get away. Maybe move around the state staying with friends and family that I haven't seen in a while. Perhaps drive to Atlanta and see my uncle...just do shit to keep from thinking about it.

[Spurminator]

Yeah because then all of my girlfriends would start pressuring me to marry them. That would be a really stressful situation.

[Franklin]

blessing in disguise tbh, because it grants you freedom to go out seeking younger pussies. At the very least it allows you to get rid of a man's worst nightmare (marriage) without getting fucked up financially.

[DJR210]

I'd be pretty tore up without a doubt. I'd probably get out of town for a while. I'd have 250k at my disposal so I could take a month or so and get away. Maybe move around the state staying with friends and family that I haven't seen in a while. Perhaps drive to Atlanta and see my uncle...just do shit to keep from thinking about it.

After the first sentence, that all sounds pretty damn awesome tbh

[Clipper Nation]

N/A, because as a self-respecting man, no way am I ever going to entrap myself in the scam known as marriage, tbh...

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Depends how good your alibi is.

:lol Well played.

Also, please use your Spurstalk superpowers to make sure my wife can't see this thread.

[DD]

If it's been for 10 years, she must've been good to me--I'd be pretty devastated.

True, although after eating vanilla ice cream for 10 years I'd probably pile the kids in the car and go to Baskin Robbins