CROFLMAO Dwight Howard

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao The mental midget got caught trying to get with a high school girl:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/06/sidechick-says-dwight-howard-cheating-on-his-christian-gf-photos/

djohn2oo8 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14870) and sook (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13608) get in here and :downspin: this shit! :lol

[JohnnyMax]

https://twitter.com/huntersturgeon2/status/474571860810932224
https://twitter.com/huhwhatsacondom/status/474586311014514688

High school girl claims Dwight Howard flew her out from Florida to hookup...

It's all over Twitter. Girl deleted her twitter and all of the pics right after.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYElzGIcAAbqEv.jpg

Here's the girl:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYU6YlIgAAX2-7.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYRvAcIYAAslPr.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYRu20IUAAvjh-.jpg

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

The dude ain't right in the head..

[Donkeybong]

lol

[baseline bum]

Bible Kemp doing the lord's work

[Spurs9]

:CROFL :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lol Not having enough baby mommas, need another under 18
:lol hoping to join Birdman status

[djohn2oo8]

Dwight has no shame :lol I guess it's better than Harden paying strippers 50K a night. This is getting to Karl Malone territory for Dwight :lol

[InRareForm]

The new R Kelly

[benefactor]

lol Pedoman

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Rofl bible kemp, you would at least think he would go for a not so ugly 16 yo doe

[.G.]

Silly chimp, he must love living in cages.

[baseline bum]

That bitch really is ugly as fuck

[djohn2oo8]

She look like Kool's sister.

[mudyez]

blacksportsonline.com?

Is that a sports site or does it mean something else?

[Koolaid_Man]

She look like Kool's sister.

Only child....come again :lol

[JohnnyMax]

This is getting to Karl Malone territory for Dwight


http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/karl-malone-and-tim-duncan.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

But the reality is I told yall this dude was a mental midget but all of you supported him and now you all SHARE in his PEDO ways. Anyone who teased that Lakers fan begged are all part of Dwights Pedo MO..you guys are co-signers....The Rockets have a Pedo in their midst....this shit is even worse than I thought....thank goodness he left my team..THANK GOODNESS fucking sicko

[djohn2oo8]

Reminiscent
http://oi52.tinypic.com/2429bn4.jpg

[benefactor]

Rofl bible kemp, you would at least think he would go for a not so ugly 16 yo doe
...or at least one older looking. He had to know she was a kid.

[The Gemini Method]

if you're going to bang the 16-year olds, at least make it somewhat reasonable...

[Koolaid_Man]

Can yall believe DJohn trying to spin this shit by trying to shit this to Kool....what a fucking joke....this nigga has a Pedo he's cheering for and he's talking Kool...fucking wanksta :lmao

[djohn2oo8]

Can yall believe DJohn trying to spin this shit by trying to shit this to Kool....what a fucking joke....this nigga has a Pedo he's cheering for and he's talking Kool...fucking wanksta :lmao
Wasn't Vanessa 17 when she met Kobe? So he raped twice right?

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Wait, what's the legal consent age in Florida?

[Koolaid_Man]

Wasn't Vanessa 17 when she met Kobe? So he raped twice right?

No she was 18 or 19...possibly even 20....but and Kobe didn't already have 10 kids and he dam sho wasn't 30....own your shit dawg stop trying to make this about Kool and Kobe....you're a Pedo and so is your boy

[djohn2oo8]

Wrong. She actually met him when she was 16 and they married when she was 18 http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/17/why-the-lakers-kobe-bryant-and-wife-vanessa-are-staying-together.html
Lol raping twice

[Bulaien999]

In reality maybe they are mentally on the same page... just as long as he can keep balling. Maybe he will play out of his mind like Kobe did during his trial

[InRareForm]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYqXJhIcAEg_Nn.jpg

[Malik Hairston]

Wow, that chick is fucking hideous, tbh..

Do NBA players pull the worst pussy out of all the major sports, tbh?..

[Chris]

Wow, that chick is fucking hideous, tbh..

Do NBA players pull the worst pussy out of all the major sports, tbh?..

Yes.
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/wp-content/uploads/2009/dirkgirl.jpg

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Wow, that chick is fucking hideous, tbh..

Do NBA players pull the worst pussy out of all the major sports, tbh?..

Not Timmy :lol

[Prime Time]

"U played me. U think it's a game. I shared things with you that I ain't never told anybody"
Thought that was the freaking 16yr old..

[Trainwreck2100]

Rejuvenated birdmans career

[Koolaid_Man]

Wrong. She actually met him when she was 16 and they married when she was 18 http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/17/why-the-lakers-kobe-bryant-and-wife-vanessa-are-staying-together.html
Lol raping twice


Yeah because meeting someone when you're 16 is a law violation. Fact is they were married when she was legal 18 and he was 22....research how old Hakeem was when he married his current wife. He was like 40 something and had been hawking her since she was like 13 or 14. Lol...and ask yourself how old is Dwight now? He's about 30...so lol at the Rockets All star pedo team.

[Malik Hairston]

Yeah because meeting someone when you're 16 is a law violation. Fact is they were married when she was legal 18 and he was 22....research how old Hakeem was when he married his current wife. He was like 40 something and had been hawking her since she was like 13 or 14. Lol...and ask yourself how old is Dwight now? He's about 30...so lol at the Rockets All star pedo team.

:lmao..

Seems like Dwight spent a little too much time training with Hakeem last Summer, tbh..

[timtonymanu]

She looks like Calvin Booth.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao..

Seems like Dwight spent a little too much time training with Hakeem last Summer, tbh..

Yep..."In between jump hooks let me show you how to get young bitches." :lol

[Splits]

Wow, that chick is fucking hideous, tbh..

Do NBA players pull the worst pussy out of all the major sports, tbh?..

Yes

http://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/siohvaughn-wade-6.jpg?w=560

[Snaq O'Meal]

..


Seems like Dwight spent a little too much time training with Hakeem last Summer, tbh..


Hakeem's values are somewhat different; he emulates the sunnah or lifestyle of his prophet (who married Aisha when she was 6 and consummated the marriage when she turned 9).

Dwight, however, has no excuse.

[Clipper Nation]

She look like Kool's sister.

She looks like Colin Kaepernick in drag :lol

[Mugen]

:lol

























:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

She looks like Colin Kaepernick in drag :lol

:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

"U played me. U think it's a game. I shared things with you that I ain't never told anybody"
Thought that was the freaking 16yr old..
That was her. Notice the age line.

[hater]

She looks like Calvin Booth.

:lmao :lol :lmao :lol :lmao

[lefty]

Im calling BS on that one


An all-star is gonna fly an ugly teenager :lol

[Prime Time]

That was her. Notice the age line.
"I did not play you Dwight and I didn't have your number."
Unless Howard talks in the third person format, something doesn't add up.

[Fpoonsie]

"I did not play you Dwight and I didn't have your number."
Unless Howard talks in the third person format, something doesn't add up.

I think she might be talking to one of DH's "boys"? This shit is hard as fuck to read.

[Prime Time]

I think she might be talking to one of DH's "boys"? This shit is hard as fuck to read.
So wait, she went to fuck Dwight Howard but ended up falling for one of his friends? Or did one of his friends steal Dwight's phone?

Shit, fuck this thread.

[Blake]

Looks like a young Britney Griner

[Mugen]

:lol I honestly can't fathom what goes through some of these niggas heads tbh........

[Captivus]

http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/3549274.jpg

[pgardn]

She is not ugly.

Just curious looking.
Like a stork, or a wading water bird with those exceptionally long beaks.

I would not want to be responsible for the offspring she might yield via Manu...

[jeebus]

He's only fulfilling God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply. Does she have her period each month? Yes. That means she's ready. Bible is just doin the Lord's work.

Non issue.

[~O~]

Yes.
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/wp-content/uploads/2009/dirkgirl.jpg

Nigga. I thought that was Voldemort.

[spurraider21]

https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10382850_10152468323006425_334008266474525174_n.jp g

[Thebesteva]

She looks like Calvin Booth.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1999/images/calvin-booth.jpg

[Thebesteva]

Wait so is Dwight the grey text? Because he sounds like the girl in this text and the blue one is actually the girl since its responding to Dwight? :lol Tell me I'm right

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYElzGIcAAbqEv.jpg

[RsxPiimp]

Dwight has no shame :lol I guess it's better than Harden paying strippers 50K a night. This is getting to Karl Malone territory for Dwight :lol

Unless you're a dumbass like Paul George, paying a stripper 50k a night is a smarter financial move :lol

[Budkin]

Bible Kemp doing the lord's work

http://i.imgur.com/ywYZsch.jpg

[SupremeGuy]

"U played me. U think it's a game. I shared things with you that I ain't never told anybody"
Thought that was the freaking 16yr old..Same here. :lol Wow, I can't believe a grown ass man is saying weak shit like that to a little girl. What the fuck? :lol

[ElNono]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

Why would he say "you don't know my age"? That sounds like her. "Dwight and I didn't have your number". Sounds like his friend.

[Thebesteva]

Why would he say "you don't know my age"? That sounds like her. "Dwight and I didn't have your number". Sounds like his friend.

God you're a fucking moron DJohn, she's obviously a 16 year old kid with poor grammar and she's saying," I didn't play you Dwight, and I didn't have your number man."

[Thebesteva]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gif

[spurraider21]

the girl is clearly the blue text :lol... why would dwight have taken a screen shot of that :lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gif
:rollin

[spurraider21]

She looks like Colin Kaepernick in drag :lol
:lol good call

[Cry Havoc]

Wow. This is rock bottom. Almost as bad as being outed for being a Naruto fan.

[Koolaid_Man]

I just don't think we could have asked for anything better leading up to tonight's game. This fucking guy is a full on Pedo retard. Now I see why Kobe and Nash didn't like his ass. Seriously this niggas 3rd grade mack game is worse than his free throw shooting. It's all just quite pathetic...all these fine ho's and he's getting caught up with some high school bullshit...this fucking nigga right here. Man I'm speechless...just gotdam...

[Thebesteva]

I just don't think we could have asked for anything better leading up to tonight's game. This fucking guy is a full on Pedo retard. Now I see why Kobe and Nash didn't like his ass. Seriously this niggas 3rd grade mack game is worse than his free throw shooting. It's all just quite pathetic...all these fine ho's and he's getting caught up with some high school bullshit...this fucking nigga right here. Man I'm speechless...just gotdam...

Pretty true tbh

[benefactor]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gif
:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Pretty true tbh

And to show you how gotdam stupid he is...he's walking around the hotel with these underage bitches wearing his Rockets gear. ...nigga is finsta get sued by her parents and he doesn't even know it....what a fucking dumbshit. Laugh at the Lakers now you fucking Pedo loving Rox fans. Lol

[Thebesteva]

And to show you how gotdam stupid he is...he's walking around the hotel with these underage bitches wearing his Rockets gear. ...nigga is finsta get sued by her parents and he doesn't even know it....what a fucking dumbshit. Laugh at the Lakers now you fucking Pedo loving Rox fans. Lol

Yeah he's obviously aiming for broke by the time he retires

[Kidd K]

Oh Dwight :lmao

[Chris]

lol kiddy fiddler Howard

[SupremeGuy]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gifKap looks like a fucking 16 year old girl. :lol

[InRareForm]

that kap gif is the scariest shit ever wow lol

[Koolaid_Man]

According to some dirt digging by Baller Alert, the girl in question goes by the name of “Debbie” and has been flown out to various locations by Howard on several occasions. He even bestowed a “Princess” nickname on her. Allegedly, of course. -

[Koolaid_Man]

iDD0hduCupA

[Koolaid_Man]

He details how he seduces them :lmao

281TgJAzyI0

[hater]

this is getting sad yall

reminds me of Dirk Nowitzki and his sasquach :lol

[HI-FI]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gif
dear Lord.

she also kind of look like Jaye Davidson from Crying Game. even if she was smoking hot, this is just trouble.

looks like Daryl Morey will have to bust out the NBA 2k14 and find another solution.

[shaq_h8ter]

I guess he wanted someone that was more like his own mental age.

[Aztecfan03]

Wow, that chick is fucking hideous, tbh..

Do NBA players pull the worst pussy out of all the major sports, tbh?..

What about baseball players and their slump-busters.

[DMC]

I had got. Sounds like she's already a nigg3r so what's the problem? Aren't they born pregnant as well?

[Aztecfan03]

That was her. Notice the age line.

Read the whole thing. Dwight would not call her Dwight.

[Koolaid_Man]

Dwight's underage jump-off works at McDonalds...this nigga scrapping the bottom of the Barrel...is it too much to ask niggas with over 100 million in the bank to fuck top notch ho's....seriously WTF Dwight?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d3_zpsb581e487.png

[Koolaid_Man]

Somebody needs to haul off and bitch slap the shit outta this gotdam nigga :lmao

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d4_zpsdc95a2ea.jpg

[unforeseen]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gif

:lol Damn, besteva doing work.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d1_zpsbb5b949c.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/dwight-howard-underage-girls-0_zps7b9dc40d.png

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/screenshot_08_zps4e28e409.jpg

[Aztecfan03]

Why would he say "you don't know my age"? That sounds like her. "Dwight and I didn't have your number". Sounds like his friend.

Yea I guess it could be taken both ways since there is no punctuation.

[Thebesteva]

Somebody needs to haul off and bitch slap the shit outta this gotdam nigga :lmao

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d4_zpsdc95a2ea.jpg

Best comment so far on Twitter is,"Dwight always wanted to hit 3's, and now he did" :lol (3/10 for the white people that dont get the reference)

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/8_zps3c4819c8.png

[unforeseen]

You were begging this pedo to be on your team and now you sing a different tune. Shame on you Kool.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/dwight-howard-underage-girls-0_zps7b9dc40d.png

[Koolaid_Man]

I didn't know this nigga was a Pedo...

[King Emmanuel]

this nigga probably at dinner with avante irishock and thread

[weeks]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game

[Thebesteva]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game

:lmao

[DMX7]

This guy has NO shame. He is sick in the head. He genuinely needs help.

[~O~]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game
Dude....stop that shit...lmaooo

[CitizenDwayne]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game

robinlopez.gif

[benefactor]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game
http://cdn3-www.hoopsvibe.com/assets/uploads/2013/04/file_170891_1_DuncanBirdman.gif

[King Emmanuel]

so he likes girls to be about as developed as his post game

you stole that from a nigga on twitter, asshole.

[weeks]

you stole that from a nigga on twitter, asshole.
twitter? i would never

i stole it from another forum :wakeup

[benefactor]

you stole that from a nigga on twitter, asshole.
Eh...I steal shit from here and post it on FB all the time. All is fair in love and internets.

[Koolaid_Man]

Eh...I steal Cully's shit from here and post it on FB all the time. All is fair in love and internets.

fify

[100%duncan]

Fucking jeez :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this alert:

*****************Amber Alert***********************

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/376dc461-3b0e-4d0e-9baf-0f6be07c4f86_zps1216bc75.jpg

[Spurs9]

:lmao at the comments in this thread

[Arcadian]

Stupid god-fearing faggot...

[Hemotivo]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[SAtown]

She is not ugly.

Just curious looking.
Like a stork...


:lmao

[MI21]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d4_zpsdc95a2ea.jpg

Wow, so Notorious B.I.G. isn't dead?

[Thebesteva]

I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this alert:

*****************Amber Alert***********************

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/376dc461-3b0e-4d0e-9baf-0f6be07c4f86_zps1216bc75.jpg

:lol

[spurspokesman]

Damn

[AaronY]

http://i.imgur.com/ywYZsch.jpg
fucking lost it

[KaiRMD1]

Man, if the ol' sport had stayed in la, the amount of jokes that would have come would have been astounding

[100%duncan]

Was reading clutchfans... this is her fb https://www.facebook.com/lovee.debbiie

[TDMVPDPOY]

why isnt this kent sterlize or put down?

[rogues]

She looks like Colin Kaepernick in drag :lol
:lmao..

[rogues]

Also

http://i.imgur.com/90lVTxT.gif
:lmao..

[Drachen]

http://i.imgur.com/ywYZsch.jpg

This is the best of the thread

[Budkin]

This is the best of the thread

Thew that together last year after the Bible Kemp name came around. That was the first image that popped in my head.

[RsxPiimp]

"I want to be able to speak to non-Christians so that I can get them saved or change their lives around," Howard said before last week's Roundball Classic in Chicago.

"I think I can make as much money or even more than LeBron. But it will be up to God for that to happen," Howard said. "If he wants me to market myself, then I'll do it. I'm not trying to give glory for myself. I'm trying to give glory for Him."


"If he's as good as I think he will be, he'll be the perfect role model for this segment of the population."


http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1769153

Nothing worst than a hypocritical Christian crusader
:lmao

[Malik Hairston]

"I want to be able to speak to non-Christians so that I can get them saved or change their lives around," Howard said before last week's Roundball Classic in Chicago.

"I think I can make as much money or even more than LeBron. But it will be up to God for that to happen," Howard said. "If he wants me to market myself, then I'll do it. I'm not trying to give glory for myself. I'm trying to give glory for Him."


"If he's as good as I think he will be, he'll be the perfect role model for this segment of the population."


http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1769153

Nothing worst than a hypocritical Christian crusader
:lmao

Pretty sure that's the only type of Christian, tbh:lol..

[RsxPiimp]

Pretty sure that's the only type of Christian, tbh:lol..

That is also true :lol

[Mnky]

On the real tho.. Under her Sports she got Dwight.. AND Kobe.

Kobe.. we should have known

[Red Hawk #21]

Dwight's underage jump-off works at McDonalds...this nigga scrapping the bottom of the Barrel...is it too much to ask niggas with over 100 million in the bank to fuck top notch ho's....seriously WTF Dwight?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d3_zpsb581e487.png


Somebody needs to haul off and bitch slap the shit outta this gotdam nigga :lmao

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/d4_zpsdc95a2ea.jpg


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/dwight-howard-underage-girls-0_zps7b9dc40d.png

http://i61.tinypic.com/24yu3pt.jpg